#that was quite a number

[jtl-fics]

Math nerd au, pretty please? Does Andrew ever straight up just ask Neil why he still loves someone who’s gone and never coming back? Or if he’s ever going to “move on”?

"You never answered one of my questions." Andrew says.

Neil blinks at him pushing his sweaty hair away from his forehead as he drank his Gatorade. Neil's quirked eyebrow was the only thing he needed to continue.

"I asked if you were going to stay loyal to some guy who wouldn't even follow after you." he reminds, "You didn't answer the question, you just told me he better not follow you." he explains.

Neil pulls the Gatorade away from his lips, "That question was already given on additional credit." Neil reminds him, "It's not your turn to ask Andrew." he adds which is fair.

"If I lock the goal down, will you answer it?" he asks.

Neil looks at him for a long and considering moment. He downs half of his remaining Gatorade, "I told him he was my always. That doesn't change because I had to leave." Neil answers and Andrew blinks in surprise at getting the answer now. Neil reaches out and grabs a second Gatorade from the ice container, "I know you're good for it." he says before he left Andrew alone on the bench.

#Math Nerd AU #AFTG #AFTG AU #WIP Wednesday Ask meme #Finally got this last one out #that was quite a number #Maybe i'll pre-write some of this shit for next week #but i do kind of like looking at my outline and going #Andreil

[wifegideonnav]

two very good fictional relationship dynamics:

1. i would find you and love you in every universe. our love is inevitable and transcends reality as we understand it

2. this is the only universe where the dominos fell exactly right so that we could fall in love. we have something unique and we have overcome so much to get here

#op #griddlehark quite clearly being number 1

[lil-kozy-kollector]

#sfw regression #anyone sfw can vote! #stuffed animals #plushies #stuffies #poll #sleep #mine may have to be either big but not hooved #(been sleeping with efanin elephant and dozer deer recently) #or reptilian cause i have quite the number of reptile stuffies i sleep with #ember shenanigans

[the-uncanny-dag]

Gideon has no game while being the most desirable dyke in the galaxy bc she inherited maximum rizz from her mom & negative rizz from her dad & both cancelled each other out

Thank you @gideonisms for the banner

#shitpost o'clock #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #kiriona gaia #not gonna lie seeing people tagging the post that clearly says DYKE with cartoon men is doing. quite a number on my anger issues

[quantumjellyfish]

I have just acquired the polish translation of Gideon the Ninth and 'Griddle' is translated to „Głupeon” which means 'Stupideon'

#the locked tomb #gideon z dziewiątego #stupideon the ninth read through #i will probably make a post with more comments about this translation when i finish reading it #(may be quite a while) #for now I've read two chapters and my main complains are: #i dislike the title #they should swear much more #and there already were 3 instances where they translated a number to a different number

[gnomeantics]

the grip that good omens has on this site is insane. barbie was trending at #1 for a week and now it's not even trending at all because good omens has pushed it out. ofmd is trending just from the sheer amount of people drawing comparisons. nobody is normal here

#good omens #i do find it quite funny about the barbie thing #because it was consistently trending at number 1 for A WEEK!! which is insane!! #(honestly as it should) #but then gos2 comes along #and fucking #not just ousts it from first place #but from the whole trending page #which implies that the intersection of barbie and good omens fans is huge #and as soon as s2 dropped they all just turned from barbie to good omens #which is like fair enough me too #love them both so much and both of them changed me on a molecular level and made me sob and sob #hall of fame #1k #gnomeantics original 🌟

[ragewrites]

During the fall leading up to my fifteenth birthday, I came very, very close to committing suicide. Today I turned twenty-five. I had that fifteen year old girl I almost wasn’t sit down with me for a metaphorical conversation.

transcript under cut:

[Fifteen Speaks to Twenty-Five] Leah Saint-John

Are you alive

Yes

Does it hurt

Yes

Are you glad

[instead of an answer there is a helpless look]

Is it all still green

Especially in June

Do you still love it

Especially in June

What colour is our blood

Garnet

It’s thickened

Yes

Is it a sickness

Yes

What does the garnet make you think of

Mouths God’s mouth The inside of His eye sockets

Are you happy

Sometimes

Is it enough

Sometimes

Are you lonely

Yes Garnet Like God

Did it get better

Yes No Yes Yes

Are you living

Yes Almost

#spilled ink #poetry #poets on tumblr #poem #writeblr #2023 #there is a reason the number fifteen crops up quite often in the greater web of my writing :) #also lord can't believe starting monday i'll have to begin indexing these under 2024...time please stop going so quickly PLEASE

