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kuradoberijam · 2 years
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Me: I have very serious thoughts about IDW 1 and Transformer in General.
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thanksjro · 30 days
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More Than Meets the Eye #51 — Ten Has Done So Much for All of You, and for What? You Don't Deserve Him.
So, obviously, last issue ended rather poorly for Team Rodimus and Pals. It doesn’t look like the start of this one going much better, as a mass of baddies bombard the late Necrobot’s “Fortress”. Whirl, being Whirl, wants to go out and face his certain death head-on. Everyone else is more than fine to wait for death to come to them.
Rewind, showing off the skills he’s picked up as a videographer over the last several thousand years, gets the security cameras up. I’m assuming that Censere had these installed to keep an eye out for bored space teens who might have wanted to graffiti his millions of plinths. Too bad it didn’t save him, or his property, as outside, Tarn is shooting the ground with his twin fusion cannons. He’s having to hold his arm in place with his other hand, as I’m sure the kickback of firing two lasers at once must be something fierce. He finishes and commands his troops to cease firing, everyone withdrawing.
The Lost Lost Lighters are super jazzed about this, Brainstorm stating that they must have heard about Tailgate’s Power Punch, an attack with a name so banal, it surely must kill anyone who faces it, if only so they don’t talk shit about it after the fact.
Megatron, however, knows what Tarn’s pulling, as he’s a theatre kid, and everyone knows that the really intense theatre kids follow their scripts to a T, and will murder you for trying to ad lib like some filthy fucking improv performer.
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By doing this, he’s honoring Shakespeare.
Swerve has begun to bawl like a baby over how bad the situation has gotten, likely recalling all the awful shit he witnessed the last time he crossed paths with the DJD. Magnus, who still has his arm off, because Velocity is all about uplifting her fellow women, demands that they try to call for assistance, then apologizes for swearing, even though he’s absolutely at the very least said “damn” in the past. Maybe he’s confusing the total inability to curse with the IDW publication law that you’re not allowed to say “bitch” until your series has been truncated by 50%. Or maybe he only allows himself to swear in the presence of poor snack management. Anyway, it’s not like it matters— Megatron’s just informed everyone that Tarn also likes to cut the phone lines in situations like this.
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All of this, because you wanted middle management for your faction.
Because Megatron never baked any sort of loophole into the DJD’s way of handling shit, because how the fuck could he have possibly known he’d one day have to denounce his entire reason for existing to satisfy the commercial whims of Hasbro, the gang is going to have to figure out some way to defend themselves or escape in the next eight hours. Rodimus orders everyone to split up and look for clues, blowing off Ten in the process.
Velocity calls Swerve, the closest thing to a doctor besides her, to come look at the Necrobot’s corpse, which appears to have turned into a pile of ash. Swerve informs her that this is what happens when someone who’s old as balls kicks it. Now, it may concern you that Velocity, who was the only doctor for a ship of over 200 until this morning, doesn’t know what a dead old man looks like. However, we must recall that age-related spark burnout hasn’t been a thing until very recently for Cybertronians, and Caminus, the colony Velocity is from, is marginally younger as a society. It probably just hasn’t happened in her circles yet.
Velocity and Swerve play around in the pile of old man dust, until she pulls a key out, with “1/001” written on it. Her search party will be focusing on finding what this key goes to, as it was surely important, given that it was on Censere’s person at the time of his death.
Over on the DJD’s ship, The Peaceful Tyranny, Deathsaurus stares at the corpses Tarn’s nailed to the wall of his room. The nails have Decepticon insignias on the heads, because of course they do. These are the same corpses Tarn had on the wall of his office in Grindcore. Tarn asks if Deathsaurus is impressed with his first editions, and when Deathsaurus is understandably bewildered by this question, Tarn explains that these are corpses that were sent home after dying in the mines of Messatine, who had Megatron’s writing etched into their organs by Terminus, so that said writing would reach the outside world. Tarn thinks it’s pretty fucking cool, but Deathsaurus is, again, bewildered by this interior design choice. In general, Deathsaurus is bewildered by a vast majority of the ways Tarn chooses to live his life.
