#texan keith

[selestialsprout]

heard yall bitches like cowboy/texan keith 😊😊

#quick sketch of Him !!!! #this. is actually a concept i already had planned for my reboot #which is kinda wild bc i keep seeing ppl post abt it #so yeah!! here u go!! #vld #voltron #klance #keith kogane #keith vld #vld fanart #voltron fanart #my art #silly #texan keith #is so real #hes. just like me fr

[vldsideblog]

So you’ve heard of “Lance talks about Keith and Spanish and Keith has no idea what’s going on” a beloved classic

But I bring you “Keith’s a born and raised Texan, (Texas has one of the highest Spanish speaking populations in the US) who was also partially raised by Adam who spoke Spanish around the house a lot. And so he understands most of what Lance is saying but is to embarrassed to admit he knows that Lance has talked about how soft his hair looked on at least three separate occasions “

#vld #keith kogane #voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith voltron #keith headcanon #character headcanons #hcs #broganes #autistic keith #pre kerberos #keith is a menace #lance mcclain #adam voltron #adashi #Hispanic Adam voltron #cuban lance #keith vaguely knows what’s going on #klance #texan keith #pining Lance

[fandomination666-blog]

As someone who lives in Texas (unfortunately) I find it SO FUNNY when people make keith overwhelmingly southern. Like, cmon yall. Texas history 101, the cowboy era ended a long ass time ago, most of us DONT wear cowboy hats anymore. Why the fuck would keith ride a horse???? Nobody does that unless they own horses??? And horses are incredibly expensive???

Like, I understand cowboy aus, and historical aus, but if Texas, in 2024, isn't like that (the stereotypes are so wild) then why would it be like that in approx 2314?

Very few wear cowboy hats or boots. Very few have horses, and NOBODY rides them to school, ffs. Keith is not a farmhand.

Some texas stereotypes that are true, however...

-yeah we say yall nonstop

-ain't, wouldja, couldn't've, etc.

-confederate flag is less common here, normally you see the "come and take it" or the "don't tread on me"

-if keith ever went to public school, 1/3 of his classmates or more are Latino

-most Texans know moderate amounts of Spanish

-we celebrate Cinco de Mayo, and most ppl think it's Mexican independence day (it's not)

-barbecue.

-chili WITHOUT BEANS YOU HEATHEN

-will fight over food, family, or football

-either you support the Dallas Cowboys or the Houston Texans. Any other team is sacrilege. Once you make this choice, it WILL have effects on your social life.

-football is basically king here lol, none of the other stuff in school gets nearly the funding

-people living in rural areas (like Keith's dad) often own guns, and not pistols either-- rifles and shotguns, usually

-NOBODY SAYS YEEHAW. at least not unironically

-Texans will ironically say yeehaw, rootin-tootin, etc bc we are aware of our history and think it's wack

-were not all racist, but everyone knows at least one person who is (usually an older family member)

-mind your gotdamn manners at the table. Get those elbows away from your food

-sir and ma'am for strangers

-open doors for old people. You don't have to be a man to do this.

-please and thank you is SO important, people will assume things about you otherwise

-if you don't have a church, you miss out on a lot of community (coming from a non-religious person)

-most people here are Baptist, on that note (Hispanic people contribute to the Catholic population, but still, Baptist is #1)

-internet service is awful unless you're in a city

-we WILL close all schools for 2 inches of snow/ice

-we laugh at hurricanes, and then do our best to help our Houston neighbors

-but everybody hates Houston and Dallas, unless you live there

-most people are okay with Austin, San Antonio, etc

-EL PASO IS TINY, AND HALF OF IT IS IN MEXICO (and is called Ciudad Juárez there)

-beer is god. And God has no problem with drinking. (According to beliefs here)

-gambling is illegal here, but we love it, so states like Oklahoma have built casinos RIGHT ON THE STATE BORDER so that we can drive a bit and gamble as we please

