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samandcolbyownme · 2 months

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Summary: anon request - "Requesting for Jake (and Johnnie but it's not what you think) // Jake Johnnie and y/n go live in the car - Jake accidentally lets it slip that he was with someone - no one knew - y/n and Jake don't want anyone knowing that they're together ??? So they're scrambling to try and cover it up? Idk if that makes any sense but in my mind it does lolllll thanks"

Warnings: Fluff mainly, flirting, trying different candies, Jake and Johnnie being Jake and Johnnie, secret relationship between reader and Jake, cute, funny

Word count: little over 2k | not edited at all

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As you're getting around to go do a video with Jake and Johnnie, your phone lights up. You lean over, picking up and smiling when you see Jake's name on the screen, "Hello?"

"Are you almost ready? Johnnie's getting a little impatient." Jake laughs and you can hear Johnnie in the background yelling but Jake raises his voice to cover it, "Well be there to get you in like ten minutes."

"Okay." You laugh, "I'm about ready."

"Okay. See you soon." Jake says and you agreed, "Yeah, bye." You smile as you hang up, getting ready to set your phone down, but you get a text that makes you stop.

It's from Jake, Remember, gotta keep your hands to yourself.

You smirk, setting down your brush to hold your phone with both hands, Aw, man. That's no fun. But since we're a secret, I guess I can manage.

You set your phone down, doing your finishing touches to your makeup, before you get another text from Jake, you're my favorite secret.

.·:*¨ ✘ ¨*:·.

"Hey." You say as you get in the car, "Look at you sitting in the back already." You turn to look Johnnie in the backseat and he stares blankly at you, "I don't like it."

Jake sighs making his voice all weird, "Well suck it up buttercup." He laughs as he starts to drive away. You bite your lip, keeping your head forward as you try to keep your smile at bay.

When you're with Jake, you're always giddy, happy to see him. You're always wanting to hold his hand, lay your hand his arm, kiss him.

Anything to be touching him.

But you can't do that right now. You and Jake agreed to try and keep things on the low, just have some private time for as long as you can before word got out and everyone went crazy.

"We got some American candy and some candy from over yonder to compare them to." Jake pulls into the parking lot, leaning forward to check if he's up far enough.

"Over yonder as in.. where, Jake?" Johnnie asks and Jake puts the car in park before turning around to look at him, "Can you not just go with the flow for once? Do you have to know everything?"

Johnnie nods, "Yeah, I'm an anxious person."

"Here." Jake hands him a regular Kit Kat, "Eat this."

"Ooh. Candy!" Johnnie's voice goes high, almost like he's about to pull out the Timmy card and Jake sighs, "Please, Johnnie. Keep Timmy in your pants."

You cover your mouth, fighting back laughter as Jake turns around, looking over at you, "What's so funny?"

You look at him, smirking slightly as you shrug, "You're just a funny guy, Webber." He laughs, "Ah, ha. Ha. I know." He winks at you before starting the stream, "Hello. It's me."

"And me." Johnnie buts in and you lean over, "I'm here, too."

Jake smiles, "You guys get the three stooges today. Moe. Larry. And Curly." His eyes scan over the chat, "Today, I'm going to be making y/n and Johnnie try some candy snacks from over yonder, ya know?"

You watch as he reaches back, pulling a bag from the floor behind your seat.

"Oh!" He yells kinda loud, which makes you jump, "You can get one of these bad girls." He pinches his hoodie and pulls it out, "On the merch site."

He looks back at Johnnie and scoffs, "Stop tongue fucking your Kit Kat and show them your shirt, Jesus Christ Johnnie."

Johnnie tries not to laugh, "B-but. I thought that's what we were doing?"

You roll your eyes, laughing as he leans forward, "If you want to support us in being americas favorite ladies, click the link below."

"Yes, all proceeds will go to Johnnie smelling better than a hairsprayed chicken nugget." Jake claps his hands together, cutting Johnnie off before he can say anything, "Anyway. Let's get started."

He pulls something from the bag and looks at it, "So this is a melon flavored kit from what I'm guessing is Japan? Maybe?" He hands it to you and you look at it, "Cantaloupe I think."

You shrug, opening it up, "I mean.. it smells.. okay?" You hold the open candy up to Jake's nose and he takes a big, over-exaggerated sniff, "Mm." He groans, "Melony."

"You're so fucking weird." Johnnie shakes his head and you extend your arm back, "You wanna smell it, too?"

He leans in, "I don't smell anything."

"Hmm." You pull your arm back up, breaking off one of the bars, "Here." You hand one to Jake and he takes it, "Why thank you." He takes it and bites into it and Johnnie yells, "Thanks for waiting for us you jackass."

You laugh, looking between them and Jake puts the piece he bit off back on top of the bar, "Fine, I'll just magically reattach it."

You lean forward, "Yeah." You nod as you read the chats, "They fight like a married couple."

"We do not." Both Jake and Johnnie say at the same time and you tilt your head, "Really."

"I'm not married to Johnnie because my-" Jake stops and your eyes go slightly wide, "Because your what Jake?"

Johnnie leans up, "Yeah, Jake. Is there something I should know about?"

Jake laughs and shakes his head, biting into the candy, "Fuck you guys."

"Another woman, or man, I should know about?" Johnnie is clearly joking, but he wouldn't be if he knew about the two of you.

"Alright, no. I'm not.." Jake laughs, "I give this one a three point five."

"Way to change the subject." Johnnie says and Jake looks at him, "Can you-"

Johnnie cuts him off, "Not me. The people in the screen are saying it."

You lean forward, eyes scanning down over the chat,

User1- PLEASE they're so funny

User2 - Nahhh that sounded like Jake was about to spill a secret

User3- TELL US

User4 - JAKE WEBBER WHAT ARE YOU HIDING

User5 - he has a secret girlfriend. I'm calling it right now.

User6 - Jake would have told us, so no one jump to conclusions please

User 7 - Y'all don't know that wtffff Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake please

User8 - I just joined, what happened?

"Well, I'll catch you up, Jake and Johnnie are arguing over the fact that they say they aren't a married couple." You laugh as you look at Jake, then to Johnnie, "And you guys so are."

Jake rolls his eyes, "Annyywaaay."

"Anyway." You and Johnnie say at the same time, both mocking Jake. You give Jake a smile, letting him know you're low key flirting with him.

"What the fuck." Johnnie shakes his head, "There's no way that just happened. Fucking mocking me you.. mocker."

Jake rolls his eyes at Johnnie and smirks at you, "Anyway."

.·:*¨ ✘ ¨*:·.

A little while later, towards the end of the stream, you're trying these chocolate candies, "Ah." You catch chocolate in your hand, "Why is it melting like this?”

"I don't know, I can't read Japanese." Jake laughs, "Hang on." He reaches over, grabbing a napkin and wiping it off your pant leg, "Goddamn. We can dress you up but we can't take you out."

"Wait, I thought you only said that to me." Johnnie pouts, "You backstabbing bitch."

Jake laugh, hanging his down as he shakes it, "Johnnie, I can't take you anywhere in general."

"Fair. Fair." Johnnie nods and you try to eat the candy but it gets on your lip and down your chin, "Ope." You close your lip, pointing with your pinky so Jake can get you another napkin.

"Jesus Christ, y/n. You're messier than I am." Johnnie laughs and you roll your eyes. Jake wipes your chin and lip with his thumb and pops it into his mouth, without thinking of course.