Tarn, opening the mouth section of his mask to drink a shot’s worth of energon, likely totally unable to see as he does so, since the eye holes don’t line up anymore, says that if Deathsaurus was a true intellectual like Tarn was, he’d understand that trying to chase down a ship with quantum jump capabilities is really difficult when you no longer have a sneaky little double agent to give you exact coordinates, so grounding their targets was the best option. No word on how Tarn feels about the ship he super-nightmare-death-murdered being perfectly fine now.
Deathsaurus really just wants to know why they backed off after having their targets cornered, because he hates Tarn and his stupid little games, having been working with him for at least a couple months by this point. Tarn, however, has the audacity to be smug about how all the Autobots are probably tearing each other apart out of fear, as the sun makes its way across the sky.
Back with Velocity’s search party, Nautica’s joined the one-and-a-half doctors in the Key Quest. Velocity asks Swerve about why Ten came down with the rest of the group, and in Swerve’s defense, it’s not like anyone knew this was a murder trip until after they’d arrived. When the brain attack happened last issue, Swerve hadn’t disclosed what exactly he’d heard— now, however, he admits that he’d gotten an earful from Ten about the Ambus Test, and how just because he’s made up of the corpses of multiple religious hermits doesn’t mean he isn’t a person too, and also once that union gets going, he’s gonna sic lawyer-mode Magnus on him.
Anyway, they found the door that key went to.
Back with Rodimus in the main room, he’s collecting the notes of all the other search teams. Rung’s face has been shaded to look like he got lip fillers. Rodimus isn’t pleased, but it isn’t because of Rung’s gotten work done.
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Nightbeat, however, DOES have good news to pair off with the bad. News so good he starts using metaphors, which confuses and frightens Magnus. Nightbeat has found the quantum travel device the Necrobot used to travel to the deaths he recorded, and what do you know? It’s got just enough juice to get everyone out of dodge and into the loving embrace of safety. Hooray! Time to form an orderly queue, going from most to least obnoxious paint job.
Then Team Killjoy shows up, Velocity and Nautica letting everyone know what’s behind door #1: it’s a bunch of organics in stasis.
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I will say, the inverse of Transformers fans collecting robot toys mint in package is decidedly more disturbing.
Whirl isn’t horribly keen to die over a bunch of squishy nobodies. Nautica states that the organics are vulnerable and need protection. Skids, really wanting to be in that straight-passing relationship, agrees that the DJD will totally kill these guys, because they learned their technoism from SOMEONE MEGATRON. Chromedome, who has had his husband back for maybe six months at this point, really doesn’t want to stick around for the sun to set. Cyclonus asks just why the fuck there’s a bunch of dudes in the basement. Tailgate wonders if it really matters, considering the situation at hand. Magnus, needing direction in his life, makes sure that Rodimus hasn’t decided to take a nap standing up like a horse. Brainstorm, who has been oh-so-subtly trying to edge the door to the quantum tube shut, makes the point that they could do a lot of good after the fact, if they left now and then vowed to protect a slew of organics afterwards, which would eventually even out their sins, probably.
Rodimus feels pretty good about this proposal, but he loves looking like the most appealing, middle-of-the-road choice, and says that they have some time to talk this out. However, we’ve forgotten that we’re riding with Mr. Ex-Peace Through Tyranny, who does nothing in half-measures and loves to be contrarian to Rodimus at every given opportunity.
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This turn of events is such a shock to Rodimus, he shouts at Ten for trying to show him something. Poor Ten.
Rodimus reminds Megatron just what exactly they’re up against and what he’s signing himself up for and for what variety of living creature, but Megatron is aware of all of these things. Looks like the talking to Skids gave him on the duplicate Lost Light finally sank through his thick skull, and he’s ready to be a big boy about this whole Autobot thing. He then informs everyone that he’s not doing this to make a point, and that anyone who wants to dip is welcome to do so, as long as they’re doing it for themselves.
