#the axeman

[itsdefinitely]

i wanna know more about the jerries/jeris

do you want to know the most horrific thing about them?

the lords did nothing to make them the way they are.

yes, the jerry jr was turned into the axeman because of the witchwood, which does what it does because of the lords, but everything leading up to that is just human nature. i see the "girl jeri is nibbly" or "they were influenced by a lord to do the thngs they do" and i need people to understand that that's just. not true. they're just like that. they were taught to be like that by their parents and, more accurately, their church. it's horrifyingly accurate how religion has shaped them into non-functional human beings, who would rather potentially lose their child to the many, many dangers of the literal woods than admit that they had sex outside of marriage.

it's only because it's hatchetfield that jerry jr grew the way he did. there was no lord's intervention in their decision to keep the baby, or to drop out of school to care for him, or to keep him seperated from any other people, or to revolve their lives around the idea that they'd committed a sin and needed to pay by pushing celibacy rather than. i don't know. properly raising their child. it was the way they were taught. the toxic pushing of overexaggerated christian ideals is what molded them. can you imagine being in their place? being a scared teenager and knowing that if you told any of the people you care about most your secret that they would shun you and disown you?

the only people they felt any kind of safe around were each other; of course they're going to be codependent. and even then, they're disgusted by each other for leading them to sin. they're stuck together unwillingly, because without the other, they're alone.

#definitely an ask #and thats not to MENTION what kind of stress they were under when jerry jr started getting less and less human #imagine being completely and utterly alienated from everyone and everything except your parents who pretty much hate each other #and learning one thing: abstinence before marriage #that would do something to your psyche #and im gonna be quickly mentioning my minotaur stuff because im insane #people are terrified of the minotaur purely because he was born the way he was. and he was put in the labyrinth for no fault of his own #in which he THEN became a monster. not because he was one from birth #but because people treated him like one. and youre built by those around you #can you see the connection here #boy jerry #girl jeri #the axeman #abstinence camp #nightmare time 2 #hatchetfield #you guys severely underestimate how unwell i am about them #i keep. trying. to draw. but all my hands want to do is write paragraphs about the jeri/rys #anyway working on an axeman drawing godbless #lets hope this makes sense and im not just pulling words out of my ass #I KEEP FORGETTING HE HAS A NAME OTHER THAN LIL JERRY AND CALLING HIM THE AXEMAN. SORRY LUMBER AXE

[paul-situations-matthews]

If I had a nickel for every time Kim Whalen played a hyper-religious woman with ultra puritanical views on sex who’s child started murdering people in the name of chastity and absence, I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

#team starkid #hatchetfield series #nightmare time: ​absence camp #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #the axeman #grace chasity #karen chasity #girl jeri #kim whalen #also weird that the ‘surprisingly good about they/them pronouns’ thing happened twice but idk how to phrase that

[sweeetestcurse]

Danny Hutson as The Axeman/Massimo Dolcefino in American Horror Story Season 03 03/??

#slasheredit #ahsedit #danny hutson #the axeman #massimo dolcefino #gifs #american horror story season 3 #american horror story #my gifs #queue

[awigglycultist]

#starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #nmt #nmt2 #nmts2 #the hatchetfield ape man #abstinence camp #chumby nmt #the axeman #lil jerri

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

If you happen to see an elf a man and a dwarf on your travels in middle earth, they're probably looking for Hobbits.

I will readjust my Jaskier jacket, swing my lute over my shoulder and march up with so much zesty energy that they’ll simply have to let me tag along

#I will be the fourth member of this group mark my words #you’ve got the archer #the axeman #and the swordswinger #all they’re missing is the lutanist

[kfullofwonder]

walking around my house yelling "knotty pine!" to myself

#ahs #american horror story #coven #american horror story: coven #jessica lange #the axeman

[finemaleactors]

Danny Huston

#danny huston #american horror story #the axeman #male actors #horror #brad falchuk #ryan murphy

[almondcroissantsandink]

slow day at the hotel

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #niffty #husk #husk hazbin hotel #hh #hazbin hotel fanart #buzzfeed unsolved #the terrifying axeman of new orleans #i powerhoused hazbin hotel in two days #and ppl were right the pacing is FAST!! like wowza #all the character designs scream edgy 13 yr old and i kinda loved it lmao #i also teared up a couple times?? #anyway when ppl have been saying alastor was a serial killer in the jazz age and he's creole supposedly?? so i was like #is he not the famous axe man #bfu #csp #clip studio paint #digital art #digital illustration #art #artists on tumblr #comic #huskerdust

[humans-are-tasty]

inspo by @peacerainbowtiger​

#Sir Crocodile #dracule mihawk #one piece #american psycho #mihawk as patrick bateman is really fking funny to me #its so OOC its funny #this sht makes no sense #patcule batehawk #patrick bateman #crocodile allen #the world's greatest axeman #my art #mihawk is so cute

[lemonberry-soda]

Do you ever think about the fact that Ted is hypersexual due to his childhood/teenage traumas or is that just me?