"Did you just.. Jake. You're holding a fucking napkin." Johnnie points and Jake just stares at you, panicking on what to do.

You lick your lips, wiping your chin off with the napkin, "now that I can speak, Johnnie. At least I don't leave black hair color stains on Jake's white seats."

Johnnie purses his lips and points to you, "That.. is from my root cover up bullshit. It's not easy being a blonde who dyes their hair, ya know."

Jake leans back over into his seat and laugh, "That's why you're stupid, stupid fuck."

You and Jake gently, well you gently bully Johnnie. Jake just bullies him to try and cover up what he did to you, but the chat won't let it go.

User9 - DID HE JUST- he didn't

User10- PLEASE HE HAD A NAPKIN

User11 - if I was y/n right now I'd be dead

User12 - that was so hot WTF

User13 - PLEASS GELL MW THEURE DAYING

User14 - JAKE blink if you like y/n

User15 - Johnnie absolutely kills me he's so funny without even trying LMAO

User16 - Johnnie knows. Johnnie tell us. Please Johnnie. Please SPILL IT

"Wait." Johnnie leans forward, "What did I spill?" He looks around and Jake laughs, "You idiot, they're telling you to spill something, you know like a secret. Fuck, why are we friends?"

"Because.." Johnnie changes his voice, "You love me. I'm all you have."

"Not true." Jake mumbles as he glances over at you because raising his voice loud enough for Johnnie to hear, "Yeah, yeah. I guess. Whatever you say."

"I'll take it." Johnnie nods and leans back, "so is that all or is there any other things we need to try?"

"Yeah, you need to try shutting the fuck up for once." Jake tries not to laugh, but fails, snorting as he rests his head on the steering wheel, "Fucking hell, Johnnie."

"As I said. Married couple." You laugh as you break apart another Kit Kat and hand a piece to Jake.

Johnnie slowly leans forward, his voice is quiet, "You'll have to kill me if you want me to stop, because I'm never going to stop."

Jake waits a few seconds and quickly reaches his hands up, trying to get Johnnie's neck.

User17 - we're about to witness the murder of Johnnie Guilbert

User18 - rip Johnnie

User19 - idk how y/n puts up with them

You sigh, shrugging as you tilt your head, "I don't know either, honestly." You laugh, reaching up to break up the small cat fight between the boys, "Hey, no blood on the white interior."

"Yes mom." Jake faces forward, hands in his lap and Johnnie salutes you, "Yes ma'am."

You chew on the inside of your cheek, "Do we have anything else to try?" Jake shakes his head, "No, I don't think we do." He looks over at you, "I am hungry though."

You and Johnnie both agree and Johnnie sighs, "Stop. Fucking. Copying me."

"Stop fucking copying me." You mock him with a laugh and Johnnie hangs his head down, "You're lucky you're not Jake saying that because if it was Jake I-"

"What." Jake spins around, "What will you do, you big bad. Emo goth guy?" He tries not to laugh again and Johnnie just reaches up slowly, tapping him on the cheek, "That. Thats what I'd do."

"You hit like a bitch bro, remind me to never have you on my side in a fight." Jake turns around laughing and Johnnie just sighs, "I can't stand you."

"You love me." Jake smiles at him and Johnnie tries not to laugh, "Fuck off."

"You know.. I'd- nevermind." Jake laughs, shaking his head, "Nevermind. Okay. So that's it for today. See you in the next one, bye."

Johnnie waves, along with you and Jake ends the stream.

It's quiet for a few minutes as everyone gets situated for the drive to get food and Johnnie breaks the silence, "so are you guys like fucking? Or what?"

You and Jake glance at each other, neither one of you willing to answer and Johnnie huffs, “Mm. Just as I suspected.”

.·:*¨ ✘ ¨*:·.

This was literally written on a whim. I had this sitting in my drafts for a little while and I finally just sat down and kept writing until I felt like it was good enough to stop.

I hope you enjoyed, let me know what you think.

Love you all! 🖤

Likes and reblogs are majorly appreciated!

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firedragon1321 · 6 months

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Lousy Three Nicknaming Contest Over!

A while back, I posted for suggestions for nicknames for Okidogi, Munkidori, and Fezandipiti. I finally got around to catching them, so it's time to crown the winners!

First up- Munkidori.

He is now Mojo Jojo! I'm afraid I can't find the person who posted this name, but they came in early and hit hard. I grew up on the Powerpuff Girls, so this was pretty much over the second they hit enter.

Runners Up for Munkidori

@pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong- enn eff tee

@ezdrools- Paul (I assume it's a reference to the DNA Productions logo)

@gamegem92- Ape Escape (I know they changed it but I love Ape Escape)

@thephantomwolfi3- Bored Ape

Next up- Okidogi

@thephantomwolfi3 came up with Cheems. While not a huge fan of the meme, that ironically only made the name more attractive to me.

Runners-Up for Okidogi

@bellatheinkdemon- Princess

@gamegem92- Husky Tantrum

Finally- Fezandipiti

This was a hard contest. Ultimately, I took Malewife from a group because it amused me. @eggchjf also submitted the rest of the holy trinity- Mansplain and Manipulate.

Runners Up for Fezandipiti

@pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong- makeup youtuber (would have won if I could fit it neatly into the twelve character limit)

Now, here's some honorable mentions for group names

@starwarrior65- Okidogi=Moe, Munkidori=Curly, Fezandipiti=Larry and all together called the Loyal Stooges.

(Other people went this route too, but I'm highlighting this one for the addition of the new group name)

@starchbean- I named them Dunkdon, Grifthound, and Dipstick :P

@lucked-out-mouse- Caffeine, Steroids, Botox

@mynarco- i saw someone on twitter name them gaslight (munkidori) gatekeep (okidogi) girlboss (fezandipiti) if that helps at all

@gurren-logout- Ed, Edd, and Eddy

@56th-tin-knee- Monkretin (monkey + cretin), Thugrizzly (thug + grizzly), and Charlatrane (charlatan + crane)

(I loved these three so much. They sound like real Pokemon names!)

@lupinevolt- Doggonit, Baboonzled, Unpheasant

Thanks to everyone who participated!

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #fezandipiti #monkidori #okidogi #loyal three #lousy three #i am so glad lousy three is a tag #nicknames

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spacecadet-ticklesinspace · 1 year

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Hiiiiii I love your blog <33

I'm very soft for Otto and peter 1 at the moment so maybe them with "where are you going in such a hurry? :)"

(😶 I haven't written these two together yet??!! Thank you Anon! ❤️ I hope you enjoy this :) PS: the nickname Papa was what we called my grandfather and I thought it would be fitting for Otto ❤️)

"Where are you going in such a hurry? :)"

Peter 1 scooted back across the floor, a grin beaming on his face. "Noho whehere."

"Really?" Otto took another step forward. "Cause it almost seems like you're trying to get away from me."

The youngest Spiderman giggled into his knees.

A smile tugged at corners of Otto's mouth. "And now you're trying to hide from me? What have I done to deserve such treatment?"

"Uhum . . ."

Do you want us to get him father.

No Moe, I'll take it from here.

A squeal left One's mouth as Otto scooped him up. "Now you can't hide that face from me young man."

In response, Peter 1 buried his face in Otto's shoulder.

"Sneak." Otto cooed as he wiggled a finger into One's neck.

"Eeep!"

The older scientist smiled at One's now revealed face. "I found you."

