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So cute!

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Not yet but you're about to tell us

You know,

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FUN FACT: GPS has an official logo

and it's this terrible MMORPG badge sort of thing.

(It says "NAVSTAR GPS" because the original name was Navstar GPS. It might still technically be so, although Wikipedia thinks it has been renamed to just the Global Positioning System)

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You said you wanted questions. This might be stupid but here goes nothing.

Let's say the Sniggles get one vacation day a year, how would they spend that day?

[31] Sniggles don't actually get vacations but Wiggly got annoyed at them.

Bonus Wiggly reaction:

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I'm excited to watch the thingggg on digital

Time to buckle up, let’s go…

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Pretty dang close

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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SO MWNY SHIRTZ

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWEFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

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Ok now let drunk wiggly take a nap or something he needs it

sweet dreams. er, have a nice dreamless sleep of the dead

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Oh dang

i feel like SUCH an idiot how did i JUST realize the meaning of this lyric from feast or famine??

"It puts the toy into the plastic

It bags it up with gift receipt

I'll never, ever dare return it

But you bet the price I pay will be discreet"

its literally just saying that they want a gift receipt not in case of a return, but because gift receipts don't display the PRICE...

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Doodle requests from instagram

Requests under the cut

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what the actual fuck

we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit

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Owen would see Britney Spears music and go “oh yeah that’s so me”

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I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

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A drunk green octopus wants to have a fight with you

he can try