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puppetmaster13u · 20 days

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Y'know sometimes I wonder what Ras reaction was to the Justice League. Like he practically offered Bruce the chance to be one of his generals, straight up offered for him to be his heir, and was turned down.

Do you think he's offended. Because oh, so his organization isn't good enough, but that merry band of idiots is?!

#batman #headcanon #mini ramble #dc #dcu #Ras is frothing at the mouth #Ras: Is it because they have a space station?! IS THAT IT?!#justice league #league of assassins #league of shadows #ras al ghul #Talia with tiny baby Damian: Father you are over reacting-#Talia looking at the league: ....#Talia: Father you are not overreacting I am going to snap the aliens neck if he so much as lays a hand on my beloved-

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paincaat · 3 months

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ok so i was going to shitpost about how i cant imagine alastor kissing anyone even if he wanted to cause of his permanent ass smile and i was going to include a crack staticradio visual as a joke and i got too carried away help thiswassupposedtobeastupiddoodle

original post idea for reference of what i was actually going for

maybe its just my aroace ass speaking but i've seen a lot of ship art with alastor in it floating around and my brain physically cannot comprehend how this bambi wannabe mf could ever kiss anyone properly while maintaining his smile??? i swear he'd either have to make the stupidest duck lips or the other person would just be kissing his teeth like he is not built for kissing

alastor might hate this but vox is definitely into it though

edit: holy shit 1k notes thank you guys

just to clarify im aware he can close his mouth and probably could kiss if he wanted to. i also think alastor would try to maintain as big of a smile as possible if he does kiss so it would still look goofy haha. i admittedly wrote this with a bit of influence from my own experience of aroaceness - i can't picture myself wanting to kiss anyone even if i wanted to (im aware it's different for everyone) hence why alastor isn't even trying to do it properly in this post

#THIS IS WHY I ONLY DOODLE SHITPOSTS ON MY IPAD AND NOT WITH MY ACTUAL DRAWING PROGRAM #im sobbing what have i done #im going straight to hell for this and alastor is going to snap my neck #the radio demon #staticradio #staticlovetune #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #vox hazbin #alastor x vox

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mrtequilasunset · 10 months

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Yeah Cuno Tell him about your stand, Cuno !

#local boy knows exactly which slur to call you #disco elysium #harry du bois #disco elysium art #cuno #cunoesse #cuno de ruyter #de #Harry on his way to kick a 12 year olds ass #I really dont care that you're a baby i'll snap your neck like a twig #my art

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nerdpoe · 13 days

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Danny, on a work trip with his parents, is tired and maybe a little cranky and also all of his joints hurt. Sleeping in the GAV is not great. As in, it just doesn't happen.

So he pops his neck.

Or, he tries to pop his neck.

He sighs and grabs the bottom of his jaw and the top of his head and forces his neck to pop.

Except he miscalculated.

He's broken his own neck.

As a halfa, it's fine, he just needs to force/hold it in place and wait twenty minutes for his healing factor to kick in. But when he moves to do that, a pair of red-gloved hands interrupt him and put him in a bracing hold.

"Don't worry kid, ambulance is on it's way!" The Flash reassures him, not budging an inch. "I know it feels like you can just pop it back into place, but it's actually pretty broken right now, and you could uh...it...the doctors will makes sure you're okay!"

Danny watches in despair as his family disappears into the crowd, having not noticed that he was being held up, and tries to think of a lie to make the hero let go without resorting to using his powers in front of the many, many livestreaming phones that have turned towards him.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #flash watched this kid snap his own neck #pause #and then reach in the opposite direction to force it back #he wasn't sure until he got the kid in a restraining hold #but yea that neck is broken as fuck #danny *sweating* “nah it's fine don't worry about it”#flash *sweating* “oh yeah definitely you totally aren't gonna die 100% i can guarantee it just don't move at all ever.”