Suddenly, One smirked before he reburied his face into Otto's shoulder.

"Uh-oh, Three warned me about this game." The older scientist scooted closer to the couch. "I hope I don't have to find you again."

The younger Spiderman kept himself firmly hidden in Otto's shoulder. Otto was almost tempted to let him stay there because he was too adorable to move. However, Otto was in a tickle monster mood, and he really wanted to hear the youngest giggle.

"You have one more chance young man, or I'm going to find you."

One snuggled in more. "Noho!"

"Well, I gave you your chance." The older scientist leaned forward. "Now here comes the tickle monster."

The next instant, Otto tipped One back and began to nuzzle into his neck.

"EEEEHEHE!"

"Ah-ha! I found you."

"Yohou cheheated!"

"No, I played fair and square." The youngest squeaked as he was gently dropped on to the couch. "But I had to come and find you."

"Wahait!"

"No can do little one. The tickle monster warned you." Otto settled himself next to Peter 1 and leaned in close. "Now he gets to tickle you."

Otto nuzzled into the other side One's neck.

"EEE! OHOTTOHO!"

"Aww, it's like a little squeal switch. Fascinating."

One snorted.

Otto couldn't hide the grin on his face. His heart softened at the sight of the youngest. He looked exactly like a mini version of his brother. "How are you three all so cute huh? I just can't understand it."

Peter 1 playfully pushed at Otto. "Nahat cuhute."

A chuckle escaped the older scientist. Otto gently grabbed Peter 1's wrists and pinned them to his chest. "But you are. You all are absolutely precious to me."

At this point, One was a blushy giggly mess under Otto. He looked so much younger in his giggly state with his curls sprawled all over the place, his nose all scrunched up, and the biggest grin Otto had ever seen on his face.

"Well look at you." Otto lifted his hand to brush a finger across One's cheek. "In all my years of scientific discovery, you three have been my favorite."

An actuator whined.

"Oh don't be jealous Larry! I love you four just as much."

The youngest Spiderman giggled adorably at Otto's conversation.

Otto was grinning as well. "But for now, I'm going to tickle this little one some more."

"Ohokay!"

The older scientist chuckled. "Aww, someone's eager."

One nodded. Otto couldn't stop his heart from melting at the sight. He leaned forward and peppered some kisses into Peter 1's face, causing him to squeak and giggle even more.

Otto beamed at him. "You are too precious Peter Parker."

The older scientist then went back to nuzzling the youngest neck. Peter 1 squealed again and wiggled in Otto's hold.

A light bulb clicked on in Otto's mind. "You know what I've never tried with you three? Two's speciality."

One's eyes popped open. "Oho noho!

The next instant, Otto bent down to the youngest's stomach and blew a raspberry into Peter 1's stomach. It wasn't the best, but it was effective enough to make a squeal erupt from One's mouth.

Don't eat him father!

I'm not eating him Moe. It's called a raspberry.

A raspberry?

Yes, I'm just not the best at them.

"Sorry my raspberries aren't the best." Otto apologized.

"Theheyre nohot bahad." One soothed. "Ihits lehess kihissy lihips ahand haharder blohows."

"Really?"

"Yeheah . . . W-wohould yohou lihike toho prahactice?"

Otto's eye brows shot up. "I don't want to make you uncomfortable."

Peter 1 shook his head. "Yohou wohont. Rahaspbeherries ahare fuhun!"

"Well . . . It would be fun to try."

One lifted his shirt up more. "Ihi truhust yohou Ohotto."

The older scientist softened. He really did have the most precious boys. Otto leaned forward and tried the techniques One suggested to make the raspberry more tickly. Another squeal came out before a snort slipped out.

"Hohow was that?"

"Behetter! Ihit juhust tahakes prahactice."

Otto chuckled. "Wehell, I have the sweetest little test subject to help me."

Now, One was a blushy mess. "Hahappy toho doho ihit. . . Hehey, tryhy shahaking yohour hehead."

Confusedly, Otto shook his head at the youngest.

This made One laugh. "Noho! Whehen yohou blohow aha rahaspbeherry."

The older scientist grinned. "Ahh, I see."

Repeating the same process as before, Otto blew another raspberry into One's tummy while shaking his head. One squealed even louder than before.

The older scientist lifted his head. "Better?"

Peter 1 nodded. "Again?"

Otto lifted his eyebrows in surprise. "You want more?"

One nodded and settled into a more comfortable position.

"Are you sure?"

"Again! Again!"

"Uh-uh-uh, what do we say when we want something."

The youngest blushed. "Please?"

Otto smiled. "Thank you for using your manners. I'd be happy too."

Peter 1 let Otto practice his raspberries for a while. When he'd had his fill, he tapped the back of Otto's head to get him to stop.

The older scientist lifted his head. "Has your tummy had enough?"

The youngest Spiderman nodded before making grabby hands at Otto.

"Aww," Otto cooed and scooped the youngest into his lap. "Come here little one."

Once settled in place, One curled into Otto's hold. "I love you Papa."

Otto felt One tense against his chest.

He soothed the young teen in his arms. "I love you too little one."

The youngest Spiderman grinned before snuggling back into place.

And Otto loved every moment of it.

#lee peter 1 #ler Octodad #ticklefic

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bon-bons-kindiner · 5 months

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hello!! may i please have some names + pronouns for a funtime foxy kin with themes of games, trickery, and clumsiness? thank you!

also an additional note, my timeline is closer to the way that these guys portray sister location so yeah ^•^

https://youtu.be/jVkS-mSMaUg?si=IHaQX3_fD3Z2p_g9

~ 🎯🏳️ (mind if i claim this anon tag?)

Hello, Hello 🎯🏳️! Please let me know if you want anything changed and have a faz-tastic day!

Names:

Game themed:

Zelda (classic, from the Legend Of Zelda series)

Atari (why not name yourself after a classic gaming console!)

Joy (like joystick!)

Sora (from the Kingdom Hearts series)

Samus (from the Metroid series)

Majora (from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask)

Trickery themed:

Loki (god of trickery)

Foxen (foxes are know for being cunning tricksters!)

Ruse

Trixie (like trick)

Wiley

Cheshire

Clumsiness themed:

Curly/Larry/Moe (the three stooges’ names)

Goofy

Jerry (after comedian Jerry Lewis)

Grace (if you want to be funny)

Neos:

exe/exeself

code/codeself

game/gameself

trick/trickself

trickster/tricksterself

clumsy/clumsyself

klutz/klutzself

#order up!#fnaf kin #five nights at freddy’s kin #names & neos #Funtime foxy kin #fnaf Funtime foxy kin #🎯🏳️ anon

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sitdownlapdog · 1 year

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Bloody Mary (Octogoblin) fanfiction -1-

Money

Au Where Otto and Norman still do what they do best… They have the ‘problems’ still but they haven’t met. Honestly just to get James to shut up and stop texting me about this song, and I have my own ideas as well, you dumb little slimy son of a-. Kinda love at first sight? Well not first sight really, more like love for two people who’ve never fully met before… But they know each other exists. Fluffy and hella descriptive. Nothing could be more described like the love I have for this ship. Pre-Smut… maybe I’ll write the smut in a different part…

Love is just a history that they may prove

Otto looked at the handsome man infront of him with so much love it would make anyone turn and say are they in love? But that was not the case…

And when you're gone

Otto loved Norman so damned much, a simple look at the Green Goblin’s holder and he was on edge.

