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ghostinthegallery · 1 month

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MORE TRAZYN CRIMES

My client response to these unwarranted accusations is "lol, yeah, that was hilarious. Get bent, Neshkafar."

This should in no way be interpreted as an admission of guilt. All inquiries should be submitted through these law offices. No direct statements will be released henceforth.

#answering asks #trazyn the infinite #i need to up my hourly rates #the law offices if Me

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idkaguyorsomething · 6 months

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five nights at freddy's is a film that creates a tense, suspenseful atmosphere of horror by having its protagonists go up against supernatural threats such as trying to navigate the job market, being forced to deal with shitty cops, and a man who willingly makes himself think of nebraska over and over again every night

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #maybe??#just in case #vanessa is truly terrible at her job tho #i want someone better versed in police officer procedure than me to go through the movie and break down every law she breaks #she is to standard procedure what fazbear entertainment is to osha #so roughly above average for a cop #but damn mike's parents #you took your sons on vacation to nebraska????#five nights at freddy's

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leonardcohenofficial · 9 months

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the more i rewatch twin peaks i am reminded more and more that albert rosenfield (and to a lesser extent bobby briggs, though he doesn’t quite articulate it as clearly as albert with the exception of him breaking down at laura’s funeral) is THE only character to recognize laura’s death for what it was—completely avoidable, unromantic, and caused by human evil that nobody recognized the signs of or did anything to stop

#twin peaks #albert rosenfield #bobby also gets it but he is a deeply emotional struggling seventeen year old with many issues who we watch process his trauma day by #day on the show and thus has a specific emotional POV (which i think is actually incredibly well written and makes sense for his #character and relationship to the town and to laura)#meanwhile i think about the fact that one of the first major moments interpersonal conflicts set up for him is that he wants to do the #autopsy on laura and finds himself fighting with half the town—including other law enforcement officers—to just do his job and try to bring #this dead child justice like. it is so incredible to be how key his character is in getting why the show is the way it is #and then to watch fire walk with me completely tempers the way you view the show; why didn’t anyone help laura when she was alive? and why #is albert the only one to do so after her death?

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alumirp · 3 months

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Roommaarriage

Luffy and Law live togheter.

They started living together after Luffy's older brother, Ace, decided to go on a trip around the world with his friends. Luffy was left alone and besides being terrible at taking care of himself, he hates loneliness.but none of his friends had space for him, already having their own roommates or living with their parents. So, Law proposes that they live together, he lives in a huge house and has a huge crush on Luffy, it doesn't hurt to help the guy he likes, even if it can cause a lot of headaches. and hes right, in less than a week everything is already a mess, Luffy's friends come to visit, everything is noisy and so chaotic in the house that used to always be quiet and peaceful.

Still, he persists, determined not to go back on his decision and simply kick Luffy out of the house. That's when everything gets confusing; Luffy was always clingy and honest with how he felt, but since he moved in with Law, this has become more frequent and more intense.He hugs Law in the morning when he wakes up, kisses him on the forehead to thank him for the food, he carries Law when he decides that Law has to sleep no matter what, he sits on Law's lap when they are watching TV, he goes to the hospital to remember Law of eating and worst of all: he often, all the time, at any time, in any place, on any occasion, tells Law that he loves him. And it just drives Law crazy. He knows it's not a lie, Luffy doesn't lie. Luffy loves him, it's just not the love Law wants it to be

All of their domesticity, all of their intimacy, all of it drives Law crazy. He wants all of it, but he also wants more. He is in love with Luffy and has no idea what to do, after all he doesn't want to just ruin their friendship and lose it all because of his greed. So, after months of freaking out about all this, he decides that what's best for everyone is if he puts some boundaries between them, draws a firm line between them, friendship, something less intimate and less...suggestive. something that allows him to sleep properly at night.

Meanwhile, Luffy is confused, Torao has been acting strangely, moving away from him, not letting him touch him or kiss him, almost like in the beginning, when he moved in and Law was still shy. Could this be what people call problems in paradise? WILL TORAO FILE FOR DIVORCE? And suddenly Law has Luffy's friends calling desperately wanting to know what happened? Why are they getting divorced so soon? Why is Luffy depressed about the end of their marriage? Why is the marriage ending in the first place???

