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do you think the mess in oshiros hotel is meant to signify that hes been letting his problems pile up until its become too overwhelming to handle.
im thinking about the fact that he's definitely the one who's been making the mess but he doesn't even realize it. he ignores the clutter until it becomes too hard to ignore you know? like when it starts actively blocking the way to the presidential suite. he insists that he and his staff will handle it and that madeline shouldn't clean up his own mess, but he still doesn't do anything about it. does he know that the staff is gone? that it's just him there?
mr oshiro is so hell bent on impressing madeline so that she'll stay in his hotel. he's so in denial of everything. he doesn't even realize he's dead, he still thinks his hotel never got shut down. I think his insistence on her staying is bc he really wants to believe that the hotel is open, and a costumer would affirm that belief. it could also maybe be a mixture of loneliness too. (also, him treating her as a costumer even after she says no is absolutely him being in denial. that man is very unhealthily attached to this hotel,)
and even though it was nice of madeline to clean it up, there's still parts of the hotel she can't fix. the plumbing. the windows. the, hole in the ceiling (oops.) she's not qualified to help him, and that's why I think the chapter ends on a bit of a sour note. madeline is of course not a bad person for wanting to help, the point is that she can't. it is unfortunate but true
anyways mr oshiro is a very good character i like him a regular amount. im normal about that old man
#celeste#celeste game#mr oshiro#oshiro celeste#character analysis#i guess ?#this is my first time making any post like this but i meeded to make it i need 2 talk about hom and his fuckin hotel !!!!!!!#one other thought i have is... i saw a few ppl say that mr oshiro manipulated madeline into cleaning or that he feigned incompetence ?#and i disagree with that. though this might just be me looking at jt w rose tinted glasses bc i do like him a lot#but first of all i dont think he couldve easily cleaned that whole mess himself. i know hes a ghost but like#there was stuff everywhere in the whole hotel.#not to mention he felt guilty when madeline did clean all that stuff up. of course it was also a little bit#because he didnt want to lose her as a customer#but he also obviously felt like that was his responsibility as the owner of the hotel and he felt fuckin bad about it#i could be wrong bc i dont remember everyting he said in that chapter but i dont think he ever asked her to clean either ?#and like yeah i think he can come off a little mean at times tbh#hes obviously going through some stuff. guysm cmon. he is not a bad person. none of these characters are. whevhhwveh#idk. i did my best here. *explodes*#thank you for listening to my insane rambles about peeing in a hot topic i hope u all have a goooood night#rambles#i honestly hope he gets a happy ending somewhat
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Steph, overlooking Gotham City: Doesn’t it look wonderful, Cass?
Cass: I want to pee on it.
Steph:
Cass: I just want to piss on it. Find a rock, get it nice and, y’know… *makes a hissing sound*
Steph:
Cass: It’s like I’m marking territory. It belongs to me, when I do that. A sign of power, if you will.
Steph:
Cass: I’m going to pee in a Hot Topic, Steph. It will be mine, and I will own it.
*cut to the present day*
Cass: Well, multiple continuity reboots have passed and I still feel the same way.
Duke: You still want to pee in a Hot Topic?
Cass: Yes, Duke. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.
Duke: Listen, I’ll take you to a Hot Topic.
Cass: Finally, a place to release myself!
Bruce, walking in: WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT??
#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#bruce wayne#no i don't have an explanation for this#what i can say is that i think it's possible to do the sonic adventure 2 real time fandub but with the batfam#eggman's pics being leaked on twitter can just be that infamous panel from batman damned
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HAII!!! SURPRISE GIFT JUMPSCARE!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! luv u all!!!
