#the door.

[b0tis]

0tis, drooling at her mouth, holding a brush to Alicent's soft hair with a shaky hand: I'M NOT UNHINGED I'M NOT GAY THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL WHY IS HER HAIR SO SOFT I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR I PROMISE

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#the door. #JKzhkzhsizhsizHKnzoajaksbsksjso #you described my mental state so well though #alicent hightower #dragonposting #ask box hours #house of the dragon #pro alicent hightower #team green #dreams didn't make us kings shitposts did

[the-faultofdaedalus]

listening to “am i alone now” after finishing the podcast at least once already… emotionally damaging

#lotta hmmmmm moments #the door. #hera saying she doesn’t think she’ll miss eiffle. #eiffle putting no less than 4 types of alcohol on his misses most about earth list #him considering the station a prison and the mission a punishment. #minkovsky’s desperate message to her husband #and all that. when you Know. i’m upset

[phantomrose96]

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

#Chrissy speaks #MY DOOR???

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad” #i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[rainboas]

my upstairs neighbor is so loud and annoying and all he does is yell and play video games but right now he's explaining the civil war and like the entire history of slavery and the prison industrial complex to some guy in overwatch voice chat so

#i left a nice little note on his door the other night askimg him to keep it down and i think its gotten better

[podcastwizard]

because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?

#am i reading too much into the question YES #but like someone else said there is narrative precedence for a fairy at your door #SHOULD a fairy exist #like if a fairy shows up at my door i've got bigger problems you know

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc) #also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

[thatsbelievable]

#What to do if There’s a Witch at Your Door #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #witch #witches #go witches! #unreality #tea

[catmask]

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

#txt #and then walked out the door. love him <3 #scratchpost

[meowydoe]

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

#do i know that the fictional animatronic freddy fazbear is 100% Not at my door? yes. #am i gonna open the door? hell no #daisy yip yaps #im not even scared of freddy im scared of bonnie

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

#doctor who #the doctor #fifteen #he shows up at the noble house next day with a bunch of cat toys and 14 explains that he was just picking up food for next door #and 15's like ah. well. the thing is. i thought if you only had one cat they'd be lonely so. and pulls out a kitten #rose after 15 leaves: is this an alien cat #14: 100% yeah. don't tell donna that bit

[iamtheweirdomister]

#deer #doritos #open door

[hunter-rodrigez]

Accessibility tip:

If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead

They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense

They don't need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)

Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers

The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come

You don't have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home

Models for outdoors exist as well

#accessibility #automation #tech #a set like the one pictured above usually costs around $20-$30 #I got like 7 of these bad boys and 3 remotes #I can control basically everything in my room with these remotes #I got one remote on my office chair one on my nightstand and one by my door #this always makes me feel a bit like I am in Arnold's room from Hey Arnold!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

but how did the walrus knock

#did it just slap slap slap the door? #i like to imagine it tapped lightly with the tip of its tusk... #i don't think the fairy COULD knock actually #i think the fairy is the size of a hummingbird and had to ring the bell by bopping into it midflight

[francisforever2014]

i take being a girl gentleman very seriously never forget that

#i ❤️ being polite #holding open doors and letting people go in front of me is like a hobby of mine

[tearlessrain]

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

#waving your hands at automatic doors like a jedi also counts #jedi are just wizards in space