#that said. there IS a second goat--

[pilferingapples]

some say the goat will end in fire some say in ice from what I've read on the Wikipedia page of past Goat-destroying efforts, I'm pretty sure none of us were reckoning on absolute swarms of hungry birds but birds are also great and will suffice

#I'm genuinely ok with this. #it's poetic. powerful. real Season Cycle magic feeling you know? #real flowers growing out of skulls stuff #that said. there IS a second goat-- #natter

[wis-art]

fishing and proud

#art #my art #goat #fishing goat #doodle #trans #you know i made this piece because someone said that one of my recent pieces made them want to get bottom surger #and first of all #hell ye! #hope you can get one #second of all #you're beautiful even with a bulge hehe #either way #yellow #im taking it easy lately #drawing mostly doodles #hope it's all good with all of you #trans goat #furry

[bembwashere]

AHIT's 5th Anniversary!

just a tid bit late on this one but ta-dah!

Decided to go all out on this one because it's been 5 years since this game officially came out and of course, i am legally obligated to do something for that.

didn't add dlc characters in because i think that would of pushed this till tomorrow and i'd rather draw something aside from this for a while gfgdfa

#ahit #a hat in time #ahit fanart #a hat in time fanart #ahit hat kid #ahit bow kid #ahit mustache girl #ahit conductor #ahit dj grooves #ahit snatcher #ahit queen vanessa #ahit mafia #ahit mafia boss #ahit goat #is that even a tag? idk man #anyways this took the entirety of yesterday and the second half of today to do #sorta spedrun it because i wanted to post it on the day but i was too late :pensive: #might post the mj thing tomorrow because i am dead from said speedrun #anyways hope ya'll enjoy this

[sodidumb]

3/03/2024

made it to 2024!!! out of the most recent roblox drawings, it's kohane again :DD

seems like i moved out of free draw and into spray paint (despite spray paint being so painfully painfully painfully laggy. and has no undo button. and has a max of 10 layers (which you have to pay for more). And a stupid popup to pay for a bigger brush ever time i try using the biggest sized brush. and also constantly crashing

why? uhh i saw these youtubers draw on spray paint and it looked kinda fun teehee

despite the flaws, i'm actually having a lot of fun drawing on spray paint!! :0 i keep coming back to play more even tho the game hates me :( idk I like the challenge of keeping it to 10 layers (still hate the lag tho i will simply explode)

#art #roblox art #roblox spray paint #kohane azusawa #vbs kohane #project sekai #prsk art #prsk fa #pjsk fanart #oh!!! i dont think I ever said but I play mostly on the EN server! #it's- uh- it's not amazing compared to what JP has right now but like- #I've spent FAR TOO LONG GRINDING ON THAT GAME TO GIVE UP NOW #sunk cost fallacy and whatnot it's pathetic I know #I've sparked for 7 characters now i've already reached peak pathetic-ness #(BUT NONE OF THEM WERE KOHANE SHE TRULY IS THE GOAT LMAO) #ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOHANE I DREW THIS THE DAY AFTER HER BIRTHDAY (3/2) SHE'S SO SWEETIE #i would've drawn something the day before but i had major art block #:D her birthday card came home second pull- do you understand? the love ? i hold? for her? my daughter? my precious sunshine #mouse art

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

had a conversation about religion with the Theatre Boy yesterday in which I admitted, possibly for the first time, that despite my Christian faith and belief in Heaven and Hell, I kind of wish I DIDN'T believe in that stuff, that I could just believe our consciousness ceases to exist once we die, because I'm scared of the concept of Eternity

#does this make me a bad Christian or heretic or blasphemous or something bc holy heck it scares me to think about #the fact that I ADMITTED THAT. OUT LOUD. #also the boy said he doesn't believe in the Bible bc he thinks the scientific evidence doesn't support it #meanwhile I'm over here rubbing my hands together mentally preparing my apologetics ramble sksjfskfnsknf #like boy I am the exact wrong girl or perhaps the right one to hang out with bc I can debate that til the cows come home #anyway. I need to STOP mentally replaying the whole conversation yesterday + my second guessing and such #and just relax for a bit. I'm eating goat cheese and crackers and listening to the new ed sheeran album bc my SIL likes it #and hopefully I can shut the anxiety off for a while. ugh. #Lu rambles

