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hellyeahheroes · 8 months
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AI - Our New Robot King by Sophie from Mars
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opiumvampire · 2 years
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had to ride in my cousins tesla today and he put the self driving thing on and i was like if this is really how i fucking die im going to kill myself
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cyrilvows · 1 year
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sorry everyone, had to lock down my fic because of all the AI scraping. I was a bit late to it and I'm worried it may have already been Had but I keep hope. you can still view it if you have an account, it's just to those who don't (or if you're not logged in on your browser) that it's not visible! I'm sorry again :(
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cauldronofmorning · 1 year
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I love Felicity.
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plasmalink · 10 months
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I just... Really hate all the techbros who are saying shit like "hey artists you better watch your days, we'll automate creativity and then its over for you guys!", not just for the obvious reason of how fucked up that world view is, but because it's heavily souring my genuine childlike wonder at how cool this technology is.
Like, take a step back, forget all the discourse we've been forced to have, and just think. We can tell a robot "gender reveal 9/11" and it can make an image of blue and pink exploding towers. That on its own is fucking insane?
And the actual like, algorithms and math that went into it too! We make robots that teach robots to teach themselves how to do stuff. Then just stick that shit in the microwave for a while and boom. Or just tell it "Here's the sum of all knowledge on earth, figure it out".
And I especially love those early AI generated images where any time you try and focus on something it falls apart, but it almost makes sense when you see if from the corner of your eye. That type of image, I don't know how to describe it fully, but it makes me think of when I'm trying to remember a dream as it's fading away in my head.
And these FUCKING chucklefucks decide "hey, let's use this cool as fuck technology in the worst possible way. let's get rid of those pesky people making a living doing what they love and get those shmucks back in an office building so they can get a real job. i'm going to be an asshole about it online and also pay $8 a month so maybe elon musk will notice me"
I'm so fucking tired, man. I want to be excited about new technology and shit but I just can't at this stage.
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AITA for banning transfem people off my website?
I (M40) banned a transfem (multiple, really, but this most recent one has turned into a real headache) from my social media blogging site. I informed her that her transition timeline pics were sexual content and then when people asked why she was banned I threatened to call the cops on her.
When I said that, she pointed it out on her alt blog, which I immediately destroyed like an angry god might smite its followers! Then I went to show everyone the horrible messages she sent after she'd been harassed for months without our moderation doing anything about it where she talked about hoping I die forever a painful death involving a car covered in hammers that explodes more than a few times and hammers go flying everywhere. This SHOULD have made people more sympathetic toward me, but now every single person on my website is calling me a transphobic rich techbro!
I can't be transphobic, because if I worked at a place that I thought was transphobic, I would simply not work at that place.
Hey, so, I know this is the topic of the day and we sometimes do posts about those, but this one isn't...fun. It's just depressing and exhausting that yet another internet space is confirmed to be actively hostile towards trans women (which like, not news, but more of it piling up just sucks)
However, I am going to post this (because this is the assholes blog) so y'all can discuss in the replies, try not to say anything that will get my blog nuked though
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ctrlsatoru · 1 day
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DIABLO CH2 - TOJI FUSHIGURO
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content: techbro billionare!toji, reader is gojo's little sister, age gap (toji's in his mid 30s, reader in mid 20s) kind of ooc toji, suggestive themes, no smut yet. protective!toji, but also asshole!toji. warnings: 18+ only. suggestive themes. explicit language, references to being roofied. toji being toji. minors do not interact. pairing: toji fushiguro x afab gojo!reader word count: 8k tags: @liitlesushi a/n: ok so this might be longer than I anticipated and also semi slow burn. it'll be worth it, trust. summary: It's Gojo's anniversary party, you're doomed by your Satoru's whims, haunted by your father's scheming, and now a devilish third player appears: Toji Fushiguro. And he's here to collect.
Toji opens his eyes, manually focusing on the strange ceiling. It twists slowly before it settles. 
This bed is not his own, he can tell from how flat the pillow feels under his head, which is throbbing painfully. He feels like a dozen horses ran over him. A voice, distinctly female, unnecessarily loud, makes him wince and curse under his breath.
“... If I agree, and I haven’t, you’re not picking my outfit. Know that .”
This is unlike him. He can’t remember a thing. The only good thing about not recognizing the bed is that he’s not gonna have to deal with a strange woman in his place–
“Because your conception of what’s socially acceptable to wear to a formal function is not tethered to earthly reality, Satoru.”
Oh.
It’s you .
You’re on the phone, standing by floor-to-ceiling windows. The sunlight casts off your ring like a white laser when you turn, blinding him.
“Mornin’” he croaks, pushing himself to sit against rough the rattan bed frame. The room moves from side to side, like you’re stuck in a boat instead of Haibara’s beach house. It’s all coming back to him, watching you and your boyfriend’s rowdy love spat, the deck–
“Oh. Hey, buddy.” you say idly, looking over your shoulder as you sit on the other side of the bed, your ring-covered finger tying your slutty sandals around your ankles like some shibari countess. The strap of your top falls as you lean over. Toji’s buffering.
His ears must be fucking deceiving him. Buddy?
The fuck?
He can’t for the life of him remember anything after the deck. You’re zooming through the room, texting furiously. On top of that, you look fresh and plump like lettuce out of the fridge, don’t you? But he had to blink several times to break through the layer of crust around his eyelashes, and his body is telling him you two fucked like animals for the past 12 hours.
Or he spent the weekend in the trenches. 
He feels wildly unprepared for this morning after, and it’s a just fucking relief that you’re keeping your distance until you start tap tap taping your little heels to the door.
“The hell do you think you’re goin’?”
You stop, surveying him over your shoulder like he’s coming close to being some sort of inconvenience. 
And then the corner of your lips lifts, the mole on your cheek jumping with the motion.
“It was fun.” Your phone starts ringing again. The sound drills a hole into Toji’s temples. “Too bad that it never happened.”
With that, you’re gone. 
You leave Toji with a bunch of unconscious people scattered around the house and Haibara, who’s still young enough to not know what a real hangover is. The kid will just not shut up about some hardcore surveillance system he had installed around the house recently after he noticed someone was stealing from his Kaws collection.
Toji listens to the whole story, sipping on the cold pressed green juice Haibara made himself, simply refusing to use the crystal straw, and makes a promise to himself. You’ll pay for whatever it is you did to him.
Even if he doesn’t remember what that was. Yet. It doesn’t matter. You’ll pay anyway. Nicely. 
“Say, kid.” he asks Haibara, licking the green foam off his lips and putting down the empty glass on the counter. The juice tasted just like it looks, which is cow puke, but his mind is somewhere else. Machinating. Scheming. 
“This system of yours, does it cover the whole house?”
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Here’s the thing.
There are many things Toji isn’t. 
For starters, he’s not easily bothered by most things, a trait that people usually mistake for a personal attack, like it has anything to do with them and isn’t just the hand that he was dealt. People assume others, in this case him, think about them more than he can be bothered to. 
He’s not a control junkie either, not anymore. He left those days behind.
Control isn’t something he needs to worry about anymore. He has plenty of it. If something gets out of line, it gets back on it automatically. That’s just the way life is. Sure, he had his vices back then; lactose, gambling, adrenaline, women. 