#I present to you: law overthinking as usual #but this time with luffy misunderstanding things #Luffy thinks that living together (with someone you like) = marriage #hes not totally wrong but yeaah #he knows that he likes law and he knows that law likes him so he is convinced that they are married #he convinced everyone around him that he married law #nami: what do you mean by married law? you only live with him #Luffy: I went with him to sign papers and we ate yummy food after that. I kiss him. I take him to work. he makes food for me. we're married #nami: oh i can't argue with that #everyone thinks that because law is very private they had a really simple wedding at the registry office #the 'papers' that luffy signed were the rental agreement #they are totally unmarried #Luffy's idiocy + Law's anxiety #lawlu #one piece lulaw #lulaw #one piece #roommates

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mandiemegatron · 2 months

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Okay but, Law angst based on "when I was your man" by Bruno mars

I can't handle the pain you enjoy putting me in😭😭😭😭😭😭

👀 you're not wrong though.

How about a taste of that? 😈

This is NOT part of an official part two for (you make me do) too much labour, but if you want to believe that it is, then go for it bc I am not sure if or when I'll get to writing it.

Enjoy, my lovely lil tangerines !!! I love you sm !!! 🤭💖💋

Written while listening to When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars.

It was like being punched in the gut.

With a knife.

That was on fire.

He hadn't even been looking for you this time, having been entirely focused on actually refueling the ship and making sure every crew member came back with what they were supposed to.

Shaking fingers held the clipboard that marked down the wares that came onto the ship. He'd first heard that ugly, unruly laughter from a certain redheaded, knowing that Eustass Kid must have also been refueling at the same port.

He lazily looked around and spotted him, not fifty feet away. He was talking to his masked crew mate, Law vaguely remembers his name is Killer, ironically enough, and goes back to his clipboard.

Law idly wondered if Eustass was following him.

But how?

He had no way of knowing which way the Heart Pirates were going next, unless-

Law froze in his spot when he heard another familiar laugh, and he couldn't fight the way his body immediately went into an anxious state, his wide eyes watching in utter shock as you came out from beside Kid's massive form.

His eye twitched as Kid leaned down and pulled you into a kiss, resentment and fury clinging to his entire body at the audacity you and Kid held.

In that instance, everything fell into place for Law. Why he was suddenly always seeing Kid's ugly ship show its face everytime Law docked somewhere, why he felt like Kid was chasing him or following him -

It was you.

This whole time... it had been you.

"Boss! Did you see-"

"I saw."

Shachi and Penguin flinched at the venom dripping from Law's mouth, watching with worried expressions as their Captian burned holes into the back of your head.

For the first time in months, since you'd ran off from the Tang, you slowly turned and froze with wide eyes as you took in your ex-captain. You'd recognize that stupid, spotted hat anywhere.

Your gaze stuck with his, almost as if something was trying to pull you together. You could feel the anger, the sadness and the rage that fell off Law like a bitter waterfall, covering the entirety of your senses in a thick sludge.

It'd been the first time in months that you'd seen him.

You hated the way your heart ached to go to him.

"... Oi."

You broke your gaze from Law to stare back up at Kid, a set frown etched into his lipsticked mouth. There was uncertainty in his eyes as he nearly snarled out,

"... You're mine now. He can't have you back."

You flashed your lover a warm, loving grin and clung to him, holding his slightly larger face in your hands as you replied,

"I'm yours. I'm not going anywhere."

Kid's eyes softened slightly before he glared darkly at Law, the other captain suddenly standing a little taller at the challenge. They glared each other down until Kid looked away as you tugged on his opened shirt.

"Come on, let get out of here," you murmured, desperate to get away from this uncomfortable and fucked up situation.

You jumped slightly when Killer placed a warm, heavy hand on your shoulder, the other coming in front of you to give you a small bouquet of pretty weeds. A slight grin came over your face as you looked up at your masked lover and friend, the man giving you one in return that you couldn't see, but you knew was there.

He led you away by taking one of your hands into his, bringing the back of it up to his mask in a faux kiss as a sign of adoration, just as Eustass Kid turned back to Law, a wicked grin on his face as he mouthed something Law can't understand.

He points at Law, gives him the middle finger, then points at the sky before turning away with a loud cackle, following after his best friend and love.

Law then stiffens, knowing exactly what Kid meant.

"You... fucked... up."

