#terrible terrible

[drenched-in-sunlight]

I gotta say I did not expect I’d love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendis’ writing of all things (he’s the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Miles’ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. That’s it.

Like, why is the “r u and Ganke together haha” a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? It’s so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.

The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesn’t like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesn’t swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesn’t. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!

Idk I’m near the end of Bendis’ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.

Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isn’t even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just can’t believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.

#A POST COMPLAINING ABOUT COMIC? ON THIS BLOG?? AFTER 6 YEARS?? #anyway #it’s so insane like I could actually go haha I know this trope i know these fucked up issues numbering I know how to skim through #an entire event I know how to make sense of these reading order like my comic nerd self is not dead it’s still there #this is all Hobie and MiIes’ fault I tell you #terrible terrible #but at least I get to pull out the i actually read the comics card if anyone ever lords over me about drawing fanarts of the movie #ha! #personal #genuinely think miles’ origin in the comic is so fucked up tho Aaron is a real piece of work there #and by that I mean a gaslighting horrible jerk #still dunno what’s worse being chased around by whole ass adults yelling he’s a mistake #or being in a middle of a civil WAR where again grown ass adults fighting OVER him and making his choice for him #wow dat was crazy #but Miles’ current writer is really good and I also enjoy reading him when he’s with the Champions #also b3ndis’ 2016 run is SO WEIRD like there are dialogues that just make you go #“yep a white man wrote this

[aphrogeneias]

I get the "im gonna kill myself" for like 2 weeks before, itll be like a little cheeky tehe we could 🧚‍♀️ at first

Then IM GONNA FUCKING DO IT👹👹 and ill bleed three days later like oh 😶

Nothing is real, I should not be trusted around my own emotions during this time 😂

i hate feeding into the "women are controlled by their hormones and shouldn't be trusted with their decisions because of that" stereotype and blahblahblah but i swear that for 3 to 4 days a month i'm like actually convinced that no one loves me and the world is better off without me and that i should free the earth of my presence because it's utterly useless

and then i'll bleed and i'm like oh! okay. i'm actually just a human being trying my best. oh, well. see you next month.

#terrible terrible #but at least we're still here #anonymous #inbox

[phosphorus-noodles]

I had a dream that Joel Smallishbeans dyed his hair platinum blond but I was the only one who knew for TWO WEEKS because he was too busy being the teacher aide in my geometry class to like. tweet about it

#it was horrendous btw #truly horrific to see #and i couldn't SAY anything #terrible terrible #pho.posts #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #mcyt #mcytblr

[enluv]

everytime a minor debuts i fear for their safety because I saw the way people treated niki and have never been able to fully recover from that, I can only imagine what will/could happen to others like him.

#I just can’t seriously #I often think about taemin like he went through so much #like I’m SCARED for yujin #and eunchae #because people are already being weird to eunchae like #terrible terrible #and nwjs maknae too #grown ass people too #I just wanna like protect them so much #especially niki like that’s my bff I need to protect him #need every nasty person to STAY AWAY from him #chit chat with coco <3

[irrelevantso]

#mole interest #moles are real??? #I thought they were mythical creatures #like #i dont know #jackalopes? #huh #well you learn something new everyday #art #terrible terrible #art (?)

[needle-parks]

I think my tumblr is late to updating but holy shit this new update is so bad?? So many ads? I never had any before the update?? Tumblr live? What the actual fuck is that?? Also I like listening to Spotify while I scroll through tumblr but now if I’m listening to Spotify and open tumblr the music won’t play unless I leave the app?? Not sure if that last one is even tumblr’s fault tbh but still. Holy shit this update is so shit.

#tumblr baby you’re better than this #i’ve been using this godforsaken app since i was like 13 #and jesus #it gets worse every year #but i can’t leave because all the other cool people are here #terrible terrible #random thoughts

[righteousdelusions]

asaden in a miraculous ladybug quadrangle but stupider

#yoru loves asa asa loves denji denji loves intimacy and chainsaw devil loves denji #ideally and if we were to make a fic maybe we could spin it better with hate: #yoru hates chainsaw devil who hates asa who hates chainsaw man who hates yoru #im thinking a pochita that is starting to get pissed at people stepping on denji's dream (aka asa) and a denji that loves asa #and knows whats going on so he'll hate yoru xd #asa hates csm but likes denji maybe a bit later #the chainsaw man brainrot is reaching those: gets fics idea that's never gonna write level #terrible terrible #izzy.txt

[capricoopla]

Showing these horrors

They come from one of those toy-egg machines

I had more but I can't find them anymore

#httyd #how to train your dragon #toothless #stormfly #terrible terrible

[shamemp3]

btvs s6e19. already knew joss whedon was going to hell but you must be joking rn

#terrible terrible #z.txt

[thelibraryiscool]

the tragic thing about watching niche movies is that then there's not gifs on tumblr to use to report that you've watched said niche movie

#allie talks #terrible terrible

[namira]

I've unraveled the mystery of Odessa's light pollution and it's the fucking oil fields. Ew!

#oil fields exist solely to drown out the beautiful night skies US grasslands and deserts and crush the spirit of the population #terrible terrible #they love being bright as fuck

[maddipoof]

Telling my parents i love them: “Love you<3”

Telling my best friend i love her: “I love you in every way there is to love a person, my blood is your blood, your bone is my bone, your soul is my soul. Our pneuma was formed as one, our very essences were spun of the same stardust”

#mara’s mumblings #it’s even worse because we’re both too lazy to type so it’s just voice to text like /are numa #NUMA! #PNEUMONIA! #terrible terrible

[stonesandswords]

My Top 9 Romantic ships:

I was tagged by @cecret-with-c 💙

These are in no particular order and TBH it was painful deciding which ships to not include.

9. Owen and Caitlin (The Way, Way Back)

8. Conrad x Slivko (Kong: Skull Island)

7. Diego x Eudora (The Umbrella Academy)

6. AndyGabe (The Office)

5. Nick x Jess (New Girl)

4. Colin x Jan x Richard (Ted Lasso)

3. HughesMaas (Ted Lasso)

2. McaHughes (Ted Lasso)

1. Two Aces (Ted Lasso)

I tag @dexcoded @boasamishipper @lonelyheartsmotel @samwpmarleau @approxtwelveangrybees​ @mearpsdyke​ and anyone else who wants to <3

#do y'all know how hard it was to exclude some ships???? #terrible terrible #tagged

[lucyghoul]

i am a huge advocate for kissing. big kisses important kisses. when the first kiss between two characters isn’t a Big Deal you’re doing something wrong

#it doesn’t have to be like a huge moment but it need to be GOOD #and say something about the relationship #outing myself as an acotar reader to say that feyre and rhys’s first kiss is literally two thirds of the way through the first sex scene #and it’s a throw away line #terrible terrible #they deserved such a good first kiss

[zellkabellk]

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#I have such a giant crush on Laura Bailey it's terrible kfdmjhsgkj SHE'S SO FUNNY AND PRETTY #man I'm so glad she and Travis have e-o #ofc i dont know much abt them but they do see good for e-o and still in love so like GOOD FOR THEM #someday hopefully i'll find someone with a full laugh as pretty as hers LMAO #i got it bad man i tell u #terrible terrible

[seavoice]

listening to the mother we share over and over again because im insane and its been so many years but i genuinely can’t stop hearing “where you can seem as old as your omens” as “where you can see us roast your almonds”

#terrible terrible