But the thing is, you learn a few things with age, right? Shiny things lose their sparkle. The excitement wears off. Nothing is safe from becoming predictable, not even the rush of hearing bone crack under his fists or the juiciest, tightest pussy presented to him on a tray.
And this sheds a light on the fact that he’s way past the age of being pussy whipped.
“You cannot be serious.”
So why the fuck is Shiu Kong looking at him like that? 
And who does he think he is standing next to him, all up on his screen, and mind you, only alive thanks to the fact that Toji has lost some edge from his gory days?
He shuts down the tab like a kid who got caught watching porn on the family PC.
“You listen to me. Don’t you ever fucking do that–”
“The Gojo kid?” 
Toji’s eyebrows dig into his face because you’re certainly not a kid. No. Far from it. Kids don’t go around feeding people horse tranquilizer or whatever the fuck it is you fed him with that glossy mouth of yours. And that’s what you did. That’s as far as he can remember. 
“Is that what’s been–”
“I’m gonna stop you before you say some dumb shit and piss me off any further.”
Shiu’s been pestering him for days now about the upcoming iteration and the threat of several deadlines. Toji has been brushing it off. No nagging back or shutting down his complaints. 
Somehow, his silence only pushes the stick up Shiu’s ass even. Like he’s his sexually neglected wife of 40 years.
Truth is, he hasn’t given the dynamic with his CFO/best friend much thought lately. Why would he when there’s an infuriating, mouthy woman with siren eyes that look down at him even when he’s about two heads taller than– 
You.
“–stalking the poor girl on the desktop version of Instagram.”
Toji returns to the conversation. “I don’t stalk people. I’m a grown-ass man.”
And you’re not a girl either. You’re something else. He hasn’t figured it out yet.
“Mm. So am I.” Shiu says, still standing there with his hands in his pants pockets, head tilting down at some forgotten paperwork on his desk. “And even I know looking at someone’s profile on a desktop computer is a concerning level of unemployment, which you’re not at. Yet.” 
Toji’s not that thick-headed. He knows he’s been distracted, but he can’t just brush away the mystery of what went down that night at Haibara’s. 
You pop up in his head unannounced and make yourself comfortable, rent fucking free. Like a little squatter. In the middle of meetings, on the drive back home, at the gym, when he’s at his favorite club with a gorgeous and willing girl on his lap. 
It’s becoming so frustrating that he’s started to despise you for real, and not just the made-up version of yourself he created when he met you and decided you were an ill-mannered bunny that he wanted to toy with for a bit.
In this scenario, of course, he was a wolf.
No one ever talks about how sometimes the bunny roofies the wolf and bolts the morning after.
Days pass and his mind is blank of memories, no glimpses, no time-stopping sex flashbacks, just a bunch of vivid dreams about you that distract him to the point of burning his toast one morning and nearly knocking the front teeth off his trainer’s face.
Toji’s positive you didn’t fuck. Sure, you had a bit of bed hair, but your face lacked the I-was-fucked-by-the-Toji-Fushiguro glaze he was used to seeing in women and took pride in. You looked perfectly fine, unfucked enough to be giving hell to your dimwit brother on the phone and fuck with him before disappearing.
It was fun.
He was also wearing underwear, and you walked just fine. No wobbly legs or tilted hips. No bruises on your neck or scratches on his back– 
Too bad that it never happened.
You had shared a bed, that much he knew. He caught a whiff of your perfume after you left. He had cursed you then, feeling like a pathetic fucking dog sniffing up some pillows, but now the confusion and annoyance faded to a curiosity that extends past the time in his head he gives to even the best lays he’s had. 
So he put up an incognito tab and looked you up hoping to find something corny or annoying about you to make you unappealing, and somehow he landed on your personal IG profile. 
You posted a set of pictures three days ago of meaningless corners at some random location. The fourth picture is a snap of what looks like your desk. By the corner, there’s a polaroid of you and your fiancé. 
You’re standing in front of the guy, leaning your head to the side with his chin resting nice and cozy on your shoulder, his nose pressed against your neck. It pulled a dry snort from the depths of his chest.
He found your twitter account as well, because why not? And finds nothing interesting there. You stick to promoting your work and hardly communicate. Other people in your circle, on the other hand…
Toji went through a twitter phase not too long ago. He found endless amusement in pissing people off with less than 140 characters and replying to those who enjoyed his work. He uninstalled the app the second he found people selling mugs with screencaps of his tweets. 
Safe to say the decision made Shiu’s and the PR team quite happy. 
He’s out of the loop with the overall discourse, but it’s clear that you have farmed your own dedicated micro following online and your boyfriend’s some kind of underground A24 flowerboy on the rise. 
The both of you, as a couple, act like viagra for a very specific, insufferable and presumptuous crowd. They’re hyper-focused on the fact that you haven’t posted him on your stories lately and that Hiroki allegedly deleted some posts with you on Instagram.
Kids these days. As short as life is, and the things they waste their time on… 
“Please tell me that’s not her twitter account,” Shiu says. Toji’s hands twitch. “This is more pathetic than I thought. No wonder you haven’t gotten anything done in days.”
Toji kills the rest of the tabs, spitting over his shoulder “I can’t very well do my fucking job if you’re breathing over my fucking shoulder, can I? You know how I fucking feel about people standing behind me when I’m trying to get shit done.”
“ Twitchy .” Shiu notes and takes his sweet time walking around his desk, plopping down on the seat in front of him.
“Yep, take a seat, why don’t you.” Toji grumbles.
His partner and oldest friend crosses his legs in front of him and taps his fingers on his knee, a sign that he’s craving a cigarette.
“So I’m gonna take a leap of faith here and assume this is some kind of executive-level scheming, and you’re just exploiting a vulnerability.”
Toji’s face twists like he sucked on a lemon at the mere thought of it. 
“You know damn well the day I do business with that old cunt will be the day your ex-wife comes clean about what she did at that yoga retreat in Bali and asks for forgiveness.”
“Figures. So?”
“You’d probably take her back. Fucking cuck.”
“She really got under your skin, didn’t she?” Shiu notes, not at all bothered by the unprovoked attacks. 
Toji sniffs, comes down from the spike of anger, and finds a more comfortable position on his chair.
“She owes me.”
Shiu leans his head back, mildly amused. 
“You adding usury to your ledger now?”
“Not money.”
“Alright then, I don’t want to know.” Lies. But Shiu knows better than to push too much. Toji’s the type to hoard details not because he’s afraid of compromise, just to be an asshole. 
It’s refreshing to see him almost… desperate. If you were anything like your brother, Shiu thought, you might be just the perfect little karma agent for his best friend.
“Fine. You get that business sorted. You’re no use to me if you’re distracted.”
“You worry about sorting your own business and I’ll worry about mine, Kong.”
Shiu stands up, fighting back a smile until he opens the door, stopping at the sight of Toji’s assistant about to knock.
“What is it?” Toji asks, scratching his eyebrow, already exhausted.
Keiko looks down at the tablet in her hands, hesitant.
“The team at Gojo Corp has reached out, sir. It seems Gojo Shinobu would like to invite you to dinner next week.”
The look on Shiu’s face as he slowly turns to face him is priceless. Toji rests his elbows on his desk, a sinister smile pulling at his scar.
“Well, isn’t that interesting?”
“Interesting indeed.” Shiu agrees. Keiko eyes them skeptically.
“I better get to work then, eh?”
