#the pear wiggler

[putting-chell-in-places]

PutbChell in the pear wiggler

The pear wiggler incident.

#chell #portal #place #request #The pear wiggler

[shadowbrightshine]

This is where Wiggly's sniggles go if they try to pull a snigglet and stop playing along.

#shine post #the pear wiggler #THE pEAr Wiggler #wiggly #starkid wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #sniggles

[ingo-in-places-he-shouldnt-be]

Bad and naughty Ingos get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes.

#Ingo in places he shouldn't be #Subway Boss Ingo #Warden Ingo #Pokemon #The Pear Wiggler #miscellaneous

[theinfamousdoctorf]

#FNAF Moon #The PEAR WIGGLER #Youtube

[fallow-grove]

the pear wiggler. i said what i said.

hunter there is no room for jesus in the pear wiggler, its full. he will have to wait his turn just like the rest of us

#fallow buzzes #nonsense #wizard meta #tags #the pear wiggler

[zillychu]

hmmm "stuck in the ghost zone" no one knows au thoughts :)

#danny phantom #everlasting trio #zilly art #danny <- looks murderous but is just panic screaming on the inside #i need more 'no one knows' aus where ghosts are inherently malevolent and danny does NOT contest that in fear someone will get hurt #PUT them in the PEAR WIGGLER

[flockoff]

In a another world, Peak of Combat has a plot that involves Time Travel Shenanigans which puts V in one of the Funniest Situations.

#My Art #DMC V #dmc poc #Devil May Cry peak of Combat #I mean kind of? Kind of #Local man has to deal with teenage versions of all the people he knows including himself #Familiars having a great time watching V now have to babysit everyone for once #V's Personal Pear Wiggler #Also RIP to the shadow leash backpack and the Nightmare leash backpack for Dante and Vergil #They got to small in the pic #DMC Griffon #Dmc Shadow #Dmc Vergil #Dmc Dante #Dmc Lady #Dmc Nero #Nero and Lady do not need leashes because they also would like to figure out what the hell is going on #Vergil and Dante need leashes because as soon as they are in vicinity they just start fighting #anyway I am going to post peak of combat opinions at some point. #BUT PRIMARILY—I want to read a time travel fic #devil may cry art

[velvetwyrme]

EOVD Doodle Dump!

Today (the 30th) is the anniversary of me posting the first chapter of my fic, exes of varying degrees (wow!!) and for some reason, I haven't posted any of the art I've done for it despite drawing uh... QUITE A FEW PIECES while I was writing it!!! So I figured now was a good time to redraw some of them so I could post them all at once!

There's also another comic that ended up needing its own seperate post, so y'know. If you want to see Edge with cat ears... go check that out.

Also, take a look at the best gif I've ever made (+ context):

The mention of Stretch looking a little green was to inform the audience he looked sick but it was also a very subtle reference to the pear wiggling gif hrhdherjhwfejjhefkjh

These are the old versions of the art I redrew :'] My anatomy is a little wonky (*wheezes.* Sans' spine... the readers ARM...) but I still kinda like em! I drew both of them at work LMAO

#undertale au #exes of varying degrees #eovd #swapfell papyrus #papyrus/reader #swapfell!papyrus/reader #underswap papyrus #underswap sans #swapfell sans #sans undertale #reader insert #GAH TAGGING #my art #one day ill draw rus consistently. #today is not that day #another terrifying thing? since EOVD is around a year old. soon Flipping Fate will be too #;u; ... #anyway. i miss drawing blue w a tooth gap. im bringing it back #i think its super cute #i was gonna redo the pear wiggler gif but ehhhhh i dont think i have the time and honestly it has a bit of messy charm as is #i’ll post these to ao3 later as well but you guys get it a little early #because. i dont want to finagle with html and images LKIHSKLFJHSFH

[feyburner]

I think your art is changing my brain chemistry. The way you draw Tim... I'd like to put him in a salad spinner just to see what happens. I mean this is such a positive way

Not the— No!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

#feyburner ask #droring #puts him in the pear wiggler.

