#the accountant brag

[batrachised]

an update on what I DID do this week, because it mainly involved taxes and cleaning (I made zero progress writing, and in fact moved backwards because I decided I want the novel to be in first person...alas!)

this week, I have:

taped a bedraggled attic duct

changed a musty dusty furnace filter

boiled an ant hill

caulked a leaky creaky shower

hatcheted a stubborn tree root

defeated a threatening bush via clippers

Dug up an unwanted root with a shovel

Raked leaves...so many leaves (but it's spring batrachised! you might be saying...yes, yes it is. that is how long these leaves have been there)

did my taxes (in less than 15 minutes, I'll have ya'll know)

met a woman straight out of an lm montgomery novel who informed me the previous resident died of cancer but that it was their fault bless their heart because they spent too much time sun bathing

emailed a mother superior about yarn

what will next week hold?? hopefully some actual writing...we shall see, we shall see

#the accountant brag #“yeah I can do my taxes in sub ten hoping to reach sub five next year” #<- none of that is actual accounting culture the shorter your taxes take the less wealth you have lmao #yes i'm moving and I should have known that any other goals would be ridiculous but lent is FORTY DAYS #i STILL HAVE TIME TO WRITE #the recipe I'm unworried about #but then novel...BIG YIKES

[cozylittleartblog]

i got an alien aisha from a fountain faerie quest 🥺 i named her cosmica...

#neopets #alien aisha #aisha #cats #art #neopets fanart #nostalgia #y2k #doodles #Twice Ever in my life have i used real life money to buy a fictional currency for pretend items. the second time was to make a slot #just so i could make and paint a brand new neopet bc all my free slots were full. best $5 i ever spent #now her name is not exactly cosmica but i don't want people finding my account. but also i need you to know i got reeeaaallly lucky #with the name. its hard to brag about the name without giving away the exact name asdfjklsdf #i have three fucking aishas. i like the cats ok #there are lots of pets i would like to own in theory but pet slots are limited and i don't want to buy another one #unless they release a really really cute color for the vandagyre. then i will make. ONE more

[flovoid]

floyd’s little record store: ECO OF EGO

#floyd cyprus #sims 4 #ts4 #simblr #show us your sims #my sims #sims 4 screenshots #imma lose my mind. #i wanna credit the build to the original owner which was cc heavey) BUT I CANT FIND THEIR ACCOUNT. #I did LOTS of changes from the inside because i delete half of my ccs but still. where did you gone my beloved person who built this #honestly i wanna check their account again BUT THEY ARE GONE. MISSING. ig #I also had this build since last year??? #cant believe I never took a picture of it again- glad I still have a floyd to brag with it #I fuckin miss lis. #;floyd

[d3d9]

that strap on the back of kaneda's pants like if you agree

#akira 1988 #akira #kaneda #kaneda shotaro #when I first posted this on twitter Yusuke Murata official account RTed it and I almost threw up out of embarrassment #but I have to brag about it...

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | kotallo 8/?

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #kotallo #i have started a new game (finally) on a new account #so hopefully i will be able to accumulate a few permanent saves where i can re-do the companion quests over and over #and get some new material T_T #bc i'm running out of old stuff #decided speed was more important than imaginary Gamer Bragging Points and started it on easy instead of UH lol #i'll probably try the NG UH at some point tho #will definitely miss all my outfits and dyes until i can grab them again... #hfw npcs

[sentientsky]

going through my drafts like, yeah, sure, two am me from the other night, that makes sense. great work buddy also what the fuck was going through your mind

#Jonathan sims becomes a tiktok girlie and starts a slime account #is that a thing? I’ve never had tiktok (humble brag) #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #shitpost

[jimothy-hopkins]

I wholeheartedly believe Gary was a pony club kid

#her either cry the entire time or brag about his little pony #no in between #if he canonically went to pony club I think it would account for at least 45% of his obvious trauma #pony club isn’t for the weak #and Ive never even been to it- #bully scholarship edition #bully canis canem edit #canis canem edit #bully anniversary edition #bully cce #bully rockstar #bullworth academy #gary smith #gary smith cce

[artbyzephra]

Fountain pen sketch - no pencil undersketch used.

#i feel bad mentioning it since it isnt meant to be a brag #but having an issue where people see these sketches and just see them as lineart #i guess its a good problem to have #but ive been working on this method of sketching for awhile now and it seems very few people care about the method vs the final result #ill keep doing it #thats not the problem #just...sometimes recognition is nice too #and it feels awkward as shit mentioning that when i know others have had way less recognition for the work theyve done too #sketch #art #traditional #furry #sketches #fountain pen #furry art #small artist #traditional art #furry artist #freehand #new character #new sona #needs a name #sketchbook #zephra #small art account #small art blog #small blog

[thewingedwolf]

i think part of why matt is underestimated in the house is ableism straight up. he was clearly overwhelmed the first two to three weeks and trying to adjust to being around so many people, to get comfortable asking people to repeat things and get used to people’s quirks when they speak, and over the weeks people have been taking him into account more (purposefully sitting where he can see their face, asking him if he understands, getting his attention when a group chat is happening & he looks spaced out, etc) so game talk has gotten easier, but at the same time, the image of him being like, overwhelmed and helpless, has stayed in a lot of people’s minds.

and tbh he’s clearly played that up which is smart! he definitely plays into his silly side & he says stupid shit like “a fun fact about me is i’m deaf” lol, and meanwhile people spill game info to him all the time bc he’s just silly matt, never mind he’s the best rat in the house! it’s interesting to watch him take his disability and the unfair way it’s been handled by production and even house guests and then use it to his advantage in the game.

