#the thinking man's blingee

[barnabascollins]

blingee.... 2! (the site is picmix, and you can set music to play over your... creation, and it's marvelous. you have to channel the most painfully earnest part of your poet's soul to really take advantage of the flavor, i think.)

#the thinking man's blingee #willie loomis #dark shadows #old web #2000s emo #picmix #glitter gif #graphics #dark shadows 1966 #at the moment the userbase appears to be 4 french women over 55. with your help we can ruin that tranquil and wonderful vibe

[boxwinebaddie]

AWEEE YAY I WAS HOPING THAT WOULD BE THE GUITARIST :)))) as always, can we know some more ab him :0

yayayay!!! aaaahhh! i'm so glad you're stoked. i tried not to be too obvious with the hints and give you guys just enough information to put the pieces together, whilist also kinda keeping you in the dark.

but now that that information has come to light:

i would Love to talk a little more about the ex-cd guitarist

— aka my son, ofc. xx

it's down in the crotch.

( what i'm calling the readmore now, smh )

so scott ( who i think is not white? i wanted to free raven from ringleading all the little white boys...i do kinda want to canonize androgynous asian panderverse kenny so that might happen...it does make sense that jimmy be our token white presumed straight boy...but anyways ) is half black, i have decided, and still has all his little freckles. i was obsessed with this site model man and i had no choice but to ravenstan him.

he is not from south park, same as the other cd boys.

however, unlike all the cd boys, scott was not a musician/had no interest in music. the reason that scott was even aquainted with the cd boys at all, is because during part 3, side a of the rm!flashbacks before the boys got famous and were living in their rundown ramshackle rat-infested ass LA afartment from hell, ravenstan and kenny were looking for roomates…

…and Bandmates in particular.

they put up the world's worst craigslist ad ( like when i tell you it was like a glittery blingee thing w/ like ass and titties all over it and dollar signs...kenny said graphic design is my passion & ran w/ it crying lol )

anYWAYS! they recruited jimmy like that, who was doing stand up comedy, but also went crazy stupid on the drums...they were skeptical of his skills bc of his disability ( boo! ) & IMMEDIATELY GOT HUMBLED!!! they were like You Are In The Band My Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( welcome to...a precd band name like Missed Universe )

after jimmy they had one more room and one more slot open, so they were searching, reviewing roomate candidates who were...Sooo Weird. like oh my god all of them were FREAKS, like, thats what you get, boys!!! for posting that boof ass apartment listing on craigslist!

...but at the very last moment, like a beautiful gift from the heavens above, scott malkinson was dropped on their doorstep, adjusting his big sweater and jeans, holding his textbooks and our hearts, lmao.

but no, he could not play guitar/wasn't a musician, he said, he was just a pre-med student at like ( stanford? usc? somethin like that ) and his scholarship did not cover room/board so he was majorly fucked becuase housing was so expensive tht he basically begged kenny, stan, jimmy to let him live with them & not b in the band.

which? was Fine, tbh.

ravenstan could absolutely shred on guitar bc his mom taught him ( sharon we miss u ) while singing, and with jimjamboree on drums ft. kenny on bass...they didn't really need another band mate...persay. they Did, however, need that four-way rent split because trying to cover their rent three ways when they all had really whack jobs to try and make ends meet...and scott ( who, granted was kind of awkward and weird ) was still the least weird candidate they'd gotten, he seemed consistent/reliable, was quiet, not messy, did his thing...

plus...ravenstan took a shine to him bc he had all the kyle freckles, the curly hair, was kind of tall, very studious and had diabetes, so he was like Absolutely! Welcome To Bro Haus, Compadre <3

but yes, moving on! with scott moving in <3 like i said, he kind of did his own thing. he was cordial-ish and all? but very quiet. would just come home from the OR looking exhausted and stressed and just immediately holed up in his room to read and shit. i also think he has super mega autism so his social interactions were really weird?

w/o him meaning to be? not in an aggressive kyle way, but in an embarassing, nerdy, deeply cringey way. scott just...was Not Cool. which granted, ravenstan is not cool, but his charisma is very natural and he's super personable and bubbly, he is also v confident when he drinks/enjoys having fun. scott is more like distant, skittish, strange.

all the pre-cd boys minus scott hanging in the living room, crushing beer and takis on their nasty boy couch from hell, w/ kenny nodding towards scotts room like...any1 else get serial killer vibes from him?

jimmy being like not unless you mean cereal killer ba dum tss! ( dead silence so jimmy is like ) yeah no dw he didn't laugh at that one either fml maybe hes the n-n-narc ( pre!cd jimmy's goal in life was to get scott to laugh bc he literally has not laughed )

and ravenstan was like be nice u guys!! :( i think he's nice hes just a lil weird yknow? mayb he just needs friends <3

and when scott comes home shuffling his papers and looking like a deer in headlights trying not to look at anyone ravenstan is like !!!

scott come hang with us on the couch we ordered way too much pizza and we need help finishing it...we also need help finishing this massive handle of vodka <3 come sit pecas :') <333

( side bar: raven does give everyone lil spanish pet names bc he loves them :* but jimmy and kenny are like thank u bestie idk what u said to me but kiss me lmao, scott tho!!! can Speak Spanish so ravenstan gives scott the chisme all the time oh my godddd j&k are like!!! boo wtf are u guys talking abt are u talkin Smack?! and scott and stan are like idk! ¡aprendan, boys! besitos xx )

BUT LIKE I WAS SAAAAAAYIN!!!

scotts like uh idk *nerd sounds* i'm not really sure abt that...i have a midterm but...yknow...he's never had friends before...so he sits down.

and at first he's not vibing bc he is a Straight And Narrow ( which is funny bc pre!cd early on scott was super closeted kinsey scale 6 gay and also was super religious because he lived with his grandma )

he also is kinda convinced all the cd boys are satan worshipers ( tru ) does not really fuck with their loud ass music bc he thinks its sinful even tho...hes kinda tappin his toe a little...he's just like scared to break into that world and break out of his bubble.

but you know, the boys chill with scott, ask him abt school stuff. theyre trying to be sweet to him even tho he is...the most uncool person ever but its ok bc they are all misfit boys. scott also does not drink ever, but then he's talking abt school and gets stressed so he's like what the hell? i'll have One Shot...i guess.

aND SCOTT IS A MEGA LIGHTWEIGHT AND HAS NEVER DRANK BEFORE WHEN TELL YOU MY MAN WAS ROOOOLLLING!!! he was being so fucking funny oh my god they were like SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT SCOTT!!! having him call out the fancy medical terms for parts of the body while doing body shots…OFF ALL DIFF PARTS OF KENNY STAN & JIMMYS BODIES?!

legendary moment...they were Obsessed w/ him.

he was super hungover after that and failed his midterm...but he had Friends :) and scott went from the weird lil guy living with them to Their Weird Little Guy. scott was their freakin BOY dude. I'm :(

he truly kept order in their shitty apartment, helped them figure out gigs and stuff...he was a little type a like jersey kyle, but way nicer, way less pushy and was mostly concerned abt being helpful. which wa a lot to do while he was doing hard ass med school shit, but he did it because he loved the boys n brought his textbooks & hw to their gigs...also like jersey but didn't heckle them :)

so eventually scott got ~Sindoctrinated~ into being bros with the cd boys ( he also denounced the catholic church and begun to come to terms with his sexuality...im love u, scotty ) BUT ALSO THE BAND!

because they were like scott, you gotta take the edge off dude!!! you should join the band!! you're like basically a part of it because ur like the super diabetic nerd boy glue that binds us together? please? xx

and scott was like omg idk guys i cant play an instrument!!! and mega schwasted ravenstan was like ;))) i will teach you; its easy <3

it was nAUGHT easy but also, ravenstan is lovely and very paitent, scott bc he's a super focused student, picked it up fairly quickly and in no time...

