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elliesbelle · 14 days

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texts with college gf ellie

part 2

you and ellie have started living in an off-campus apartment together ♡︎

content warnings: dealer!ellie, cursing, mentions of marijuana, sexual content, mentions of sex, mentions of a strap-on, a bit of sexting, references to a strap-on as a "dick", mentions of penetrative sex, slight mention of a little daddy kink, minors do not interact

texts with domestic gf!ellie: part 1, part 2, part 3

texts with college gf!ellie: part 1, part 2

texts with gf!abby found on my masterlist here

i have a ko-fi if you like my work so much that you feel compelled to tip me ♡︎

we will see a free palestine

keep the lesbian flag creator alive

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haven't done one of these in a while, so hope y'all enjoy this <3

first two convos are inspired by recent text convos between me and my live-in ex lmao (she was mad af when i fell asleep instead of unlocking the door cause she pushed into the front door expecting it to be unlocked and she spilled coffee on herself 😭)

also the uno convo is also inspired by the time my best friend and her gf were visiting me and we were playing uno with live-in ex and live-in ex was drunk and got mad as hell bc she apparently grew up with different uno rules slkdfjsdkl

making these reminded me to repair a few of my lingerie pieces cause i've been slacking on sewing them back ugh

also idk why this ended up being really sexy at the end oops well i hope y'all enjoyed anyway lol

#ellie williams #ellie texts #text convos #ellie x reader #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #gf!ellie #ellie smut #the last of us #tlou #the last of us part 2 #tlou2 #belle speaks #belle answers #belle writes #dealer!ellie #college!ellie

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frangipani-wanderlust · 4 months

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is there any truth to those 911 "codes" people see circulating (like ordering a pizza)? Is there a good way to tip you guys off that we need help without saying for sake of an example, "my ex husband is here and drunk and dangerous"?

There is absolutely no truth at all whatsoever to the "pizza code" and definitely not established set of "this topping means this and that one means that" at all. Don't kill yourself memorizing them, that won't mean anything. There are no codes that 911 calltakers are trained on, other than our local 10-codes for the police (and those are not standardized, so knowing them in one jurisdiction won't help you in another).

The situation you described would be tricky to navigate, honestly, but let's see. If I get a 911 call, it's going to start with, "911, what is the address of the emergency."

If the caller says, "Yes, I'd like to have a pizza delivered to 111 Underhill DR." my first thought is going to be that they dialed a wrong number.

So now, I'm gonna confirm that thought. "I'm sorry, you've called 911. Did you intend to call a pizza place?" Or maybe—now that you've got me gamplanning this out—I'd say, "Do you have an emergency?" as the question there, instead.

At this point, anyone who doesn't have an emergency is going to give me their schpiel about how their phone called by mistake or that it was a butt dial or their kid grabbed their phone. Whatever happened. We get a lot of accidental dials.*

If you are not able to speak freely, you're not going to say that. You'll answer that question however you answer it, but whatever it is won't be an explanation of why you called by mistake, and it will almost certainly not be a direct answer to the question I asked either. Whatever you say here is gonna be weird.

(Don't start spouting wacky nonsense, as we do have actual literal crazy people who call and report their hallucinations on 911. So, what you say here should follow the thread of the question asked, but don't tell the calltaker you don't have an emergency or that you dialed by mistake.)

From there, I'm gonna start asking yes-or-no questions, to allow you to answer without whoever might be listing hear you say things other than that. "Is there someone there with you?" "Can you speak freely?" "Do they have a weapon?" Stuff like that. If there's a point where you have to stop talking, I am going to ask you to put the phone down, but not hang up the call, that way I can still hear the noise in the background. By this point, police are already on their way. And I am definitely going to stay on the line until they arrive. So whatever I hear in the background gets relayed to the responders in real time.

* Even for accidental dials, I will double down on getting confirmation by asking, "If you had an emergency, would you be able to tell me?" I do this now for every single person who says they accidental dialed or didn't call because one of the times I just happened to ask it and the caller immediately hung up. To this day, I don't know what was happening, but I do know we absolutely did our due diligence and sent police to go check.

