sometimes i avoid watching dharma & greg bc when i do i get a little too insane about greg. that is my boyfriend!!!! my husband!!!!!!! the loml!!!!!!!!!!!! i swear in my delusional mind my greg is out there and i’m gonna meet him and we’re gonna get married <3
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boy why am i ourple. why do i feel shorter than usual. this is gonna take some getting used to
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waking up at 3 am to throw up from your cramps and having to go to work 4 hours later is so 😍
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Every time I get sad about gaining weight because I’m trying to recover, I just remind myself that I actually have tits now 🙏 like at least I’m not longer as flat as a washboard 🙏
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HELLO????
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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legend 🙌
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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I liked these two episodes because they truly captured Percy's two most important traits:
He absolutely loves his mom
He hates the gods so fucking much
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