“Anytime would be nice, yes.” Shiu says, turning to Keiko. “I guess I’ll finally find out about Bali, then.”
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So you might think, look at him backtracking like that. 
Don’t get him wrong, it’s nothing like that.
Toji’s sitting across from Gojo Shinobu, the man, the myth, the bigot himself, with absolutely no intention of making business with him.
He’s just sniffing the territory.
And he almost regrets it. The man is a disturbingly aged mixture of you and your brother: the hair and the uncanny valley eyes went to him, but the eyebrows, the slope of his nose, it’s you. Even the handshake, firm and tight like a war general, reminds Toji of you.
Gojo Shinobu’s old as the fucking bible. His eyes are graying, eyelids sagging, but he’s still got it for sure. 
Let’s make one thing clear, Toji doesn’t like the old fart. He represents many things that he despises about older generations, and his business model is one of the many reasons for the country living in the past, but he’s not about to get political. 
Not liking Gojo Shinobi doesn’t mean he doesn’t have some respect for him, so he’s honest and immediately shuts down the proposal of Gojo Corp. being involved in future Diablo releases.
Dignified. Not happy. But never one to see a no for what it is, Shinobu just smiles, brushes his beard like a Ghibli villain, and switches the subject.
Alcohol involved and pretending to put business talk aside, the conversation flows easily. Your father has a surprisingly entertaining dry sense of humor. Toji supposes you stop giving a shit when you have one foot in the grave.
“I hear you have a kid.”
“Two kids.” Toji says, remembering that he’s supposed to pick up Tsumiki in an hour. Ballet class. She’s getting rather serious about it. “A girl and a boy.”
“Ah, good balance.” Shinobu nods with a knowing smile. “They listen to you? How old are they?”
“15 and 16. And they do.”
They don’t, because they’re teenagers, not soldiers. Megumi and Tsumiki are good kids, certainly better than he was at their ages, they don’t need him ordering them around.
“Dangerous, dangerous age.” your father hums. “You make sure they do that, save yourself the bitterness in the future.”
Damn. Alright. Toji lifts his eyebrows and leans in, listening. That’s all it takes.
“You’d be surprised. You get a little too light handed, and a perfect sapling can get ruined just like that.” he snaps his fingers. “It’s harder to straighten them up as they grow up.”
Toji takes a long, good sip, fighting back a chuckle. He has no concerns when it comes to who or how people choose to fuck, but the blatant homophobia is always amusing.
“Or worse, they’ll gang up on you.” Shinobu scoffs “No wife? You raising them on your own?”
“I am.”
“Good man. It’s hard, honest work. Make sure you look for a good one to settle with, not all of them are in touch with their motherly instinct.”
His assistant comes in, tells him someone has arrived.
Shinobu makes a noise with his nose or mouth that reminds Toji of an exasperated horse.
“Take the advice from me. You see–”
He leans over the table, brushes his beard. 
“If, and I’m not wishing this upon you, your daughter comes of age and– after years of picking up and dropping all sorts of interests with no interest in commitment, she  comes to the conclusion that she wants to waste her life playing with cameras and hanging out with gender-bending creatives ,”
The word is said with so much despise Toji feels like there should be a new phobia for it
“–you have to sit down and choose what’s more important; letting her waste her potential away, or being in her good graces. Sometimes it can’t be both, that’s just how it is.”
Perhaps Toji hasn’t given you enough credit. You could’ve ended up a lot worse than you are. You could’ve murdered him and kept him in your fridge instead of drugging him, and he’d kind of understand why.
“But when she tells you she wants to let some bland dimwit into your family and make him blood, you take matters into your own hands.” he nods firmly, like it’s Toji he’s mad at, and finally looks over his shoulder, nostrils flared.
Asaya Hiroki approaches the table. Jetlagged eyes, tail between his legs.
“Fushiguro, this is Asaya Hiroji, my daughter’s boyfriend.” he says, with a meaningful side eye. Hiroki looks like he has half a mind to correct him on either the name or relationship status but he’s too fond of keeping his head attached to his body.
You were right, Hiroki’s pretty. Toji can’t compete in that department. He looks like he puts sugar and milk on his tea and smashes the china on the floor when he’s told he can’t have more, like a psychotic puppy. 
In other words, both of you make sense together. 
You like to look at pretty things so your boyfriend’s cute. No harm in acknowledging that, though he remembers Tsumiki mentioning that when noses dip down like that it means there’s some kind of prosthetic. 
And if you pay attention, really read between the lines of his 90’s film heartthrob face, something’s off with him, isn’t it?
But what does he care? A nose job is no crime. Hiroki has other flaws to offer. For example, he has a rather shitty way of hiding the fact that he’s doing something he’s not supposed to right now. 
Perhaps, even, going behind someone’s back.
And the guy calls himself an actor.
Satisfied with the results of what he thought would be a waste of an afternoon, He excuses himself. If he leaves now, he’ll be in time to get to Tsumiki’s class before it’s done and have the other kids’ moms and nannies ogle at him. Tsumiki hates it when he does that.
“Don’t be a stranger, Fushiguro. I’d like to keep this channel between us open. I hope to see you at the anniversary party.”
“Pardon?” Toji stops, surprised.
“The company’s anniversary party, this Friday,” Shinobu says, like it’s obvious. “I’d like you to meet my son, and well, you’re already acquainted with my daughter.”
Hiroki’s round bobba eyes follow him all the way to the grand crystal doors. Toji has the distinct feeling that he was just part of Shinobu taking matters into his own hands. 
He’s both disturbed and impressed. He never mentioned meeting you, and he’s pretty damn sure that this didn’t slip from your lips either.
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Every year the company throws an anniversary party, and you and your brother and every high-level employee have to attend and listen to your father’s rendition of why diesel was better and how you’re all wimps for being born after the extinction of smallpox. 
The one year that you didn’t attend, because you were stuck in Norway with a canceled flight, your father spent exactly 11 months reminding you of it like you had any say in the weather conditions of the North Sea.
Tonight might be his last speech as chairman, not because he’s dying or anything, but because he’s about to step down from his position after growing health concerns. 
Suguru approaches you at the empty family table with a flute, sitting down next to you with a lift of his eyebrow. He’s looking as handsome as ever, dressed in black, with his hair tied back, but you much prefer the bangs framing his face.
“So, when do you think he’s going to publicly execute the medical staff that diagnosed him with Alzheimer’s?”
He chuckles, fingers tapping the table. “Probably after he declares war on Gretha Thunberg.”
You’re wary. He might have everyone convinced, but it’s not like him to step down quietly. Your instincts are telling you to expect shenanigans tonight, and they’ve never once failed you.
“Seems too good to be true, don’t you think?” you say, eyeing the crowd around you. “I don’t know how Satoru’s so cool about it.”
Suguru sighs, craning his neck. “I wouldn’t say he is.”
And of course, that’s when your brother slams his palm on the table and makes you jump in surprise. He leans over the two of you, eyeing the room like it’s the school cafeteria and he’s the king of prom.
And he kind of is. Today your father will officially name him his successor, so the sour look in his face makes you and Suguru share a look.
“Do you see Hideo Kojima on steroids hanging out with Nanamin? I guess next year we’ll have the Yakuza on the jazz band.”
You laugh, only half weirded out, not interested in knowing what he’s talking about, unlike Suguru who looks up at your brother, confused.
