“If you’re going to follow me around all day, you could at least try and be subtle about it. Just say ‘happy birthday’ and get on with your day. Or do you have nothing better to do?’
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not my goofy ass redownloading feh bc alfonse won cyl
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tell me about. Duke lol
He's a stinky noodle vampire man who sleeps around and is voiced by a gorgeous Cuban prince.
He also has daddy issues.
have a babby Duko.
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Hellooo!! I want to make a audio angst request about Maurice (you can choose the scenario)
my hearttttt~
thank God he has you, you know?
sound effects from https://quicksounds.com/
transcript under the cut!
AUDIO START
(crying, muffled by a door)
[door opens]
(gasps in surprise)
[door closes]
“… No, I… it’s nothing.”
(takes a breath)
“Go away.”
[listener’s footsteps walking on wooden floor]
“What’s wrong with you? I said go away!”
(breathes softly, sniffles, sighs sharply)
“Just leave me alone. You’re just here to make fun of me like everyone else.”
(takes a breath)
“I’ve had enough of it for today.”
(breathes tearfully, sniffles, cries)
[bed creaks as listener sits down]
(takes a breath, sniffles, continues crying)
“What are you looking at me like that for?”
(breathes tearfully, sighs)
“Why don’t you just leave me alone?”
(continues crying)
“Uh… ah… what are you… what are you doing? Stop…”
(breathes anxiously)
“Mmh… mh… ah… ah… aah…”
(kisses)
(breathes tearfully and shakily)
“… Do you understand how hard it is? I went from everybody loving me… to nobody wanting anything to do with me. And worse, everyone knows I’m a fraud.”
(breathes shakily)
“I just wanted to be perfect. Maybe I should have been a better person.”
(takes a breath, sighs)
“I don’t know what to do now.”
(takes a breath)
“I’m just tired.”
(takes a breath)
“… And lonely.”
(breathes softly)
“Ah… aah…”
(kisses twice, takes a breath, laughs mirthlessly, cries weakly)
“At least I have you.”
(takes a breath)
“Thank God for that.”
(laughs softly, sighs)
END AUDIO
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DHD: Rick + Solomon Grundy reunion
The apple tree sapling Rick had planted hadn't had blossoms when he'd gotten it, bought with Pat's money and driven out into the woods cradled in the back seat of his car. It had been too late in the season for that, so it wasn't a surprise that it hadn't born fruit. It was too fragile. Now, it swayed as the ground beneath it trembled, one of Solomon Grundy's huge hands bursting free of the mast and soil he'd been buried in. Rick dropped to his knees, scraping away the dirt.
It didn't take long, thanks more to Grundy's strength than his own. The sapling carefully preserved in the forgotten pile of dirt, Grundy clambered out of the grave. Rick's face broke into a smile.
Grundy extended a hand, slow and cautious. Rick ignored it, instead hugging the undead-giant. "I'm glad you're back," he said.
"Back," Grundy echoed, his words slow, like he was picking each one and examining it to be sure it was the right collection of sounds, savoring them. "Friend called. Woke up." He tilted his head, eyes almost as blue as the clear sky above. "Friend danger?"
"No," Rick said. "It's fixed. Mostly. Everyone's...we fixed it."
"Why call?" The curiosity in Grundy's voice made Rick's smile falter, it was so achingly familiar. "No need."
"Yes, need," Rick said. "You're...you're my friend. It wasn't right, what they did to you. That you... that you died saving me."
"Saving friend." Grundy agreed. "Rick. Good friend. Put apple." His eyes drifted, Rick, to the scrawny tree, and back.
"I...thought you'd like it," Rick said.
Grundy huffed a noise Rick knew was an agreement. "Apple. Good. Grows good." he looked at Rick again. "Good ground. Good sky. Good with friend."
"Yeah," Rick said, pulling an apple from his pocket. He'd meant to leave it as an offering. Grundy took it between two fingers, careful not to crush it. "Good sky. Good with friend."
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Hiiiiii, so it’s my birthday tomorrow and to be totally honest I’m really going through some shit lately!! So if you are perhaps maybe feeling it, maybe y’all could get me a gift? No obligations, nothing, but it sure would cheer me up a lot. Amazon wishliiiiiist
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I really. really. WANT to draft more Irish Problems. I really do. But is the time ripe for it yet.
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