…he was Rockin and Rollin. ;)

OKAY THERES TOTALLY MORE BUT THIS POST IS LONG!!! that's some basic info on scott. an important part 3, side b distinction:

everyone...this is scott, who i would die for. <3

...and this is THOT!!! THIS IS THOT FUCKING MALKINSON WHO I DO NOT CLAIM!!! YES HE LOOKS GOOD BUT THATS NOT MY SON!

THOT FOULKINSON!!! >:////

anyways...that is all <3

ssiiiiiikeee!!!

-uncle nina, scott enthusiast

#rm spoiler #anyways i cant write anything in the comments really bc i dont want to drop his name not under a readmore #but here is a little info #sorry its kinda scattered ill write a more formal post later #theres def...a lot going on so just chew on this for a sec #also let me know how u feel idk what im doing #this is also all spelled wrong

[frenchfrywrites]

Under Your Skin

MINORS DNI

Warnings: Top dom trans man reader, sub bottom Yandere/obsessive Cater Diamond, emetophilia, Cater's signature spell, spit, tummy bulge, super under negotiated kink, everything is consensual and worked out in the end

Cater practically lives under your skin these days.

It’s not like you mind him wanting to hold hands between and during class, or his frequent kisses, or the way he hugs and clings to your body, or how he will use his signature spell to make sure he’s always around when you’re available, nor do you mind the way he favors sitting on your lap when you hang out together. If you did mind, you’d say something. 

Thinking back on it, you can’t remember if he was this touchy before your relationship started, or if it increased with your status as a couple.

Whenever or however it started, his physical affection shows no signs of stopping. Which is good, because you don’t think he has to change. Though Trey and Riddle have checked in, asking if he’s being too much, it’s not like they’re his boyfriend. You are, and you like him like this. It may not seem like it at times to outsiders, but you go beyond with simply accepting Cater’s physical affections. You encourage it.

Like today, when you retire to your dorm with him, you’re the one who pulls Cater into your lap. He doesn’t even have to ask. 

“I missed you soo much today!!” he cries as he finishes making himself comfortable, doing the honor of bringing your hands around his waist. You’re not sure how that’s possible. The two of you only parted during club activities. 

Regardless, Cater smiles at you like you’ve blessed him simply by being here, pressing a quick kiss to your cheek. You return his smile, expecting the kiss. Cater, being Cater, pulls out his phone, snapping a quick pic of the two of you. You squint at the flash and he giggles at the photo. 

"You look so silly LOL," he goes about editing blingees and stickers all over as you watch him, your thumbs drawing random shapes against his skin while you do. Cater’s taken so many pictures of you, and the two of you together, that you wonder how he has storage on his phone for more. 

“I haven’t seen you post on Magicam in a while babe,” he says after a bit. He makes it sound like he doesn’t mind, but you can tell he’s got more to say as soon as he says it. 

You shrug, nothing that exciting has happened within the last couple of days, and you certainly don’t feel the need to post as much as your boyfriend does. 

“It’s just,” he twirls his hair around his fingers, applying the finishing touches to the post before plopping his phone down on the bed next to you. He wraps his arms around your neck, making a serious face, “be real with me hun, you totes don’t have a side account that I’m not following, right?” you can’t help but laugh at that, and Cater predictably pouts.

“Sorry,” you pause, still trying to figure out how he got to that conclusion, “no, Cater, I just haven’t seen anything worth posting recently,” you regret the words as soon as they leave your mouth. Cater gasps loudly, smacking your chest lightly.

“Fuck you! I’m literally right here,” luckily you can tell that’s a playful “fuck you,” and he’s not genuinely upset. You smile, kissing him as an apology anyways.

“You’re right,” his smile melts back onto his face, “you are worth posting every day, but,” you squeeze his sides affectionately, “what if I want to keep you to myself?” A blush erupts over Cater’s face. 

“C’mon, babe, you’re too sweet,” he giggles, flipping his hair behind his shoulder.

“Thought you didn’t like sweets CayCay,” you tease.

“Mmm it’s fine when it’s you,” to prove his point, he leans in to kiss you. Quickly, he deepens it, his arms wrapping tighter around you as he presses his body closer to yours. 

“I wanna” he pulls back slightly to speak against your lips, “I wanna keep you to myself too, and like, be with you always and forever,” he stares into your eyes, his pupils blown wide, looking at you like he’s going to find some way to fuze your bodies together so you can truly never separate. 

Cater goes in for another kiss. You feel his hands move down from where they were wrapped around your neck to fumble with the hem of his shirt. Again he pulls away, a string of saliva connecting your lips, making puppy eyes at you while slowly pulling on it, waiting for your permission to pull it off. “Go ahead,” you murmur, watching him intently. You can feel a heat spread as you watch more and more of his skin be revealed with each moment.

Cater flings the shirt elsewhere, and takes your hands in his, guiding them along his stomach and torso, up to his chest. You take the hint, rubbing your fingers over his nipples, then pinching them. He gasps, arching into your touch.

“You’re so needy today,” you murmur, almost in awe. That statement is a bit off though, you suppose, due to the fact that Cater is always needy.

Instead of offering an excuse or explanation, he takes a hold of your face, pulling you into more kisses as you play with his chest. It doesn’t take long until he’s grinding himself against you. You can feel he’s hard already and you try not to smile over how cute he is getting so excited over just this. Cater whines and gasps as one of your hands finds its way to his bulge. 

“More, more,” he groans against your lips, getting spit and drool all over your mouth. You let out a pleased hum, pulling away so you can see how desperate he looks.

“What’s got you so worked up?” you ask, pinching his nipple when he tries to grind into your hand.

Cater whines, “I dunno,” he licks his lips, “dunno, just gotta have you inside me, please,” he bats his lashes at you. You pretend to think about it, stroking him over his pants as you do. Cater is practically panting as he awaits your answer, doing his best to keep his hips still. “Please, please, fuck me, please,” he whimpers softly, looking like he might cry if you deny him.

“Alright sweetheart lay down,” Cater practically flings himself off your lap and onto the bed at your directions. You move to get the things you’ll need but his hand around your wrist stops you. 

“Split card,” he mumbles his signature spell as he tugs you onto the bed with him. Another Cater materializes, this one dressed in Cater’s lab uniform. “Can you get the lube and the strap for us bestie?” he says to Cater B, who salutes and winks,

“You got it boss,” he responds before rushing around your dorm. 

The original Cater tugs at your clothes, making it clear that he wants to see more of you.

The two of you finish fully undressing each other by the time Cater B returns. He tosses the lube to the original Cater and gently hands you your strap and harness, his hands lingering on yours as he does. 

“Okay you can leave now,” Original Cater waves him off, 

“Waaaah! You mean I can’t join?” Cater B pouts, taking in the scene before him. Original Cater shakes his head, 

“Not this time babe! I want him all to myself,” Cater B nods in understanding, but before he leaves he presses a quick kiss to your lips. No part of him is withholding with physical affection. 

You turn your attention to Cater, who is now on his back with his legs spread to show off how aroused he is for you. Seeing him like this, you can’t help but feel overwhelmingly hot and bothered all over. 

Setting the strap to the side for a moment, you make yourself comfortable between his legs. Cater reaches out to you, again wraps his arms around your neck to keep you as close as possible. You run your hands along his thighs, savoring the way his breath hitches when you do. 

“I can’t wait much longer, please, I’ll literally die if you’re not inside me soon,” he’s obviously being dramatic, but he sure sounds convincing. Maybe he truly believes it.

“Okay, calm down,” you coo, grabbing the lube and silently thanking Cater B, “I still have to stretch you.” You coat your fingers quickly, and press them against his hole. The feeling of your fingers against his entrance makes Cater’s cock twitch. With a smile you slowly press in one- he moans, melting into the bedding- and wiggle it around until he’s stretched enough for another.

“Yes, god yes,” he babbles, opening up for your fingers. You scissor him open and finger fuck him, looking to see which strap Cater B chose to determine how long you need to focus on prepping him.

Cater starts to beg for your strap as soon as you press your third finger into him. 

