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doodles-with-noodles · 1 month

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I have discovered that writing a group where everyone is brains but in wildly different subjects is just how you write the cast of a heist novel

#but u know. all of them have that pinch of unhinged and dumbassery and emotional problems #shitpost #noodles open mouth and shit do come out #writing #writers on tumblr #character stuff #writing stuff #this is exactly what i needed #like when someone doesn’t know something in specific situation another member knows it #like that #the mind burglars

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themetalhiro · 25 days

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The End

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doodleplus · 2 months

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Poem is by @/inkskinned here on tumblr! Original under the cut ^^

#one piece #one piece fanart #namivivi #zosan #frobin #cat burglar nami #nefertari vivi #roronoa zoro #sanji #nico robin #cyborg franky #psyching myself up to post this by repeating 'this is not cringe' in my mind over and over...this was started so long ago

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orange-artist · 9 months

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Some ASL gods au thoughts in the form of the messy comic

Despite being a navigator, Nami is a Nika girlie. While she doesn't fully believe in divinity, a prayer or two can't hurt.

Nika is just very happy to find out that someone, specifically Nami, prays to him and trusts him to help her.

#asl god au #my art #monkey d. luffy #cat burglar nami #and yeah i don't mind if yall tag it as a ship

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beanghostprincess · 3 months

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Get her number!

Get her name!

Get a good thing while you can!

Kiss a blonde!

Kiss a friend!

Can a gay girl get an Amen?

#this song has been on my mind the whole week i swear #IT'S SO CATCHY IT'S SO GOOD #and i can only think about nami #and regina george ofc but y'know lesbian queens in general #nami how come oda lets you have so many girlfriends #cat burglar nami #nami #nefertari vivi #namivivi #camie one piece #charlotte lola #tashigi one piece #kalifa one piece #carina one piece #namitash #conis one piece #wanda one piece

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mike-milkyway · 3 months

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In my head the Zosan babies came to be in a very quirky way, mostly because I wanted them to be biological children of Zoro and Sanji and at the same time I couldn't decide who would get the mpreg treatment.

Finally, I decided how it would go with the help of Ivankov, Law and specially Nami.

Ivankov swapped either Sanji or Zoro (that's up to you to decide) and Law came after some time and used his devil fruit to pass the baby (???) to Nami, as she volunteered to be the kinda sorta surrogate mother.

During the first months she powered through the exaggerated over-protection of Zoro and Sanji as well as their insistence to be around her all the time to check on her and "hang out with the kid".

Then OH? Surprise surprise, it wasn't just a kid. They were having triplets.

Nami was shocked, Zoro almost has a heart attack and Sanji had a nervous meltdown. As for Law and Chopper they actually expected it.

Either way, the next months Nami guilt-tripped everyone in the ship into treating her like royalty with the excuse that doing stuff with triplets was hard. When the day came Vivi, Zoro and Sanji where in the room. It went smoothly, well, at least medically.

Zoro and Sanji were very stressed from the start but when the girls came out with green hair and a curly brow Nami had to scold them, so they would stop bickering (Secretly they were smitten by this traits).

Anyways, this is why Nami and Vivi will never have kids.

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cantagirldrawinpeace · 1 month

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Hm. Parallels. Hmmmmmm.

Handwriting translation:

*puts them in a joint therapy session* (they each trust like 3 people, they do not wanna be here)

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fawnnbinary · 3 months

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Zorro/Nami?

not exactly my cup of tea, ship wise, my friend! But I do enjoy their dynamic as gay and lesbian besties <3 I love them being silly goofy together especially, I think they should be silly goofy together more, have a doodle for your troubles

#miles.ask #miles.art #idk you could read this as ship art if you want i don't mind either way but in my personal Canon they are mean wlw/mlm besties forever #op nami #Nami #op zoro #cat burglar nami #roronoa zoro #op fanart #one piece

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bigcats-birds-and-books · 15 days

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Spines of Interest: Niche Nonfiction Edition.

#books #book photography #nonfiction #tbr #other minds #peter godfrey-smith #owls of the eastern ice #jonathan c slaght #a room of one's own #virginia woolf #a burglar's guide to the city #geoff manaugh #listen i know i just posted these but i took an extra picture and i don't dislike it so onto the blog it goes XD #forreal i feel like the only thing not accounted for in my nonfictional interests here is knitting lolol

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aalesu · 2 months

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I finished Nami's part from To Kiss a King!!!

