#ted x sassy

[skulandcrossbones]

I kinda wanna grab him by the ears and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski.

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso #sassy collins #flo collins #ted x sassy #originals #GET IT GIRL

[ughhhdavid]

Thinking of all the parallels between Sassy and Trent, in relation to Ted. And also the contrast between them. Sassy just tolerates Ted's sense of humor, while Trent actually enjoys it. Sassy doesn't wanna go out with Ted because he's a mess. But Trent went to dinner with him even though he had a low opinion of him in that moment.

Ted spells out what he wants out of a romantic relationship. And Sassy can't fulfill his emotional needs, but Trent can, and he did throughout the series. Trent gets Ted in a way no one else does.

These scenes... I think they says a lot. The way Ted watches Sassy leave compared to the way he watches Trent leave. "You don't need a line, you don't need words, it's all moments, actually".

And now let's talk about:

Sassy compares their relationship to the movie "Friends With Benefits", but she was actually talking about "No strings attached".

I think that's really interesting in retrospect considering that later in the season, we have an episode called "The Strings That Bind Us".

So if Ted and Sassy have "no strings attached", who is Ted's red string actually connected to?

#ted lasso #Season 3 #Episode 4 #Big week #Episode 7 #The strings that bind us #Meta #trent crimm independent #flo collins #Sassy smurf #Florence collins #Ted x sassy #Ted x trent #Tedtrent #tedependent #My post

[roamwithahungryheart]

1x01: Pilot

1x07: Make Rebecca Great Again

3x03: 4-5-1

Ted's outfit in 3x03 mirrors the one he wore when he & Rebecca first met.

Rebecca wore the burnt orange silk vest twice in s1 - when she first meets Ted & when they travel to Liverpool (and we all know what happened in Liverpool). She wears the same color when lighting a candle in the kitchen in 3x03, the matchbox she drops back into the drawer lands next to one with a karaoke logo (more on those matchboxes in another post).

Sassy's animal print dress - both variations worn at a time when Ted is at a low and she shows interest in him.

MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL

#Ted Lasso #Ted Lasso s3 #Rebecca Welton #fashion #Ted Lasso speculation #Ted Lasso spoilers #Sassy #Flo Collins #Ted x Sassy #Ted x Rebecca #tedbecca

[tiny-increments]

forever thinking about “we have a good time together, yeah?” “they’re called simultaneous orgasms, ted.”

#ted x sassy #did I dream that? #why are there no gifs yet #ted lasso is canonically Good At Sex™️ #(if I were writing a self-insert after a messy breakup I’d do the same fucking thing) #jason sudeikis i hate you

[supersexybisexual]

#ted lasso #ted lasso apple tv #ted x rebecca #ted x trent #ted x sassy #polls #personally I don’t think ted will end up with anyone #I feel like they’re gonna go with a he finds himself instead of someone else #that’s if season 3 is the last season anyway #if they decide to make more who knows

[djcanipe99]

#ted x sassy #ted lasso

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

Ted Lasso Polycule Explained

#ted lasso #rebecca welton #roy kent #keeley jones #flo collins #sassy smurf #trent crimm #jack danvers #jamie tartt #coach beard #tedbecca #tedependent #roykeeley #roy x keeley #royjamie #jamie x keeley #keeley x jack #keeley x rebecca #roytrent #Roy x Rebecca #Ted x keeley #polycule

[mrgaretcarter]

Ted and Rebecca echoing each other's canon love interests

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso #rebecca welton #ted x rebecca #tedbecca #hannah waddingham #jason sudeikis #rupert mannion #michelle lasso #flo collins #my stuff #gifs #userstream #this is NOT an invitation to hate on michelle or sassy you gremlins #you can hate on boatguy tho idc #are some of these a bit of a stretch? sure but do i care? not at all #i wonder how long it will take for someone to repost this on twitter #not that i mind im just wondering

[elssbethtascioni]

Ted Lasso | 3.04 “Big Week”

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #ted lasso spoilers #rebecca welton #hannah waddingham #jason sudeikis #tvedit #sassy collins #flo collins #i don't have the right words for how this makes me feel #rebecca rly just loves him for him #ted x rebecca #yes i stayed up till 3am making this #can't wait until i'm back in pst #* #mine

[trentcrimmisgay]

i ran out of screenshots so i will now be using my own text messages w ted posts (i miss them). this one is all about loooove baby. romcommunism !!!(part six. more posts)

#s/o to my gf for helping me make these posts better organized tho #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #rebecca welton #coach beard #tedbecca #ted x trent #tedtrent #keeley jones #sam obisanya #sassy ted lasso #nate shelley #jade ted lasso #nate x jade #nathan shelley #colin hughes #royjamie #roykeeley #sambecca #beard x jane #trent crimm #tedbeard #rebecca x ted #ted x rebecca #jamie x roy #keeley x roy #roy x keeley #ted lasso text post #lily ted text post

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 ��𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐭'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!    

a/n: I’m on that goddamn Ted Lasso train binches. Please don’t let me be the only one that is in love with ... everyone. Also - this is the ONLY team I will ever care about. 

Warnings: sWEARINGS hehe, mentions of family abuse, childhood trauma

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ      

ESTP

Slytherin

Chaotic Neutral

The Hanged Man

Leo Sun, Pisces Moon, Gemini Rising

𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿  

・Was he a prick when you first knew him? Fuck yes. But did he grow and become a better man? HELL FUCKING YES.