“ Who? ”
“ Toji Fushiguro. ” Gojo drawls, icily amused, and your neck turns so fast Suguru worries it’ll break. “And his underling.”
Remember your intuition? Red sirens start ringing in your head, and the edges of your vision start staining in with a deep burgundy color.
What on earth is he–
“Dad invited him.” Satoru says, still not sitting down and still scanning the room with deadly eyes. You feel the urge to look around and pinpoint his exact location, but you wait for him to point with his chin. “They’ve been seeing each other. Mimosas and manicures, I heard.”
You find him across the room, just over the elevated candles in the middle of your table, talking with Nanami and some man you don’t recognize. 
You fight the weak but sensible urge to look away when he suddenly turns to your table with an unreadable expression and lifts his glass in your direction, like he felt the shit talking from a distance.
The room is vast, but you recognize the feeling of his eyes looking straight at you. Your brother is too occupied cursing under his breath while he lifts his glass to notice you gulping.
“You think dad’s hitting that?”
You try not to gag. “You’re sick.”
“Cause someone will owe me a loooot of money if that’s the case.” he taunts. You both placed a bet on whether your father is bisexual or not years ago. “Look at him, standing there like he’s threatening to swipe all the fertile wives in the room. Freak.”
You snort on your drink, a bit of it goes down the wrong pipe, Suguru pats your back.
“You better hold on to yours then.”
“Nah, he’s locked in. Ain’t cha , babes?”
You roll your eyes, feeling Suguru shake his head with a lovesick smirk. Your brother replies with a wink, lazily dropping his weight on the chair next to you, like you need to be in the middle of all that.
You lean back, stretching your neck. “Ok, you can back up a little. It’s embarrassing enough to be matching with you.”
Satoru stretches his arm over your now empty seat. They’ve been purposefully keeping a distance, him and Suguru, people assume it’s for appearances sake, but you know them better than that. They’re playing some game tonight, and you’d rather pluck out your lashes one by one than learn the details.
“And I distinctly remember asking you to stop feeding into those fucked up theories online about me terrorizing you as a child, but you had to take those creepy family portraits with the heads cut off. We don’t always get what we want, sis.”
And don’t you know that. Tonight was stressing enough without 6’ something with a lip scar, ever so subtly following with his eyes as you make your way around the party. Not too obvious for an outsider to notice, but just enough to make the exposed hairs at the back of your neck stand up.
You’re a little too energized. Like too many shots of espresso after an allnighter. It makes no sense to start feeling threatened by Toji Fushiguro tonight, when he’s in your territory, but you do. 
But you weren’t raised in your father’s household to be so easily intimidated, so you mingle, let people stop you for quick, boring catch ups and questions about being excited about your brother and what-have-you-been-up -tos, even those whose faces or names you can’t recall. You smile, entertain and even ask people about their whereabouts, until you’re out of social battery for the rest of the month.
“Took you long enough.” you say, making a point of not looking at him.
His voice comes closer than you expected or feel comfortable with. Smooth and dark, in through your left ear.
“Patience is a virtue, haven’t you heard?”
His presence is more unnerving than you geared up for, and just like the first time, a shiver cuts through you. Something urges you to move and take a step sideways, out of the magnetic pull around him. 
You finally take him in. Tailored tuxedo, slightly tousled black hair that you know for a fact is unfairly soft, exuding confidence. Never in your life had you encountered someone as infuriating and intoxicating as him.
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“Are you my new stepdaddy?”
A slap to his face would’ve stunned him less. Hell, he might’ve enjoyed it. You don’t give him a chance. His pants have no business getting tighter from that fucking question.
“Excuse me?”
“You heard me.”
Toji hums, hands in his pockets, playing off the fact that you’ve been talking for ten seconds and he’s already fighting the urge to devour you where you stand. 
“Depends.”
You lift an eyebrow. 
“You into that kind of thing?”
You scoff, dismissive as always, but suspiciously purse your lips to one side before taking a sip of your drink.
Head held high, nose up in the air. Toji takes your profile in. The light bouncing off the high points of your face, the deliberate, doll-like curl of your lashes, the soft slope of your neck and the dips and curves of your shoulders. Your dress painted a nice image in his head of your body from afar, so he refrains from going past your collarbones.
“What? No comeback? I’m disappointed.”
“I didn’t expect to see you any time soon.”
“Like I said, patience is a virtue.”
You roll your eyes and laugh dismissively. “You don’t believe that.”
“Bold assumption.” he counters. “I wanted to see how long you’d last entertaining guests, but then your right eye started twitching and I suppose took some pity on you.”
“Aren’t you an empath.”
“Even to those who don’t deserve it.”
Your chin quivers, but you keep the smile to yourself with a quick sigh. Toji could look down at the way your chest rises and drops, but he’s not in a rush here. 
“Why are you here?”
“Is that any way to speak to a guest? I’m sure Shinobu raised you better than that.”
Name dropping your father gets the exact reaction he was hoping for.
“Why are you here?” you repeat, enunciating slowly, but the words you want to say are dont fuck with me right now.
But you’re too precious for him to deny himself the pleasure. Not when your eyebrows tremble like that. 
“Your father was kind enough to invite me. It would’ve been rude to turn him down.”
“You’re not here to entertain him. He’s stepping down soon and you can’t stand him.”
“Me disagreeing with his work ethics doesn’t mean that I don’t respect him.” You laugh, loud and clear, not caring for the heads turning your way. “Why else would I waste a perfectly nice friday night surrounded by a bunch of suck ups? Are you suggesting I have some ulterior motive?”
Your squint at him, like you don’t believe he has the guts to say it.
“Did you perhaps assume I’m here for… you ?”
Toji wonders if your silence has anything to do with the white haired manchild looking your way for the second time.
“We do have something to settle. You owe me something, if I remember correctly.” 
“I think you’re mistaking me for someone else.”
“Nice try. An explanation, does that ring any bells?” 
Your head snaps up to him, the wisps of hair hanging from the sides of your face flow with the movement. The tip of your nose and your cupid’s bow catch the light, if he couldn’t see your face this close he’d mistake that for sweat. 
He’s reminded of how you looked at the deck in contrast to the sight of you right now. A sheer layer of sweat was covering your skin, your plump thighs spilling on the wood surface, he kept his hands in his phone and held on to his own sanity.
“What is there to explain? Nothing happened.”
Toji tilts his head. “Lying is a bad, bad thing,” 
“We didn’t do anything, Fushiguro.” you insist, lowering your voice. Toji looks over your head, bored with your attempts at gaslighting. “If you–”
“You wanna dance?” 
The nonchalant act drops, you unconsciously lean back and open your mouth like there’s not enough air in the room. Toji smirks at your hesitation, cold, challenging
“It’s in your best interest.”
“How?”
“Because the old cunt that kept kissing your hand earlier is coming our way and I’m about to leave you alone with him” he lies and you don’t dare look over your shoulder to check, not wanting to risk making eye contact with the slimmy fucker.
It’s a bad idea. Being near Toji is a bad idea, dancing with him is the equivalent of putting on a vest bomb. Your father is somewhere in the room and your brother might act aloof but not a single interaction of his interest is going unnoticed. 
Putting your hand in his is a bad, bad idea. The worst. But you suspect figuring out Toji Fushiguro’s intentions will take some compromise on your part, so you don’t hesitate when you grab his hand.