lampwick for @castlingvanias , sophia carter for @springbonnie-fanclub , amaya izumi for @valleyfthdolls , heath for @frindoka, ocha for @toothlesstdm , satoshi for @cobrajacky and GLaDoS for @bearionette
tried to get every detail on these guys sorry if i missed something </3 ALSO IM SORRY FOR ANY SHAKEY LINES THE MOUSE I USUALLY USED DECIDED TO STOP WORKING THE MOMENT I STARTED TO WORK ON THIS AND I HAD TO USE MY SISTERS GAMER MOUSE RIP
seperate versions under cut + extra words <3
andrew - HI ANDREW SORRY IK UR IN UR PKMN BRAINROT MOMENT RN BUT I ALWAYS LOVE TO DRAW LAMPWICK EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW HER AWHOLE ALOT <333 thank you for making pinnochio yuri real in ur adapation and i did not expect you to follow me after i found ur andrew art that one time and im still so happy i mananged to name one of ur aus AKJDKJ ALSO YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST OPINIONS EVER . EVERYTIME YOU GO INTO MY ASKBOX TO TYPE AN ESSAY UR THAT ONE GUY WRITING ON FIRE GIF... COOLEST PERSON IVE EVER SEEN
bonnie - THANK U FOR HAVING SUCH BASED OPINIONS I LOVE THE IDEA OF TRANSFEM JULIUS... estrogen probably saved her... GRAHH I LOVE UR PIXEL-ISH ART STYLE AND YOU ALSO JUST GET IT.. YOU GET EVERYTHING AND I ALWAYS TRUST U W FAZ FRIGHTS OPINIONS..... yes rouge thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic /ref (how faz frights yuri should be more popular)
onyx - GRAHH I LOVE UR IDEAS SO MUCH UR SO GOOD W WORDS i love ur au as well AND I LOVE UR IDEA OF VANNY / VALENTINE....that one time you made a comment about how ur impressed w the fact i can draw in ms paint has stayed in my mind i dont know why ..... ONE HUNDRED BILLION TRILLION SMILES AND HUGS... UR SO COOL AND EPIC WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE IT
fret - HII FRET .. NOT ALOT OF WORDS CUZ WE ARENT SUPER CLOSE SORRY </3 ur art is so epic and awesome and i love how you draw tufts so much ... i did not expect you to refind me again after i dissapeared from twt LOL but so cool and epic... i tried to get heath as accurate as possible but i couldnt find a ref that wasnt from september and i wasnt sure if it was updated so im sorry if i got anything wrong </33 i LOVEDD doing the stripes so much sorry the ones on the tail look so rushed
lillie - WE DONT TALK ALOT EITHER!!! I LOVE HOW COMPLICATED YOU CAN DO ANY DESIGN!!!!!!!! i tried to challange myself to get it fully accurate to the ref i found.. yeah that anon was me sorry....GRAHH UR ART IS SO PRETTY IM GRABBING YOU LIKE A SOPPY WET CAT.. PEACE AND LOVE ON THE PLANET EARTH you are the most joyus person on the planet i have ever seen i swear if i walk into your room it would be straight up the sun you are SO HAPPY AND POSITIVE I LOVE IT
charolette - HIII ... KEEPING THE RUNNING THEME OF ALWAYS MISPELLING UR NAME CUZ I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL IT.. YOUVE BEEN HERE THE LONGEST ... EVER SINCE MY DA DAYS AND MY DRTWT SHINANIGANS... i will forever mourn the fact the 'WHAT THE FUCK IS POISON GENDER' video where we dunked on some random romanian dudebro guy for making fun of my pkmn headcanons and we used danganronpa sprites is gone... ur the type of person to read the bible as if its some random every day novel and i think thats rad and cool.... this florust guy looks so cool i hope atleast he survives abit in ur fangan.. holding a cake that says IM SORRY THAT YOU KNEW ME WHEN I WAS 11
atlas - HI ATLAS... UR ART IS THE SHIT I LOVE IT... THE COLORS R SOSOSOSO BEAUTIFUL.. ONE BILLION SMILES FOR YOU AND I LOVE UR CASSIE DESIGN... IF I EAT UR ART IT WOULD PROBABLY TASTE LIKE MANGO... GRAHHH i cant believe we started to talk after you drew my cookie run oc that one time... ITS SO COOL TO SEE HOW FAR YOUVE GONE W UR ART.. i tried to keep the blocky shape of ur GLaDoS design AND IT WAS SO FUN TO EXPIRIMENT WITH..... yipee
#calico.exe#SORRY FOR ANY MISPELLINGS... PEACE AND LOVE ON THE PLANET EARTH#hope u all like it <3333 i speedran this in 2 days and i did not expect it either#ms paint#mspaint#artists on tumblr#my art#gift#gift art#SORRY FOR ANY OTHER MUTUAL WHO SEES THIS I PICKED THE FIRST 7 PEOPLE THAT CAME TO MIND#ALSO MERRY CHRISTMAS IF YOU DO CELEBRATE IT* IF YOU DONT SORRY#also special shout out to my slowed glass animals and the worst playlist i could have conjured up cuz i listened to them like 30 times#while making this
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Underrated Real Time Fandub Lines: Sonic Adventure 2
“Za Warudo!”
