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imagine you're joss whedon (sorry) it's 2018 and you end your run of buffy comics like this

cursed

#awful wretched literally she (both she) would never say that #btvs

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#only one of these afaik nearly drove an actor to suicide #star wars

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#iwtv is such an amazing show but its fans are intensely racist #iwtv

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i hate minimalist clothing trends so much. what the fuck is a "splash of color"? if you aren't wearing at least 10 different hues and patterns that all clash horribly with one another are you even living

#@aya #would you still love me if I dressed like six 👉👈

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Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

#@aya

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3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

#cursed monster girls #yeah... yeah

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#also managers #I’ve looked constantly at work things that make me anxious #and I mostly get ‘advice’ for managers assuming everyone below them is a lazy idiot

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Your attention please:

Aya is the cutest and the sweetest and the smartest and most gorgeous girlfriend ever.

Okay carry on.

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When your own OC becomes your blorbo it is both glorious and torturous

#my freak loser babies #cursed monster girls

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worlds smallest nitpick but my least favorite post format and speaking style on tumblr is “give me [x]. give me [y]. give me [z].” absolutely nothing objectively bad it just drives me up the wall

#i'm not a jp lover but i think commenter missed the point

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Lucozade and Jaffa cake gin is delicious holy shit

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

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#@aya

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#@aya #it us

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“Every member of the gang’s least terrible moment” oh please they’re awful awful people but they’re not pure evil, there’s plenty of sweet moments from all of them.

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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one of the worst irl debuffs is "something in the kitchen smells weird but you cant find it". you have to just do the rituals and hope for the best (taking out the trash, boiling water down the sink, look for lost potatoes etc)

#it’s usually a bigger problem with the guttering #or my brother’s food that he packs in weekends he’s here and then forgets about