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kaiserouo · 1 month

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how are they still alive

#i watched some lethal company stream to see how bracken works in game #and hear a ton of neck snapping noises #yeah they would act good as a pet #lethal company #bracken #lethal company employee #lethal company art #my art

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kairospy · 8 months

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When i say James Potter is the little spoon I mean Regulus hates having his back turned to anyone, hates having people where he can’t see them, hands on him while he’s unaware, but James loves being held at any given moment

Movie date? He’s pressed against Regulus’ side. Hanging out with Sirius? They’re essentially holding hands. He will plop down on Regulus’ lap randomly and all Regulus does is change the book to the other hand so he can play with James’ hair

#rbjp #as in by being the big spoon Regulus can control how much touch he offers #and you can’t convince me James Fleamont potter wouldn’t prefer being the litte spoon anyway #and regulus pressing kisses to James nape-#yeah no James wouldn’t give that up for shit #and Regulus would love the feeling of getting to hold onto James #this man who never stays still for a second postivekymelting the moment Regulus’ arms are around him #and James would feel so *safe*#having this guy who’d snap someones neck for breathing wrong at his back?#he’s never felt (and been) safer in his life #jegulus #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders #regulus black #regulus x james #regulus black x james potter #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #the pantheon #sirius black #r.a.b #marauders headcanon #james potter hc #regulus black headcanons

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ping-ski · 8 days

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for the moon enjoyers, here's my first moon doodles from a while ago since i posted sun already

#pingdoobles #fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf sb #moondrop #i kind of love moon's outfit i drew here he kinda ate that ngl #batting my eyelashes knowing he could snap my neck in an instant #no you didn't see my previous post (i chickened out)

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dumskullexpress · 1 month

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Whoever’s idea it was to make the Masked emote with the TooManyEmotes mod I would like to give them my first born.

#lethal company bracken #lethal company #lethalcompany #lethal company masked #modded lethal company #and the bracken snapped her neck #the end #comic

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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love how Solar Opposites started out as a sitcom about two aliens who can't stand each other, stuck with their teenage clones (whom they also can't stand) & a toddler antichrist (whom they view as a sort of self-sufficient free-roaming hamster?) on a stupid planet they can't stand

and 4 seasons later it's a sitcom about a family of genderqueer aliens, headed by a gay couple in a happy & horny open marriage (with a graphic off-screen sex life, despite their canonical lack of genitalia?) teaching themselves to be okay parents to their 3 kids (whose Sci-Fi Antics now slightly-less-frequently revolve around wreaking havoc on human bystanders, and slightly-more-frequently revolve around alien-clone-sibling-bonding*), to the point that the central plot point becomes "We need to provide our toddler antichrist with a stable home environment."

(also the grumpy alien husband is too busy ingratiating his family with their suburban neighbors to even remember whom or what he dislikes. what is this show)

#*there is still SIGNIFICANT wreaking-havoc-on-human-bystanders. there is still a major Body Count. it's just not the Thematic Focus ok #solar opposites #solar opposites spoilers #i guess?#i'm in the middle of season 4 if u put spoilers in the notes i will HUNT you #ANYway #and then there's the whole B Plot #which is just a casually emotionally-gripping angst-ridden character-driven action-apocalyptic dramatic tragedy #just this masterpiece of emotional turmoil and sci-fi horror that technically is a C Plot to canon #a C Plot at BEST #love this show. try to think about it as little as possible. migraine-inducing #love all these characters. want to snap their necks like a game of musical chairs

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beanslushee · 10 months

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okay but do you remember kaz’s encounter with smeet’s little girl?

“because if you do, i’ll slit your mother’s throat and then your father’s, and then i’ll cut out the hearts of all these sweet slobbering hounds. i shall save Duke Silverhaunch for last so that you will know it’s all your fault.”

he did that and went out of his way to rub a dog’s belly in the same fucking house. in the same fucking chapter. the duality of this man.

#and then kaz casually said that it was that or snap her neck and make it look like she fell off the stairs. hello????#i let out the ugliest wailing soung and then started laughing hysterically because what the heck man #kaz brekker the man that you are #the duality of kazzle dazzle #inej ghafa #wylan van eck #shadow and bone #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #kaz brekker

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thefirstpaleontologist · 4 months

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Anatomy of Alastors demonic forms