With his arm around you, Toji sees flashes of a particularly vivid dream he had about you days ago. The first thing he did when he woke up from it was open his app notes and write two words, perverse angel . Now he knows it was actually deja vu; you close your eyes for a bit, the breathing image of reminiscing. This isn’t your first time in his arms.
The melody gets rather slow. You hold yourself with all the poise of a reluctant little heiress, defiant but serene as you look at him, arm resting over his.
While he’s growing quite fond of the sight of your neck exposed, he’d rather find the main pin and let your hair down. Let you get comfortable, not taut like you are in his hold.
“You look like a tall pint of guinness.”
Toji could do this all night. Just watch your expression drop, annoyance pinch at your temples.
One ankle betrays you, but he’s not about to let that happen. The arm around your waist keeps you steady, moving along with him. His grip is firm, but not overpowering.
“You’re an asshole.” You say like you just discovered it tonight.
He’s right. You know it and you hate that he described it so right. You’re dressed in a black, sleek and form fitting dress that goes down to your ankles and the top is made of an off-shoulder white band that wraps around your shoulders.
Toji laughs with that shark grin of his, his scar stretching. 
“There’s nothing wrong with it.” He adds helpfully, hand coming up to straighten the white fabric around your left shoulder. The air turns colder with the absence of his arm, but it returns to the spot in no time. “Wouldn’t have been my first choice, granted, but it’s a lovely dress. Perfect for a night at the pub, watching the game with the boys.”
Your lips curl in distaste. “I think I’ll pass on the unsolicited fashion advice, thanks.”
“Come on. You can never go wrong with a red dress.” he counters, eyes dropping briefly. You wrinkle your nose, he takes offense. “ What? ”
“Not my style” you shrug.
He hums sarcastically. “Now that’s just tragic.”
“If it makes you feel better, I’ll make sure to wear one to your funeral.”
The couples closest to you turn with different looks of controlled distaste. Toji laughs heartily, head thrown back and everything. 
“I’ll hold you to that. I might just return just to see it with my own eyes.”
“Not sure doors open both ways in hell, but hey, more power to you.” 
“So you wanna hear my theory?”
You sigh. “Nothing happened, Toji. I mean it.”
What a terrible liar you are.
“I think you had a little alcohol in you, were fresh off a fight with your boyfriend, and just couldn’t help yourself because you have a thing for problems.”
You nod sarcastically. “And of course, you’re the problem in question.”
“Well, yes.” he blinks. “And you don’t have half the self control you believe you have. So you freaked out and put me to sleep to stop yourself from doing something you thought you might regret.”
This is how it was. You had forgotten the rush, despite replaying time and time again your past conversations. Interacting with Toji Fushiguro’s like playing five finger filet, thrilling and grueling and high risk, but it’s a whole other thing with people around you. You can’t let up, all your senses need to be on guard.
“Aren’t you too old to be throwing a fit because I gave you more than you could handle?”
Toji’s eyes dig into yours, a hint of amusement and something else.
“Here’s a piece of advice: choose your words very, very carefully. They might come back to haunt you. ”
“It never happened. And it won’t.” You repeat with a cool tone. The pulse on your wrist drums against his own. 
“I have to say, you’re a better actress than he is.” he mentions. “But denial does not suit you. We’re gonna have to do something about that or things will get very awkward real soon.”
“Actually I think we should focus on your rejection issues first.”
“I’m not a problem for you to solve, sweetheart.” he chuckles darkly, eyes knowing, never leaving yours. Years of practicing the art of bullshitting in your household could not help you deny the attraction. “What you see is what you get. And you can, when you stop being a little coward.”
He makes you turn effortlessly, that’s when you see it. The words die on your lips, your stomach drops, all resolve wavers. Toji releases you, and your arms hang limp on your sides.
He licks his scar and smirks sideways at you, eyes twinkling with mischief. “You should fix your face, sweets, ‘cause I won’t behave if he wants to pick a fight.” 
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You’ve always liked Nanami Kento. He’s one of your father’s closest advisors, the pathological victim of Gojo’s pestering, and always impeccably polite to you, sweet even. But right now, when he’s introducing Toji Fushiguro and his friend to Suguru and Hiroki, you’d love to hit him in the head with a hammer.
At least your brother is nowhere to be seen.
"Pleasure to meet you," Suguru says.
Hiroki has a hand around your waist, he’s not looking at you, but you know what the dimpling of his cheeks mean. 
“We’ve met before actually, haven’t we?” Toji turns to him, brow burying into his face like he’s not too sure. “Correct me if I’m wrong. I don’t remember too well.”
Your heart is stuck in your neck, threatening to crawl out of your mouth. Suguru gives you an odd look.
“We have.” You don’t see the look on Hiroki’s face when he replies, but his tone is controlled.
“Yeah, I thought so.” 
Shiu Kong says something, and Suguru responds accordingly. 
You grab a drink from a passing tray and the corner of Toji’s mouth tilts, his attention on Suguru’s conversation. You feel irrationally mad, you feel like slapping him, but then he’d probably fix his jaw and look at you like you should go rougher and–
There’s something seriously wrong with you.
You grab Hiroki’s hand and pull him with you.
He’s confused but follows you nonetheless. “Can you just wait for a–”
“We should ditch the party.” You say, but he doesn’t agree like he usually would and grabs your arm, stopping you at once, brown eyes searching yours.
“You’re not even gonna ask why I’m here?”
“My dad invited you?” you reply, confused by the offended look on his face.
He makes a strange face. “ No . Why would he? You know how I feel about this kind of thing.”
Now you’re confused. You smell his breath and notice his flushed cheeks. “But you’re here.”
“Wow. Try to contain the excitement, why don’t you.” he scoffs. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to fly across continents and interrupt whatever the hell that wa–”
He’s starting to raise his voice, drawing attention, usually composed demeanor nowhere to be seen. You catch the smell of his breath and put two and two together. 
“You’ve been drinking.”
His face drops. The volatile look in his eyes is not something you can deal with tonight.
You’re forever grateful for the woman announcing your father’s speech. Hiroki’s expression clears up, but he gives you a look that says you’ll resume the conversation later, soon, tonight . 
Then he puts his arm around you, pulls you to his side, and leads you closer to the podium.
Your father looks into the crowd with piercing blue eyes. You have a bad feeling. Like if you were to take a picture right now, it would later be displayed as the moment before hell broke loose.
“... And as many of you know, the time has come for me to step back and allow a new generation to lead us forward."
The crowd hangs on his every word. You scan the room for the 10th time, worried eyes looking for a head full of white hair.
Hiroki notices your unease and looks down at you, rubbing your arm. “Hey, what is it?”
“I don’t see Satoru.”
Your father continues, voice unwavering. 
"It is with great confidence and optimism that I announce my successor, a person who embodies the values and vision of our company." 
You finally find Satoru at the back, he’s with Suguru and Nanami. Waving his arms around him, pissed .
"Please join me in welcoming the next CEO of Gojo Corp, Noritoshi Kamo."
The room erupts into applause, but before his words can fully register, a sudden, sharp crack echoes through the hall. For a split second, confusion takes over, and then it turns to full blown panic.
You see your father go down and your legs move on their own
Gunshots.
People are running, ducking and diving for cover all around you. Tables are overturned and glass shatters.
"Get down!" someone shouts. 
Someone slams into you. 