“I’ll make you eat those words!”
Sonic trades barbs faster than his mind can process them.
“THAT’S RIGHT, SONIC! I’M TAKING IT FROM THE oh wait, Sonic isn’t here. Knuckles, I’m taking your emerald.”
Eggman fails to account for the Master Emerald’s guardian.
“SHADOW.”
“Thanks, I forgot who this was! Did we ever establish our names? Hi, I’m Sonic!”
All said in the same angry tone of voice.
“F*** you, moon! You never had the cheese I wanted!”
Doctor Ivo Robotnik, IQ of 300.
“I’m sorry, did you not consent to me saving your life? I’ll put you back down, I’m sorry!”
Knuckles knows not to push his boundaries.
“And now I will control the universe! AND EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH splatoon2letsplays BY EGGMAN! NOW GET IN THE F***ING ROOM!”
I feel like it would’ve been easier to put it on the news while you were taking everyone’s Best Buys, but you do you, buddy.
“THANKS, JESUS!”
Knuckles and the big man upstairs go way back.
“You know I’ve seen my fair share of piss rocks~”
“…You said that really sensually!”
I quote Sonic’s response constantly.
“What you see is what you get! Just a guy who loves piss rocks…and adventure. I’m gonna run now.”
“What the f***.”
From Shadow, that kinda hurts.
“It’s been seventeen days…”
Cut to later…
“THREE YEARS! I’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR THREE YEARS!”
How much time passed between those fades?
“Please stop, Ivo.”
“Uh…HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME?”
This can go one of three ways. Either Eggman’s lying to cover his tracks, his full name is Ivo Ivo Robotnik (his actual name is pronounced “Eee-Voh”), or he’s just named “Doctor”.
“I put hot sauce on everything-”
“No.”
Alfred immediately catches on to what Ryan’s going for.
“WOOP! WOOP! THAT’S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!”
“That rap! It reminds me of her!”
I really want to know what the heck crimes Maria committed.
“I’m here to show you what Ninten can do…and what Za WaruDON’T!”
“That doesn’t even make any sense.”
Shadow as he prepares his epic Earthbound Beginnings/Jojo crossover fanfiction.
“My follower base!”
“And yet they still can’t figure out how to get nazis off their site.”
In which Shadow utterly scorches the entire platform.
“As long as I get my weed back, I don’t really care.”
“I don’t have a character motive.”
The best part is that since Shadow’s been shot down to Earth for reasons completely unrelated to G.U.N., he really doesn’t have a character motive other than being a troll.
“Are you my mom?”
“No? What? The f***?”
Amy the Hedgehog to Tails, who is a boy, a fox, and far younger than her.
“Yes, Rouge. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.”
You can just hear the realization hit him.
“NOW GET OUT OF MY F***ING FACE! BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.”
Odd as it may be to put a line from the moon rant in an “underrated lines” compilation, nobody talks about how brilliant a conclusion this is.
“I can’t believe he came to his intervention drunk.”
Really? Because it sounds just like him.
“Here comes the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!”
DJ Inexplicable Talking Gemstone’s new hit rock song.
“Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!”
That’s one heck of a way to introduce yourself, Amy.
“When I see you, it is ON SIGHT! IT IS ON! SIGHT-”
“Yeah, piss off.”