[zoe-oneesama]

30 Reasons Why Max is NOT Sorry.

Episode 39 Part 7

First < Previous > Next

Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5

Ep 31,  Ep 32, Ep 33, Ep 34, Intermission 2, Ep 35, Ep 36, Ep 37, Ep 38, Ep 40

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#the number of times realistically Hawkmoth should've been caught by his own akumas even ON ACCIDENT is actually quite a lot #especially in Season 1 #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #robostus #markov #episode 39 part 7

[basoogil]

we had to trap him in a sock because he kept trying to star the trek 💔💔💔

#technically spocktober number 6 #but idk if i'll be able to keep up lol. i joined quite late #based off that one pic of the cat in the sock #something about it spoke to me #spock in a sock #spock #star trek the original series #star trek tos #spocktober #star trek #st tos #star trek fanart #star trek memes #yes i did give him whiskers #and slit pupils #because cat #my art

[lesbaurinkos]

i dont think people on this website who think of riverdale as, like, Straight Media understand that a) the magic and genius of it comes from the mind of one of our society's foremost homosexuals roberto aguirre-sacasa himself and b) i once tried to make a list of all the gay characters in rvd with speaking roles and gave up once i hit like 40 bc that was the point in the 50s timeline archie's homophobic uncle who was calling him gay for writing poetry (there was also the fact archie and reggie were having mutual onscreen bisexual awakenings about each other after watching gay porn together but thats like, less gay than the writing poetry thing) anyway archies homophobic uncle started fucking gay kevin's cop dad. luckily the two of them were killed by betty's gay serial killer brother-in-law chic (not to be confused with her gay serial killer BROTHER charles, who chic married in a beautiful gay serial killer wedding in the normal timeline) (do you even understand core four polycule was quite literally canon at the end of the day? do you know that?) (do you know that cheryl blossom is not just the best lesbian but the best CHARACTER who has ever existed in the history of all media and you could not in fact ever handle her? c) they dont even know about archies weird fantasy. so whats the point

#by the end of the shows run it was literally on a mission to make a new character gay each week idk like it was crazy..... u know nothing #riverdale is Not straight people media it is literally the world's number one example of camp..... u people know nothing..... #how fake camp enjoyers look when REAL camp comes at them idk!! this is a site of FAKERS #if u cant enjoy the cults and gangs and the aliens and the endless timelines and timeloops and evil d&d where's your FUN. your ADVENTURE. #go watch Actually Entertaining Television for once in your life...... go watch some riverdale and get back to me. get some WHIMSY i mean it #there is quite licherally no experience more fun. it's cinema. it's television. it's a blast. it literally has cheryl blossom. #at the end of the day as always to be a riverdale enjoyer is to be a modern day cassandra... they do not listen to our words... but we know #we know the truth of this world. and the truth is camp.

[soups-archive]

more signs were discovered around the spawn area!

#qpurgatory 2 #qsmp #i feel mildly bad main tagging this but it does in fact feel quite relevant to the main server #MY LADS #THEY LIVE!! #theres also been a couple of other signs found left around in portuguese that seem like they're from cell #goldfish is obviously baghs #green sign might mean slime #and the four beds implies theres at least one more #the tallies of days on the green sign is also only one or two days off #from being the exact number of days since the islanders arrived in purgatory one #the spanish sign might be pol but from what ive seen its mexican spanish? #like chorro is in multiple different dialects but its mexican slang for shitting #so its the only one that works in this context #and its very qroier coded #if so ?? what the fuck are you doing here king????? #HOW the fuck are you here king????

[sherokutakari]

Okay okay okay but like

Everyone out here talking about Crowley's hinted at memory problems. How he remembers Heaven and making the stars, but not working with Saraqael. How he remembers going into battle, but not with Furfur. How he doesn't seem to remember Aziraphale in Eden, even though it turns out they met at the Pillars of Creation. How he knows what it's like, looking where the furniture isn't. Memory fussing. Clearly something Heaven Does.