[decepti-thots]

personally when i'm sad i don't just rotate my blorbos in my mind. it's more like this really

#gifs #putting prowldome in the pear wiggler to cope with my depression and also for their sins

[iinryer]

just realized that if tommy ends up going as buck’s date to the wedding, buck would need to contend with being ‘evan’ in a tommy way AND ‘evan’ in a margaret and phillip way, simultaneously, all night long. i would like to see him pulled apart at the seams by having the sound of his name feel so different every time he hears it

#putting him in the pear wiggler until he has whiplash #it’s not even 10am yet good morning #911 abc #iinryer post

[shadowbrightshine]

Heyyyyy guys come read this amazing Christmas fic that hurt me and also made me smileee.

#shine post #starkid #starkid fic #starkid fanfic #Christmas #Christmas fic #starkid wiggly #the pear wiggler #tickle me wiggly #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #webby #starkid webby #so good

[putting-wheatley-in-places]

put him in the pear wiggler

wtf is a pear wiggler

…

Oooooh

Bad and naughty Wheatleys get put into the pear- actually, you know what? No

I spent a good 10 minutes of my life trying to do this because I want to be known as the person who puts in 101% of the work

Today, I had to do homeschooling despite the fact that it’s winter fucking break. I had to fuck up a good conversation with a chat bot! A FUCKING CHAT BOT

I HAD TO LOOK UP A FUCKING PEAR WIGGLER! I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE PEAR WIGGLER! I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR AND I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING PEAR WIGGLER

I fucking hate you, I hate you so goddamn much

#portal #portal 2 #wheatley #wheatley portal #wheatley portal 2 #I would put a tone indicator #but I literally could not be bothered #request #the pear wiggler incident

[theinfamousdoctorf]

This pleases me greatly.

#THE PEAR WIGGLER #DCA moon #Youtube

[ros-sauce]

saw a post about tall emu and short rui and it did something to my brain

#emu otori #rui kamishiro #project sekai #prsk #prsk fa #project sekai fanart #emurui #sure #wonderlands x showtime #wxs #ros sauce art #RUI IS SO HARD TO DRAW CURSE HIM #SHAKES HIM PUTS HIM IN THE PEAR WIGGLER #sorry had to get that out

[bonefall]

Feel free to ignore you've probably got a lot going on right now, but considering you know a lot about DOTC and Clear sky, I had a question...

We know that he's a terrible, misogynistic, woman beating and war mongering lunatic who was excused of all his actions because his equally misogynistic brother said " But-But he's nice! Deep down! This isn't the real him! "

But! In a world where the Hunters could write such a character, what do you think Clear Sky would look like as an actual sympathetic villain?

Idk if that makes sense, but what I've thought of doing is taking purely cannon Clear Sky and attempting to change him enough that he's still an antagonist, but not too far where only Reddit defends him.

I don't think he works as a sympathetic villain, on any level, ever. I think you're making a huge mistake to even try, and I have never seen an AU where it was done well nor am I interested in entertaining the thought.

Characters. Are. Tools. They exist to tell a story. The story that people tell me, by obsessing over some alternate universe where he was "ACTUALLY sympathetic and had a REAL redemption arc," is that they're not fucking interested in his dozens of victims. Nor do they actually care about the abusive impact he had on the minds and feelings of his family. They're JUST interested in Clear Sky himself.

Just like the Erins. Everything that happens in DOTC revolves around him. Everything. All his wives die so he can be sad about it. His brother defends all of his actions and BEGS you to sympathize with his pain so he can be 'redeemable.' One Eye comes out of nowhere so that there can be an example of "real" evil to contrast Clear Sky so he's less bad in hindsight.