I'll tell them my religion's you

How he wanted to tell him how much he loved the man, how he loved every flaw, every perfect thing about him.

When Punktious comes to kill the king upon his throne

How he wanted to kiss that smiling face, “I’m kinda a doctor myself.” Wow, so handsome.

I'm ready for their stones

This dance was gonna be when he was gonna tell Norman Osborn how much he loved him. Yes, today this stupid dance was gonna be either his downfall or his uprising.

I'll dance dance dance,

Otto looked at Norman who was talking to some woman, but that didn’t matter, no it didn’t matter.

With my hands hands hands,

Why did he want to kiss this man? What made Otto so intranced with Norman damned Osborn? Where was the painful love coming from, was it true? Yes…

Above my head head head,

But he loved Norman, he would kill for him, this damned dance was making him so hot, he wanted to take off his shirt.

Like Jesus said

Norman looked at Otto and saw the tugging, Harry, Flo, Moe, and Larry where just having fun twirling about.

I'm gonna dance, dance, dance

Norman walked over to Otto, “Otto Octavius…” Otto flushed “Yes sir that’s me” He looked at Norman and swallowed, the man was so handsome.

With my hands, hands, hands above my head

“Y-your Norman Osborn” Otto flushes “It’s an honor to finally see you in person”

Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because...

“You as well,” Norman inspects the metal arms “Beautiful” he grunts under his breath.

I won't cry for you

The metal arms inspect Norman and then go back to twirling about and keeping people 50 ft away from Otto.

I won't crucify the things you do

“You know, I’ve had my eyes on you since I first heard about this transition”

I won't cry for you

That sounded amazing to Otto, Norman Osborn, watching over him…

See (see), when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary

“You have been?”

Love

His heart was going a hundred beats a second. “You-”

We are not just art for Michelangelo to carve

“Sir that’s a- a honor…”

He can't rewrite the aggro of my furied heart

“It is?” Norman Osborn looked at the burning face under him. “Is it?” He leans in with an evil smirk.

I'll wait on mountain tops in Paris, cold

What was going on now? Why was he so close? Maybe Otto was in the way of the drinks?

J'veux pas mourir toute seule

He couldn’t move, “Am I in the way?” he asked softly.

I'll dance, dance, dance

“Hmm, oh no, your not in my way,” The man said “Taking a closer look at you,”

With my hands, hands, hands

Otto knew he would lose it, if he kept hearing things like this from the man infront of him.

Above my head, head, head

“Your quite handsome…” Otto flushed a slightly darker color, the blood rushing into his face hotter then ever. “Thank you.”

Like Jesus said

Otto’s hands were sweaty, he wiped them on his pants. Norman raised an eyebrow at the shirt “This is the first time I’ve onlooked you with a shirt” Otto couldn’t believe it, he swallowed. “Well I assumed no one would be really wanting to see my chest.”

I'm gonna dance, dance, dance

“You assumed wrong…” Norman with a surprising amount of strength ripped it off. “That’s better” Otto was left a blushing mess.

With my hands, hands, hands above my head

Noone seemed to notice Otto and Norman, as if they were all in a trance… He realized, they were. No one moved from the spot they were in unless they were dancing.

Hands together, forgive him before he's dead, because…

“You see it now, no one can really care for you unless I break them out of the trance” Otto became flushed “Surely I’m not that handsome that you’d want to mind-blank everyone…” Norman grabbed Otto’s chin, “Do you say that to yourself often?”

I won't cry for you

Otto gulped, “Yes sir,” Norman raised an eyebrow but then shook his head “Your quite the spectacle,” Norman said softly. Otto became extremely red, it wasn’t fair that the man had could say words like that and Otto would just crumble.

I won't crucify the things you do

He swallowed, it was time, “Mr. Osborn?” Norman looked at Otto “Norman,” He said swiftly.

I won't cry for you

“Norman,” Otto repeated “I-” Norman chuckled “I know” He leaned in “Your pining is clear as water.” Norman placed his lips on Otto’s and the man gasped.

See (see), when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary

Otto gasped in pure surprise. HE KNEW? FOR HOW LONG? NORMAN OSBORN WAS KISSING HIM! The metal arms had stopped twirling about to ‘watch’ what was going on, more like take in Otto’s loud thoughts and comment on them.

Love

Otto grabbed Norman’s hair and brought him closer. Norman pulled away with a smile, “Your are quite the spectacle dear, I’d love to do that again.” Norman said.

Gaga, Gaga

“Then do it again,” Otto barked, eyes widened with surprise and confusion. Norman did it again kissing Otto’s tender lips.

Gaga, Gaga (_)

Otto brought out a loud gasp of surprise, “N-Norman, sir” Norman raised his eyebrow again “Hmm?” He stood straight. “How long have you known?”

Dum dum, da-di-da

“A long time, the first month after you started working here,” Norman said with a smirk, “You were as adorable then as you are now.”

Dum dum, da-di-da-dadda-da-di-da

Otto flushed an even darker red. “Really sir?” Norman grumbles “Norman…” He repeats leaning into Otto’s face once more,Otto moves closer and they kiss.

I won't cry for you

Otto smiles at Norman mid-kiss. “Holy-” Norman covers his mouth. “Darling,” he kisses Otto again.

I won't crucify the things you do, do, do

It wasn’t fair for Otto, then again it was almost never fair for him.

I won't cry for you

Norman brought him close and started kissing Otto’s neck.

See (see), when you're gone, I'll still be Bloody Mary

Otto whines and holds onto Norman’s head while the man licks and nips and bites at his neck.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Otto held tight to Norman as the man with the Green Goblin’s super strength picked him up.

Líberate, mi amor

Norman growls in Otto’s ear, “Your so pretty” Otto whines in response, he just wants Norman to give him what he wants. He’ll beg if he has to, but what he wants will happen, he just knows it.

@james-the-delivery-gay, @dr-ottooctavius, @whoeverelse

#doc ock #otto octavius #norman osborn x otto octavius #otto octavius x reader #octogoblin #fanfic #marvel fanfiction #1 #the reader is me

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cocoabubbelle · 9 months

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Watching “The New Scooby-Doo Movies” (1972-1973) + Thoughts

This series comes after Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

I think the basic premise is that the Scooby Gang gets into a mixture of mysteries and shenanigans with various famous characters (both real and fictional)

Will I finally hear the long sought after “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for your meddling kids!” line?

Only one way to find out.

Spoilers under the cut!

PS. Thank you to all who have messaged me with different sources in order to watch this series!! 🥰

Also:

Seeing these messages right after I read a webtoon about a serial killer using social media to hunt his victims down (The Killing Vote. Highly recommend!) may or may not have accidentally scared the living daylights out of me before seeing you guys were just sending me potential Scooby Doo show links. 🤣

Episode 1: Ghastly Ghost Town; Guest Starring: The Three Stooges!

Fun Fact: when I was younger, I watched a collection of videos staring The Three Stooges, some of them starring Shemp instead of the more famous Curly! I thought they were both funny, but I feel bad Shemp had little to no recognition nowadays…

Is it possible to both forget the existence of and be nostalgic for an opening credits sequence? Somehow that is my current feeling.

King Kong, is that you?

Don’t recall Shaggy being the one announcing the guests with the title cards.