Like not only did he associate losing his first love forever with not being douchebaggy enough, but he also experienced the Lumber Axe and survived. With how quickly Peter was about to be murdered for looking at Ted’s old magazine you KNOW Ted probably had to deal with narrow escape after narrow escape himself. Ted literally suppresses the memory of the Lumber Axe entirely until bringing Peter to camp reminds him, and he doesn’t even take Peter with him as he runs away. He is FUcked up.

My guy went for the cat lady who cut off his fingers because sex is inherently dangerous to him in his mind. He goes for the worst options on purpose because sex isn’t safe unless there’s risk, and he goes for the best options just to lose them on purpose so they don't leave him first, as many times as possible until he's single and lonely at the wedding reception. He’s a sleazeball as a coping mechanism, and he keeps dying for it. One single safe relationship would decimate this dude, and it also wouldn’t fix him. Therapy would do wonders if he actually accepted how messed up he is. And tbh, if TInky wasn’t around there might’ve been a chance for him to recover.

Anyway another reason this dweeb is doomed by the narrative and fucked up beyond belief

#sorry to psychoanalyze the loser of all time again #starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #just a thought I had all of a sudden #this guy deserves as many days where he realizes he's traumatized and cries over it as it TAKES #and canonically he gets zero of those forever so #tbh I don't know what form of the Lumber Axe he'd have to deal with since the specifics are kinda shady but if the Axeman is 20 n he #grew up fast due to the forest then a 15-17yo Ted would be dealing with a teenage-YA Axeman (0-2 years old but magically influenced) #hey melissa #hucklefixation

[itsdefinitely]

hey don't cry. the jeri/rys will never be able to share simple human intimacy. they'll never get to hold hands. why are you crying louder

#im so normal about them!!!!! #<- read one fic that changed his life forever #the axeman is like the minotaur to me #daedelus was locked up in the labyrinth he created yknow #(voice of a guy who is absolutely insane) have you thought about the implications #take my hand. make parallels and be crazy about religion being both the thing keeping them together and the thing driving them apart #boy jerry #girl jeri #nightmare time 2 #abstinence camp #definite's ted talks #i could talk about them forever (this is a threat) #my friends are so lucky that they havent seen nightmare time that shit ruins you #you end up thinking about two incredibly repressed christians #im literally insane. do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you und #no yeah im not gonna be able to do anything but think about them for a while

[sweeetestcurse]

Danny Hutson as The Axeman/Massimo Dolcefino in American Horror Story Season 03 02/??

#slasheredit #horroredit #ahsedit #danny hutson #the axeman #massimo dolcefino #gifs #american horror story season 3 #american horror story #my gifs #queue

[upthelagan]

Midsomer Murders. The Axeman Cometh.

#midsomer murders #midsomer murders S10E04 #the axeman cometh #jason hughes #ben jones #john nettles #tom barnaby #grandpacore #grandpa core #tv #actors #utl seen in 2023

[orangechickenpillow]

I need a "Honey we've got to jazz it" tshirt with an axe or something on it because to this day that's my favorite buzzfeed unsolved quote

#i say it way too often probably considering the context (or lack thereof to be honest 💀) #the terrifying axeman of new orleans #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed unsolved true crime #shane and ryan #the ghoul boys #shane madej #ryan bergara

[7-ate-9]

One of my favorite things is going back and watching old bfu videos and getting that shock of Ryan’s og narrator voice

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed true crime #buzzfeed supernatural #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #honestly why did Ryan sound like that #went to watch the axeman ep and just #boy oh boy #what a difference

[starkidrxngers]

You may have brought a 🔫 gun🔫

But it’s 🪓Hachetfield🪓

#starkid #been listening to nightmare time again #and this line HITS #nightmare time #team starkid #nmt2 #axeman