・You knew Jamie from your school years, he was always the prick, the jock who would tease anyone just so no one would see the hurt he endured

・You used to stand up to him all the time - putting him in his place

・The funny thing was, that later in your life, your brother was chosen for the Richmond team

・And you were forced to go to every game by your mother, and see your former bully play on the same team as your brother 

・It was such a weird situation, and yet you tried to make the best of it. 

・Somehow you became incredibly close friends with Keeley. She saw you trying to find the locker room, to wish your brother good luck. And you became fast friends. 

・Your relationship with Keeley became really important, and once you found out about her and Jamie (after they split up), you were shocked.

  “But, but you’re so - you!” 

“What are you talkin’ about?” 

   “You’re so ... gorgeous, and funny and open-minded...the complete opposite of Jamie!” 

・She just shook her head with a sad smile, “there’s a lot about him that people don’t see. Or understand.” 

・Keeley actually became one of your biggest shippers

・It was a slowburn romance. A lot of stolen glances, baseless insults and light-hearted complaining about the other. 

・Everyone could see it but the two of you

・And you both denied your feelings over and over and over again

・Even Coach Lasso could see it, and it wasn’t until Roy told Jamie to stop being suck a twat, that Jamie realised his feelings 

・Keeley gave her blessing, because you’d never go breach your friendship over a guy 

・When you started going out, Jamie did everything he could to impress you - take you on the most expensive dates to restaurants; one of his ideas was to take you to Disneyland but Keeley said ... that was overdoing it a bit. (She said maybe after a year of dating you’d be comfortable with that idea)

・You were hesitant with the relationship because you didn’t want an immature partner. But although he can be childish at times, he really developed as a person. 

・He’s accountable for his actions - and actually went and apologised to everyone he bullied at school

・You made him watch the Prince of Egypt and he response throughout was “woahh babe, babe what-” “um...why aren’t more people talking about this?” 

・And he basically cried throughout the movie, especially at the end. And then he asked what happens to them after they escape and you’re like ... “babe c’mon. It’s - they’ve literally written...”

・Calls you “babe,” “sexy,” “sweetcheeks” 

・Actually really likes the show Outlander, like ... a lot. To the point that he binge watched it and wanted to dress up as Jamie Fraser for Halloween

・You go to all his games (I mean...your brother is on the same team, so really two birds one stone, right?)

・He always spots you in the crowd (easily done - you sit where Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins do) and when he does, he blows you a kiss. It’s always good luck when you catch it and place it on your heart 

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔    

”I love you, wholeheartedly.” x “You shouldn’t, I don’t deserve it.”

Tough on the Outside, Soft on the Inside  x The Top 

Malewife x Girl/Guy/Theyboss

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆  

Enemies to Lovers 

Second-Chance At Love

Late Love Realisation

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈:    

Supersoaker by Kings of Leon

#witch the writer's headcanons #ted lasso headcanons #ted lasso #jamie tartt #s/o headcanons #boyfriend headcanons #malewife #jamie tartt x reader #gender neutral reader #witchthewriter #keeley jones #rebecca welton #coach beard #roy kent #nathan shelley #sassy collins #rupert mannion #trent crimm #higgins #witch the writer's stories #sam obisanya #mae green #ted lasso fanfic #ted lasso show #football #relationship tropes #romantic trope

[ughhhdavid]

Matthijs meeting 'the real Rebecca' // Ted meeting 'the real Trent'

#ted lasso #Rebecca welton #Ted lasso matthijs #Boatguy #Boatman #Boatbecca #Trent crimm independent #Tedependent #Tedtrent #Ted x trent #My post #Obviously i think they're always the real Rebecca/the real trent #They contain multitudes #It's just a reference to what sassy said in 1x07 #Also i love that we got 2 characters unmasking/revealing parts of themselves they don't always show #While their love interests look completely wonderstruck and head over heels

[roamwithahungryheart]

I'm not gonna lie, I loved writing this interaction 😂

(read the full chapter here!)

“So Stinky, have you heard anything from Marlborough Man?”

Rebecca half-smiled, trying not to show how much she secretly hated the nickname. “Nope.” She replied curtly, popping the ‘p’. “You?”

Sassy sunk into the plush velvet cushions on Rebecca’s couch and exhaled loudly, drawing out the word “Noooo.” She shook her head. “No, no, no. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Classic smash and dash.” She paused wistfully. “Never had a man leave the fucking country just to avoid ever having sex again though.”

“There’s a first time for everything.” Rebecca quipped. “Anyway, I thought you were the one who ended things?”

“Oh, I did. He was a mess. Tragic, really. Did I ever tell you he had an absolutely massive d-”

Rebecca’s hand shot up. “That’s too much information, Sass.”

#Ted Lasso #tedbecca #Ted x Sassy #Ted Lasso's canonically huge dick

[tiny-increments]

Sassy as coping mechanism, confirmed. ✅

(I wrote a little something about that)

#ted x sassy #ted lasso #sassy collins #god it feels good to be so right

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: [to Bucky] You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish, Buckaroo.

#original: ted lasso #robert downey jr #sebastian stan #tony stark #bucky barnes #winteriron #sassy tony stark #tony x bucky #Bucky x Tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[djcanipe99]

#Emilyxspencer #ted x sassy #ted x rebecca