Man I missed looking at the background scenery. Flashing Lightning effects are great! Moving clouds are smooth! Analogous purple colors are gorgeo-! Oh wait, I’m supposed to pay attention to the Ghost Town sign, aren’t I?

Man this is hard to understand without captions. (Yes, even in my own language. Leave me alone.)

“Boy, are we ever lost!” “I think we took the wrong turn…er, about 10 miles back.” Well, that would have been helpful to know about 10 miles ago. Also, Frelma just because 😆

Is it me or is the art style slightly different? Shaggy’s face looks less like a cylindrical oval bean and more like a rounded inverted triangle.

“Hey look! I just saw a mirage!!” “At night???” Is Freddy’s voice actor different? He has a higher pitch than before.

Where did all of these animals come from?

Sign says: “Monster Ahead: 1000 yds.” Me: *turns around and walks the opposite direction.*

Random Giant Mechanical bat flies out of no where so that I am force-fed damsel-in-distress Daphne and Fraphne food.

Animation goof: Fred has the WEIRDEST expression drawn on his face while Daphne continues to hold onto him. (The latter part not a goof.)

T-Rex that is most likely an automatron is giving me war flashbacks to that time-travel dinosaur ride in Disney World’s Animal Kingdom. Though I will say I was the only kid around my age that didn’t duck into the safety of the seats when it roared into our faces 😁

Animators/Writers, I get it. You want us to ship Fraphne and have Daphne hide behind a strong manly man. But since you also put Shaggy there, I will elect to interpret this as Shaphne hiding behing the manly man that is Fred, so…😝 🩷

Scooby is part ground/prairie dog/mole confirmed??

Before the mysterious silhouette reveals our trio of comedians, I have to ask: are they the Hanna Barbera versions where they are all androids/cyborgs or something?

The Scooby Gang just watch and laugh at the Stooges flail around and try to stop the orangutan from escaping. Real helpful, I know. Also, Shag and Daph standing next to each other, so Shaphne (Am I weird for scrounging for my ship’s crumbs as opposed to the supposedly canon ship’s full course meal? Yes, yes I am.)

“HEY! AREN’T YOU LARRY, MOE, AND CURLY JOE?” Freddy, I know they’re short but you don’t have to yell out your question when they’re right next to you.

“Look, we need help!” Moe: “A psychiatrist could tell you that.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Animation Goof: Moe’s chin moving past his jawline. Also, Shaggy looking bigger than both him and Fred, but that could be because the animators are trying to play with perspective.

Ooh, an amusement park!

So the giant bat thing does not belong to the stooges. Early Batman cameo?

Animation Goof: Curly’s mouth doesn’t move as he speaks.

Tyronne the Tyrannosaurus Rex

Suspicious person peaking at them all through the saloon window is sus.

Frelma moment of the two of them grinning at each other and deciding for the rest of the gang there is a mystery to solve. A couple that plots together, stays together. 🩷

Rhino the giant mean looking employee of the stooges. Friend or Foe? To be determined later.

I cannot believe the Scooby Gang is cheerfully and loudly suggesting to the stooges that they FIRE Rhino WHILE HE’S RIGHT THERE.

Rhino communicated in grunts and snarls. Because of course he does.

The giant T-Rex animatronic —aka Tyronne—looks significantly different from its first appearance in this episode.

Shaphne hiding behind Fred again.

Sheriff(?) comes to arrest or escort the Gang away from the premises, but the teens conveniently ignore him to follow Scooby into the T-Rex.

Tyronne’s insides are much bigger than his outsides. Is this an animatronic or a spaceship???

The sheriff is not actually a sheriff, but the Stooges’ manager who goes by Amos Crutch. I should not suspect him to be the bad guy, but his name isn’t helping me assume otherwise.

Dingbat the little bat is adorable.

Curly says Dingbat goes into a frantic frenzy whenever Crutch is nearby. If that isn’t a head’s up for Crutch’s true nature, I don’t know what is.

Velma the first character to suddenly disappear from the gang instead of Daphne?

ANIMATION GOOF: Fred instructs everyone to go find Velma AS SHE IS WALKING BETWEEN HIM AND DAPHNE. Animators, what are you doing?????

Velma’s and my instincts about Crutch are proven right. Hello Trapdoor, my old friend~

Instead of splitting up in a way that includes the Stooge’s antics with the gang’s shenanigans, the animators and writers split them apart the conventional way : Stooges, Fred + Daphne, and Scoob + Shaggy.

Shaggy and Scoob attempt a coin toss to decide whether or not they try searching a creepy saloon: tails they go in, heads they stay out. It’s also a two-headed quarter.

Quarter decides for them via the combined laws of plot development and shenanigary and bounces/rolls into the saloon anyway.

Liking the effects for the cob/spiderwebs.

Coin falls into piano jukebox to play a song right when Shaggy and Scooby catch up to it.

Animators clearly having a ball with the keyboard. Also compliments to sound effects/music department.

Moe dragging Larry dragging Curly to the Cowboy museum.

Native American figurine placed outside of the entrance might actually be Crutch in disguise, or someone else we haven’t met yet, which brings up several questions.

Of course it’s a wax museum.

Animation Goof: Animators/Artists forgot to complete the cowboy hat for the Jessie James wax figure.

‘Wyatt Earp’ makes a move to attack Stooges.

When and where did Freddy get that flask of water?

Walking cactus from Disney’s Los Tres Cabelleros?

Passing-a-container-of-food-or-beverage-to-your-companion-only-for-it-to-be-secretly-intercepted-by-a-super-obvious-random-character-who-consumes-it-all-without-anyone-noticing-and-creating-a-misunderstanding-between-you-and-your-companion gag

Scooby sneezed so hard, he found a conveniently placed secret door to help move the story along.

I assume the orangutan escaped from his cage again.

Falling-into-a-large-container-or-pile-of-flour-and-get-mistaken-for-a-ghost gag

“What’s the matter? Haven’t you seen a FLOUR child before?”

Animation and Art style are not very consistent nor strong compared to the first series, but I will try not to be picky no promises if it gets too wonky for my taste.

Orangutan woke up and chose to be a troll today.

Shaggy tells Scooby not to be afraid of the massive and weird parade float-sized jack-in-the-box. I need a list of what Shaggy deems scary vs not scary.

“Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” Fun fact: Orangutans are technically great apes.

“This desert reminds me of a woman.” “Why’s that?” “It goes on and on and on…” 😑 (Fraphne if you like beligerent teasing/flirting(?))

Counting-on-footprints-to-get-back-where-you-started-only-OOPS-someone-erased-them gag.

Daphne has the sense to suspect that the random swimming pool that appeared out of nowhere is a mirage or hologram. Fred? Not so much.

Fraphne handholding. Also, Daphne’s common sense doesn’t extend to distrusting random man-sizes cactuses that appeared out of thin air.

Cactus man attempts manhandling but is caught.

“COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN YOU VEGETABLE!” Fun fact: Cacti are apparently both a vegetable and a fruit (according to this site: https://wraxly.com/is-cactus-a-vegetable/#:~:text=However%2C%20a%20question%20often%20pops,plant%20in%20the%20world%2C%20Cactaceae. )

Finally we see Velma. She fell into the mines.

Three stooges nearby, as apparently are Fred + Daphne and Scoob + Shaggy. Since when did the latter four reunite?

Suspicious Indian Chief Figure drawn differently than earlier.

Stooges flee into the mine, and I am confused if the random black scenes are intentional or if the source I’m using to watch the episodes had a faulty upload.