“Want you to fuck me- need it, please, fill me up, ah, please,” his voice cracks as he jerks his hips back against you. Taking pity on him you lean down and kiss his neck lovingly, stretching your fingers as much as you can before slowly pulling them out.

You regret not putting on the strap earlier, because Cater whines and paws at you while you struggle yourself into it. Finally you have it on securely, and after hastily lubing it up you return to your previous position. 

Cater looks down and watches with glee as you position the head of your strap against his hole. The tip pops in easily, and you waste no time with sheathing yourself inside of him.

Cater clings to you, his legs wrapping around your waist, pulling you deeper as he gasps and moans. When you bottom out you give him time to adjust, rubbing his hips gently. His chest heaves as he stares up at you, unblinking and unwavering.

"There we go baby, taking me so well," you praise softly, rubbing at his stomach where a small bulge has formed from the size of your strap.

After a moment that feels like hours, he breaks eye contact, his gaze flicking downwards as he shifts his hips back. You take that as cue to start moving, slowly thrusting into him.

Cater knocks his head back against the pillows, letting out a choked moan of your name. You can feel his arms tightening around your neck, pulling you closer. You lean down to kiss him- though it’s barely a kiss with how messy it is- as you speed up. You're still rubbing at his stomach, feeling the bulge appear, disappear, and re-appear. He babbles into your mouth, unable to contain how good he feels as you pick up the pace. 

You pull away when you become breathless, instead focusing on fucking him good and deep. Cater pants, trying to catch his breath, drool shining his pretty lips and chin.

“Please let me- oh- taste you,” he begs once he finds his voice. He doesn’t wait for permission, grabbing the hand touching his stomach and stuffing your fingers into his mouth. He sucks and swallows around them like he’s sucking on your strap, but he’s never been too good at giving head. You know he’s got a bad gag reflex, but your brain is muddled with lust as you watch him drool and gurgle around your fingers.

It ends up being too much. You knew- in the back of your head you knew- it would be too much having your fingers down his throat while you’re fucking him so deep and hard.

It’s so sudden and quick you barely process what's happening when he yanks your hand from his mouth and leans over the side of the bed as best as he can, emptying his stomach.

“Sorry, sorry,” his eyes are frantic when he turns back to you, his voice hoarse. Upon seeing that you’re not reacting negatively he relaxes, smiling shyly, “my tummy, you’re so deep inside me,” he wipes some of his puke from his lips, “churning up my guts, and making me totally nauseous,” he says playfully. 

It should be gross, you should want to pull out and away to get him water, to clean him up, to coddle him now and get him off later. Instead, your loins feel on fire and your hips snap on their own accord. You return to fucking him, barely giving him the chance to catch his breath. Cater clenches to the sheets under him and lets out a string of moaned gibberish, looking at you with those wild green eyes, his red hair framing his face like a halo.

He cums untouched, barely seconds later, looking like it caught him off guard. His eyes roll back as he stills under you, and if the way that he tightens his legs around your waist is any clue, he’s clenching onto your strap like a vice. You fuck him through his orgasm, your lust and arousal over everything that’s just happened climaxing as you do. 

When the two of you catch your breath, reality hits. You stare, a bit like a deer in the headlights, down at him, and Cater looks so small under you. 

“Are you okay?” you ask softly- guiltily, because this is the first time you’ve asked- gently massaging his hips and torso. Cater opens and closes his mouth before laughing hysterically,

“Yeah, I’m fine,” he reaches a hand up to play with his sweat drenched hair, a nervous tick, “I just came harder than I have in… a long time,” he flushes, looking away, “and- and you’re not grossed out?” He sounds so small. It’s been a long time since he’s been so vulnerable with you.

“No,” you’re surprised you’re not, but it’s the truth. “I’m glad you’re okay,” you tell him, bringing your hand to his cheek lovingly. “Because it was kinda hot,” you confess quietly. You wouldn’t have admitted it if it weren’t just between the two of you.

You can see the way Cater falls back into his usual self, “yeah it totes was,” he agrees, biting his lip afterwards to hide his grin. “I wanna do it again TBH,” he admits, squirming a bit under you. You look over the side of the bed at the mess and grimace,

“Yeah, next time we’ll put a bucket or tarp down,” Cater laughs at that. He pokes you, 

“Bath time now, please?” he says, making grabby hands. You slowly pull out of him and strip off the harness before collecting him in your arms. Cater clings, and not because he’s scared of being dropped. 

You avoid the mess and deliver him into the tub connected to your room, kissing his cheek before turning on the water for him. You move to go deal with the bedroom, but for the second time Cater stops you by grabbing onto your arm. 

“Come in here with me,” he gives you his best puppy eyes, “pwetty pwease,” you huff out a laugh and join him. Even though you know you should be cleaning up the vomit.

It’ll take both bleach and magic to get it out by the time that you’re out of the bath. But that’s fine. You don’t care much when you’ve got Cater cuddling and clinging to you. You'd stay in here for hours if that's what he needs.

Cater may live under your skin, but you’re the one who welcomed him home.

#emeto #tw emetophobia #cw emetophobia #cw yandere #spice

[remy]

Mutual 1: [six paragraph analysis of their oc's psyche]

Mutual 2: [picture of a gacha game man] i need to kill him (sexual)

Mutual 3: I think killing my dad would fix me

Mutual 4: The worlds smallest angel was born today at 2:30pm

Mutual 5: i hate this guy so much [blingee edit of a video game guy covered in hearts]

Mutual 6: considering ending it all over this $30 purchase

Mutual 7: does anyone else hear that

Mutual 8: [picture of their cat sleeping] ron was being weird

Mutual 9: I may or may not have accidentally posted a how to guide on making explosives. Oops ! Oh well

#chats #pentaphobia

[mistressemmedi]

I think tumblr should let us have free reign with how we customize our blog and posts on mobile. And I'm not talking about ✨ aesthetic✨. Let me saturate people's phones with obnoxious Blingee sparkles. MySpace circa 2008 but like... Ten times worse. Every man for themselves.

#every time i log in they update the dash and make it MY problem #well. why can't i do the same to others #log in and one mutual decided to make all of his posts red #another mutual added sparkles #another blog's post added Duran Duran songs to be played anytime you hover over a link #anarchy. but funny

[spikeghost]

Teen Wolf 1x02

I might not finish this show. This is fun now but this is gonna get annoying fast.

Dylan O'Brien already forced to carry this show at the tender age of 19. Somebody make sure his back is okay

I know i'm not supposed to but i can't help but cackle every time Derek pops up somewhere. Boy needs to work on his lurking skills

The score is so damn inappropriate. The chase scene in the locker room was cute though.

Gotta go make some spaghetti so i don't die or whatever.

Teen Stoner Melissa McCall prequel when?

what is this UI???

this was 2011, why does the UI look like from a show that aired in 2002???

Great-Value Blingee graphic-ass font

Derek is such a damn drama queen

Actually listen to him on that, The people of Pleasantville were on Tommy's ass when they realized their town had a werewolf, not just Muffy the Werewolf Slayer

high school sets always gotta have the one miniature stairwell. Legit can't think of a show that doesn't have that, even those shot in real schools

suck at dialogue and this is pretty much exactly the kind of shit I'm afraid I'll end up putting up on screen. And it's probably gonna happen anyway

kinda love that her inviting Stiles implies they actually had a conversation when he stormed to her place in panic and that she likes him.

girl got weird fucking tastes

This man is in his early 20's lurking around a high school... He needs to go.