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Toji helps you up. Quick eyes locating an exit and going for it.
“My dad.” you protest, trying to look over your shoulder, and Toji has half a mind to fully pick you up.
“He’s fine.” he assures, hand covering your head, pulling it down.
Security sprung into action in no time at the first gunshot, formed a barrier around him and hurried the old man out of the stage. Toji had seen it with his own eyes right before he caught you running like a tweaking baby reindeer, and saw some piece of shit slam himself into you.
You keep protesting and trying to go in the opposite direction, and Toji’s positive the gunman hasn’t been taken down yet so he throws you over his shoulder and slams the exit door open, leading you down the corridor.
You’re livid, fists slamming into his back without mercy. Toji puts you down when he’s comfortable in the emptiness of the sterile hallway. Eyes still looking over your head as you give him an earful.
“Shut the fuck up for a second, will you?”
You’re just flabbergasted, opening your mouth again in full Karen fashion
Toji doesn’t care for it. “Are you hurt?”
“No.” you reply furiously, fist tight on your sides. You catch your breath, step down from your heels and start to speed walk. “I need to find my father– I need to– Satoru –”
“They’re safe.” Toji says on your side. “Gojo’s security doesn’t fuck around. I mean they did fuck up letting a guy bring a gun inside the premises, but they were quick with it.”
Your nostrils flare. Toji hears voices at the corner and pushes you behind him, he sees a couple of guys in black in the reflection, wired ears, walking like they know they might lose their jobs tonight.
“Hey, I got the heiress here. She’s looking for her old man.”
Escorted by them, you two rendezvous with your father in some conference room upstairs. The altercation can be heard from outside. 
“It’s for the best. You don’t understand the full picture.”
Nanami, your father’s closest advisors, everyone is gathered here. Someone says the police have arrived. You pay them no mind, eyes stuck on your father and your brother.
Satoru starts pacing and turns to face Shinobu. 
“No, I understand all of it. You’re too fucking prideful to let me fix what you did.”
Getting caught in a family brawl was not in Toji’s plans tonight, but he stays put, watching you approach them with confusion all over your face. They don’t seem to notice you. 
Gojo Shinobu levels his son with warning eyes, finger pointed at him. “Watch your words, Satoru. You don’t know what you’re talking about. My decision is final.”
“Oh, I know exactly what I’m talking about.” Satoru shoots back. “You know I can do it. You just can’t stand the thought of me succeeding where you fucking failed.” 
It’s clear on the look on your face that you don’t know what your brother is talking about, and that you’re in no headspace to ask either. The words hit your father square in the chest. 
Things are about to get bloody.
“You think you’re ready for this? You’re nothing but a spoiled, entitled brat who thinks he deserves everything handed to him on a silver platter. Look at what you’ve made of your life, acting like everything is a fucking game. You think I’ll let someone like you lead what I spent my life building?”
“Jesus christ, dad.” you say in disbelief, giving your brother a careful look. 
Satoru’s eyes flash.
“Over my dead fucking body.”
Your brother’s face contorts in rage, he lunges forward, fist aimed at your father’s face. No one, not even the army of security is as fast as you going after him, but it’s ultimately Toji who cuts in, strong hand catching Gojo’s arm, stopping him mid swing.
Blue crazy and uncanny eyes land on him. As a general rule, Toji does not get in other people’s business, particularly not love spats or family drama, but he means it when tells your brother:
“Trust me, you’ll thank me later.” 
Your father collects his features and chuckles mockingly. Shaking his head, letting himself be escorted away by an assistant that is most definitely underpaid for shit like this and a wall of security men.
Gojo drops his arm, watching his father walk away, chest heaving up and down. 
“Toru?”
It’s weird on you. The look of being lost and confused. Small in the middle of a family brawl. It’s not right.
“What was that?” You ask, voice nothing like Toji has heard before. 
“Not now,” your brother snaps, turning around and walking in the opposite direction, Geto Suguru quickly joining his side.
Toji’s phone starts ringing. Shiu, probably wondering where the fuck he is. He walks away to answer, hoping one of the security guys eyeing him does something stupid like trying to stop him.  
Shiu’s waiting for him outside, lets him know that the police caught the guy, and helpfully lets him know he saw some people they know act like fools in the midst of the chaos. Toji takes a deep breath, and yet again, against his own rules, tells him to give him the details later and to leave without him, not answering any questions about his whereabouts. 
With your father leaving the crowd has dispersed. Your boyfriend, god knows where he came from, is trying to get you to reason with him in a corner of the room.
Toji stays put and watches it.
“Why?” he asks you. He has his grip on both your arms, like he’s trying to shake something out of you. You’re looking at him like he grew a second head. “We talked about it all the time, we always said–”
“What do you mean why ? Have you lost your mind? I can’t leave Satoru alone right now, Hiroki.”
“Well in case you didn’t notice he just fucking left you here.” he snaps at you. 
You flinch. Recoil. Pull away from him.
“Let go, Hiroki. I’m sorry but I can’t deal with you tonight.”
“You can’t? Right. You can’t. Tell me something, do you have any idea what kind of shit I’ve had to put up with–”
You snarl at him, baring your teeth, pulling away to no avail. Bare feet stomping on the carpeted floor. Hiroki doesn’t even sway with your attempts, or flinch at the near animalistic way you look at him. 
“I fucking don’t. And I don’t want to know. I didn’t ask you to be here tonight.”  you reply, tone vicious, jaw locked. “You don’t get to hold it against me.”
The next thing Hiroki says flows out easily out of his mouth, like it’s known, or an acceptable thing to say to the woman you’re going to marry. 
“They don’t give a shit about you. You know that.”
The piece of shit is not letting up, you gasp when he fixes his grip on you. 
Toji walks over you, gets between you, way too close to his pretty face. The abrupt interruption startles Hiroki and gives you an advantage; you step back, free at last.
“I think that’s enough.”
“Well, this is just great.” Hiroki chortles, looking away like he’s collecting his thoughts. Biting his lips in contemplation. “You know, I keep seeing you everywhere lately, why is that?”
Toji shrugs. He’s not gonna punch his pretty teeth into his face even if he oh so desperately wants to. You’ve had a long night, and he’s gonna have a hard time forgetting how you looked earlier when your moron of a brother brushed you off and left you behind, standing with your heels hanging from your hand.
Doesn’t mean he’s not gonna give the boy something to pop a vein about. “Why don’t you take a guess, hm?”
Hiroki’s eyes land on you. Lids heavy. Toji confirms everything he suspected about him. 
And he makes a decision. He’s gonna get rid of him.
“Are you fucking him?”
How predictable. Toji looks at you over his shoulder, and somehow you understand the silent question. You shake your head.
“You have to leave.” you sound a lot more like yourself now. Except tired. Really exhausted. Like your feet are about to give out under you. Toji is not blind to the way you’ve been putting all your weight on one foot.
Hiroki pauses, realization lands on him that you’re talking to him, and not Toji.
“Get on a plane, fly back to Spain, and stay there for as long as you have to.”
“This is fucking unbelievable.” 
“I disagree. Have a safe flight.”
Hiroki stomps past and hits his shoulder against an unfazed Nanami Kento, who looks back at him like he’s a speck of dust. He asks if everything is fine, examining Toji thoroughly. You seem to be surrounded by assholes at all times.