The first three books of DOTC are bad, but the last three are fucking insufferable because SUDDENLY all that Gray Wing apologia pays off, and they take their main villain and throw him out a window. You CAN'T have "redeemable" Clear Sky and the plot of DOTC without dragging in someone else to drive the conflict, to BE the bigger threat to "unite" against. Slash and One Eye have to be conjured up out of thin air so Clear Sky can WHINE about how people only suck his toes instead of deepthroat them after he killed all their friends.

And yet, in spite of this absolute failure of an attempt, we continue to see this bullshit "redemption" be a mistake because Clear Sky is a fantastic villain, with major antagonist roles in nearly EVERY bit of follow-up material for DOTC that came after.

He's the most consistent monster in all of Warriors.

He's a fragile, egotistical, self-absorbed megalomaniac who ALWAYS sees himself as the victim, REFUSING to self-reflect and blaming everything else for all of his terrible choices. He will USE your love of him against you like it's a chain through your nose, step out of line and he will yank you into place with guilt trips, manipulation, public shaming, and violence.

He's a child abuser. He's a tyrant. He abandons the sick and disabled as soon as they're of no use to him, with grand speeches about "illness" and "weakness." He's a murderer who stands above the shredded corpse of his victim and bellows, "I'M NOT GREEDY! I'M JUST STRONG!"

And you'd write a "good" redemption arc for this, why?

Why are people so chronically unable to accept that there are LOTS of people like him, and you can't save your abuser? Why don't you ask yourselves why you're not interested in exploring Thunder, or Petal, or Gray Wing, and how his toxic influence impacts them? Why does the sympathy fall on Clear Sky? What about the DOZENS of victims who are dead by Book 3, and how THEY could have been saved?

Why ruin a perfectly good villain?

What's behind this trend where a billion people say to me, "Yes Clear Sky is a walking cavalcade of fucked up abuse apologia, and an incredibly realistic depiction of an abuser, but how would you change this while keeping it all the same?"

I wouldn't. You can't. It wouldn't be the same story, or it wouldn't be the same character. Never seen it done well, and I have seen it a lot. So I don't entertain this deeply frustrating "Well What If Clear Sky But Nice" impulse.

#The closest I'll ever get to that is Fallenleaf. And she lost it all #And spent years in the time-out tunnel #BAD KITTIES GO IN THE PEAR WIGGLER TO BE SUFFICIENTLY WIGGLED. #I don't think people in power typically change. If they do it's so rare it's not worth entertaining. Camel through the eye of a needle shit #and I mean ALL powers. this goes for abusive relationships too. I think they need to lose that power before they change. #When you have power. REAL power. You can fill those holes with it. You can force people to not leave. #so im actively hostile to stories that winge and cry about giving powerful people endless sympathy and chances #You've already shown me what you want to do with your power and as long as you keep it you haven't seen your consequences. #Power reveals. #It doesn't corrupt. It reveals. #DOTC hate #clear sky's redemption arc #If you're in an abusive relationship or under a terrible boss or in some other bad environment. You won't fix it. #You are not responsible for fixing it. #You can't fix it. #And they will not change. so GET OUTTA THERE #And that's who he functions best as. To me. #He's the bastard you need to escape. #And that's infinitely more compelling to me than Nice Clear Sky Attempt 32324 #I don't write stories that beg you to sympathize with tyrants and keep your heart open to some maybe-change on the horizon #I write stories where they ruin everything they touch and have to be forcefully yanked out of power before they hurt more people. #And also screw every related take that's like 'ohhh after 5000 years of having his toes sucked he regrets it a bit :(' #no he fucking wouldn't. he had his toes sucked for 5000 years. He's vindicated by how fondly he's remembered. #You can't fucking tell me that he doesnt REVEL in how violent the culture became. That him being offended about the clan's exile- #--was anything but him being offended his namesake was going away. That he wouldn't parade around like every choice he ever made was right. #''I made some vague mistakes which I will never name. BUT Im never wrong and always did it my way even if it was hard'' #If you haven't met a person like that I envy you. #bone babble #Nothing makes me mad quite like this character #Again I yell about his brother a lot because he's widely loved by the fandom