Every time Lydia is talking they got that weird music playing like when the cops from Halloween 5 are on screen. All that's missing are the clown noises

What's a little graverobbing between friends?

this shot's actually kinda nice Also how rich was Derek's family? I want "old Victorian in the woods" money too

once again that boy trying to be Merton

oh baby no, that plant is gonna kill your ass too. It doesn't discriminate between humans and werewolves.

not to get all concerned parent on anyone, but seriously if you see aconite/monkshood in real life do NOT touch that shit without gloves and long sleeves. Idk if it's as bad as hemlock as far as the effects it has on the skin goes but the root juices and shit can be absorbed through the skin and it's very poisonous

Half unrelated but my uncle burned himself on what I think is Hemlock a while back, it’s invasive here, or at least that kind is invasive. And it was bad for a good while.

ok I think I like Stiles now

this was either incredibly ballsy or incredibly stupid on Stiles' part. Still figuring out which side of the fence he falls on in this department.

he kept the fucking monkshood. Going with stupid on that one

The Argents allowing a fucking werewolf to walk on their property and on their roof... They’re not very good at this are they?

well there you go. An excuse not to play!

and of course he didn’t think of it.

it's a lot easier to watch if i'm not paying attention too hard so if the liveblogging gets less dense you know why

Jackson's a bitch

i know they’re keeping the fact that Allison is a hunter a secret but they got her acting dumb for it so it’s not working.

#Teen Wolf

[cloneslugs]

yayoi + shinada + saejima

saejima i did forever ago just bc ik if i answered yours firsy w all 3 this would be ill but it still got too long bc im a sicko but anyway thank you this made me smile to write (:

Lady Dojima 

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual 

Gender Headcanon: 🙈 lady . this actually fluctuates depending on how indulgent i wanna be but usually i just go cis woman -_- just bc that's my mom who would love and support me 

A ship I have with said character: erm.. *blushes* kashiwagi >_>

A BROTP I have with said character: kashiwagi as well :) that's her best friend thats her buddy, she has a really good relationship w kiryu too but it's different it's like a different tier entirely it's more familial in a sense but it isnt but it is, i also would like to explore her relationship w nishiki (apart from kiryu) but that is just (:, her and haruka would be cute too just bc <3 extended family 

A NOTP I have with said character: sera just bc the theories around it get on my nerves, any other man people pair her w tbh besides my beloved <3

A random headcanon: shes kind of a weird girl outside of professional settings i think the blunt way she talks is kind of offputting outside of those and also she just doesnt censor herself not that shes crude but she wont stop herself from saying weird or mean things, she has a really sarcastic sense of humor she delivers everything really dryly so it's hard to tell if shes serious or not also she doesnt laugh a lot you'll probably only make her laugh if you are close w her and even then she is just ._., daigo picks up a lot of his mannerisms from her if you see them next to each other in the same situation they are very very close and similar, she likes strawberry shortcake but shes very particular about it her like former bff ran a bakery and it feels homey and nice to her so <3 fond memories but now shes particular, her favorite flower bouquets are roses + hydrangeas but she doesn't really like roses on their own, she likes cats, she doesnt like cooking but she isnt bad at it, shes very meticulous about how she presents/looks, she has a similar academic bg w daigo, shes self taught w a katana mostly + she practices w it to destress, shes not social but shes kind of chatty if you catch her at the right time but she mostly just asks a lot of questions and doesnt engage in convo well, she likes dresses/skirts but mostly dresses <3, very close w daigo i think he really was one of those kids who was like "my mommy is my best friend <3" but they're very close that's her baby shes very proud of him and they are still close now, shes otherwise not very good w kids i think kind of awkward daigo was her exception everyone else she is just kind of … … …, she likes to sing/hum (: but only when alone/doing menial tasks

General Opinion over said character: i looooove her shes my everything i just care so deeply about her i cant even call her my friend i respect her too much shes a little bit above me but <3 hi lady dojima ik ive said this before and its so embarrassing but i get like >///< *blushes irl* if i think about calling her yayoi or god forbid a milf or anything it feels too disrespectful im so >_> anyway hiii i love you 

Shinada

Sexuality Headcanon: homosexual but hes so so repressed but he loves men 

Gender Headcanon: trans guy (: 

A ship I have with said character: 😏 daigo 

A BROTP I have with said character: not including daigo um akiyama (: the whole 5 party really saejima likes to look out for him and kiryu is also there and hed be a cute big bro to haruka 

A NOTP I have with said character: mine but its almost allowed bc of how laughable and mockable and ridiculous it is also any polyam ships that involve well.  you know.. 

A random headcanon: autism (: baseball special interest that started when he was like 7 and never went dormant ever, hes bad w time and remembering things he just loses track of everything, he sleeps a lot and can sleep anywhere but if hes not sleeping he has to be doing something like anything, he likes to paint his nails mostly green but sometimes he lets daigo do black, bad at math but he likes writing a lot just in general sometimes he writes little notes/poems/thoughts/stories on his scrap paper when hes procrastinating work they're nothing special so he doesnt even really acknowledge that he likes writing he usually just scraps them or forgets about them it's just for fun, he likes to impress people if someone mentions being into something he tries to get into it too i think hes just a people pleaser, he likes to sing (: also just for fun he doesnt care about being good he'll do it when walking around or when doing literally anything he doesnt care about being loud/obnoxious in public if hes in a good/energetic mood, he cant cook mostly bc he has trouble paying attention to things for a while he gets bored and forgets about stuff, he forgets to cut his hair a lot so it gets long sometimes and he just ties it up until he actually gets around to doing something about it, very friendly he says hi to everyone and is the kind of person to not disclude people ever hes just very kind, he doesnt hold his alcohol well he gets sick pretty fast, hes very good at talking baseball/batting specifically but not very good at teaching or hes not very practical about it at least hes actually better at giving pitching tips, he has weird volume control i think its actually the opposite of daigos, hes a hugger (:, kind of really bad w social cues hes really social but can be awkward he tends to talk too much, he procrastinates a lot but hes also just a "drop everything to come and help" kind of guy maybe he doesnt prioritize well but he just cares about people like he is kind of finicky for money but hes also the type to give up his jacket if someone needs it or lend things out when he can, hes not good at picking up hobbies sometimes girls/friends get him stuff like a plant or some kind of craft kir or something and it's not like he doesnt take care of it/do anything w it he just cant hold an interest he wanted to get into music/instruments once though but it's expensive and then he eventually stopped caring/forgot, he shares his food w street animals when he can, he can either sit through movies or he can't it's either like "if im idle too long ill die" or just intense focus, he smiles a lot it's like his default face but he also smiles/laughs when hes nervous, he takes lots of pictures hes the kind of person to just message out of the blue w a pic saying it reminded him if you even if you dont make the connection and maybe it's just bc he thinks about people when walking around and he'll see something pretty/nice/cute or that just makes him smile so he needs to share it w whoever was on his mind he does it w the rgg5 crew and akiyama doesnt get it but hell send like a thumbs up or some blingee bedazzled stupid pic back + kiryu usually ignores him but deep down he thinks its sweet and maybe says "thanks." but feels too awkward to send a pic of the kids or the beach back + saejima usually sends a cat picture back or just says "okay" or ignores it + haruka always sends something back and kind of does the same thing w shinada now where she'll send him things if she thinks of him bc he started it

General Opinion over said character: he makes me so happy i love him so much hes just sweet and <3 i love you you make my heart feel <3 nice and sweet and kind i love you you mean the world to me you make me so emo i wahhhh i love you <3

#asks #rgg txt #<3 i love you <3 im glad i got to do my faves w you they make me (: loses it a little.. #SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW THE SHINADA ONE GOT SO LONG WTF #i was like okay dont add more on lady dojima now it will be obnoxious but i kept going okay just one more for shinada .. but wlel um..

[dilfsdotnet]

Yo you should answer all of these scene questions👀👀

:OOO

you think so lad???? shit dawg i was thinkin just a few at a time but if that what u want my dear nonnie i will supply

1. wats ur scene name?

i was thinkin maybe ‘gods mistake’ would be a good one but then. i found a way to make it both danganronpa related, and, even better, a fucking pun as well. ‘kamukura kamukura jasqueen’, or just ‘kamukura jasqueen’ for short is good k thxxx

2. describe ur dream outfit!

oooo gosh this ones trickyy!! there are so many good outfits out there, especially in the scene community!! but it’d have to have a few tiny elements of dr cosplay to add a lil of my dangan-weeb culture in there ofc! more specifically, id really love to get one of kazuichis jumpsuit and just wig out and add shit like this just because i could:

(id just rlly love going out in all those glowy/shiny things at night like all that haha..and yes the shoes would probably kill me/my fuckin feet if i tried to walk in them but shut up i love them theyre cute as fuck)

3. describe ur dream haircut!

oo another tricky one!! i do like my regular hair, and honestly id be lying if i said i didnt love ibuki’s hairdo too but id defs have to go with something like this!!

yaaaassss, so pretty and spikeeeey! maybe id dye my natural hair colour black and/or add some funky colours if i ever actually got this style down!