Shaphne standing together as the Gang sans Velma try to figure out the source of the noise.

Crutch and Rhino supposedly in saloon bc ShaFrephne and Scooby see their silhouettes through the window. Color me suspicious.

What was the point of reuniting the four of them only to have Fred + Daphne fall through a trapdoor mere moments later?

Are the antagonists just the townspeople who want the Stooges and their contraptions gone???

“Scoob, have you flipped your fur wig?!”

Fred and Daphne reunited with/found Velma by landing on top of her back. Velma is the strongest confirmed again?

Shaggy’s response to finding out that the Gunslinger from Wax Museum is actually a robot? “The fastest short circuit in the West.”

Animation Goof: Moe’s voice commands one of the other stooges to put the brakes on the mining cart they are stuck in, Larry’s voice agrees, and Curly’s voice comes out of MOE as HE puts the brakes on.

Three Stooges reunite with Fred+Daph+Velma

Glowy special effects are glowy.

The power of Velma’s sneeze makes a rockslide in the mines.

“We’ll be [stuck in] here forever!” Moe: There’s no such thing as forever.” “There isn’t?” “No, just eternity. 🤪”

Frelma moment of Velma hugging Freddy from behind! (At least that’s what it looks like from her hand placement on his waist.)

The paint stokes on the background look really messy in some places.

Shaggy forgot to tone down his strength and accidentally launches the trapped Scooby from a well all the way to the mechanical T-Rex.

Okay why are Fraphlma being so weird and bobbing up and down while the Stooges do all of the hard work of digging a way out of the mine tunnel?

“Oh Shag!…Can you hear me?…” “🤨? I must be dreaming. That sounds like Fred.” “Shag?…Scooby Doo?…Can you hear me?…” “😳!THAT’S DAPHNE’S VOICE!! COME ON!!!” Look, how am I not supposed to take this moment as Shaphne when Shaggy hears Fred’s voice calling out to him from who knows where and assumes he’s only imagining it, only to come RUNNING when he recognizes Daphne’s voice calling?!

Animation or Editing Goof: The area around Fred’s mouth sure is glitchy.

I guess it’s possible for three grown short guys + three taller teenagers to stack three mining carts on top of each other and not fall as they stand in the top one. I still call shenanigans.

“Don’t move!” As he and Scooby try to find a way to help them out of the cave in. Moe: “ ‘Don’t move?’ Where does he think we’re going???”

Animation Goof: Shaggy accidentally reminds me he can do ventriloquism because he’s talking without opening his mouth for no reason.

Shaggy does the smart thing and attempts to go to the seemingly valid authority adult figures in town for help. Unfortunately, my suspicions are confirmed that the Crutch and Rhino figures we saw earlier in the Saloon are dummies (and I mean that in a non-insulting way; the figures are literally dummies.)

Animation Goof: Scoob’s finger flick powerful enough to knock one of the dummies over despite not touching it.

Unnecessary filler slapstick despite the stakes.

Animation Goof: Sudden shift in background implies Scoob and Shaggy are now outside despite no movement, no transition, and holding the same conversation without a break.

More unnecessary shenanigans. “Cut that out! You’re supposed to be thinking of a way to rescue Velma!” Weird editing that accidentally eliminated the rest of the party in need, or Shelma moment?

After filler moments of Shaggy pressuring Scooby to come up with a rescue plan, Scooby’s suggestion via charades to use Tyrone the T-Rex to dig the others out is the one Shaggy claims. #friendshipgoals everybody.

At least he gives Scooby the credit.

MOAR filler shenanigans, everybody. Tbf, neither of them know how to properly man a mechanical T-Rex. At least we see a figure-skating T-Rex.

Because the Stooges are the Stooges, only they get the honor of being plucked out of the dug whole by the T-Rex like a mother cat or dog picking up her litter.

We see non mannequin/robot versions of the Native American Chief and the Gunslinger. They look like they’re crooks. Was any hint of thieving foreshadowed earlier? I don’t think so.

Also, “Those darn kids…” instead of “You meddling kids!” 😑

Daphne holding onto Fred’s arm again in case we forgot we’re supposed to ship Fraphne or that she’s the damsel in distress.

Giant bat. Because oh yeah. That was a thing earlier from the beginning of this episode.

Artists and/or Writers of this episode. We already know you want us to see Fraphne and that the conventionally pretty girl is supposed to be clinging to the conventionally handsome guy of the group in fright/apprehension whenever ANYTHING happens.

Unfortunately for everyone, I watched these episodes from the very beginning, and seeing how Daphne was initially more plucky + her maybe accidental chemistry with Shaggy and Velma’s accidental chemistry with Fred made me biased 🤡

Broken T-Rex.

Grammar Error: Why does my keyboard think I’m typing T-Rez whenever I try typing T-Rex?

Animation Goof: T-Rex suddenly a lot smaller next to the stooges.

Indian Chief figure that was drawn differently at one point is explained via projector conveniently found by Stooges.

T-Rex is working again.

Is the guy dressed up like the Chief seriously named Geronimo?

Shaggy and Scooby drop an avalanche of rocks onto the Batmobile the antagonists’s getaway Bat car, so the bad guys are stopped via almost manslaughter. Yay?

Also, they drop them from who knows how many stories high. This makes them crash through the ceiling of the jail. Wowzers.

“It’s Crutch and Rhino!” He says as he watches the above unfold from a distance.

Also, the Gunslinger’s angular face is now changed to Crutch’s doughy one (and yes, the real gunslinger looked like the robot one up until the “unmasking”), and Native American’s skin is now as pale as Rhino’s.

The bad guys’ motivation was that somehow there was now uranium in this town. If Uranium was a mentioned plot point in this episode, it completely flew over my head.

Dingbat is now a girl all of a sudden?

Also she apparently detected the Uranium dust on Crutch and that’s why she acted weird, including when Curly was suddenly glowing.

I still prefer my original theory that the antagonists were the townspeople who didn’t like the Stooges contraptions and attempts to make an amusement park/zoo as opposed to the actual antagonists and their motivations, but the Stooges’ completed park/zoo does look fun and cute!

Look, the real sheriff!

Shaggy and Scooby are rewarded with Uranium and a superhero sandwich, which they actually share this time (the sandwich, not the uranium!)

Day 26 of no “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you medding kids!”

#shenanigans #scooby doo #scooby doo where are you #scooby dooby doo #the new scooby doo movies #the three stooges #shaggy norville rodgers #norville shaggy rogers #daphne blake #velma dinkley #fred jones #fraphne #shaphne #frelma #shelma

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feral-witch-hat · 2 years

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Octogoblin Gremlin AU Pt. 3!

Thank you to everyone who left notes in the previous post! And thanks to all who suggested and asked to make content for this AU and Turning Green! Any art or content of this AU is highly welcome and appreciated! The only thing I ask is to credit me.

But besides that, let’s get into Pt.3! Pt. 4 will be the next and may or may not be the last of the octogobling gremlin head canons for now!

- Otto has been searching for Norman for the past half hour now.

- He tried to text him, but to his dismay the pile of clothes on the ground next to him rang, revealing that Norman had also left his phone behind.

- Otto is now leaning against a desk in the lair, having searched the place and only finding beakers and other chemistry supplies.

- Meanwhile, the gremlin is panicking as his husband is leaning against the desk he’s under.

