#the good omens mascot

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Uhm hello Mr. Mascot... I would just like to know the details of your kidnapping by the Good Omens fandom? And also was there ever a ransom?

OHOHO HELLO MAGGOT. THERE WAS NO RANSOM. I WAS ALONE AND NEW TO THE HELLSITE, AND HAD NO ONE WHO WOULD PAY THE RANSOM.

THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM KIDNAPPED ME AND THEN THEY BECAME MY NEW FAMILY. I LOVE THOSE CRAZY FUCKERS AND I WOULD KILL FOR THEM.

AS FOR THE DETAILS WELL... SOME OF IT IS ON MY PINNED POST? BUT ALSO IT WAS A HECK OF A LONG SAGA MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A POST DESCRIBING IT FOR EVERYONE WHO WASN'T WITNESSING IT LIVE.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #good omens #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom

[falling-raine]

finally feel confident enough to post some of my art because of @weirdly-specific-but-ok post.

i hope you like it- ive never used watercolours but i wanted to try something new. thank you asmi for giving me the courage!

#good omens #good omens mascot #good omens fanart #weirdly specific but ok #artwork #art #crowley fanart #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale fanart #crowley #angel crowley #eris art

[televised-eyes]

it just hit me that crowley as a character is especially attractive and sympathetic to kids and teenagers because he’s the “cool moody sexy rebellious one” whereas aziraphale is deeply uncool, typically follows the rules, and is not conventionally attractive. so of course the kids and teenagers on this website are going to defend crowley at all costs even if it means having cruel and uninformed opinions…

this truly explains everything to me

#crowley is like the hot topic mascot of yore #meaning i probably would have felt the same way if the good omens tv show was around when i was 14 on tumblr #bc my brain was undeveloped and latched onto superficial things #now i’m older and can sympathize with both sides #good omens #good omens 2 #gomens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #i’ll defend azira’s honor to my grave

[helcor]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok More torture today? Why not.

#good omens #good omens mascot #asmi #crowley #aziraphale

[takeme-totheworld]

I'm trying to avoid GO Discourse these days but I have to say, after watching the whole sequences of Crowley talking Aziraphale into helping him stop Armageddon for the millionth time, I will never understand the argument that Aziraphale wasn't actually bothered about the world ending until Crowley pointed out all the things he would miss out on (restaurants, nice music, etc).

Yes, they did talk about those things, because that kind of banter is just. How they always talk about stuff. But it seems pretty clear that Aziraphale was always just as bothered as Crowley about the idea of the world ending, and for the same reasons. He jumped on board with the plan as soon as Crowley came up with a way for him to: (1) convince himself that it could very well be part of the divine plan for him to help prevent Armageddon, and (2) maintain plausible deniability to Heaven about his actions.

It's not that he didn't care about saving the world, he very much did! He just needed a way around his own mental blocks before he could act.

#good omens #good omens thoughts #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale #my anxious blorbo #my cognitive dissonance mascot #he's trying okay

[crowleys-hips]

Final Fifteen but it's ran through google translate a bunch of times

idk if anyone's posted this here yet but in case not, please watch this gem

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable fandom #good omens memes #good omens fanart #good omens mascot #good omens shitpost #good omens incorrect quotes #david tennant #micheal sheen #neil gaiman #Youtube #xanshitposts

[komorezuki]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok says we are his adoptive kidnappers parents but its more like we are the nanny Ashtoreth for our little antichrist prophet

#good omens mascot #nanny ashtoreth

[shoemakerobstetrician]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok If you ever think that anyone involved in the production of Good Omens is sane, they had one of the first previews of S2 open to the public in a cemetery:

It was very nice, if more than a bit weird. It’s a shame they didn’t show the episode with the cemetery scenes that night. They did have free booze and snacks 😁👻

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens mascot #good omens screening

[its-a-me-asmi]

*clears throat* (I typed throats by accident, let the record show that I have only one throat) (*little red riding hood wolf voice* all the better to deepthroat you with, my dear Crowley)

Good Omens fandom and maggots and those who are both, we have converted many to our cult fandom of this wonderful show. I should probably state here that I am on the shady sideblog of @weirdly-specific-but-ok, my main blog. Uh. Yes. Hi.

As Mascot of the fandom, I would like to congratulate you all on your efforts towards this worthy cause, and cheers to everyone who finds a post with a new good omens fan/someone who hasn't watched the show and instantly tags me so I can destroy the OP's sanity. Wahoo!

Now, one fan of this show, however, is in a certain river of Egypt. Who is this fan in denial? Well, many of you maggots know and love @random-doctor-on-the-internet, Ash, for those who've seen them on the server.