4. describe ur dream room!

i have a lot of ideas for dream bedrooms actually, but heres a visual image of one of them i found!!!

MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM

(this specific idea arose mainly just for the aesthetic but i also find it super cute and a good environment to be in general hhhnnggg)

5. if u could make anything out of kandi, wat would u make?

oh you mean those colourful beads and bracelet things??? i love those man!!! theyre so visually appealing to me aaaaa…id probably just make a fuck-ton of those and most probably use the little letter beads to say random words/phrases like ‘aubergine’ and ‘despacito’ knowing my shitposter self lmaooo! id definitely make a sansmaeda themed one too thoo fr

6. wat would u write on ur shoez?

it’d probably range from things like a simple kaomoji doodle to something randum and stupid like ‘seesaw’ bc yes asjnd

7. wat kinda piercingz/tattooz do u hav/want?

i dont think i rlly want any real piercings (at least not atm) but id totally go for those fake stick-on gemstone lookin’ ones! and as for tattoos, i cant rlly see myself gettin one of those rn either, but id want something like a mario power-up, preferably the bell one/cat suit powerup!!! its my favorite powerup and its sooo cute!!!

8. fave genrez?

i dont rlly have a specific genre, i like most kinds of music, but i rlly like energetic music that i can dance tooo!!! >w

9. fave bandz?

im a big fan of gorillaz and botdf!!! i like p!atd as well but havent listened to it in a while.. gatta catch up loool

10. fave songz?

my favs alternate a lot, but atm im super into ‘slow dancing in the dark’ by joji!!! so much emotiooon quq…also rlly hooked on botdf and jefree star’s ‘sexting’ tooo lmaooo

11. fave lyricz?

‘The world keeps spinning Among this sinning Oh what a cruel and disgusting place The purest moonlight Is bloodied by plight And screaming resonants But somehow I know That it’s all for show The world will reveal it’s true beauty soon And we’ll all reach towards the moon ‘

its so deep but its from a fucking kaito momota fansong and i love that asnkjdnefe

12. hav u evr been to a concert?

not in a damn long while my lad,, rip australians not havin many artists they like from other countries tour there ;-;

13. do u wanna be in a band?

ive always thought thatd be pretty cool ngl!!! tourin around with ur bandmate friends, makin awesome fuckin tunes, people lovin u and ur music, just livin the dream in general,, nice

14. wats da best soda/energy drink flavour?

havent rlly had any as of rn  my lad so i wouldnt know :/

15. wat do u miss most abt old internet?

i loved that we could all just be ourselves and act like the kids we are inside without bein reprimanded at all.. it aint rlly that much of an issue for me but i still think itd be a lot nicer if it was like that again sometimes,,

16. wats da best old meme?

ooohhh there are so many i still miss man! numa numa ermagerd and doge still remind me of the glory days…when old animeme was good and you could still haz ur cheezburgers in peace. also rage comics! rage comics were good what happened

17. best place 2 buy clothez?

i dont think theres any hot topics in australia but if there is. i will hunt it down you hear me

18. wat r ur fave accessoriez?

OH THERES SO MANY GOOD ONES??? as i stated b4 i rly love kandi bracelets and other glowy/led things!!! also rlly love ties with cute and fun patterns and long colourful and/or ripped socks like ibuki’s too hehe

19. wats ur best tip fr ppl that just got into scenecore?

im not rlly the best at advice, but my main point would be-just hav fun here dudes!!! dont let anyone else bulli u abt it, we’re supportive people, u can talk to me or anyone else whos willin to listen an/or help for reassurance ofc

20. opinion on furbiez?

oOH MY GOD YES. FURBIES. MY BABIES I WANT 10 OF THESE CHILDREN…I ACTUALLY HAVE A FURBY HE LIKES SLEEPING IN HIS SPECIAL DRAWER AND HIS NAME IS TINGLE I ADORE HIM I’LL POST A OF PICTURE LATER MAYBE

21. opinion on funko popz?

i like em and ive seen lots at eb games, but i dont buy em much..i do have a megaman pop with a broken arm tho loool

22. wats ur fave pattern? (zebra/leopard print etc)

i looove a lot of patterns but not gonna lie im always a sucker for rainbow checkerboard patterns yknow hehe!

23. fave color combo?

i dont have one rlly…soooo many possible comboooos…cx

24. sumthing u liked as a kid dat u still like?

im still going on girlsgogames and recently, ive finally mastered sues beauty machine!!!! its so good and fun all of ya’ll should try it my dudeeees

25. wats ur most used emoticon? 0w0

as most of ya’ll probs alredy know i spam ‘:O’ a lot, but one of my bigger favs is actually ‘x3′ and my fav kaomoji is ‘ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧’ (both of them are so kyooot >w

26. wats ur fav typin quirk?

i luv talkin like dis, but i dont rly do it that often loool…i awso wuv tawking in ‘owo’ speak wike dis >//w//>

27. do u wish ur fllwrz talked 2 u moar?

hellz yeaaa!!! i luv followr interaction my dudee! it makes me super happi when u all talk to me heehee! x3c

28. tag ur fave scene blawgz!

:O !!! oh gawd!!! i dont know many atm but heeereee!

@xxadam-antidotexx (op of the ask meme)

@glitchkichi (not sure if this counts but their stuff’s rlly cool >v

@otonashi-banana (scene boyf…wuv im more than anythin >///w///>

29. wat got u into scenecore?

i dont remember exactly how it happened but i’d always sorta wanted to go back to the glory days that was the old web and the scene era, and that, coupled with a bright, colourful aesthetic that i could really enjoy, drew me in like a moth to a neon colored flame ig looollll

30. how long hav u been scene?

i’ve only been officially apart of the community for about a few months now (at time of writing) i reckon so some things are still a lil new to me ig ^^;;

31. wats da best thing abt being scene?

the freedom of bein able to express myself 4 one thing, and its just so fun being so ‘out-there’ yknow???? it feels so great really

32. do u hav a fursona?

i…actually used to but ive moved on from the furry fandom and ive grown more attached to my human sona anyway sooo :/

33. r u in sum “cringy” fandomz?

YEA man!! i dont rlly think dr is inherently considered ‘cringey’ but undertale is and im in that one for sure!!! i also kinda technically never left the skylanders fandom(?) so theres that too ig??? oh yeah and who wants to let me draw my old moshi monsters characters COWARDS

34. do u liek plushiez?

YASSSS QUEEEN!!!! i have HEAPS of them in my room on my desk with my gonta shrine

35. do u liek stickerz?

also a big yaaassss from me dawggg!!! i love them and i love those ones that you stick on your fase like this!

its so cuuute!!!

36. do u hav a friendproject?

i dont, not at the moment a least, actually! didnt even know what it was til recently but it looks kewl haha

37. do u hav any other scene account?

well, i haz this one, and i also have an emowire account for shuichi if that counts!!

38. do u make art? (drawingz, blingeez, etc.)

YES!!! i love to draw and i also make blingee edits sometimes!!! ITS SO FUN XD !!!

39. wats da most scene thing? (anything!)

hmmm, weeell…i think the most stereotyped thing would be that kewl, suuuper big hair like this;

its really prettyyyy, and i love all that colouuur!!!