Law turns away as Kid's loud voice echos over him, his heart gripped in a tight, metal hand as he hears Kid ask you,

"Apparently, they're throwin' a party here tonight... we gonna dance our asses off or what?!"

His heart breaks as he hears you reply happily,

"Ooh, you gunna take me dancing?! Thank you, baby!"

Law roughly slaps the clipboard into one of the crewmans stomachs, ignoring the over-exaggerated "Oof!" that Shachi gives. Law begins to turn, walking back towards the ship when Shachi suddenly calls out,

" ... How many times did she ask you to take her out?"

Law freezes in his spot, his eyes wide and dark as he stares down at his best friend and crewman.

"... what did you say...?"

"How many times... did she ask you to take her out? Or to bring her something that reminded you of her?"

Law's face contorts into one of raw fury, mouth snapping open to roar at Shachi's insolence when suddenly Ikkaku speaks up,

"All she wanted was you, Captain. And you made it clear that you didn't want her."

Law's head audibly snaps to the side, his dark gaze looming over Ikkaku as she continues,

"Just be happy for her. She's alive and clearly happier with them. Stop acting like the victim."

The anger and bitterness in Law grows as he snaps out,

"She's a traitor. She doesn't deserve to be happy with anyone!"

Ikkaku shouts back,

"Why?! Because she didn't want to keep having her heart broken by the man she loved?! Get OVER yourself!"

Law steps back slightly at her words, his chest heaving as pain and hurt take over the anger.

"I..."

Ikkaku cuts him off with a sharp, raised hand.

"You are not the victim here. Stop acting like your actions don't have consequences just because you're a pirate Captain."

Law falls silent, his face half covered by the wide rim of his hat. He hated that Ikkaku had a point, but he wouldn't tell her that.

"... make sure everyone gets back to the ship."

Shachi and Ikkaku give a tight salute, small frowns on both their faces as they watch their Captain walk back into the Tang.

They share a look with each other before going back to their duties, Shachi's shaded eyes watching you, Kid, and Killer until you were gone from his vision.

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royaibrainrot · 5 months

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Every time someone talks about the military fraternization law with royai and says that “Roy will “just change it” if he gets promoted to fuhrer I lose years off my life.

#number one: fraternization laws are important and often protect people from abuse or coersion in places of a strong power imbalance #so no Roy would not just get rid of them #he and riza would want to keep those people protected even if their dynamic isn’t abusive #number two: if Roy were to become Fuhrer it’s a different system of command than the immediate superior officer of colonel and lieutenant #so forgive me I’m wrong but I’m sure there’s a position they could give Riza where she could still work with and guard him #while not breaking fraternization laws #anyways I don’t hc that they get together officially until way later in life anyway after Roy steps down as Fuhrer/president #that is if they don’t get executed #so ig I’m biased cause I think the whole bypassing frat laws thing is the least of their worries #fma #fmab #royai #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #grace rambles #royai meta

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wataksampingan · 1 year

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THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE'RE CELEBRATING APRIL FOOL'S FROM NOW ON OH MY GOD MY HEART

#my in laws are obsessed with me #my in-laws are obsessed with me #MILAOWM #OMG #I CAN'T #the modern office romcom au I never expected and now desperately want #it's an architectural firm right #tell me he's a stressed out overworked head architect #out on assignment with his new junior #and she cajoles him into a purikura machine #and he indulges her coz he caught feelings #ugh this otp #THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T

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lovelydrusilla · 6 months

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team "you might as well suspend us now, because we're gonna help each other regardless of who we piss off"

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adamnsey · 1 year

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#one thing about me is that if I've seen a piece of media then I have ALSO seen the bloopers multiple times #@ succession hbo release the bloopers or I swear to GOD #anyways. my fav bloopers are the office bloopers!! they are so funny and all on youtube and I've seen them all like 20 times #followed by community bloopers are super funny #bloopers are especially great when they are for shows that are not at first glance funny #like hannibal bloopers r funny #THE BREAKING BAD BLOOPERS ARE SO GOOD go watch them omg..... brian cranston is so cool it sucks that he plays the worst guy ever #and aaron paul and his relationship is just really sweet #i fucking love bloopers so much and every show/movie should be required by Law to release their bloopers #tell me ur fav bloopers in tags if you've read this far lol :)#succession #the office #community #tv #film #memes #doctor who #mine #spongebob memes #spongebob meme #spongebob squarepants #humour #humor

