#tgcf incorrect quote

[jayktoralldaylong]

Xie Lian, to a blushing Feng Xin: You used to have a crush on me?

Shi Qingxuan: We've all had a crush on you at some point

Xie Lian: I don't think that-

Mu Qing: Show of hands if you've ever had a crush on his Highness?

All hands go up.

Xie Lian, gaping: General Pei?

Pei Ming, unrepentant: Gonna be honest, I thought you were a princess.

Hua Cheng at the back taking down names.

#Xianle quartet #supremacy #xianle trio #it's Xie Lian #everyone has crushed on him at some point #xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #feng xin #mu qing #tgcf xie lian #fengqing #shi qing xuan #pei ming #ling wen #probably also thought he was a girl #tgcf #incorrect tgcf quotes #incorrect tgcf #tgcf incorrect quote #tgcf incorrect quotes

[yumemiruuuu]

Feng Xin: Reasons why Mu Qing is a disappointing fictional character

Mu Qing: … Did you just refer to me as a fictional character??

Feng Xin: Yes. I refuse to acknowledge the fact that I have to share oxygen with the likes of you.

Feng Xin: Now hold your breath and shut the fuck up.

#I could have sworn I posted this already???? help????????? #like… I remember coming up with this as I was fighting for my life walking home in a torrential downpour and the raging wind #wind master and rain master was NOT happy that day I stg #tgcf incorrect quote #fengqing #wowww 2 fengqing banter back to back #the fengqing dynamic will never not be funny to me because like they always fight but literally BECOME FRACTIONS OF EACH OTHER???? #i.e. the way mu qing startde to say what the fuck what the actual fuck after feng xin never fails to crack me up #the tgcf bois are so silly i love them so much #just silly bois being silly #heaven official’s incorrect quotes #heaven official’s blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福

[white-flower-blooming]

Hua Cheng (praying): dear god give me the strength not to kill those lowly useless pieces of trashes

Xie Lian: San Lang who are you going to kill???

Hua Cheng: oh no one in particular just in case i will. We never know when we might kill

Xie Lian: Fair enough

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tian guan ci fu #tgcf incorrect quote #tgcf incorrect quotes #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福

[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng in the back of the cart : do you wanna know something about the ghost king, Crimson rain sought flower?

xie lian : sure!

hua cheng : he likes men

xie lian :

#hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #tgcf incorrect quotes #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #this is canon btw i was driving the cart

[davejolina]

we’ll never know what it was

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #funny #xie lian #hua cheng #sillyposting #incorrect quotes

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

#source: helluva boss #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Xie Lian #hua cheng #hualian #Mu Qing #Feng Xin #fengqing #xianle trio

[fengqingtrashgolbin]

Hua Cheng: If I fall…

Xie Lian: I’ll be there to catch you.

Xie Lian: But what if I fall?

Hua Cheng: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Fen Xin: *watches these two interacting*

Feng Xin, to Mu Qing: And if I fall?

Mu Qing: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

#tgcf #heaven officials blessing #mxtx tgcf #incorrect tgcf quotes #fengqing #hualian #feng xin #mu qing #xie lian #hua cheng

[crimsonflowercrownx800]

Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

#incorrect tgcf quotes #incorrect tiān guān cì fú quotes #incorrect heaven officials blessing #heaven officials blessing #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tiān guān cì fú #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #xie lian #mu qing x xie lian #mu qing x feng xin #mulian #fengqing #xie lian x feng xin x mu qing #Feng xin x xie lian #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #crown prince of xianle

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting

Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk

Luo Binghe: Lan?

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: a good one.

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*

Wei Wuxian: yes

Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand

Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?

Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?

Hua Cheng: oh yes

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs quotes #source: fleabag #i couldnt stop thinking abt this all day today #wwx #lbh #hc #svsss #tgcf

[mianqingxuan]

Xie lian, to hua cheng: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Mu qing, to Feng xin: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf quotes #heaven official's blessing #incorrect hualian quotes #incorrect fengqing quotes #eternal faith #mxtx #heaven's official blessing

[jayktoralldaylong]

FengQing & Nearly every Heavenly Official: Your highness he's going to hurt you!

Xie Lian: ..........

Xie Lian, gestures to Hua Cheng who's watching him with adoration: This guy?

Translation: This overpowered guy who's been living in my hut unrestrained, coming and going as he pleases, going out of his way to drag my ass out of my own bad luck each and every single time. This guy is the one that's going to hurt me? Also, he's kind of hot.

Xie Lian: You're mistaken.

FengQing: Oh no, he's been brainwashed with love!!

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hualian invented love #tgcf incorrect quote #incorrect tgcf #incorrect tgcf quotes #fengqing #feng xin #mu quing

[incorrecttgcfquotes]

Hua Cheng: Whoever caused this mess is going to-

Xie Lian: It was me.

Hua Cheng: -is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

#hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #incorrect quotes

[sugar-bi-scuit]

*playing twister*

Pei Ming: Right hand red.

Mu Qing: *ends up on top of Feng Xin*

Feng Xin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Pei Ming: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

#heaven official's blessing #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf quotes #tgcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tgcf #mu qing #feng xin #fengqing #pei ming

[inakidoesthings]

hua cheng : i hate seeing you like this

mu qing : like what?

hua cheng : in person

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tgcf incorrect quotes #hua cheng #mu qing #tian guan ci fu

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Hua Cheng: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

He Xuan: *glares at Yin Yu*

Yin Yu: Well, sorry I have morals!

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