40. ask ur own randum question!!

hm, oh wowie, since the anon didnt specifically ask this one…POTATOES!!! X3

phew, finally done, that was a lot of typing! this was so fun to do though, so thank u nonnie!!! :3

#ask #ask meme #scene revival #scenecore #scene kid #scene #anon #oh god what now jasu

[fakeboitherottengirl]

The TCC on faceook is terrifying like yall think the teenagers on here posting “I want Eric Harris to fingerbang me” are bad, on facebook you get to read a 65-year-old man’s 10k word manifesto on how he would sexually torture and kill the Baniszewski children accompanied by a blingee edit of Sylvia Likens with a bible quote over it

[cub]

hollywood vs. "history" vs. history

Remember when Rachel Weisz⬆ played Hypatia, and wags on the IMDb message boards for Agora cried inaccuracy over the historical figure's advanced age at the actual time of her execution? No? Well too bad, because that site scrubbed all of those reasonable discussions and more in trying to rebrand itself as something even less useful than Wikipedia + Letterboxd. But there she is, in a nice Blingee, all shimmery and pretty, ain't she a peach.

Here we have Timothy Spall⬆, looking considerably less glamorous than Rachel up there. Now to be fair, he is wearing a bit of makeup.

Ah, that's better. Although I do prefer the pinstripes.

And here we have Rachel again in the role of Deborah Lipstadt, in Denial. Oh, my mistake, that's the real Deborah⬆. Well it's easy to confuse the two. They're practically twins!

In the spirit of equal time, here is the real David Irving⬆, not the Timothy Spall⬇ version.

Pinstripes!

I'm not seeing much of a resemblance here either, but this is what I do see: a real man of moral rectitude, portrayed on screen by an actor whose career-long typecasting has had him play scurrilous louts, an actor who has admitted to being fully aware of how he looks and the unlikability of his characters. In fact, his weight loss by the time he did Denial made his distinct appearance even more pronounced. I also saw that a real woman perpetrating historical fraud was portrayed by a beautiful actress whose appearance was barely altered with a still-inaccurate fright wig⬇.

The circus is in town, and Rachel's down to clown.

If we were to venture into a common apologetic about movies versus reality, the excuse for Rachel Weisz's casting would be entirely predictable, but a commensurate male upgrade would be in place as well; Colin Firth comes to mind.

But no, instead what happened was the cinematic equivalent of your little brother teasing you during a fight, saying,

THIS IS YOU! ::whiny-voiced impression with fart noises::

Why would Hollywood do such a thing? Maybe there is an answer:

https://www.unz.com/runz/american-pravda-holocaust-denial/

I think I'm really onto something here.

#david irving #denial #historical revisionism #deborah lipstadt #denialism denial #timothy spall #rachel weisz #colin firth

[neonbite]

1 - 20 please!! :3❤❤

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify if i had to chose one KAJSHDKJSH i always listen music on youtube

is your room messy or clean?MESSY AS FUCK its a yunk yard

what color are your eyes?dark brown

do you like your name? why?yeah because i chose it #justtransthings

what is your relationship status? married to like 5 fictional men

describe your personality in 3 words or lessgay for sonic

what color hair do you have?black with red bangssomething liek that

what kind of car do you drive? color?i dont own a car o: id love to have an environmentally friendly one.. if i could afford it. color doesnt matter as long as its not like. yellow or vomit or... poop w glitter

where do you shop?at soup

how would you describe your style?shadow the hedgehog

favorite social media accountgaylaxie is great but on pillowfort im son/adow

what size bed do you have? idk man a normal bed

any siblings?a stinky transphobic lil bro

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?in barntron communal home in barntron landBARNTRON COMMUNAL HOME WHEN???

favorite snapchat filter? all the stickers that look like theyre straight outta blingee

favorite makeup brand(s)i wish i was brave enoguh to wear make up :(

how many times a week do you shower?uuuh like one time im filthy

favorite tv show?i dont really watch tv shows bbb but i like star vs the forces of evil (it just doesnt air here, least now the new eps)

shoe size?40 in germany (i think its.. europe standard?)

how tall are you?1.60m

#ask meme answered #THANKS #mother-cocoon #wer nicht fragt bleibt dumm

[sublimeperfectionland]

Chapter Hundred and Twenty Three - Dark Day

Zoisite and Kunzite have found true love, but when some old friends, a vengeful god, and a pair of evil twins are gunning for the Shitennou all at once, life is not going to be easy

[Scene: The Midori residence. Minako has just kicked the door in and is charging at Zoi.]

[She lashes at Zoi with a chain of mystical light, which he dodges]

Zoi: Oh, geez. What now?

Minako: [whipping the chain at him] Don't play dumb with me, Bucko! Like you didn't just try to slaughter a roomful of innocent people!

Zoi: [ducking] I'll have you know that I did no such thing.

Minako: Don't bother lying! I'm not stupid! I should have killed you a long time ago, but Mamoru insisted you deserved a chance to prove yourself! Oh, you proved yourself to him alright! You threw a crystal shard right through Mamoru and nearly killed him!

Zoi: [floraports to behind the couch] Did Mamoru tell you that? Because I think he might want to read an ancient Greek fable called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". You see a while back he developed a nasty habit of telling stories about me that just aren't true-

Minako: [dismisses the chain and conjures a sword of light] Mamoru didn't tell me jacksquat! He can't! He's in Seattle! In a coma! Fighting for his life!

Zoi: [wideeyed] Oh, my god! Is that true? Why didn't anyone tell me?

Minako: Maybe it's because you're the one who put him there?

[Uses the sword to slice the couch, and kicks half of it out of the way]

Zoi: Hey! My dad loves this sofa!

Minako: Yeah? Well this is about to become a very dark day for your dad on many levels!

[Charges at Zoi, who vanishes in a flurry of petals only to reappear floating behind her with his legs crossed at the knee]

Zoi: I think you are a bit confused.

Minako: Don't you gaslight me, you manwhore!

Zoi: Were you there when Mamoru got hurt?

Minako: No.

Zoi: Then how do you know what happened?

Minako: Because Artie was there! And he saw everything!

Zoi: Who's Artie?

Minako: None of your beeswax who Artie is! All you need to know what he was following the Death Phantom around to keep an eye on him and saw you try to kill about 500 of your closest friends!

[Zoi tries to make sense of that last statement and finds that he can't.]

Minako: They got locked in a room that you'd deliberately set on fire. Everyone would have died if the Evil Heltry Twins hadn't showed up out of nowhere and done some Time Warping mumbo jumbo.

Zoi: The Evil Hell Tree Twins?

Minako: Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are!

Zoi: I doubt that. I don't even know who they are.

[Minako is taken aback]

Zoi: Are they plant people? Because you might want to stock up on some Round Up.

Minako: You don't know who the Heltry twins are?

[Zoi shakes his head]

Minako: Devon and Eleanor Heltry?

[Zoi shakes his head]

Minako: The new transfer students from the Isle of Wight? Who are in actual fact, a pair of evil God-knows-whats?

Zoi: Never heard of them.

Minako: You've ...never heard...of the Heltry Twins? [narrows her eyes] I find that impossible to believe.

Zoi: Why's that?

Minako: Well for one thing they are both smoking hot! For another, he's a total player and she's a total hater, but they still manage to give off that creepy twincest vibe!

Zoi: Doesn't ring any bells.

Minako: Oh come on! You were sitting right there when I literally ran into them and knocked some big blingee out of Scarlet O'Terror's lunchbox!

Zoi: [eyes Minako with concern] I don't think that actually happened.

Minako: [Minako is taken aback by his sincere tone, then shakes her head and growls] Gaslight me one more time and I'll shove this sword so far-

Zoi: You know what? I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you in my own home! If you intend to continue your mindless ranting, I'll be out back!

[Vanishes in a flurry of petal]

Minako: Bitch! Get back here!

[Minako charges through the house into the backyard. Looks around frantically]

Zoi: Youhoo. Up here.

Minako turns, looks up, and sees Zoi sitting crosslegged on the gable of the roof.]

Minako: Come down from there and fight me!