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ssahotchnerr · 4 months

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i was very brave today i called my doctor’s office and made an appointment 🫵🏻

#phone calls stress me OUT #remember when i worked at the law office and always had to call the courts omgsjdjdjjs #very scary

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120percents · 1 year

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how about that warlord of the sea gig

#i did not know who to make as the reply because i just cannot imagine luffy or zoro using socmed with words in any capacity #like luffy exclusively stories and takes videos and uses emojis and i think uses lingo horribly #and zoro… uses it to comment ‘use me as the dislike button’ on sanji’s socmed 😭 and otherwise just communicates in ‘👍’#anyways #tralfagar law #one piece #god usopp #incorrect one piece quotes #the STRAW HEART alliance #that’s it that’s the ship name of the crews 😭#i wish we saw more of the dynamics in their alliance #like we know law trusts robin and i KNOW he looked at her like he was on the office everytime the straw hats did something fucking insane #but she finds the heart collecting fascinating i’m sure #mine

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snarp · 5 months

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me, texting: "Hey, I'm calling to see if Uncertainty the Cat is ready to go home?" "Hang on and let me check - oh you said UNCERTAINTY? That sweet sweet little boy? Oh my gosh let me tell you I love Uncertainty, I've been letting him run around the office with me and he is just"

thegeekgene: Good

thegeekgene: Correct reaction to Uncertainty

me: Waiting to pick him up, and they've visibly been moving him back in line every time someone else shows up to pick up an animal, presumably because he is Good And Quiet. I keep hearing them tell other customers like "he sure does have a personality" "she is READY to go home"

#me: 'so you want to keep him huh.'#staff member: 'oh honey listen. if i could...'#my parents simply do not appreciate this excellent cat they have #he is in high demand #medical cw #Uncertainty the cat #(this was not a criticism of the vet staff to be clear: i prioritize clients at the law office similarly)#(and criminal defendants are in fact much less likely to physically bite you)

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toasteaa · 4 months

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Wriothesley feels like a too hot mug of your favorite tea. The kind that's been steeping just a bit too long, but you don't really care because the bitter bite is tamed just so by the sugar it hides in. It's almost uncomfortably hot - so much so that you start to believe you'll surely be burned if you hold onto it too much.

But it's never enough to burn you.

No, it simply teeters on the edge of too much and not enough. Heat seeps through the ceramic and bleeds into your hands. You're almost greedy for it. A single pinpoint of warmth in the winter; a familiar comfort that brings feeling back to your numb fingers and nose. Security.

Like coming home.

Unfortunately, just like that favorite mug of tea, his warmth is fleeting. Lasting just long enough for you to savor, but take too long and it runs cold. He never tires of you, no, it's more of a...peculiarity of his; having been so accustomed to frigidness that his warmth is either too much or not enough. But still, just like your favorite tea, you always come back to have him again.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #So I'm drinking tea in my office and having a moment #I think it's criminal of me to have the tea obsession that I do and then never write things about Wriothesley tbh #I like him a lot more than I've let on but I've been so hesitant to be like 'yeah he's a blorbo' because he's a blorbo in law PFFT #anyway to the main tags it goes #genshin impact #wriothesley #wriothesely x reader #wriothesley x you #forgot to add those tags last time whoops

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rabbiteartrans · 7 months

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These bitches are so fucking gay and in love like the second Placehoder Dooley was established any possibility of them being "just friends" flew out the window

#other gay highlights include #Dooley building a fake McQueen alongside his family during his Year Of Absence #the two going on off-screen double dates yet never being established to have any off-screen romantic relationships #Dooley getting jealous over Dave #'He's been waiting outside for me to find him'#etc.#also Dooley is nonbinary #darkside detective #darkside detective a fumble in the dark #detective mcqueen #officer dooley #can't wait to play cases 3-9 of fumble in the dark and see what more gay shit these homos get up to #update: 'you're a dooley by common law' 'thanks for pretending you couldn't turn the crank' 'you can never lie to me'#i'm gonna start killing

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alumirp · 2 months

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Model Law x Firefighter Luffy x Police Zoro in an au where one of Luffy's co-workers is seriously injured in a fire that later turns out to be linked to another incident from a few months ago and then another and another. Zoro, Luffy's partner whos a cop, tells him to stay out of this, that everything is much deeper than it seems and that it could end very badly for them, Luffy and those around him. But of course Luffy is NOT about to just let it be.