Now Ash here has made several beautiful fanarts of Crowley, quotes Good Omens more than I do, wears three lovely Good Omens pins, has a corner of their wall devoted to Good Omens, has engaged in many discussions of Good Omens, is a fan of Neil's work, and married the Good Omens Mascot (yours truly) ten times.

AND YET: THEY INSIST THEY ARE NOT A GOOD OMENS FAN.

They said they would admit to being a fan if I made a public apology for calling them Aziraphale-coded, when they believe they are more Beelzebub coded or Anathema coded.

Let the record state that I am doing no such thing. What I am pointing out is the fact that they agreed, essentially, that they are a good omens fan, the only thing keeping them from admitting it is whether or not I make the apology.

I'm simply presenting the facts to you, the People, about Ash's affair with Good Omens. Now. Is Ash a Good Omens fan?

@arkytiorlecter @howmanyholesinswisscheese @queermarzipan what do we think?

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #good omens fandom #aziraphale #ah ash #smh

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

They were just made for the roles of Aziraphale and Crowley, weren't they.

Fucking 100000/10 casting. And that would have been true at any point in their careers. They've always been perfect for this role. That's all I have to say.

#good omens mascot #good omens #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens fandom #maggots #crowley #lgbtqia #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #aziracrow #ineffable lovers #good omens brainrot #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives

[tryan-a-bex]

The new Asmi fanfic is out!

And in case you missed the first one:

I hope you like them! (If you are in it and want me to change your part, please let me know, it’s not written in stone!)

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @howmanyholesinswisscheese @eybefioro @sounds-void-fishy @dandelionjedi @robinprinceofchaos @chaos-frog @zonzolik @apollos-dodgeball-target

(If anyone knows better links for Mox and The Cat please let me know! Thanks!)

#maggot fam #maggots #asmi fandom #good omens mascot #tryana find it back

[silvermoon617]

Since @weirdly-specific-but-ok has a fandom now, it’s time to drop the fanart. I made this 5 minutes ago. Sorry for the late 2hr anniversary.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #my art

[stumblingoverchaos]

Being some recs for fics set after Good Omens S2

Tether Ginger_Cat, Words: 44,562 Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening... Now, if they could only figure out why?

We Can't Keep Meeting Like This Ginger_Cat, Words: 65,450 Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child. The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.

What You Leave Behind (or, A.J. Crowley, Bookseller Extrodinaire) chubbytransboi, Words: 50,733 “Are you a bookseller too?” “Not even at gunpoint.” After The Promotion, Crowley finds himself as the proprietor of A.Z. Fell and Co. (Emphasis on the ‘Co.’) Or: new jobs, new friends, and new ways of healing. And a LOT of sticky notes.

of truth, of light, of good sideraclara, Words: 75,179 Crowley will save Earth alone if he has to.

Factory Settings Anonymous, Words: 106,998 Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

and though i burn, how could i fall? (when i am lifted by every word you say to me) shadoweddepths, Words: 24,699 Five times Aziraphale and Crowley argue, and the one time they don't.

But You, My Dear, Are An Ocean megzseattle, Words: 76,895 After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.

don't let this darkness fool you mygalfriday (BrinneyFriday), Words: 23,887 Lurching to his feet, Crowley stumbles through his flat in the dark – tripping over empty whiskey bottles and clothes he’d stripped out of and never bothered to pick up again. Heart pounding, he throws open the door. And the bottom drops abruptly out from beneath him. It feels like falling all over again – except from so much higher up than he’d ever been the first time. This is worse. This is so much worse because it isn’t him. It’s Aziraphale.

Endless, Numbered contritecactite, Words: 48,244 Crowley knows where he's not wanted—or, rather, where he was wanted but didn't want to go and is now no longer wanted—so he takes off until he finds a place that doesn't matter. Yet. It starts to matter quite a bit just around the time that Muriel reaches out to him about a book in Aziraphale's old shop that doesn't seem to be acting quite right. A medium-burn sort-of fix-it told partially through Aziraphale's recent diary entries in which nothing terribly dramatic happens because they've had enough of that.

freshly disowned in some frozen devotion (no more alone or myself could i be) shadoweddepths, Words: 22,379 Aziraphale rejects the Metatron's offer and chooses Crowley instead. Crowley helps him through the aftermath.

mourning doves`` sleepyimpulse, Words: 22,686 “I’m sorry,” he registered himself saying between heaving sobs. “I’m so sorry, Crowley, I’m so sorry. Forgive me, please, please forgive me.” He hadn’t meant to say it like that, he knew the words were all wrong (he would never find the right ones). But the pain was coming at him in every direction and something, something had to give, and so he clung to Crowley like a life preserver. Crowley bent his body over Aziraphale’s and slowly, surely, pressed a kiss to his bloodied forehead. “I can’t,” he whispered, and Aziraphale went unconscious.

pieces of you blackeyedblonde, Words: 18,348 “Crowley,” Aziraphale whispers, hand mindlessly grappling for the golden clasp secured at his throat. “What have you done?” “What I’ve always wanted,” Crowley says flatly, clutching the baby close against his bare chest. “You made your choice, angel. And I made a few of my own.” “Whose,” Aziraphale starts to say, and then can’t speak for a moment while something visceral moves through him. “Whose child are they? Other than yours, I mean.” “Look at her for yourself,” Crowley says, drawing his dark wing up just enough that Aziraphale can gaze at the newborn without feathers blocking the lamplight glowing behind them. “You haven’t even been gone for a year—don’t tell me you suddenly can’t recognize one of your own.”