The Ultimate Life Form cares not for your threats.
“What the f***, you Hot Topic hot sauce motherf***er, why would you even say anything!?”
“There’s nothing hotter than hot sauce, Rouge.”
That’s not even remotely an answer to the question she asked you!
“But I wanted the last thing I breathe to be pot!”
I always used to mishear it as “pie”.
“I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REEEAD!”
“That’s not really a surprise!”
Amy’s line was golden as is. Tails’ barely audible snapback is just icing.
“And that is why I! Am the true owner of the world! That’s right! All that you see before you? Everything the piss touches? That is your kingdom! And you, my son, shall go forth and inherit it!”
…what?
“MAN, THOSE BALLS SURE ARE SHAKING.”
Yes, thank you, Knuckles.
“Ah gave birth.”
Another great throwaway line.
“As we know, my dick is on my hand.”
This guy’s about to jack off…
“If I gave Shadow fifteen apples…and then Amy gave Shadow another sixTEEEN…and then Tails took away three…my question is…what is the total mass of the sun?”
“As Obama told me, it’s THREE!”
“YOU FIGURED IT OOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu…ah.”
“Why does it sound like he’s getting further away-this is stupid.”
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful binge watch.
“Wait, that’s no moon, that’s a space station!”
“Nice reference. I also love Star Trek.”
Oh, Shadow.
“Shadow didn’t deserve to die for his piss-”
“Yeah he did!”
“-but here we are.”
She’s not wrong.
“My shoes-my shoes in my reflection are opaque, bye!”
Again, she’s not wrong.
“I’m not understanding any of this, but here’s a gloog.”
We all need a gloog in our life.
“So if we were to all drink piss, does that make you or me?”
“It makes us both avid piss drinkers.”
This explains so much.
“Can I ask you, um-”
“No. Make sure to like, comment and subs-”
No is one of the greatest words in the English language.
“This is a Big McIntosh…”
“Eeyup.”
It took me years to catch that reference.
“This is wagyu steak. Named after the dog, because wagyu tail?”
“WHAT?”
…I got hit by a “deez nuts” joke.
“I’m gonna get a paper towel.” (Grabs a jar of pickles)
Eh, close enough.
“Don’t worry, this one literally has gold on it, so you will die if you eat it.”
“Good, that was the goal.”
Talk about a rich flavor.
“You hit me in my nose! That’s the spot where I don’t like being hit!”
“Well then that’s where I’ll hit you on repeated instances!”
Sonic being a menace to society.
“Hey, that’s some good bars man, y’know I’m coming to kill you right now.”
“…Can you not do that?”
“Uhhh, for how long?”
“Give me at least…y’know fifteen, sixteen…years.”
Followed shortly by Eggman trying to gaslight Sonic into thinking he destroyed the world.
“If they did make a prune juice cocktail, like half prune juice, half vodka, that would be called the ‘factory reset’.”
I have no idea how they started talking about prune juice, but whatever.
“I HAVE…REEFER MADNESS!”
The Dark Story version of Rouge and Knuckles’ encounter is…strange to say the least.
“Hey that’s…”
“Hey, that’s…”
“Hey, that’s…”
“Hey, that’s!”
I think Shadow’s the fake hedgehog around here.
“I’m gonna kill you, and I’m sober now, ‘cause I went to my own intervention!”
Sometimes it just be like that.
“That was completely unnecessary. My back hurts now.”
Screaming for three consecutive years finally caught up with him.
“I diagnose you with DEAD, Wazowski!”
The entire Roz sequence came out of nowhere, and I love it for that.
“IS THIS WHAT HOT TOPIC IS NOW?!”
Not pictured: the epilogue to the Piss Saga.
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Noob: well, thirthy years have passed and i feel the same way, sareena.
Sareena: You still wanna pee in a hot topic?
Noob: Yes, sareena, thank you for listening to my insane rambling about peeing in a hot topic.
Sareena : hey, listen, i'll take you to a hot topic.
Noob :.... Finaly*clenches fist*... A place to realise myself.