Serial fires that have so far killed more than thirty people and injured hundreds, mainly because one of these fires happened in a factory that exploded and injured and killed not only the workers, but also many passers-by and neighbors, are not something Luffy can just let be. Zoro has little to do but accept that his boyfriend just won't let this go, so the next thing he knows he's sharing with Luffy all the evidence that has been collected so far that points to the Donquixote Group as the biggest suspect of th incidents of 'industrial sabotage'.

Luffy unfortunately can't keep his mouth shut to save his life, so suddenly the whole 'gang' knows about it and, through Nami, they discover a very good chance to collect evidence. Annually the Donquixote Group hosts a charity ball that invites 'the whole' city and by whole city, she means the entire upper class of the city. Luckily for them, her girlfriend, Vivi, can definitely help them get into the ball without a hitch. Then, all they have to do is go through security and get to the president's office and look for possible evidence. Which, in Zoro's opinion, is a terrible plan, but Luffy's terrible ideas usually work out, so they go with it. And it definitely works. Vivi easily takes them to the ball and, in the confusion of Straw Hats causing chaos among the big shots of GrandLine City

Luffy and Zoro slip through security and find their way to the Donquixote group CEO's office and that's where their luck ends. Or not. Not even five minutes after they begin to search the room, the door is opened and a pair of golden eyes stare unimpressed at them. The door is instantly closed, and before long, they hear voices outside, one of them being undoubtedly those of the owner of the room in question, Donquixote Doflamingo. Luffy and Zoro, practically frozen, simply look at the closed door in anxious anticipation as if at any moment Doflamingo would break down the door and set them on fire. He doesn't and soon the voices drift away. After that Luffy and Zoro are quick to continue the search, despite the scare, and unfortunately, they do not find anything of value to the investigation.

They are quick to leave after that, taking with them the straw hats that served as incredible distractions. Back at square one, they meet again at Luffy's house trying to plan their next step. But their little evil-combating meeeting is interrupted by a surprise visitor. Outside the house, standing at the top of the stairs, dressed in expensive clothes and looking fabulous, Trafalgar Law, the super model who is the face of the Donquixote Group all around the globe, the owner of impassive golden eyes, offers a deal.

#now do NOT ask me why doffy didnt lock his office hes dumb(im dumb #anyways omg cop zoro :O #but also omfg top model law :OOOO #zolu gets a new bf at some point dont ask where #zolu #:D #but also #lawlu #lulaw #BUT ALSO FUCKING #zolaw #and most important #zolulaw #i was hearing 'coicidence' by rosse and started thinking about how it could be law #bc everything can be law in my mind #but basically #doffy made law an extremely famous model bc hes pretty as fuck duh are you blind #but doffy is still a piece of shit so law really wants to kick his ass lol #also hes mad that people think he's sleeping his way through fame with doffy #even more angry because doffy NEVER corrected those rumors #he sure made his way to fame because of doffy but it sure wasn't by sleeping with him #I don't blame him #I'd be pissed too if someone said I was sleeping with Doffy #he gross ew #rosi >>>>>>>#anyway now law will join luffy and zoro #and hopefully guide them with better plans that don't involve breaking into offices #which anyone else can get in at any moment #no for real what are they thinking #i dont think they did think at all ngl

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inutaffy · 11 months

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can u imagine el having a partner (not in party) in the future and talking 2 them about first loves and el says: "my first bf was my first friend actually :) we had our differences and faults but it was okay sometimes. i was 12 though. he's also gay."

#el going 'yeah he put me on a pedestal and idolized me a lot and never said he loved me but he's like my best friend yk?'#partner: 🧍#CONTINUES TO TALK: 'i mean he didn't know he was gay so it's ok. he said sorry :)). he's also my future brother in law.'#listen if you told this to any other sane person they'd be like why are you still friends w ur ex #and el would say 'ummm bc hes dating my brother. and he helped me when i was wanted by government officals. it bonds people.'#el hopper #elmike #stranger things #el hopper byers #el byers #el byers hopper

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