[ofspvrta]

“ don’t say it. ” / from evie

μ::|| meme:   emotionally intense prompts. | accepting [ Ξ ]

θ::|| @torntruth - evie

She stands there in heavy silence. Surely silence or lies would be more comforting than the truth but there was always honesty between them and she wouldn't lie to Evie. Especially when the truth was so obvious. Instead, she just looks down, staff grasped in her hand. It was one of the most important things she was taught when given the great powers of the staff. She could not interfere with death. In her hands was the power to play god and she couldn't do it. The sheer amount of people she would have kept by her side if she could have... but she could not. Such abuses of the power were forbidden and she did not want to become like the Isu, ruling over man with a terrible gift. Looking back at the bleeding body, her brows knit in a feeling of sorrow she had known so well in the past. "I can't save them, not like this. I'm sorry."

#λ::|| the keeper | kassandra #τ::|| evie frye #τ::|| syndicate #λ::|| london | 1800s ce #Σ::|| hearts that beat like the seconds of a clock | ship: kassxevie #torntruth #i'm sorry my brain said angst #my brain said just so much angst #i blame the j.ack the r.ipper dlc #μ::|| there's another goat? | memes #also leaving it open to who the person that can't be saved is

[buttercupart]

rambling about poncho human time

this is gonna be long as hell. like im so serious its like a scroll of ancient texts im deeply sorry for this. lets go gang

The eventual head of humankind's soul council and the (at the time) most determined human, the few remaining records note their name to be "Réada".

Further inquiry into the subject would point heavily to their full first name being Mairéada (MY-red-ah or mah-REYDA), though most accounts contested the way said name was to be pronounced, as well as their surname - with human-monster war historians going back and forth on whether it was "Lahmar" or "al-Ahmar". Based on the records of their full name, they are assumed to have had Irish and Moroccan ancestry.

To friends, though? They were just Réada.

Born the middle child of their family, Réada's magical prowess turned some eyes towards their family early on, as did their propensity towards mercy and just treatment... notably towards monsterkind, at a time when tensions between the two were high.

If Réada was consciously aware of any of these things, though, they didn't show it. They spent their days tending to their family's livestock... and goofing off with monster children, including the boss monster prince, Asgore.

No one, monster nor human, expected some human peasant child to worm their way into the monster prince's heart and home... but they did anyways, and it proved a beneficial friendship for both of them.

If there's one thing about Asgore, it's that he is and always was a fuzzy pushover. Réada's strong sense of justice and inability to let seemingly minor infractions towards monsterkind go taught him that even if he struggled to stand up for himself, that it was always worth it to stand up and seek justice on behalf of others who weren't treated kindly... who, more often than not at the time, were other monsters.

Asgore's kind nature and lax personality brought out the latent kindness in Réada that was buried behind a no-nonsense facade, and whenever they weren't getting up to tomfoolery, they shared their visions for a brighter, kinder future for humans and monsters both, that they were sure they could accomplish together, with Asgore as King and Réada as his right-hand man.

Of course, this tentative period of "peace" couldn't last, not with tensions rising higher and higher each day. As the years ticked by, it became more and more apparent that something had to give. But through it all, the monster prince and his human friend stood tall, and continued to give those close to them some semblance of hope.

...until humankind's ruler insisted on taking a young Réada to train with a selection of other powerful soul-bearing humans, to function as a council of magic serving humanity's best interests. Réada wanted no part in this, but as an immensely (perhaps the most) powerful Determination soul, their opinion on the subject hardly mattered.

Taken from their family and friends and pushed into a leadership role they wanted nothing to do with as a young teenager proved detrimental to their wellbeing. On the rare occasions they could sneak from the castle, they'd meet up with Asgore to tell him the current going-ons, and this was one of the only ways they stayed stable. It troubled them to know how their family struggled without them, or how looming the threat of war was on the horizon. Through it all, the monster king and the human pawn tried to hold on to the hope of a brighter future together with everything they had.

The human's ruler wasn't stupid, and knew Réada was meeting with Asgore behind the council's backs - but considering how vital they were to the plan, they couldn't be taken out of the equation and disposed of - and the reins on them tightened to the point they were never left alone - and thus, Asgore didn't see them again for quite a long time.