- Back to Otto, his actuators are hovering around him, waiting for a command on what to do next or how to help their father in any way they can.

- He appreciates the concern, but there’s nothing they can do right now, he dismisses them as he mulls over if he should call Peter or not.

- The actuators all lower, saddened they couldn’t help their master.

- And then one of them shrieks.

- Otto jumps at the loud noise and whips around in time to see one of his lower actuators, Larry, hissing and snapping at something under the desk he was leaning against.

- The small gremlin is now against the wall as the startled actuator keeps its optic trained on him and hisses if he tries to move.

- Otto is confused as to what could be under the desk that has Larry on edge, and so he tells Larry to back off (which the actuator does reluctantly) leans down, looks under, and...

- There’s a loud shriek again as a green blur darts past him.

- Otto jumps back and yelps. The actuators respond to his sudden fear and reach out to try and grab the creature. But due to it’s small size and speed that is proving to be quite difficult.

- Otto is barley moving as he watches, trying to determine what the hell that thing is exactly.

- Desk and tables get overturned in the conflict as the small creature tries to duck under them to escape.

- Otto has snapped out of his surprise rather quickly and is now trying to catch the small creature himself.

- The gremlin is in a complete panic as he avoids the now giant actuators chasing and snapping at him. He runs and jumps as fast and agile as he can, and soon sees a path towards the door. The gremlin books it, and then...

- He yelps as something grabs his ear rather harshly.

- Otto mentally thanks Moe for catching the creatures as he walks up to examine it.

- Its... green, and small. It’s ears are almost as large as it’s head and has tiny claws on it’s fingers and toes and reptilian yellow eyes. In fact it’s whole body seemed to be covered in small, light green scales. A sharp nose and fangs and teeth are what Otto see next as the thrashing creature tries desperately to get it’s ear free. Wincing and making a high pitch whining noise as it tries clawing and kicking at Moe.

- Otto is trying to figure out what he’s looking at and yet...

- It oddly reminds him of the Green Goblin.

- The gremlin has stopped struggling, and is sitting still while looking up at Otto, fear and guilt running through him.

- Otto looks hard into those yellow eyes, and they look back fear stricken.

- Otto deduces that there has to be some connection between Norman’s disappearance and this small creature appearing.

- He notices how uncomfortable the creature looks, and though it has stopped thrashing it’s keeping a grip on the actuator claw where it’s ear is being held.

- Though Otto has no idea what the creature is per say, he leans down and holds it, causing it to flinch, and tells Moe to let go of it’s ear.

- When Moe releases him, the gremlin lets out a sigh of relief, and then stiffens up when Otto picks him up.

- The creature is light, and probably doesn’t weigh more than 10 - 15 pounds. Otto holds it against his chest so it can’t run. He goes back to the clothes and examines them more thoroughly.

- The creature is holding still, but is trembling slightly.

- Otto goes though the shirt and hoodie, still trying to determine what correlation the creature and Norman had.

- Did he make it in the lair? Maybe it was some hidden project that he didn’t tell Otto abo-

- Otto’s hand hit’s something, where the hood pocket is.

- Otto feels the creature tremble more.

- He feels around the pocket and sticks his hand inside. he feels the hard object and pulls it out.

- It’s a vial, empty and with a white label on it.

- He reads the label, and his eyes widen, and the gremlins hands grip Otto’s coat tightly as Otto’s arm around the creature suddenly tightens a bit, the gremlin knowing that Otto put the pieces together from the hastily written words on the vial.

- Goblin Serum 2.0

#Green Goblin #Norman Osborn #otto octavius #doc ock #Gremlin au #spiderman #octogoblin #otto x norman

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movieexpert1978 · 2 years

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Something where Otto is helping his transmasc lover calm down after a nightmare? Soft fluffy stuff.

ok, sorry this took so long getting out. I hope you enjoy it. I made sure to have plenty of fluff. TW mentions of bad political polices towards Trans.

I support Trans all the way!!!

tagging: @illiana-mystery @randomfandomtrash288 @doctoraceus @tsukiakarinobara @curbitkirby thanks for the support!!!

Always Here

Otto could see the tension in his partner’s body. Otto did his best to make sure he or one of the arms kept an eye on him. He was trying to do some last minute touch ups on his equipment when he saw that his partner was watching the news. Lately nothing good seemed to come out of it. He turned around and Flo was quick to grab the remote and switch to a different channel.

“Hey I was watching that!” His partner protested.

“Honey, you know the news stresses you out,” Otto said as he came over to him.

“I just wanted to check the weather,” he said weakly.

“Sorry, but it’s still going to be rainy and stormy tonight. Why don’t I make you some tea?” Otto suggested as he kissed his cheek.

“Just a minute,” he mumbled as he clung to Otto. Otto held him gently and stayed quiet. Ever so slowly he relaxed in Otto’s arms. Otto just waited patiently until he moved away. “Thank you,” he smiled.

“You’re welcome,” Otto gave him a tender kiss. The rest of the night was peaceful. They had their tea and watched a few game shows before bed. The rain was starting to come down hard as they settled down. Otto stayed close as they went to sleep. Not too long after the thunder and lightning started. The arms twitched every now and then when the walls vibrated slightly. His partner started to mumble in his sleep. He started to twitch and shake. Flo woke up and saw that he was whimpering. She nudged Otto awake. He groaned and rubbed his eyes.

“What?” He grumbled tiredly. His partner let out a small sob and was shaking all over. Otto quickly went to help him. “Honey…honey, wake up. It’s ok. I got you,” Otto whispered as he gently held his hand. He let out a startled gasp as he woke up finally.

“Otto…” he whimpered.

“I’m here…I’m here…” Otto repeated. He gently rubbed his chest, being mindful of the faded surgery scars. He started to sob and buried his face in Otto’s chest. Otto just held him and gently rubbed his back. Otto only started talking again when his breathing was starting to become erratic. Otto guided him to take deep breaths and slowly calmed himself down.

“I had a horrible nightmare. They took me away…and you weren’t there. They were mocking me all because of…” He looks down at his chest briefly.

“Honey…I will always love you no matter what. I will never leave you,” Otto says reassuringly. He smiles and rests his head back on Otto’s shoulder.

“I love you too.”

“If any of those law making son of a bitches come here I will tear them apart,” Otto growls protectively. Larry and Harry nodded in agreement. Moe was still sleepy and Flo just shook her head. Otto allowed her to settle close to his partner’s legs to cuddle. It make him smile.

“Thanks Flo,” he said. “Do you really mean it when you say you won’t leave me?” He asks.

“Of course I do,” Otto caresses his face gently. “You are my sun and you’ll always be in the palm of my hand,” Otto smiles proudly. He blushes and kisses Otto. They settle back into bed ignoring the storm around them. “I told you the news stresses you out,” Otto teased finally with a chuckle.

“Hey you!” He nudges Otto gently with a laugh. They share another tender kiss before falling back to sleep in each other’s arms.

#alfred molina #doc ock #otto octavius #otto octavious x transmac #fluff #comfort #slight angst #anon request #fanfiction

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youwannaplaygames · 2 years

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OTTO: Actuator Harry has human Harry, Moe has Peter, and Flo has Mary Jane and Jo. Do you ever wish you had a companion like that, buddy? // LARRY: No, I’m good. All I want is unlimited rubik’s cubes and access to poetry. // NORMAN: Poetry, huh? Did Mama Rosie have some influence over you? // LARRY: Mama always told me that I’m a sensitive soul. // OTTO: You certainly are, darling. // NORMAN: [opens laptop] Come over here, Larry. Help Dad pick pick out some poetry collections. [pats Larry’s head] My sweet boy can have all the poetry he wants!