Sareena : i know you've been holding it for so long.
Hanzo, walking in, terrified: what the fuck are you two Fucking talking about?!
(im so sorry, i literaly had to🤣)
#Hanzo is so done with them#Noob mention once that if you pee in a hot topic its yours (he knows its not true)#Sareena belives it with her whole heart#Hanzo: sareena it doesnt work like that and there is no hot topic anyway earthrealm is a Fucking wasteland#Sareena: do not gatekeep this from me! I will be the queen of hot topic with noob as my concubine!#Just kidding with the last one..... Maybe#mortal kombat#scorpion#hanzo hasashi#bi han#Noob saibot#Sareena#Mortal kombat snow blind#This is either before or after hanzo goes to help kuai btw#source: snapcube
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Ukulele: Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Francis
Francis: ...You still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?
Ukulele: Yes, Francis. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.
Francis: Listen, I'll take you to a Hot Topic.
Ukulele: Finally... A place to release myself.
Francis: I know you've been holding it for so long-
Clef: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
#fin talks nonsense#this is their dynamic that i have in my head#this was in my drafts for a long time#im just cleaning it out rn
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“Doesn’t it look wonderful Ishtar?”
“...I wanna pee on it. I just wanna piss on it. Find a rock head, nice and... you know, pssss. You feel me Eresh?”
“...”
“It’s like I’m marking territory, it belongs to meeeee when I do that... a sign of power if you will. I’m gonna pee in a Hot Topic Eresh. And it will be mine...”
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“...well ten years have passed and I feel the same way Aqua.”
“...you still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?”
“Yes Aqua, thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.”
“Listen I’ll take you to a Hot Topic.”
“FInally... a place to release myself.”
“I know you’ve been holding it for so long.”
“What are you two FUCKING talking about!?”
“Peeing in a Hot Topic because what else you gonna do on a Saturday night?”
“I peed on your wife Samus, she’s mine now.”
“WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT!? WHAT!?”
Disclaimer: No wives or Hot Topics were peed on during the making of this parody post.
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I posted 8,766 times in 2022
That's 2,730 more posts than 2021!
104 posts created (1%)
8,662 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 1,052 of my posts in 2022
#prev tags - 75 posts
#reference - 67 posts
#shade tee - 62 posts
#my art - 60 posts
#shade's art - 54 posts
#fanart - 50 posts
#art - 45 posts
#digital art - 41 posts
#anti sylki - 21 posts
#anti sylvie - 20 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#mobius is a despicable person but a highly realistic villain. the fact that the show frames him as a hero instead of a villain is horrifying
My Top Posts in 2022:
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"Well, ten years have passed, and I feel the same way, Rouge."
"You wanna pee in a Hot Topic?"
"Yes. Thank you, Rouge, for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic..."
"Listen, I'll take you to Hot Topic."
"... Finally."
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Sad Angsty Boi moments featuring Rouge.
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I AM ON CASEY JR BRAINROT - JUST LOOK AT MY SON!
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#3
Have a traditional art dump!
First we have Virens little Bug Pal:
Then, some Hazbin stuff:
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Huge thanks to Morgana Ignis for allowing me to redraw her and Brandon's recent selfie with their respective characters!
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My #1 post of 2022
Have a RadioDust, featuring @/lovesart23 's designs for Angel and Al.
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for your viewing pleasure, here is a list of some of the most iconic quotes from snapcube’s sonic the hedgehog fandub series
*sighs* "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."
“Oh!” “Bitch, you are gon’ get in this car or I'm poppin’ between your eyes!" "Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!" “AGH! GOD DAMN-!”
"What the fuck?! Is that Shadow's dick?!"
"Who posted my nudes on Twitter dot com?! Oh no! Oh no, they put it all the way in the fucking islands! Now everyone’s gonna know about my secret egg dick. Where do you think you're going, cucker?" "I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches.”
"I can't believe your tits are one polygon!"
*evil laughter* "You fool! I have seventy alternative accounts!"
"Ah! I just remembered a traumatising experience in my past. Hang on, I have to stim and I'll feel better."