Touch my Tears with Your Lips IneffableDoll, Words: 27,217 The emptiness of Heaven is punishment itself, a torture for a very Earthly angel. He has no power. The Metatron lied to him. Crowley is somewhere else. Aziraphale is alone. When he eventually escapes back to Earth – where he belongs – Aziraphale and Crowley have a lot to work through, even after averting the Second Coming, a renewed attempt at taking away all they hold dear. They need to be gentle with each other’s fragile, fractured hearts and together, figure out how to love one another the way they’ve long wished to. A story of trauma, healing, and love. So, so much love.

Light the Corners of my Mind cyankelpie, Words: 25,897 Aziraphale, thirty-eighth order scrivener—at least, that's who they told him he was—wakes up from some perfectly normal memory loss to find a cryptic note written on his hand. The further he goes in his search for answers, the more questions he has. Will he ever learn why he was demoted to a desk job? Or how he'd managed to collect enough books to open a bookshop? Or why that familiar red-haired demon on Earth seems to be avoiding him?

Devotion, grace and other small miracles Chrissy22, Words: 4,343 Seven months after the events of Season 2, Crowley gets a phone call from a panicking Muriel.

journeys end in lovers' meeting terpsichorean, Words: 48,137 With the Second Coming averted and Aziraphale back on Earth, all Crowley wanted was a return to the way things used to be, before he confessed his feelings and kissed his best friend in what may be the most unsuccessful love confession of all time. In an effort to cheer an equally miserable Aziraphale, the two of them leave London to attend a murder mystery party in an old country estate. But things quickly go wrong and someone ends up dead. It's up to Aziraphale and Crowley to save the other guests from whatever dangers lurk within the manor. And maybe, Crowley will gather the courage to ask the one question he’s not sure he wants answered: why did Aziraphale come back?

nebula 231080 starklystar, Words: 33,710 Philosophers liked to pose the question, observation against perception: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Aziraphale would argue that sound was something witnessed, and Crowley would argue that if sound had to be witnessed, then why was virtue unwitnessed a nobler thing? But first, Crowley would point out that he himself had fallen, alone and without witness, and it had bloody fucking hurt.

I'm the treasure baby, I'm the prize stereobone, Words: 9,405 "Are you working for Mrs. Sandwich?" Nina asks. "No," Crowley says. "Well, yes. Well, define 'working'."

#good omens #good omens 2 #fic rec #good omens fic rec #good omens fan fiction #gos2 #good omens season 2 #weirdly specific but ok #good omens mascot

[jamiemaybeme]

following the example of @weirdly-specific-but-ok and hoping this will give me enough energy to last until tonight. (it's currently midday and i need to travel for another like 4 hours before getting home. and then socialise with people.) i'm not sure what else to do if this doesn't work

#good omens mascot #redbull #energy drink #travellingggg ✌️ #energy drinks don't usually work on me #but this one seems to be idk #i wanna be home already :')

[takeme-totheworld]

Aziraphale saying "I just hope nothing's happened to him" with all apparent sincerity about a kid they've already openly discussed killing once they find him. I can't.

#good omens #good omens thoughts #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale #aziraphale my beloved #my cognitive dissonance mascot

[b4kuch1n]

brain also insisted that was played by an employee. despite it being realistically impossible due to how the neck looks in the side shot

#ghost files #bakuspecial #cw: body horror #cw: unreality #ask to tag #critters #hi. literally dont know who the fuck this is. never seen this guy before in my life #my brain has! decided to give me awesome cool things to rotate in the night #this is decidedly not an omen I don't have omen dreams. I just have really really scary stress dreams. dw #this is not entirely outta nowhere tho I did spend last night watching the last ep of the season with my friends #so like. it makes sense that its ghost files this happened in. just #I'm still a bit baffled that this guy just showed up lmao. just kinda is there! just hangin out #fun way to spice up your sleep #okay. today's insanely busy and this dinner's gonna be a whole thing #so I will have to get off the desk now. but damn. contemplating <3 #have a good day lads!! ghost files good show check it out. no weird mascot guy in it tho