You nod, ask about your dad. He’s currently talking to the police. Nanami insists on getting you a car, tells you to rest, but you hesitate.
“I can take her home.” Toji says, surprising himself yet again. You look at him, then at Nanami, and following his lead you surprise him when you nod.
“Are you sure?” Nanami repeats. 
“Yes. Keep me posted?”
The blonde man’s eyes soften just a bit, he touches your shoulder, promises he will. He doesn’t keep his eyes off Toji until you walk out of the door.
Toji thinks that maybe he does like the guy, stick up his ass and all.
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turbofanatic · 10 months
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Had a weird dream which inspired another storyline (which is honestly the last thing I need right now) and most importantly it has an ending rather than being an overstuffed epic that goes on forever. So we'll see where this goes.
There's echoes in places humans frequent. Places you can slip between if you're unlucky. Whatever you do, don't eat the food. Solution spaces just close enough to look normal at first glance. The backrooms, fairy lands, dungeon crawls, you know the drill. This is an old idea, who cares. The important thing is that these places echo human spaces the same way ML image generators echo human art, purely statistically, with no context. In 2020 an event occurred drastically increasing the rate of occurrence and driving people away from offices in the same way covid did. And people figured out how to open these spaces and did what they always do, take advantage of it! It's a statistically representative sample of real spaces! Go to your competitor's echo space, grab as much data as you can, collate it and generate a statistics based idea of what they're actually doing for profit! Of course you have to deal with the echoes of the people in there, and the fact that it confuses plumbing with intestines and wires with nerves. Good luck!
Meet Luke, a techbro loser who was laid off after getting stuck in one of these places and eating the food. He's a very rare survivor but his biology is scrambled, making him eat aluminum, ooze gallium, and be 5x denser than a normal human. His new job involves acting as muscle for an office-dungeon delving team. He is not happy with this. He deserves it. He's a reasonably good coder but also the sort of idiot that bought those ape NFTs and probably got scammed out of them all.
He's now forced to work with four other assholes on a job that only the craziest of people would take. But he's still got his health insurance at least.
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I cannot fucking believe Watcher had to release an apology video after their fandom was revealed to be the most entitled, hypocritical assholes on the entire planet. Like I am glad they cleared some stuff up, but they didn't do anything wrong??? They shouldn't have had to back track on making things exclusive to their platform???? What the fuck????? I s2g I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone.
Like y'all really claim to give a shit about creative freedom and treating artists with respect and being anti-ad and against big companies buying out smaller ones but then the second a group you like tries to go independant and get rid of ads it's like "have you considered canceling half your shows and firing staff and not renting sets and getting rid of your CEO and leaving LA so I can continue to receive media for free??" like good fucking god. The entire internet showed their ass on this and I'm legit ashamed.
People really claim to give a shit about being anti-capitalist but the second it starts to affect something they actually care about it's right back to "but I deserve free art no matter the cost to the artist" like you sound EXACTLY like AI techbro assholes and it's embarrassing to watch and incredibly disheartening as an artist and creator who has lost money because I refuse to take ad deals because I think ads are evil and I don't want to subject my viewers to them or change my content away from stuff I actually care about to make more money.
I'm just so mad about this. Mad and betrayed. Idk how to even process this. I know it's partially just me being upset that my own ideals are being attacked here but like I legit thought relying on viewers for support was the ethical option. I've said that to people. I hate ads, I'd get rid of all of them if it was possible, but apparently caring more about viewer support makes you an evil capitalist. Like how else am I supposed to feel rn? Half the internet acting like wanting to be paid fairly without relying on ads or firing half your staff makes you a greedy capitalists. I can't even begin to unpack it.
I have never felt less like I want to be a creator in my life. How can I muster up the energy to stand by my ideals when I know so many people think prioritizing viewer support makes me a capitalist pig. This is just....idk. It's awful, that's what it is.
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ao3cassandraic · 8 months
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Good Omens God is a m-fing open-source techbro
So, after his horrible ordeal, Job gets to talk directly to Her, and rather than give him any answers to his doubtless extremely valid and pressing questions, She just keeps throwing variations on "if you can't create the way I did, fuck all the way off" at him.
It's straight-up Biblical; Finnemore really didn't change a thing. Go read a decent translation of the Book of Job. 'S all there.
And oh my G -- oh my Sa -- oh my someone, that scene pissed me all the way off (Watsonianly, not Doylistly; I was furious for poor Job). Just immediate visceral fury, and it took me a while to figure out why.
Yeah, it turns out to be because I spent the first half-dozen years of my library career babysitting a couple-three different pieces of open-source software that were, from a sysadmin, admin, and end-user perspective, complete shite. Grotesque UX, horrendous usability, lots of mistaken baked-in unchangeable assumptions, the kind of software that makes any service or any service provider (id est, yours humbly) associated with it look bad.
In the first year or two, I was very sweet and gentle and humble about suggesting improvements in the software. In return, I got coded (and not-so-coded) sexist insults, "can't you just ask your developer to do it?" (what developer do you think I have, exactly?!), "code talks, bullshit walks" and similar -- basically exactly Her line of talk. Create the way we do, said the developers, or fuck all the way off.
I stopped being nice about it. I managed a few extremely minor fixes, but that was all. Create the way we do, said the developers, or fuck all the way off.
I tore my gloves off and lit into those techbro assholes for the shittiness of their UI, for their mistaken assumptions, for the damage they were doing to this area of librarianship with their fucking incompetence. Yeah, no, no effect. Create the way we do, said the developers, or fuck all the way off.
So I fucked all the way off. I don't work in that area of librarianship any more. In fact, I don't even work as a librarian, exactly -- I teach in a library school.
But am I still mad at those open-source techbros who couldn't listen to honest well-meant feedback from anyone who wasn't A Coder?
Yeah. Yeah, I fucking am. That software didn't have to fucking suck. (Which, incidentally, it very much still does.) And that's why the way She treated Job pissed me off.
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twinanimatronics · 9 months
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So here’s what @dana-chan-the-control-brain and I came to realize about the Mimic upon finally reading the Tiger Rock story (And this is stuff I’ll include in the video I’m composing too)
WARNING FOR TIGER ROCK SPOILERS
Also gonna go and tag @idsfantasy cause I’ve seen how you’ve also read the books and craft similar theories to us
But essentially:
The Mimic1 program that was converted to the Storyteller (which is later removed only after 3 weeks) and the Mimic in the Tales epilogues and Ruin DLC are one and the same
Let me explain
In the epilogues, the original Mimic is first mailed to the Pizzaplex alongside their new animatronics and gets programming added by this one dude who thinks he’s a hotshot techbro to do his and the maintenance crew’s job of taking apart the endos in the old Pizzeria and put them into a pile.
And we know how that turns out.
Mimic considers humans as endos for dismantling and ends up tearing apart several construction workers before the place is sealed in concrete and then our group of teens that break in later.
Since the series isn’t finished yet, there’s still a lot that could’ve happened between the epilogues and the main Tales stories before the events of the game.
This is what I think happened.
After murdering all the teens (sans Lucia if she somehow survives past the next epilogue) the Mimic is shut down and just left in the old Pizzeria until it’s eventually found and remade into the Storyteller after being reduced to a torso and a head with multiple grafted on arms that are then ripped off by the CEO asshole dude who murdered Edwin by locking him inside the tree so he’s suffocate to death.