The breaking point, and largely agreed upon catalyst for the war was the deaths of the monster prince's parents at the hand of humans. Asgore had staunchly refuted the idea of utilizing violence against who he viewed as his friend's kind until this point, where, in grief, he lashed out and declared war against humankind for what they'd done. Young and grief-stricken, the monster prince ascended to the role of monster king.

Réada's strong sense of justice towards their monster friends proved to be a massive detriment to the humans' cause. When called upon to use their magical aptitude to FIGHT, it was impossible to get them to actually do any lasting damage - they would FIGHT monsters under the threat of their own death, sure, but only do just enough damage to get to the point they'd be able to SPARE their opponents. Their mantra was to never kill or be killed in turn.

...the same could not be said for other humans involved in the war, who turned countless monsters to dust under the demands of their ruler. Despair grew in Réada as the war progressed, and they knew they had to come up with a plan, fast, before every last monster was massacred. They partnered with a few other mages in the council to devise a plan that would put the killing to an end - without that end being complete eradication of monsterkind.

Not long before the end of the war, Asgore led a platoon against a group of humans, which Réada was forced to lead - head to head, they stood before one another for the first time in many years, almost unable to recognize one another as the years of stress made itself evident on their faces. As their fists shook, with their weapons drawn... neither could make a move. Neither could understand why they hesitated, why the other didn't just get it over with already and get rid of them the way they should have wanted to. A few spears were thrown, a few magic bullets flew, but nothing more, before both sides shakily retreated.

The next few days were filled with insurmountable confusion and grief for them both.

Shortly after, the monsters surrendered.

The Mages were gathered by their ruler, to utilize their immense magical abilities to finally turn every last monster to dust once and for all.

But Réada still had that trick up their sleeve.

Together with the 1 or 2 other mages who agreed to their plan, they cast a draining spell upon all of them, including themself, and drained every bit of magic out of all their souls, not to turn towards the monsters in a devastating final blow, no, rather... to create an immensely powerful, impenetrable magical barrier to keep the monsters contained and protected - far, far away from the reach of humans who wished to hunt them down, for the end of time, or perhaps until a better time. No human was to lay a hand against their best friend or his kind ever again.

Because he was their king, and they would always be his lionheart.

#ive known a few maireads in my time and most of them have said it mah-reyd so i lean towards that but my-red is also a thing so #whatever floats your goat #however i will say the idea of them having this dream of being asgore's second in command and thus him calling whats essentially his knight #'my red-ah' is CRAAAAZZYYY' #réada would've looooved to be head of the royal monster guard in a better life #granted they dont. like fighting that much? and they refuse to kill. but they'd be real good at sparring #swinging atcha with their spear #ok anyways sorry for being insane hope you enjoy my Poast #long post #not art #poncho human #undertale

[piningprecussionist]

literally my favorite blog on tumblr. Ur perfect at being Kim Pine and I love the little notes it the tags :3

(^ this is me at you rn)

Thank you so much <333 it seriously means the world to me that people love/like my Kim stuff. AND to know that some of yall actually read my silly little notes

I try to keep her as in character as I can, and I feel I have been largely successful, for the most part. I feel like she comes fairly naturally to me- I only occasionally hit snags,, but usually that's just because I'm high or something and am overcome with the desire to Maximize The Silly shfgkjshjld She's so serious though, usually. I love her <3 I love getting to be her for The People

#im never sure how many of those little notes get read but i love leaving them. little insight into my Unhinged Mind. or my day sometimes #not all of them make it into the final post- sometimes i go ''hm perhaps that is too many notes'' and remove some-- or decide they didn't + #+need to be there for whatever reason. but yeah i like leaving them for people #ooc #txt #asks #anon #im like one unhinged moment away from making ANOTHER kim blog one of these days you guys dont even know #((it would be future kim... i want to write about The Goats. I'd /j but I'm not joking. it would be a kimona blog basically sdkjfshj)) #((want to live my ''they have goats in the future'' truth and no one should be allowed to stop me)) #idk if I'll do that though. I still haven't opened the werewolf kim blog (cause yes that does exist. i've actually given a very big hint at #+the username for it here for people that have ALL the hints... but only two people know about it I think) #((as i write this actually i am. unsure if i explicitly told the second person the username for that one.... for people who didn't receive #+the hints from before or need/want a reminder- I am Genuinely Shocked it wasn't a taken username w the userbase of this site- and it's + #+also a song reference. I feel like it's findable w that :3c )) #but yeah. like i have said in the discord a couple times now: i am she and she is me. I love getting to be Kim here it's great #i love and relate to her a lot. she is deeply beloved

