#the stanley parable incorrect quotes

[incorrectquoteslobby]

The Narrator, talking to Stanley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Stanley: You bet! The Narrator: At what temperature? Stanley: 535 The Narrator: That's the clock Stanley: The Narrator: Stanley: 536

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[orangmarkr]

Stanley: Narrator, what came first, the fruit or color orange…?

Narrator: Wh- Stanley it’s fucking 3am.

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[homosapiencenter]

Stanley: Man, I forget working in an office is a real job sometimes.

Narrator: Stanley... You WORK in an office.

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[rileytheperson]

Mariella, in the only ending of her parable where she ends up outside: *nudges irrelevant guy on pavement with foot* Are you alive?

Irrelevant guy on pavement: *slowly raises one arm* [no]

#Mariella: Holy shit. I can't believe it #it's another person #Someday I will make this a fanfiction #the stanley parable #the stanley parable incorrect quotes

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

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[calamk1ttyy]

doodling the narrator in a sleeveless turtleneck inspired by @braisedhoney :3

rbs r appreciated meoww !!

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[tf2incorrectquotes]

Fritz: *after respawning again* THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER--

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[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Wheatley: Quit ponderin' me mate!

Narrator: Don't be orb shaped then, idiot!

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[randomgzy]

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[zazasthingsfoundcoolornice]

Y/n , looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

Narrator : Well, that's you.

Y/n : Me?! Is that what I look like?

Narrator : You don't know?

Y/n : Busy day.

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Narrator : Don’t be sad!

Y/n : Why not?

Narrator :

Narrator : I don’t have a good answer.

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Y/n : How’s practice going?

Narrator : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Y/n : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Narrator : …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Y/n : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Y/n : I’m having salad for dinner!

Narrator :

Y/n : Well, fruit salad.

Y/n : Actually, it’s mostly grapes.

Narrator :

Y/n : Okay, it’s all grapes.

Y/n : Fermented grapes.

Narrator :

Y/n :

Narrator :

Y/n : It’s wine.

Y/n : I’m having wine for dinner.

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Narrator : Y/n , why are you crying?

Y/n : This book is so sad!!

Narrator , picking it up: But this is my diary-

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Y/n : Why am I the bad guy?

Narrator : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Narrator : Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Y/n : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Narrator : Th-that's not how that works-

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[cclover953]

Stanley: I made tea

Narrator: I don't want tea

Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Narrator: Then why are you telling me?

Stanley: It's a conversation starter

Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter

Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate

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[incorrectquoteslobby]

Narrator: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes Curator: Wow, I've gotta hear this Narrator: I was angry and envious of my neighbour, so I lazily seduced his bucket and ate all his groceries and didn't share Curator: You forgot pride Narrator: No, I'm pretty proud of this

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[kiro-withahat]

pomni slowly going insane after not being able to find an exit

Stanley : first time?

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[gamer-girls427]

Narrator: Wanna go dig up some more weird crap buried by a dead guy? Stanley: More than anything else in the world.

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[jazzedpunk]

Narrator: You know what? This *isn’t* the story of a man named Stanley. Forget that guy.

Stanley: [evaporates]

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[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: "I could fix him" Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad.

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