"Welcome to Tilted Towers! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Memphis Tennessee and I'm part lizard."
“I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now. That’s the law." "What the actual shit?! What?!"
"Alright, since Team FurAffinity fucked my wife, I’m going to have to have you both be a part of my team. Why is the camera zooming in?!" “I mean, I guess that’s fine as long as I get my weed back, I don’t really care.” “I don’t have a character motive.” “Listen! We’re going to explore this island. You’re going to find Sonic. He has all the weed that you need - the gonja, that mary jane. Mari-jamij! All in his pockets. He is your local drug dealer and I’m going to blow up the island. Now go look for Sonic. And hurry up, you... fucking... cuckhogs.”
“I'm going to kill you. And then kill you again."
"Hi, Mr. President! We need your help! Some masked villain named the Glitch-” “Sonic! My long lost lover! It’s fi- Oh.” “Wha- Hey, I told you not to bring that up anymore. I'm putting that behind me, Mr. President.”
“You didn’t think I had legs, did ya? I’m like Gru, except I’m the one before Gru. I’m... Eggru. Ooh, gottem.”
“But Maria, you smelt it! Therefore, you are the one who dealt it!”
“You motherfucker! You just left me to die!" "Top thirty reasons why Sonic is sorry. Number five will surprise you." “Top thirty anime deaths! Number one! Your fucking ass right now!”
”All of that you see before you? Everything the piss touches, that is your kingdom. And you, my son, shall go forth and inherit it.”
”What are you two fucking talking about?!”
”Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Rouge.” “You still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?” “Yes, Rouge. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.” “Listen, I’ll take you to a Hot Topic.” “Finally... A place to release myself.”
”Oh, this? It’s my arm!”
“Do you see this? This is the diamond that I’m going to give to my brand new husband and/or wife. It’ll be theirs for the rest of time. With the GameCube 2. So if you want-” “Whoa, he’s bisexual! I didn’t know that-” “By the way, I’m bisexual.”
“Are you my mom?!” “No? What... the fuck?”
“Maria.” *explosion sounds*
“I don’t feel so good. Why are all my limbs slack? Why can’t I move my eyes? Why can’t I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of the horizon. HATSUNE MIKU, IS THAT YOU?!”
*various voices repeating “Maria” all at once* “I never learned how to reeeaaad.”
“Silver, you know what? You’re a twink. I’m gonna go smoke some weed now.” “How long were you waiting to say that?” “The whole dub, baby!”
“One!” “Yeah, one.”
“This is an advanced skateboarding trick.” “Yeah, it’s called ‘Digging Up Atlantis’.”
“I... will fucking... end you.”
And last but certainly not least...
"I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was ‘THIS BIG’, and I said ‘That's disgusting!’, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!” *explosion sounds* “That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrop-o-lets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!”
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hi!! random but i was wondering if you've heard the song 'better than me' by the brobecks- i just heard it and listen i don't even think about eridan too much but it reminded me of him so much for some reason. and possibly sollux. and you are the Resident Eridan Appreciator i know so i just wanted to drop this in your askbox to see if you had any thoughts :0
Gasp ooh I actually have heard that song before :D!! After listening to it again with Eridan in mind, oh yea you are so right hehehe, it fits him really well
Also I'm the resident Eridan appreciator !! Fhsgsh for some reason that makes me really happy lol
Also also, thank you for sending this ask! I love answerin stuff like this :]]]
#homestuck#hs#eridan ampora#ack ik i didnt share too many specific thoughts on eridan despite them being my favorite character and that is because#its hard 4 me to put my general thoughts on eridan into words cuz i have like. ten thousand a minute#im not the greatest at character analysis but i do like to ramble aimlessly abt my views on a particular part of a character#like 4 example i talked once about how Eridans disbelief in magic sorta ties into their own gender *firing my transgender beam @ eridan*#and also miscellaneous thoughts abt erisolsprite#but i dont know how to word my general thoughts. i usually just end up talking aimlessly without knowing fully what i am trying to say#sorta like how i am doing now oopsies#BUT ANYWHO SORRY I HAV A TENDENCY TO RAMBLE#i gotta get outta here and finish my project for theatre that i havent started that is due tomorrow morning#thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic/ref i will see you on the flip side ✌️
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Rhys: Well six years have passed and I still feel the same way, Fiona.