[fructidors]

standing directly in front of (under?) john during the spontaneous unplugged performance of memories due to technical difficulties from this show was honest to god one of the top 10 musical moments of my entire life. the moment at the very end when the sound kicks back in just as he hits the final chorus? i genuinely think i understand what it felt like to be in the crowd at the newport folk in 64 when dylan went electric

#semi unrelated but the contradictory lore/urban legends behind that dylan performance is actually so fascinating to me #theres this general narrative that it outraged pete seeger (including that he tried to take an axe to the cables?) and the crowd booed dyla #and while most accounts have pete reacting negatively the two narratives i've heard are a. that pete's elderly father was at the performanc #and the noise was upsetting him and b. that pete thought dylan's lyrics were too important to be drowned out by the excessive noise #the second one comes from pete himself iirc #and the axe thing seems to come from the fact that another act performing that day was a group of prison singers and as part of their #performance (which pete had arranged) they were chopping a large stump on stage with axes to keep time #so it was likely mixed up narratives regarding that? #also i think they had the director of the festival listen back to the tapes of the crowd booing dylan and he said that they were booing the #fact that dylan was being forced to leave the stage after exceeding his allotted time #so. the more you know! #the mountain goats

[justanotherbarrelrat]

two Terribly Made memes for your enjoyment

#this has already been done i’m sure but i put my time into it so here you go #i was watching the first season when i heard him say ‘fine. make me your villain.’ #so i had to make these #if he said the second line to milo i wouldn’t be surprised at this point #i would love to see it tbh and then have milo betray him by like kicking him in an unpleasant place #lmao #grishaverse #shadow and bone #the darkling #alina starkov #milo the goat

[woundedheartwithin]

Today’s adventure involved manhandling a trailer, minor electrical engineering, brake light checks, and one very upset goat

Sound on for Stormy’s sweet little “mmm” sounds

#she speaks #she has mastitis #like literally random out of nowhere no discernible reason mastitis #my vet said it’s literally just the time of the year for it #and I was like wait is this a thing I have to worry about? #I’ve had these goats for seven and a half years and this has never happened #she’s my best doe too #he gave her a SHIT TON of antibiotics #anyway the first pic is me missing the hitch by just enough to be annoying #like it was still close enough that I could yank on the trailer and get it on the ball #because no way in fucking hell I was gonna realign and try again #this was already the second try cuz I haven’t hooked up the trailer in a while lmao #and yes I did tape the wire #I took that picture to send to my dad lol #and then I had no one to check the brake lights for me so I had to use a brick 😂😂😂

[todayisafridaynight]

fuck are you looking at. bitch.

#snap chats #i refuse to change my twitter headeri cant find any picture thats better than the goat himself gettin smacked by a monkey #also yeah my pfp IS the same on twitter i love this cap of hiji too much to tear my eyes away from it for more than three seconds #katsu's already my pfp on my priv #bestie said she thought my pfp was me but with beard make up on and i 💀 and then i doubled down ig LMAOOOO #IT USED TO BE A DIFF PIC OF KATSU BUT NOW IT'S JUST THE ONE WHERE HE'S DOING HIS NASTY LITTLE GOBLIN SMIRK #'snap whys your twitter in japanese' because my dad said that we were only going to speak in nihongo to each other #so we could go to japan next year and he was probably not SUPER cereal about it but i need to prepare #if my dad comes over this weekend and he dead ass says おはようございます im going to shit myself #what the fuck are these tags #anyways i finished one of two of the comms i have to do but im so tired so ima just hang out #i get to be a part of an experiment tomorrow. for $25 hehe i love money incentives