But no one is talking about that Heaven's memory wiping was only mentioned once directly. And only in reference to Gabriel, who was explicitly not being cast down to Hell, but demoted.

Like some Cherub-turned-Principality, which could be either a promotion or demotion, depending on what Angelic Hierarchy you subscribe to?¹

What if the reason Crowley and Aziraphale's meeting in Eden seemed so first-meeting-ish not just because only Crowley's memory was messed with?

What if Aziraphale's memories had been also?

Neil said that these two had known each other for a LONG time between the s2 meet cute and the beginning of actual time/their meeting in Eden.² Surely Crowley would have given his name at SOME point if that were the case. And we know Aziraphale had a hard time switching from Crawly to Crowley, so even if he assumed his newly Fallen friend had intended to choose a new name, there's almost no way he *wouldn't* have just called him by whatever name he already knew him as. Why does he wait for Crawly to introduce himself, instead of just referring to him as Raphael, or Baraqiel, or Kokabiel, or Jophiel or whatever your favorite Proto-Crowley Angel Name is? And why does it seem like they don't even know each other, even a little bit?

What if they knew each other super well in Heaven, and after the Battle, both had their memories mucked about in, and both got Demoted??

What if in Eden they were meeting for the first time again, and they still ended up choosing each other over Heaven and Hell????

What if nothing the powers of Heaven and Hell can do can keep these two Inefffable Idiots apart????

Please help I'm .__o.>-<

#Good Omens #Good Omens 2 #Ineffable Husbands #bls im finally breaking my moratorium on go2 spoilers for this thought #someone with better words help me braaaain #like i feel like im just barely tickling the edges of a theory here i can't quite pull together #hhhhj #Good Omens Spoilers #Good Omens 2 Spoilers #go2 spoilers #Spoilers #links to tiny numbers will be provided in reblog #bc this site eats posts with links #liberal use of italics

[wildguarneres]

not the Logan documentary making me cry 😭

#he’s worked so hard and it all seems to be spiralling out of control now #the hopefulness and positivity of this little doc vs how the last year has been for him (not to mention last weekend) is so crushing #i’m not denying he had quite a few self-inflicted struggles in 2023 but he’s also just been so unlucky #and the number of people hating him not even bc of last season but based on only TWO races of this season….. #a bunch of guys were stuck behind the kmag train in jeddah but unsurprisingly logan’s the only one i’ve seen get crap for it #cmon kid prove everyone wrong this year PLEASE 🙏🏼 #may Williams’ humiliating decision last weekend light a fire under his butt like never before #logan sargeant #ls2 #formula one

[no-passaran]

"We need more weird art" you can't even handle musicals because the story is told through music and dance

#there's quite a lot of talk in musical discussion spaces about the new trend for movie producers and marketing teams to make a movie #adaptation of a musical (that was done on stage) or even directly an original musical movie and market it as if it's not musical #because they've seen that people won't go watch musicals if they know they're musicals because general idea is that it's too weird #and the numbers are showing that this marketing trend works. they're selling so many more tickets by hiding that it's a musical. and having #many people in the audience find out it is once the movie has started! #so some musical fans don't go because they might not even have realised that was a musical and the people who go might not like it #sure there will be people who are close minded and wouldn't have gone to see a musical but once they're there will enjoy it. but other won' #I hope they make polls of audience satisfaction not only tickets sold. i want to know more. #💬 #musicals #broadway

[unpretty]

doing my own taxes is always a little bleak because setting aside the issue of self-employment income fucking me, comparing my income for writing with my income from linking to humble bundles is. well. based on my own numbers, if humble bundle ever enshittifies their affiliate program a lot of people are going to be turbofucked.

#original #also with writing+affiliate income i'm making more than i ever did when it was my only job #(note: this was like $7k in 2023 lmao) #which is fine i'm not mad at it i like seeing the numbers get better so i can continue to dream of quitting #i just feel some ways

[thegreenhairedwerewolf]

100 otters aboard G-ERTI

No, do not put them in the flight deck! And always remember to open the overhead compartments with care, as otters may have shifted during the flight.

#cabin pressure #polls #cabin pressure polls #otter day 2024 #ottery st mary #This is probably gonna be quite hard #especially with the lower numbers #Let's see how we do!