#bb25 #and like yeah still fuck him for the andrew tate thing. but being so visibly disabled & navigating that in this game so well is impressive #to me as a physically disabled person but also from like. a game and great society standpoint. not to brag but we see ableism #and we turn that shit around!!!! i hope they cast more disabled people in the show. #matt klotz #also like - look at who he hangs with & likes ratting to. it’s the people who take him into account. #i think what made him sour on jared specifically & warm up to cory was that comment. #a little mindfulness towards other people can go a long way! #also hope i phrased this all okay obviously my disability is illness based and slightly more invisible so i have a very different experience #but that’s also why i’ve liked watching bc you get this really intimate look at what living with a disability different from yrs looks like

[tenderplanet]

omg my neil art this year got on the radar .. crazy

#accidentally posted this to my art account before argh. i dont want to look like im bragging on my art account thats embarrassing

[a-crimson-dawn]

Yami, after his fight with Mereoleona in ep 156: Hey, Weird Mask Dude, guess who just bet Sisgoleon in a match?

William: ... Are you sure she didn't go easy on you?

Yami: ...

William: ...

Yami: Goddammit, Vangeance, can't you just let me enjoy my victory?

#black clover #william vangeance #yami sukehiro #mereoleona vermillion #I mean I wouldn't be surprised to see Yami bragging #and I also wouldn't be too surprised if Mereo did go easy on him #I mean she's four years older than him was raised in a family of powerful magic knights and spent ages training in high mana regions #and by all accounts Yami spent at least one and a half years slacking off #so if deep deep deep down Mereoleona had enough pity to let Yami have a win... even just to encourage him to fight her more often #i wouldn't be surprised (seems even a weak sparring partner is a good sparring partner considering she had fun beating fodder lava monsters

[khaotunq]

i'm going to be sad and relatively privileged for a sec but sdkjfsfg

#one of my besties just sent me a link to a house she thinks would be perfect for me #and it is. it's gorgeous and it checks all my boxes. #and it's also like 40k over the maximum i could ever afford to mortgage #and that's not accounting for the potential 10-40k over the asking price i'd have to offer #which i would not get a mortgage for and would have to get a loan for #which i would not be able to afford on top of a fucking mortgage #and i'm just so mad because she has a fucking partner they're both working full time and pulling in twice-and-a-bit my salary #and it's the kind of shit i don't need her shoving in my face #and it's constant and i'm tired #i'm so tired of feeling like i have to keep up i don't want to keep up i'm don't have to keep up stop making me feel that way #she keeps humble bragging about being able to easily save 1k a month and i'm ???? shut the fuck up ? #i'm just. so tired. and i don't want to play anymore. #anyway i'm shutting up and i'll delete this later because this is sooooo #asdfklajsfdkjsgfd #firstworldprobleeeeeeemsssssssss #anyway. stop being a wanker jay.

[elq-uackity]

thank you to all approximately 70 real people who follow me

#/lh #delete later #this is not a brag this is legitimately. like. none of these blogs are real #concerning how many accounts people are making - please consider dedicating time to something else

[befuddled-calico-whump]

me: dang, too bad I didn't have time for NaNo this year

my nsfwhump series:

#slight bragging moment #and i got a complete story out of it! even if it's all smut and i cant put it anywhere 😂😂 #calico is befuddled #it is posted on my other account but it'll never see daylight here lol #i did write the first chapter a week early but then it all fell into place so i count it

[aplpaca]

so im researching smut fanfic for oc purposes (i dont really read fanfic like ever otherwise, its just not really my thing) but anyway people who complain about ooc fanfic are so right bc some people really do just go "omg i love Blorbo Bleebus" and then write an entirely different man

#some people give caleb criticalrole way more confidence/cockiness and forwardness in his desire than he has ever shown any capacity for #im sorry this man would Not brag about how hes going to “ruin” someone. esp not on whats supposedly a first time #come back when youve accounted for his 7+ layers of repression and generally hesitant social nature

[coffee-bat]

i'm sooooo good at games

#hi i'm gonna brag <3 #so i booted up crash4 on a different pc account and it started from ground up #which was fine by me. but i was terrified of one thing #the 1st cortex boss. 4th time's the charm. i only beat it once before and it was a nightmare #as in it took over 100 deaths in the last phase. got my blood pressure genuiely dangerously high. i cried. i had to take a shower from- #-sweating so much. it was a fucking nightmare and i never wanted to go through it again #i was fucking DREADING having to repeat it 😭 #and. and guess what. guess who just beat it w/ only 5 deaths and no despair or medical emergencies #:)) #yippee. #im very happy i need to share sorry lol #ramble #crash bandicoot #the reason i booted it up from another account is bc it's been working poorly on admin lately #and this trick worked with nst last year so i decided to try it lol #my progress isn't gone. it's still on my admin/main pc account #this is just a new alternate playthrough :))