[reloaderror]

common knowledge is, paradoxically, such an individual concept. whereas some believe farms having salt licks for various animals is common knowledge, others think the fact that someone from the northern hemisphere cannot get a summer job at the research station Troll in Antarctica, because it is closed all throughout winter, is something everyone knows

#the first one is me and frankly i thibk im right. the second one is my geology nerd roomie #txt #why did we talk about salt licks? i dont remember i think the topic was originally goats and then i said amth about crave that mineral which #led us to salt and then to salt licks and then to the idea of common knowledge

[clovenh00ved]

I had a creepy old customer make a sexist comment at me AND a guy 12 (?) years older than me ask for my number on the shift. Why do heterosexual men-

#goat rambles #vent #kinda #sexism #the second guy mentioned (the one who asked for my number) gave me the most saddest puppy eyes before asking and i just said no and he- #defeatedly walked away #terfs dni in fact k/ill yourselves dont even look at this post fuck off #rb if you want i guess idc #need to beam in these mens brains that i am a lesbian and also fuck off im a young adult yall are like 10~ years older than me

[lord-radish]

There's this post I keep trying to write about listening to the mountain goats at work but it comes down to it being the only music I would feel comfortable being "caught" listening to. And that opens up a whole can of worms about where that comes from, which you wouldn't necessarily think - like usually it's like "ahaha I wouldn't be caught dead listening to this" - but it's most of my music taste and I managed to realise where it comes from.

My sister would put me down and belittle me for things like that. Like we used to play a lot of SingStar 80's, but there was one time - like legit the only time in years of us owning the game - where I went to sing "I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner, and she teased me by saying "hahaha, [mallard] wants to know what love is!" and making me feel really embarrassed and shitty for just wanting to play that part of the game.

And that was how she approached pretty much anything that would make me look vulnerable. Like the reason I had never tried to play that song before is because it was something I thought she'd pick on me for, which she then eventually did. She mocked me for YouTube videos I watched sometimes, or for crying at a movie one time. She even managed to turn me saying that I was reading into some weird, gross jeer about how I said I was "breeding", like what the fuck right?

So if I'm at work by myself and I can put some music on, I put the Mountain Goats on because if someone walked in, I would feel less ashamed being caught listening to that than most of my music library. And I like the Mountain Goats, but I hate that I can't let go of that shame or insecurity because it's too much to deal with. That embarrassment is amplified by the thought of being judged as harshly as I have been for my interests and behaviours in the past.

#messyposting #there are times where I've said and done some fucked up things but my entire childhood was enveloped by being bullied #i was bullied at school and then I was bullied at home. and she would go 'i protected you from bullies!' #and to her credit she did protect me a few times. she probably protected me plenty of times I didn't know about #but it doesn't excuse the constant mockery and shame. it doesn't excuse her ruining one of my new years by choking me #it was for like two seconds but it shocked me to the point of silence. which was the point because my excitement got on her nerves #she was a closeted lesbian with undiagnosed bpd - and I'm applying that from like age 8 to her eventual 20s - but it doesn't change things #i feel sorry for her hardships but the treatment I got at home was scarring and horrible #she's not the only source of that - we have a mutual dislike of our mother's partner - but she's a huge factor in it #and she *still* makes fun of me and laughs it off as 'you'd do the same to me' #like no I fucking wouldn't. i grew up #I'm cutting her out of my life. I just am #I used to spend entire days just consumed by these thoughts of fending away my former best friend #as he tries to rationalise his way back into my life against my wishes #lately I've been thinking of telling my sister off and cutting her out of my life #refusing to let her see my home and just screaming at her to stay out of my life #literally all of this started with a Tumblr post about how the mountain goats are a good band to listen to at work. at least to yourself #it was like 'tmg are the only band I like to listen to at work' and I was gonna break down why. and then it hit me why #yeah that's the repressed shame that comes from a lifetime of bullying and being put down and othered all the time #most of all from someone at home because you have no escape

[earlyspringtranscendence]

beautiful creature of the world

#(damascus goat) put that first one first cause it's less of a shock but really look at the second one #its so beautiful this is an insane goat #full body too theyre so strange looking they look like a weird mix between a goat and a dog #*that being said ive only seen pictures on google dot com so maybe those are just the peculiar looking ones