Check out the previous part (Zoro's)

Happy valentines day!! (though in my time zone It's 12:23 as I'm writing this lol, so I didn't really finished in time but shush)

Before she could even control herself, Nami felt her fist impact with Luffy's head and watched him implant into the marble floor.

"What the hell kinda question is that?!" She screeched, ignoring the way her face flared up with heat.

Luffy groaned, sitting up and pulling his face off the ground with a pop!

"...Izz tha' a no?"

"O-Of course! Why would you just ask me to kiss you? Don't you have any self-awareness?!"

Please go read the fic on ao3! I love it so much (east blue polycule + Luffy being Luffy + platonically kissing all of the strawhats, who, for some reason agree to it)

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thatswhywelovegermany · 9 months

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Helpful criminals

Burglars help locked-out man back into his apartment

Two men want to burglarize an apartment – but the resident is at home. When he goes on to chase the criminals, he forgets his key. The burglars prove to be helpful. However, a punishment probably awaits them anyway.

Unusually helpful burglars helped a locked-out man back into his apartment in the city of Erfurt. As the police in the Thuringian state capital announced on Monday, the duo went on a burglary tour on Saturday evening in an apartment building and rang the bell at the man's door. When he did not open after a certain time, they apparently assumed that the apartment was empty.

The burglars opened the door using tools, but suddenly the resident appeared in front of them, and fled through the hallway. The courageous and according to the police "extremely lightly dressed" man spontaneously started chasing them and cornered the burglars withinin the apartment building. However, he forgot to take his key in the hurry and the apartment door closed behind him.

According to the officials, the resident then asked the burglars for help, whereupon they actually agreed. The two opened the apartment door again for the man, which in the end did not help them: Alarmed police officers took them into custody in front of the house. The two men are now being investigated for attempted burglary. The police did not provide any further information on the age of those involved.

#improbable news from germany #being so quick-witted to ask burglars to help open the door once again again after forgetting your key in the chase is amazing #laughing from the kopfkino that sprang up in my mind

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craneworms · 3 months

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i am completely against lunami and zonami unless it’s in the context of the east blue polycule. then it’s chill and cool and amazing

#one piece #cat burglar nami #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #straw hat luffy #one piece zoro #one piece nami #lunami #zonami #east blue polycule #lunami is romantic & zonami is queerplatonic in this context #and nami is still dating vivi #and also still a lesbian because luffy is the most nonbinary character ever in my mind #and she only feels platonically about zoro but they still care about each other deeply and need each other in their lives #zonami are basically a couple but without the romantic feelings attached

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themetalhiro · 1 year

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Thanks!

Bonus:

#i think ive lost my damn mind #theyre kinda cute….kinda……#sanami #sanji x nami #one piece #one piece fancomic #one piece comic #op nami #op sanji #cat burglar nami #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #metalhiro arts #usopp #god usopp #chopper #tony tony chopper #op chopper #op usopp

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benevolentcannibal · 11 months

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#cat burglar nami #op nami #one piece #one piece fanart #my art #fat nami living in my mind

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xroseheartx · 11 months

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Killer, drunk: oh no, you misunderstand

Nami, made him drunk: I don't follow

Killer: Shanks didn't dismember kidd's arm it was one of his officers

Nami: Ohhhh okay *looks at kidd straight in his eyes as much as the height difference will allow* DANM, didn't even get the chance to fight the big boss captain pussy.

Kidd, drunk and mad: LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN!

Nami: OR WHAT?! YOU CAN'T KILL ME

Killer: She's not wrong

Kidd: FUCK YOU *Stands up*

Zoro, watching the exchange: *stands up*

Kidd: *Sits back down*

Nami: That's what I thought

Luffy, eating: I thought you ate your arm cuz you were hungry

Kidd: What the fuck strawhat

Luffy: *shrugs* I would

Kidd, looks at Nami in concern: No fucking wonder you have balls

Nami: danm right

Killer: She just likes to rile you up for the reaction

Kidd: WHO'S FUCKING SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

#Kidd and Nami are bffs can't change my mind otherwise #Killer best bro #Bodyguard zoro #Luffy would probably eat his limb if he was that hungry #Sanji would kill he tho #one piece #nami is tired #cat burglar nami #eustass kid #killer and kid #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece scenario #one piece imagine #one piece headcanons

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midnightmah07 · 6 months

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Going back to my lunami roots bc of art block

#💙! mah's art #artists on tumblr #fanart #sketch #one piece #luffy fanart #monkey d. luffy #luffy x nami #cat burglar nami #one piece nami #you can see this as platonic or not tbh #but mind u i do ship these two

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