Zoi: [inspects his cuticles] I don't think so. One of us might get hurt.

Minako: [kicks the siding] I will bring this house down, if you don't come down from there and fight like a man!

Zoi: Oh, I don't think you want that. Even if you manage to defeat me, you'll have to deal with Kunzite and Neffy next. [winks] And I don't think either of them are as merciful as I am.

Minako: From what I've heard, you don't know the first thing about mercy!

Zoi: [ponders this and shrugs and giggles] I guess you're right.

Minako: [battlecry] Die bitch!

[Minako puts her fingers together to fire off a beam of light, but finds herself encased in clear dark orb that absorbs the blast.]

[She turns to see Kunzite standing with his arms crossed behind her, floating with his feet a few inches above the ground.]

#new moon of the dark kingdom

[buzzfeedreader]

Jonathan Leibson / Getty Images

SZA’s Ctrl is a black girl’s Tumblr come to melodic, vibrant life.

SZA, who is 26 years old and grew up in New Jersey, is speaking in a specific vernacular that will be familiar to black women who spend chunks of their time in certain corners of the internet. It is apparent right from the opening song, "Supermodel," which begins with a recording of the singer’s mother speaking on the grand theme of the record (“That is my greatest fear. That if, if I lost control or did not have control, things would just, you know. I would be be...fatal”). It’s not that the lyrics come in the form of some impenetrable fancy language, necessarily — it is standard (African-)American English, after all — it is the attitude with which she throws out the lyrics that catches the ear, and then makes the words linger on the mind.

When she plaintively sings “Why can’t I stay alone just by myself / wish I was comfortable just with myself” on that opener, for example, you can almost taste the minimalist Tumblr theme; if you close your eyes you can picture an ironic Blingee lighting up on a loop behind your eyelids. Ctrl is covering much of the ground that fills my own dashboard up every single day, the hundreds of posts that essentially boil down to a quest for self-determination — self-determination in a world that seems hell-bent on pushing us into predesignated roles and situations. And that is expressed in pithy but heartfelt text posts about black girl magic in all its forms, mood boards and videos of hair and fashion inspiration, and the men and women we fancy and love, alongside photo sets and GIF sets of nostalgia-nourished TV shows and age-relevant quotes about life and love and self-care. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that SZA was for a good long time an active Tumblr user (I have followed her on there for years). Even now, via her million-follower Instagram, her preferred platform these days, SZA is still doing much of what her Tumblr used to do (minus the direct contact afforded by her Ask box). Last month she posted a screenshot of a Tumblr post about awkward flirting with the caption: “who dragged me like this?”

SZA’s reputation has been building for years via a couple of well-received EPs, See.SZA.Run and S, and her first studio album Z. In 2013, she signed with indie label Top Dawg Entertainment, the home of Kendrick Lamar and the rest of the Black Hippy crew — the first woman to do so. Three years later, she appeared on and co-wrote Rihanna’s opening Anti track, “Consideration.” Collaborating with the likes of Jill Scott and Chance the Rapper, she’s been making atmospheric, lush, and moody R&B that is as much throwback as it is forward-looking, and it is a combination that has made listeners consider her a safe pair of hands (3.9 million monthly listeners on Spotify is no small feat, after all) — the evidence of which lies in her label’s ease with releasing Ctrl in the same week as Katy Perry’s latest.

Music like SZA’s found its first home on Black Girl Tumblr. Or, at the very least, gained loyal followings there. Artists like SZA, H.E.R., Jennah Bell, Jhené Aiko, and so on were the much-cherished discoveries of like-minded girls and young women who were also yearning for their own reflection to come back undistorted. And so perhaps it is inevitable and fitting that listening to SZA’s Ctrl often feels like reading a series of all lowercase, punctuation-free Tumblr text posts. Those posts are often telling a version of the truth, comically bemused but with an arched eyebrow. SZA is earnest, yes, but that doesn’t mean her eyebrow isn’t raised throughout Ctrl.

You can almost hear that eyebrow creak upward on "Garden (Say It Like Dat)” in which she sings engagingly about self-doubt and anxiety: “Lie to me and say / my booty gettin’ bigger even if it ain’t” is a funny, relatable lyric. And even before she expands it into something more plainly stated, it carries undertones of a little sort of sadness. The latter half of this second-verse lyric, for example, is tongue in cheek and on the nose: “I know you'd rather be laid up with a big booty / body hella positive ‘cause she got a big booty” (her ad-lib — an incredulous “wow” — is pitch-perfect). But then the emotion pinballs quickly again with the quiet admission that comes by verse’s end: “You know I'm sensitive ‘bout havin' no booty / havin' no body / only you, buddy / can you / hold me when nobody’s around us?”

In many ways SZA is singing about the things we have come to expect from our indie-slash-folksy white female singer-songwriters, but what Ctrl is delivering comes as experienced and reported through a firmly black girl lens. Like another young musician who has developed an ardent following, British singer-songwriter Nao, SZA makes pop that's sincere — almost painfully so — but she is also playful and smart and funny. Even when she is not in control (of her gravity, of her ex, of the size of her booty), she’s still "finding herself" while remaining refreshingly self-aware — she knows who she is and roughly where she wants to end up. I thought a lot about Nao’s For All We Know while listening to Ctrl and had a clear thought: Where Nao’s constructions sound something akin to black girl church, SZA sounds like the aftermath of a black girl night out (one in which you might have found yourself crying in the club). It perfectly encapsulates that keyed-up post-club, pre-sleep 3 a.m. feeling when feelings are close to the surface.

There is also a firmness in SZA’s persona on this record, best exemplified by her grandmother’s short, spirited interlude at the end “Love Galore”, addressing SZA by her given name, Solána Imani Rowe: “But see, Solána? If you don’t say something, speak up for yourself, they think you stupid. You know what I’m saying?” It’s a nod and a wink to the listener. SZA knows who’s listening, and who that message is for. Another noteworthy and matter-of-fact exemplification comes straight out the gate on “Doves in the Wind”: “Real niggas do not deserve pussy.” Which is self-explanatory.

On “The Weekend,” a soon-to-be sidepiece classic, SZA is funny: “My man is my man is your man / heard it’s her man too,” she coos dismissively before telling her paramour to make sure he’s at her place “by 10:30 / no later than / drop them drawers / give me what I want.” And on “Drew Barrymore” (a geniusly titled song, effortlessly conjuring as it does images of '90s teen rom-coms and coded norms of suburban insecurity and acceptance), she is sharp: “I’m sorry you got karma comin’ to you.” When she sings wistfully about the titular character from 1994 film Forrest Gump (first in cinemas when she was 4), SZA’s being cute but also serious — imagine a world in which pussy was given to only deserving men! “Where's Forrest now when you need him?” she intones almost solemnly on "Doves in the Wind.” “Talk to me.”

The dip into the '90s oeuvre of Robert Zemeckis notwithstanding, Ctrl is very much of the now. Even with its dizzying array of producers, the entire record sounds cohesively and fluently like 2017: Peep the references to Netflix show Narcos (which also got a shoutout on Stormzy’s 2017 LP Gang Signs and Prayer) or the aforementioned “body positive” (a term whose overuse has given it an unearned negative reputation on Tumblr and beyond). On “Normal Girl,” SZA borrows liberally from Drake’s 2016 single “Controlla” (“You like it / when I be / aggressive”). Even the nostalgic TV Ctrl harks back to is curiously very current again: that period in the '90s that young people have rediscovered and which they quote liberally from, thanks to streaming. SZA refers to comedy sketch show MadTV on “Doves in the Wind,” and on “Go Gina” she uses one of Martin Lawrence’s catchphrases from his sitcom Martin.

Ctrl is a mishmash of so many influences, which will continue to reveal themselves as it beds in with listeners. Its pop DNA is evident in its many catchy hooks and choruses (“Prom” sounds like a 2017 update of Gwen Stefani’s “Cool,” for example), and her guest stars — Kendrick Lamar, Travis Scott, James Fauntleroy, Isaiah Rashad — add weight but are never overwhelming. SZA has an ear for what is aurally pleasing and commercial: Upon my third listen to the record, I was struck by how happily pretty much every song would sit on the soundtrack of a teen show (won’t someone invite her to score a black girl coming-of-age movie, please?).