Larry: I wish I could write my own poems.

Otto: Why don’t you?

Larry: I’m not very good at holding a pencil or a pen. You made Flo for all the delicate work, remember.

Otto: I’m so sorry.

Norman: Wait, I think I have a solution! Can you press buttons?

Larry: Sure.

Norman: [leaves the room and comes back with a typewriter] Ta-da!

Larry: That’s…perfect. Thank you.

#osborn-octavius family #ask box

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heisen-shrine · 1 year

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The Tale of my Halloween Wedding...

Dragon Bride

A whole year.

It had been a whole year since Karl had proposed. Last Halloween...and we've come so far from that. We weren't even in the same place anymore. We had moved, changed, adapted.

It's had its ups and downs, but we'd made it. And now tonight was the night.

Astarion had helped me pick out the black dress I was wearing. He had meticulously worked my make up and hair, ever the most stylish of my F/Os. White dresses were overrated. I always imagined wearing blue for my wedding, but the occasion, the holiday he said, called for black. He did however concede on blue eyeshadow for my eyes, and blue lip liner. We settled for black lips, black as the wings I wore on my back. My gloves were ended in long claws. Around my waist, to my back, was a long tail that just barely hit the ground. A pair of black horns crowned my head.

A dragon.

I was getting married as a dragon.

Karl couldn't think of anything more fitting. The beasts were my life, an integral part of me. He promised to have something related to them on his person as well, nothing as showy as me though. Wolves were more his animal. I felt a twinge of irony, my mind immediately going to Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen from game of thrones...

The dragon and the wolf. So different and yet so fitting.

I was just about done as Otto came in. Harry, Larry, Flo, and Moe seemed calm, as if they were fully aware of the situation. He was in a black suit, his hair nicely combed. Otto looked at me with pride in his eyes. My oldest F/O, he was there to walk me down the "aisle", which was more of a pathway in the dimly lit park.

Astarion stood back, looking me over, admiring his work.

"I don't think I've ever seen a more stunning, beautiful bride" he grinned, "I can only imagine what ours will be like, if we get that far".

I smiled. "Someday I hope. But I think I'm happy with just the primary for now".

"You do look amazing. I take it dragons was the theme?" Otto asked, "should've gotten your white haired wig-"

"I was just thinking of that. I don't know if I wanted to look like dany today. I was already dany at work yesterday" I told him with a slight smile.

"Astarion...can you give us a minute?" Otto asked.

The vampire elf nodded. "Of course. I need to go make sure everything's all set anyway. The park should be ready, as should the groom" he looked at me, "You're going to be amazing. I promise".

I nodded. "Thank you, Astarion".

He bowed and left as my attention turned to Otto. I sighed and gave a smile.

"I'm barely holding everything in" I admitted.

"If I gave you a minute to freak out would you?".

I shook my head. "No, I don't wanna ruin my make up. What if my family-"

"Ash, they're not important. This isn't a night for them or to worry about them. Are you happy?" Otto asked.

I nodded, a knot in my throat. Tears threatened but I wouldn't let them come. I was happy, but nervous and scared too.

"Just...don't let me fall over okay?" I said when I finally did find my voice.

"I would-" he started but Larry lurched up as if to correct him, "my apologies, WE would never let you fall".

I smiled as Otto offered one of his human arms. "Shall we? Your groom awaits".

I only hesitated a moment but I took it. We walked to the park like that, arm in arm, where everyone was waiting for us. Not a lot of people were there. Nanaue, Astarion, and Karl's adopted siblings and nieces were there. Os was too, but he was, quite ironically, officiating the ceremony. He stood in front of the large fountain in the center of the park. And in front of him, off to the side, was Karl.

My breath stopped in my throat. He was so handsome in his suit of scarlet and ebony. His silver hair was pulled back and neat, far from its normally all over the place, frazzled mess. His nieces had probably encouraged that. For a second I looked to see Bela and she winked at me. That was all the confirmation I needed. Despite the bad blood between their mother and him, the girls loved their uncle and wanted him to look and feel his best tonight. Better support couldn't be asked for.

His signature round glasses were nowhere in sight, but he knew he had them on his person somewhere. He was dumbstruck at the sight of me. I stopped and we looked at each other. We were doing this. We were actually doing this. The reality of the situation hit us both at the same time and his eyes softened. He was ready and so was I. With an encouraging nod, I looked at Otto. I was ready.

Everyone stood and we walked slowly together as an instrumental version of "In my Darkest Hours" by Mono Inc played. My heart hammered in my chest. The reality of the situation hit me with every step, questions rose in my mind. I almost felt like calling everything off.

But we had come so far. It was only fair...I looked at Karl, who seemed to sense my anxiety. He quietly mouthed: "its okay...we got this".

Os looked at Otto. "You're givin' her away?"

Otto nodded. "I am".

"Alright...if the bride and groom will join hands..."

Karl extended his hand as Otto moved to take his place next to Astarion and Elijah, who was the one in charge of music. He killed it for the moment as Os took charge. I looked at Karl's hand, and spotted the silver cufflinks he wore, engraved with a dragon. As Os went on, Karl noticed my looking at the cufflinks and smiled. He knew. He'd kept his promise to have something dragon on him.

"Now...Karl Heisenberg...do you take this lady to be your wife, in sickness, health, and all that?".

I almost laughed at that. Poor Os was trying, but of course he wasn't the most eloquent speaker. He never had been. We were lucky he even agreed to do this on short notice.

Karl smiled and I heard the chuckle. "I do".

"And Ash...same ta you?".

I looked at the man next to me and I knew. I never felt more sure of anything. "I do".

"Great. You're now Lord and Lady Heisenberg. Exchange rings, and kiss and all that".

Oh shit the rings! Where were-

A sudden cough and gag caught our attention. Nanaue! He at some point had eaten them, for some reason...Cassandra had elbowed him to get him to cough them up.

The rings didn't hit the ground. With a thought they rose from inches off the ground to Karl's hand. He gave them a quick cleaning, and a glare toward our adopted shark son. They'd talk later.

I was all but laughing as Karl turned back to me, rings floating above his hand.

"Ash...with this ring, I promise my life, love, and devotion to you. To put you first and above all others. I love you, with all I am, and with all I have. This i swear". he floated the ring gently to my finger.

I took a breath. "Karl Heisenberg, with this ring i promise my life, love, and devotion to you. I will put you above all others, from this day to my last. I love you, now and always" i slid his ring on to his finger.

It was done. We only shared a quick glance before he took me in his arms and kissed me passionately. My arms wrapped around his neck as our small party cheered. Elijah played joyous music as we shared our first kiss as husband and wife.

We walked down the path together, hand in hand. Karl kissed my hand. "Look at you...the lady of House Heisenberg. And we did it all without that wretched had Miranda, and without your family bitching at us. And we looked damn good doing it".

I smiled. "We sure did. I love you".

"I love you more darling" he kissed my hand, "my little dragon bride...".

Only time would tell what adventures would come ahead, but for now I was just happy I had him, and he had me. The perfect ending to a perfect holiday...

#villain f/o #f/o life #karl heisenberg #self shipping #self shipping shenanigans #f/o wedding

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