Fiona: You still wanna pee in a hot topic.
Rhys: Yes, thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic.
Fiona: Look, I'll take you to a hot topic.
Rhys: Finally... A place to relieve myself.
Jack: What the FUCK are you two talking about?!
#I saw a video of Jack with the eggman piss monologue and I have not known peace since#borderlands#rhys strongfork#handsome jack#fiona the con artist#I'm putting this in the main tags to see how long it takes me to be bullied#incorrect quotes
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100% accurate Kain backstory
*Luska and Kain are overlooking their village*
Luska: Doesn't it look wonderful, Kain?
Kain: I want to pee on it.
Luska:
Kain: I just want to piss on it. Find a rock. Get it nice and, y'know. Hiss...You feel me, Luska? You get where I'm coming from. It's like I'm marking territory. It belongs to ME. When I do that. A sign of power, if you will.
Luska:
Kain: I'm going to pee in a Hot Topic, Luska. It will be mine, and I will own it.
*ten years later*
Kain: Well, ten years have passed and I still feel the same way.
Cadena: You still want to pee in a Hot Topic?
Kain: Yes, Cadena, thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.
Cadena: Listen, I'll take you to a Hot Topic.
Kain: Finally. A place to release myself.
#maplestory#rewatching the real time sonic adventure 2 fandub and this scene made me think of kain for some reason#so here you go
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My Brain: Thank you Rouge for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.
Me: We should probably head to bed. Maybe read??? We have to write our emotion diary for the day.
My Brain: I miss my wife Tails.
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Shadow: "Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Rouge."
Rouge: "You still wanna pee in a hot topic?"
Shadow: "Yes, Rouge. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic."
Rouge: "Listen, I'll take you to a hot topic."
Shadow: "Finally... a place to release myself."
Rouge: "I know you've been holding it for so long..."
Eggman: "What are you two FUCKING talking about?"
Rouge: "Fucking your wife again!"
Rouge: "And peeing in a hot topic. Because, yknow, what else do you do on a saturday night?"
Shadow: "I peed on your wife, robotnik. She's mine now. That's the law."
Eggman: "What the actual SHIT? WHAT?!"
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[Protoman approaches Bass, who is looking through a window.]
Bass: Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Protoman.
Protoman: You still wanna pee in a hot topic?
Bass: Yes, thank you Protoman. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.
Protoman: Listen, I'll take you to a Hot Topic.
Bass: Finally... A place to release myself.
Protoman: I know you've been holding it for so long...
Dr. Wily: What are you two FUCKING talking about?!
Protoman: Fucking your wife again. And peeing in a Hot Topic. Because, y'know, what else do you do on a Saturday night?
Bass: [walking past Dr. Wily] I peed on your wife, Albert. She's mine now; that's the law.
Dr. Wily: What the actual SHIT? WHAT?!
#source: snapcube#protoman megaman#proto man#protoman#megaman bass#bass#bass megaman#dr. wiley#dr. wily#dr wiley#dr wily#mega man#incorrect megaman quotes#megaman incorrect quotes#megaman#incorrect mega man#incorrect megaman#incorrect quotes
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Dave: Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Old Sport.
Jack: ...You still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?
Dave: Yes, Old Sport. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.
Jack: Listen I'll take you too a Hot Topic.
Dave: Finally... a place to release myself.
Jack: I know you've been holding it for so long...
Henry: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
Jack: Fucking your wife again. And peeing in a Hot Topic. Because, y'know, what else do you do on a Saturday night?
Dave: I peed on your wife, Henry. She's mine now. That's the law!
Henry: What the actual SHIT?! WHAT?!
#dsaf#dayshift at freddy's#dsaf dave#dsaf jack#jack kennedy#dave miller#william afton#henry miller#incorrect quotes#fnaf#source: snapcube
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