What sells the record best, though, is SZA’s own conviction. Like the black girls who live their multi-adjectived lives on Tumblr, she is the best chronicler of her own life. It’s an expansion of self-identity that stretches beyond Strong Black Woman (which is not entirely discarded as one facet) and travels into the territory we have always known was in us. SZA’s music is vulnerable and sweet, self-questioning and self-affirming, all at the same time, in a way that is performative, yes — but also intimate and tender. It is a snapshot of one 26-year-old’s life right now, much like all those Tumblrs are moments in amber. Ctrl feels “Dear Diary” real, which is to say it is Black Girl Tumblr writ large. Control, in all avenues, is the defining characteristic, and it is powerful. “I belong to nobody / hope it don’t bother you / you can mind your business / I belong to nobody” SZA sings on “Go Gina.”

Listening to Ctrl, you don’t doubt it.

—Bim Adewunmi on SZA’s new album

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all of the emo asks

ok! here it is, just for you anon! thanks for sending the ask, btw

1. Are you more Scene or Emo?

emo

2. Were you ever into Never Shout Never?

no

3. Fringes or Coontails?

fringes, hands down

4. Bright and colourful hair, or dark black hair?

both! i personally don’t look good with black hair, so i prefer unnatural hair colours

5. Gloomy bear or Hello Kitty?

hello kitty

6. How often do you shop at a HotTopic?

pretty often, i’d say about once a month (that’s often for me considering that i’m spending my own money)

7. How many band posters do you have up?

only one, actually. it’s fall out boy. i don’t have a lot of wall space.

8. Have you watched Invader Zim? If so, who’s your favourite character?

yes!!! i love invader zim. my favourite character has to be tallest red or zim.

9. Opinion on Gerard Way?

i looooooove gerard way. lately i’ve been worried ‘cause he’s looking kinda…. homeless. his new music is alright but i prefer my chemical romance.

10. Waffles or Tacos?

oh fuck. uh….. tacos! i love waffles, but man i love tacos.

11. Have you played Gaia?

i did for a little bit. i stopped because i wanted to deck my avatar up in cool threads but it cost money in game and i was unwilling to work for it lol

12. Dear Maria or Check Yes Juliet?

this is a super hard one. i’d say check yes juliet because it’s such a classic.

13. Do you drink Monster?

no i dont like carbonated drinks >x

14. Have you had a scene phase before?

yeah, when i was in seventh grade i was scene for about six months? i finally developed into my emo “phase” (im still emo… im 18.. rip)

15. Do you make Kandi?

no i wanted to but i knew that i’d just have a bunch of beads left over and i’d make a mess

16. Do you wear a lot of Kandi?

no not really, i only have two kandi bracelets: one that says “overcast kid” and another that I made that says “lake effect kid”

17. Do you have a Blingee account? And/or make Blingees?

i don’t have an account but i do make them occasionally, i think they’re neat

18. Are you a furry? If so, what’s your fursona like?

NO

19. Do you listen to BVB, AA, or BMTH?

no these bands never appealed to me. too much screaming, too “scene” for me

20. Do you have Funko Pops?

no i hate these things they’re so ugly

21. Do you watch Anime?

yeah i do! not as much as i used to but hetalia will always have a special place in my heart. i’ve watched a lot of other basic anime too

22. Do you play Animal Jam?

i’m gonna be honest, i had to look that up

23. Are you okay?

i’m okay (i promise)

24. Are you Lol Xd Randum??

nah, not in the traditional way. more in an ominous way like, texting my friend at 3 am saying “i have just replaced your socks with the skin of snakes”

25. Opinion on Nyan Cat?

i liked nyan cat a lot when i was in sixth grade. for my 12th birthday my brother made me a nyan cat cake. 

26. Big hair or big accessories?

honestly neither.. i was never into this scene trend

27. Did you ever have a MySpace? Do you still?

yes! well, kinda. i have this thing called “friendproject” which is a myspace 1.0 clone

28. Want any emo/scene tattoos?

i think the only emo tattoo i would get is a minimalist outline of clouds blocking the sun. it’s a play on “overcast kid”

29. Have any emo/scene tattoos?

no not yet!! i dont want them to interfere with me getting a job tho

30. Do you like Furbies?

no those things are so creepy

31. xD, Xd or XD?

xD

32. Do you like Care Bears?

no not really, too cutesy maybe?

33. Is Avril Lavigne a clone?

nah i think that’s silly

34. Do you want fangs?

vampires are so cool but i think i’d be a bad vampire. like the fangs would always get in my way and stuff

35. Does emo/scenecore make you happy?

emocore does, yeah. i wish i was old enough during the mid-2000s to actually experience it. idk what about it that connects with me so much.

36. Have you dyed your hair? If so, what colours and how long ago?

yeah, i’ve dyed my hair shades of brown, black, and one time i even got blonde highlights (i hated them) in mid-november i dyed my hair red, but now i want it to be redder and more vibrant so i’m getting it dyed in two days

37. Do you want/have any piercings?

the only ones i have are standard ear piercings but i want more. i want more in my ear and also a lip ring

38. Do you wish you were in a band?

yeah it seems so fun. i write song lyrics but i have nothing to do with them. i can’t sing very well. i kinda want to play bass but i never get around to it

39. What Warrior Cats clan are you in?

no idea, never seen the show

40. Is Gir annoying?

when i was 12 i loved him, even had a t-shirt with him on it. as i rewatched the series when i was older, i started to think he was just a nuisance. but now i appreciate him, he’s funny in a damaged way. like you have to laugh at how ridiculous he is.

41. Have you ever played Imvu?

i did when i was 10-11. wayyy too inappropriate for me. i haven’t played since then.

42. Are you a Killjoy or a Youngblood?

both, bitch!! but i prefer overcast kid to youngblood

43. Do you have any emo/scene friends irl?

yeah!! i have friends who like the music but don’t dress emo, and i have one friend who listens to the music and dresses emo

44. Who’s your favourite scene/emo blog?

god that’s hard. it has to be @emo-church

45. Do you wear Converse?

yes!! i have black high tops

46. Does “Rawr” mean “I love you” in Dinosaur?

always

47. Favourite Pokemon?

gengar, duh!

48. Do you like Decora fashion?

it’s kinda cute, but too over the top for me

49. Do you like Sparkle Dogs?

nah i’m not into that stuff

50. Show us the most emo/scene picture of you!

oh man i’m not that emo looking. also, if i attach pictures i think they’ll show up at the top of the ask so look there. i have three.

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lemonade, biscuit, chamomile, tiramisu, macaron... sending you lots of luv. hope you're doing alright.

hello!! hope you're doing well too <3 lemonade: share a supernatural experience that you’ve had, or one that you’ve heard of. i dont think this is really a supernatural experience but back in like 3 years ago? i went to a mall with a friend and they were really creeped out after using the toilet cause they were wearing scrubbing noises? so we reported it to the mall management staff cause they were really creeped out by what they heard. after this, we were walking around and being followed by some man in a suit wearing sunglasses, it was so weird cause we saw him looking at us. my friend theorizes that it was probably the man in black or something lmaoo. biscuit: if you were reincarnated as an animal, what animal would you be? another animal i would reincarnate to would probably be a capybara!! they're so chill and hang out with everybody. chamomile: a song that invokes a lot of fond memories for you? penicillin's chikyu! idk how to explain it but this song gives me a lot of nostalgic feelings? it's bittersweet and reminds me of hanging out with a lot of friends pre-pandemic. tiramisu: what fad or trend has died out that you wish would be brought back? i still wish blingee was working! it was so fun decorating images there, im still so sad that it shut down because of flash :(( macaron: what was the last movie that made you cry? probably mrs doubtfire because of robin williams!

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