#actual 911 #emergency services #asks #answers #text convos

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ashtraysystem · 6 months

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this is why i dont help with dinner ideas /j /lh

#like??? what else am i supposed to say????#its just pork sloppy joes????#dad what?????#rambles #family #family rambles #text convos

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lissa05 · 8 months

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Texts between ballerinas when ur physical therapist tells u to stop turning out

#ballerinas #ballet #knee issues #injuries #physical therapist #therapy #art #dance #text convos

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inabluedr3am · 2 years

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uwu 😂😂😭

#personal #text convos

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possiblyademon · 4 months

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#text convos #imessage #him

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wanderlustmagician · 4 months

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Finally boarding!! I’ve been giving my friends some running commentary while I wait.

#wandering thoughts #text convos #trauma bop convos

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subterra-rose · 3 months

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Nothing’s worse than when you’re talking to someone about character nuances and they refuse to take their shipping goggles off bc I said “oh yeah I think these two could have a really interesting dynamic if it was explored” and they went “well I ship this character with someone else so…” like bro I said they could have a compelling relationship, not that I wanted them to fuck nasty style

#texting my patience #edit: if you take this as me being anti-fuck nasty… you don’t even know me…#you don’t even know how pro-fuck nasty I am and yet #it’s annoying to be talking about something and have someone shut the convo down because they can’t handle other possible dynamics

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jude-thedude98 · 9 months

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FUTURE TEXTS BETWEEN ME & MY HUBBIES!!

— Bay do u c tha peanut butter

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– yeah its in the...

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– I found it!

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– Pantry back left

– Oh you found it!!!

– Party over here Partay over there¡¡

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– you're so silly babe

– I want your babies

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– ¿

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– isn't twelve enough

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– I meeeeennnn kobe was number 24

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– kobe isn't the answer for everything

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– ya hu

#text convos #future text between me and mi bays #kobe bryant

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elliesbelle · 11 months

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hiii can i request another text conversations with Ellie and reader being super sweet to one another and also funny and smutty hehe like dealer ellie but also college ellie I’m a sucker for modern ellie hehe 🤭 🩷

texts with college gf ellie

part 1

dealer!ellie and reader are dating and in college and in love and all that ♡︎

content warnings: dealer!ellie, cursing, mentions of marijuana, slight nsfw content, minors do not interact

texts with domestic gf!ellie: part 1, part 2, part 3

texts with gf!abby found on my masterlist here

i have a ko-fi if you like my work so much that you feel compelled to tip me ♡︎

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hope you enjoyed this, anon!! sorry it took me a hot sec to get to this. been busy with work and etc.! and yes, these are again very much inspired by the way my gf & i and also my ex & i speak to each other slkdjfdslk

my butch girlfriend has a pair of these glow-in-the-dark space boxers and they're so fucking cool and it's my own personal headcanon that ellie has those too

you get a gold star and a flying kiss if you get the references in the cat texts (yes, it's a buffy the vampire slayer reference because sometimes i'm an old-school lesbian). also please enjoy the two pictures of my gf's and my cat when she was a baby (those are her actual pictures lmao).

(also i'm differentiating this from my other gf ellie text posts cause reader and ellie are mid-20s in that one and living together hehe; we can pretend that this is ellie and reader pre-living together, or this can be a different ellie and reader, idk you can decide sldkfjsd)

#anon #ellie williams #ellie texts #text convos #ellie x reader #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #gf!ellie #the last of us #tlou #the last of us part 2 #tlou2 #belle speaks #belle answers #belle writes

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frangipani-wanderlust · 9 months

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Nine (or so) People You'd Like To Get To Know Better

Tagged by @two-microscopes. Thank you!

Last Song I Listened To: "I Play Chicken With The Train" - Cowboy Troy feat. Big & Rich

Currently Watching: The Big Valley. Western show from the 1960s which I sincerely prefer to Bonanza. As you can see, I am enough of a nerd to have opinions on the comparative merits of classic western TV.

Currently Reading: The Deer Prince's Murder by Michael Angel. Book Two: Fantasy and Forensics series.

Current Obsession: Training at work. There's so much to do and right now I feel like I'll never get any of it right.

Tagging: @catkin-morgs, @secretwriterstudentjaune, @anirabunbury, @morfinwen, @paranorahjones, @corvidae-quills, @offendedteaspoon, @tzarina-alexandra, @purpleisnotacolor, @batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey, and anyone who is interested to join in.

#tag games #tag memes #get to know the blogger #text convos

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mikeslawyer · 2 months

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