barnabascollins

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

#i love when people make posts about dark shadows without even realizing

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She took my ability to die in the divorce

#several of them

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#-_-

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i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

#quentin collins

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my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

#……

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Dark storytelling that David Lynch merely aspires to: there’s still nothing like Dark Shadows.

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Dark Shadows 271

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(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

#this is ds but to be fair. usually but not always a curse

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dark shadows character: (ruins my fucking life)

the same dark shadows character:

#i’m pretty sure ive made almost this exact post before but i have to reemphasize #dark shadows 1966

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same image

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

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nothin' quite like how a dog loves

let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - uhode // same poem as directly previous

#OH NO THIS IS THESISING MY THESIS MORE THAN MY OWN POST #ITS GOT ME

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I HAD A DREAM THAT NICHOLAS BLAIR SAID FUCK IN THE SHOW

#in the dream there was one (1) f bomb in dark shadows and blair said it #my mother was also watching and was mortified (in the dream) #i cANNOT repeat what he said. too rude #FUCKING HILARIOUS can you imagine

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obviously more nuanced answers like “it is a drama borrowing gothic horror elements” or “it’s a unique genre defying article” might be more accurate but not today. binary choice only

#i will allow you to explain your answer however #dark shadows #dark shadows 1966

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As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!

#as soon as i can revive her from the dead the wedding is back on

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#mother and i had to pause and laugh for like 15 seconds so i figured it belongs here too #dark shadows #nicholas blair #ds adam #dark shadows 1966 #🔌 🔥🍃🍄💊❄️ add blicknair666 on snap #<- JOKE

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my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

#hear me out

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learning so much right now

#feels like the vibe