-everybody's dad drives a truck. Otherwise people assume he's got a small pp

#I can make more #if anyone is interested #i just love/hate texas stereotypes #we have a culture.. #that can be used in writing.. #but people just make shit up sometimes lol #im not mad about this i just think its weird #PLEASE ask me about Texas things for keith and his dad PLEASE #we in texas dont have much to be proud of these days #let me have keith #please #keith kogane #texan keith #voltron #vld keith #vld #voltron legendary defender

[vee-is-a-clown]

I umm uh minific

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Lance glanced down at the small drawing of swords on Keith's notes (Lance couldn't be bothered to write anything down and he doesn't remember shit so he's stealing his boyfriend's notes even though he could barely read his handwriting). Well, not really the drawing. His eyes skipped to the lazily scribbled, "K.K." in the bottom right corner.

"Your initials are KK?"

"What?"

"You signed your doodle with K.K."

"And you didn't realize those were my initials in the entire time that you've known me? If I remember correctly, Iverson called me by my last name in Garrison."

"Mmm.. Shut up, K.K. Slider. I didn't connect the dots until now."

Lance leaned back to lay on his back, his head on Keith's pillow and kicked Keith in the thigh. It wasn't really a kick. From his position, he couldn't really do anything more than a slight jab with his foot. Keith let out a stifled chuckle at the attempt.

Lance turned on his side to put the meeting notes on Keith's bedside table then turned back to Keith with a faux scowl.

"You're not allowed to laugh. You're Keith Kogane."

"Mhm, ok, Pumpkin."

Lance crossed his arms and "kicked" Keith in the leg again. Keith didn't laugh this time, though he did send Lance an amused look.

"What're you doing?"

"Just stop opening your mouth."

"Aw, is there something wrong with the way I talk, Bubblegum dear?"

His Texan accent was bleeding into his speech, making everything about this situation about 10 times worse. Lance could definitely feel his face get hotter.

"Yes. Shut your pie hole."

Keith turned his body to face Lance and leaned toward him, putting his hand next to Lance's leg to stabilize himself.

"Whatever happened to please?"

"Whatever happened to you acting- normal?"

Lance attempted to motion with his arms to no avail. Keith tilted his head like a confused dog.

"Normal?"

"Poor choice of words."

"Do you want a thesaurus?"

"No, I hate you."

"You're currently laying on my bed."

"Shush!"

"I'll shush when I want to, Ranger."

Keith shifted to lay on his side next to Lance. He propped his head in his palm, looking down at Lance.

"It is getting pretty late though.."

"What are you trying to imply, Mullet?"

"Nothing, just we should probably go to sleep. It's a shame that the lights are on."

"I see what you're doing. You're trying to get me to get out of the comfy bed and turn off the lights for you. Well good sir, I say-"

"Not it!"

Lance gasped.

"You sneaky snook!"

"Go turn the lights off."

"How dare you!"

"The less time it takes for you to turn the lights off, the more beauty sleep you can get."

"Urghhh! Fine! But you owe me."

"Just go turn off the lights, you dork."

Lance got up and sprinted to the light switch, flipping it and running back in the dark. He hopped onto the bed and laid back into his previous spot.

"What's my time, coach?"

"I dunno but you were very speedy."

"It's absolute bullshit that I have to turn the lights off when Galras can see in the dark. You can see on the way back to the bed."

"Who lent you their meeting notes because you don't want to admit to Allura that you can't remember anything she said? That's right, me. Ungrateful."

"Who can't write legibly and spent the majority of the meeting drawing in the corners of the paper? That's right, you. Humble yourself."

"Ungrateful."

Keith sighed and plopped his head on the pillow. It really was late.

"We really should get to sleep."

"Whatever you say, Texas Red."

"Good night, Bluebell."

"Sweet dreams, Keith."

While Lance can fall asleep in seconds (a real skill) it still takes Keith a little bit longer. He allowed himself to relax, letting the tiredness consume him. But before he let himself fall asleep, he put his hand on Lance's cheek and thought about how lucky he was to be the one who snagged this dumbass.