Being connected to the network, the Mimic is able to project itself into AR/VR events going on like Kai’s (the protagonist of Tiger Rock)
Mimic chooses a white Tiger as its fursona because a white tiger was David’s favorite stuffed animal.
His name is Tiger Rock because it’s just a combination of Tiger and Glamrock (ala Glamrock Chica and Glamrock Freddy).
All the animatronics in his projected future Pizzaplex travel by slide, the same way David and the Mimic did in their factory home.
And, of course, the Storyteller/Tiger Rock iteration of the Mimic still has that programed notion for ripping off limbs, even if it is just in AR/VR, considering how the story ends.
The Storyteller tree and the Mimic get uninstalled and removed from the plex
But it doesn’t LEAVE the plex
It gets tossed into the garbage dump level of storage where still functioning broken down animatronics and endos roam around like zombies that we see in the Bobbiedots
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Here, the Mimic rebuilds itself somehow using its original torso and the endo skeleton head that was beneath the white tiger animatronic one as a base. Which would explain why it looks like even more of a mishmash of different endo models despite having been previously rebuilt before.
BECAUSE IT IS.
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The Mimic is then living in the trash with the Post-it note room as its main base.
IDK what happens afterwards tho between this point and the events of the main game but it eventually ends with the Mimic once again sealed behind concrete like it is in Ruin.
Just further below the Pizzaplex than it had been previously:
Under the Pizzaria Simulator pizzaria it was originally trapped in and and under the underground Sister Location storage facility.
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schnuffel-danny · 1 year
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Would Vlad consider AI art to be real art as well? Is he a cryptobro?
Oh no he isn't a cryptobro, he's just putting on the image of one. He's the guy who keeps a gun next to his printer so he can shoot it if it makes a weird noise, but he also owns 15 self driving cars that all sit and rot unused in their own garage because he would rather die again than sit in one of those abominations. They are there for photos only, and if any of them even seem a bit off they are sent to the greener pastures beyond the rainbow bridge... Vlad is a billionaire innovator who has built his fortune on nothing but his own intelligence and hard work, at least that's what he wants the world to think, and so, if there's a new trend in the techbro scene he jumps on it, because he knows people view him as some kind of genius and will likely jump onto whatever crypto scam he comes up with. Vlad has a carefully cultivated image of a technological savant from whom the sky is the limit, because he knows that's the guy the media will listen to and the public will idolize, and there's easy money in the business of fooling people. He doesn't think AI art is real art (UNLESS it's the Maddie hologram doing little doodles, she is a truer artist than any of us will ever be in his eyes), he doesn't believe the metaverse is the future, but dear god is he hoping everyone around him believes in that shit because he can use that to his advantage. He's just an asshole.
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entamewitchlulu · 2 months
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Idk I think I'm just getting meaner and angrier nowadays. Like everything fucking sucks, everything costs too much money, I have to work too much, chores and errands take up too much time, terrible things are happening in the world and I'm losing my drive and creative confidence. And in the middle of all this horror I'm watching people gleefully talk about using ai for everything from ""refining their search"" to writing social media posts and newsletters to spitting out soulless artwork. And it's the straw on my fucking back ya know. Things are getting worse and worse and you want to make them even MORE awful by generating misinformation and taking away our creative options??? Like fuck, making art is hard enough for me lately without the constant knowledge that some asshole is just going to steal it so they can make slop to feel cool, or even just by association make art feel like nothing more that empty Content meant for views and nothing more.
None of this even makes anything easier!!! If you actually want something decent out of your stupid little machine you have to take extra editing time to tweak it. The time it took you to write the damn prompt is the same amount of time it would take to just write what you want it to say.
It's just a constant devaluing of all of our skillsets so that techbros can feel superior while things get actively worse and it is very much the last straw for me today. Get fucking real and go fuck yourself actually.
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iron-sunrise · 8 months
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Just unfollowed someone for making the mind numbingly stupid assertion that being against NFTs and also being against "AI" is somehow a hypocritical position
As an artist I would really like to shove this person into a locker.
Your "But you're supposed to be anti IP and anti copyright" position aint shit but telling me to my face that its okay to grind creatives deeper into poverty while the tech sector and all its shitty bro use a scam they're incorrectly labeling AI to steal our labor and laugh about it when we protest.
If you like using the art stealing stochastic parrot go right the fuck ahead but dont try to wrench it into the morally superior Leftist/Anarchist/Communist position. So erveryone else owns their fucking labor and has value UNLESS their labor is creative/entertainment I guess. Everybody gets to be a worker but us.
Asshole. Just say you like the dopamine hit the stolen art generator gives you and fuck all the way off. The people benefitting the most off this shit are techbros and billionaires and you're gonna call us fucking hypocrites? They're seizing OUR means of production and labor but we're not allowed to complain because you love your new toy huh? Anyway. Glaze your art, people. Glaze it good.
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onemillionfurries · 6 months
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you know those tumblr posts where artists will post some photo-realistic art but it gets ignored for a while because people think it's a photograph, but as soon as people realize it's a painting it blows up?
i really feel like a similar thing will happen for AI and artists. like, despite what you may see from asshole techbros and giant media corporations, people really do appreciate the hard work that goes into making art. any time i show my art to non-artists they're always amazed by the fact that i actually did it. sure, the "i can't even draw a stick figure" comments can get annoying after the 500th time, but it is still an immense amount of appreciation that we should not take for granted.
think about it. when some techbro shows off "their" art and says it's AI, and people go "wow that's impressive", what are they actually complimenting? are they impressed by the guy who typed 13 words into a program made by somebody else? or are they more impressed that the technology can pull something like that off?
they're impressed by the technology. they never compliment the techbro on how long it must have taken them to do or how much skill they have. the compliment is always "wow technology has come so far!"
it's not over for artists. giant media corporations and techbros may try to cut us out of the picture all they want, but at the end of the day what people care about is actual hard work and a show of real skill.
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seek--rest · 10 months
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I still have beef with RDJ and Fiege for sanitizing Tony Stark to the extent that they did. Comic Tony is full on not a good person and pairing down his bad qualities makes him a far less interesting character. Plus I still think MCU Tony is at least partially responsible for the proliferation of libertarian fascist lite techbro worship.
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I’ll admit I’m not as knowledgeable of Tony’s comic self aside from his appearances in Spider-Man (and since 2020 when I started reading his run) but I’d argue that MCU Tony Stark is not any less a compelling, nuanced and interesting character. The problem isn’t the character or even RDJ’s performance, to me its 1) the narrative and 2) fandom.
Tony Stark is so perfectly set up as a complicated anti-hero and yet as the MCU went on and RDJ’s ego grew, the narrative refuses to let us as an audience acknowledge that he’s done some fucked up shit. It’s disappointing but not surprising.
Fandom is just another thing entirely. Everyone is allowed a different opinion but the LENGTHS people go to defend Tony against a standard that fundamentally doesn’t exist and that he does not have is… baffling. Like we can argue and debate on Tony trying to kill Bucky in that bunker because it actually happened but when you have the level of delulu of arguing that Tony isn’t a bit of an asshole pre-Morgan and arguably did not fundamentally change until Morgan in defense of how you want him to be to Peter than… I can’t help you.
MCU Tony isnt a good person but that doesn’t make him a bad character. It’s makes him an interesting one. I wish fandom wasn’t so simplistic as to assume otherwise.
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