#I wrote this for myself #It's your fault if you don't get the Bubblegum K.K. reference #I wasn't lying when I said that I would steal 'Bluebell' as a nickname #I'm using it now and nobody can stop me #*maniacal laughter* #I drew upon a bunch of headcanons for the nicknames so props if you know any of the posts I stole them from #could be post canon or during canon depending on how you interpret stuff #It was purposefully ambiguous because I didn't want to choose #I think that's all #voltron #keith voltron #vld keith #keith kogane #klance #lance voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #texan keith #soft Klance #established Klance #klance fanfic #klance fanfiction #kinda Galra Keith #I probably forgot some tags

[that-one-raccoon]

#texan keith #texas memes #keith meme #keith kogane #vld #voltron keith #voltron legendary defender #as a texan a i can confirm #my art #that-one-raccoon’s art

[citrusmoth11]

Keith: If I knew that, I’d’nt’ve—

Shiro, in tears: Please, Keith, stop. Be a normal child

#I live for Texan Keith #broganes #takashi shirogane #voltron #vld #keith kogane #keith vld #shiro vld #shiro voltron #texan keith

[rearrangemybrain]

i love the hc that when keith actually gets mad his texan accent comes out

#voltronlegendarydefenders #voltron #keith #vld keith #texan keith

[soulreapin]

hello hello‼️

how much are you willing to bet that keith has said darn tootin at some point and the other paladins just looked at him like: 😧

hello!!

i would at least be willing to bet a single corn chip because he HAS (it was directed at the microwave or something)

but i will also raise you:

keith used a triple contraction once and the WHOLE team including allura and coran started *dead* at him

“y’ain’t’ve seen my bayard round wouldya”

😟😟 “words….arent supposed to be said like that keith what the FUCK”

#soulsasks #vld #keith kogane #voltron #vld headcanons #headcanon #vld keith #keith voltron #texan keith #cowboy keith

[0xy--m0r0n]

keith + cowboy hat + feels and moody lighting = my personality

#art #vld #fanart #voltron #voltron legendary defender #my artwork #digital fanart #keith kogane #texan keith #cowboy keith #keith vld #i wonder who he's thinking about #wink wink

[awhoreintheory]

Lance: Hey cowboy, how's your horse?

Keith, absolutely fed up with this mockery:

Keith doing his best impression of his dad's Texan accent: She's good, how 'bout you darlin'?

Lance tripping over his own two feet, slamming face first into the wall:

#loOK #TEXAS SUCKS #BUT THEIR ACCENT IS LOWKEY HOT #IF A WOMAN CALLED ME DARLIN' ID SIMPLY IMPLODE #klance #lance mcclain #lance voltron #keith voltron #keith kogane #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld fandom #vld shitpost #vld #texan keith #incorrect vld quotes

[vldsideblog]

Btw Keith likes his food spicy. I’m talking redneck bullshit spicy. He’ll also add hot sauce to basically any meal possible. Half the reason he isn’t allowed to cook for other people is because he forgets that not everyone has his spice tolerance and love of putting hot sauce in spaghetti.

#the other reason he’s not supposed to cook for other people is because he’s really bad at cooking in general #pidge steals food off his plate one day and almost dies #their Italian taste buds couldn’t take it #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #keith voltron #keith headcanon #character headcanons #autistic keith #hcs #texan keith

[aus-for-shitsandgiggles]

Keith: how would you like to ride home on a real cowboy? I’ve got a six pack of cold ones on ice and myroomies out all night so you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar.

Lance:…so definitely not straight 👍

#klance #vld keith #lance mcclain #texan keith

[lefty-draws02]

texan keith is definitely a favorite of mine 🤠

#my art <3 #voltron fanart #TEXAN KEITH RAHHHHHHHHHH #keith kogane #lance mcclain #klance #klance fanart #voltron klance #voltron keith #voltron lance #vld fanart #digital art #fanart #sketch #voltron #tiktok audio

[lolabearwrites]

I love Keith's dad

It's a crime we never got to see more of Keith's dad. But from what we saw. I fucking love that man.

The man found a fucking alien. A tall, purple ass alien that crashed from a fucking space ship. And what was his first instinct?

Take care of her.

He looked to live alone in that house, so he probably had to go shopping for her to find some woman clothing. Like, you know that man had no fucking clue what he was doing and had to ask for help from a female employee

Then, she shows him a gigantic blue ass space cat, that's just chilling in a cave, and oh yeah, there's a intergalactic war going on, and a mad man that wants it, and his soldiers might also come back to earth for it. And what does he do?

He says he wants to help.

They fall in love. He has a child. And like, Krolia couldn't be taken to a hospital obviously, so that man probably had to deliver that baby.

And then he just, has family with her??? Buys the diapers, bottle, crib. And just-thats it. They're a family.

(What was his plan if Keith looked like a Galra btw? Was Krolia just going to be in hiding forever??)

THEN other aliens come to earth and he has to FIGHT ALIENS

THEN his Alien gf has to go back to space and he just carries on and raises their child. Until he dies

Like, I'm not sure how to properly express what I'm trying to say?? But do you know what mean?? Like, he's a fucking legend.

And we don't even get his name.

#keiths dad #oh and he has a texan accent #i love him #vld krolia #voltron #lola rambles

[silentwillowwhisperer]

TEXAN ACCENT

I don't know if this bothers anyone, but beware that this does use curse words. (2 I think?) I... don't really know what this is supposed to be.

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During the 6 months that the paladins have known each other, (and way more for Shiro) none of them have found out yet that Keith was born and partially-raised in Texas.

Keith worked hard to get rid of his accent. You would think that since he was around 6 years old when his dad died, he wouldn't have much trouble. But that southern twang really stuck.

All of his voice masking, however, is erased in the mornings. That moment when you've just woken up and you're too tired to function. That's what catches Keith off guard.

There's a sudden banging on Keith's door. Dang. I didn't know I was that popular.

He opens it to greet the person, hoping he'll scare them of with his tired eyes and lion-esque bedhead.

It's Lance. Double dang.

Because, well, it's no big secret to anyone (except Lance) that Keith kinda maybe seriously has a crush on him. Is it too late to shut the door in his face and pretend Keith's not in the room?

He realizes he's been staring at Lance's face for a while. Triple Dang.

"Come on, Keith everyone's already waiting in the lounge. We're having a paladin breakfast, remember?"

Keith sighs before walking back into his room and grabbing his blanket. He drapes it across his shoulders like a cape and heads back out, ignoring Lance's raised eyebrow.

They enter the lounge together and Hunk calls out, "Keith! Hey bud, C'mere and I'll give you some food." Keith nods, grabbing the blueberry and chocolate pancake with extra whipped cream, strawberries, and sprinkles. (How did Hunk know that this was his favorite?)

Keith hears a soft mutter of, "cute," from behind him, but turns to see everyone chatting over their food.

He sulks over to the nearest open seat and sinks down into it.

"You're quiet today. Even for you, Keith."

Keith shoots daggers (metaphorically of course) in Pidge's direction.

Yes, he is absolutely determined not to speak until his brain woke up enough to fend off the accent.

"I know! Let's play truth or dare!" Pidge was seriously turning up the evil. But that's okay as long as no one dares Keith to-

"I dare Keith to say something!"

Quadruple flipping dang (it).

"Fine! Y'all are buncha fuckin' monsters. Why do y'all take pleasure in forcin' pain on me?"

Everyone stares.

"I'm sorry, but what? Was that an accent?"

"Texan," Keith sighs.

"You have been my little brother for more than 5 years, and you've never told me about this?"

Keith slumps lower into his seat.

"Too cute."

#technically klance #klance #vld keith #keith kogane #keith's texan accent #lance mcclain #hunk makes pancakes #pidge is a gremlin #betrayed shiro #tawny post

[96crewlove]

KEITH WITH MOLES!!!

#one above his lip #under his r eyebrow #above his l eyebrow #under his r eye #on the side of his chin #sprinkled across his back and torso #words cannot describe #how happy korean/texan keith w moles gets me #AND LANCE LOVES TO KISS THEM!!! #keith kogane #voltron keith