Of course, it’ll be a cold day in hell before any Autobot lets Megatron out-Autobot them, and it’ll be an even colder day before Cyclonus leaves his not-boyfriend alone on Murder Planet. Oh, and the fact that organic life is just as valuable as mechanical. Totally. Everyone defaults to stay, Rodimus closing the door to the quantum tube.
Swerve then offers a real heel-clicker of an alternate escape plan: what if… we just stole the DJD’s ship, stuffed it full of the organics, and flew away before anyone noticed? Now, this is, of course, an immaculate plan, which no man could ever find fault in, but Whirl is not a man, but rather a machine, and does question where exactly they’d be getting the keys to such a ship. Cyclonus is trying to be a bit more of a supportive friend to Swerve, since the last time the guy felt left out, they all had to project their consciousnesses 400 miles out and pay NYC rent, asks if there is more to this perfect, perfect plan, crafted in one of the finest minds of any generation.
There is not.
So, we’re gonna steal a ship.
Ravage offers to track the smell of unwashed bachelors and Megatron body pillows to see where the DJD parked. Rodimus gives him his blessing, marveling at the skillset at his disposal, as Magnus makes a fucking wild face of incredulousness and Ten sulks in the corner.
Before he runs off, Ravage brings Megatron a phone and asks that he talk to Tarn, because surely if anyone can get him off the warpath, it would be his old boss.
Back at the Peaceful Tyranny, Tarn, Deathsaurus, Nickel, Tesarus, and Vos are going over the plan for the day. Sure hope Deathsaurus can parse Primal Vernacular. Tesarus reminds Tarn of the time they went after Heretech and he turned a storm shield into a forcefield that held them off for days, but this band of Autobot nerds aren’t Heretech, now are they? Even if they do have an ex-Wrecker, a Skids, and the power of love on their side.
Then Tarn tells everyone to shut the fuck up, because he’s getting a call on his electric razor.
Back at the “Fortress”, Megatron stands astride the space scooter, looking horribly depressed, as he prepares to have a little chat with his most murderous fanboy. Rodimus questions this decision, having clocked that even on his best day, Megatron wouldn’t just whole-heartedly decide to effectively kill himself for the sake of 50-60 organics he doesn’t even know.
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Of course, we’ve seen that at least one planet in the Magisterian system still has life, as the Scavengers had to use holomatter avatars at some point, as seen in issue #45. Perhaps if Megatron knew about this, he wouldn’t be so keen to go on a suicide mission.
Over with Ravage, he passes by Skids’s plinth, which I’m sure isn’t an omen of any kind, and discovers that the smell of B.O. and hot pockets he was following wasn’t attached to the Peaceful Tyranny, but rather a base the DJD and Deathsaurus’s boys threw together. Also, Ten’s been crawling after him in an attempt to keep hidden this whole time, over what was likely multiple miles. He didn’t do a good job in the slightest, but points for tenacity, buddy. Ravage understands that Ten’s just trying to help in some form or fashion, so Ravage gives him a special job: bullet sponge.
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Deathsaurus’s men, Helex, Kaon, and the Pet all see Ten up on the hill. Kaon in particular looks very excited at the promise of a plaything, so much so that he lets his rabid little chihuahua off-leash.
Meanwhile, Megatron races across his personal field of spark flowers, on his way to rendezvous at his plinth with Tarn. I wonder who suggested this meeting spot? When Megatron arrives, he demands that Tarn at least face him with his, well, face, but Tarn says that his mask IS his face, even though we know it isn’t, because Tarn couldn’t commit to the bit hard enough on this particular front for some reason.
Megatron offers himself up for surrender. But enough about his crisis of morality, let’s get back to Ten.
Ten, former Legislator that he is, fights valiantly, throwing four guys in the air at once, even as the Pet scratches his collar bone and Helex punches him in the head, his face telling me that he’s gonna do horny mouth shit with Ten’s brain if he manages to get ahold of it. Kaon’s in the background, shooting electricity into the sky. I think he’s just happy to be here. This nonsense up on the hill allows Ravage to sneak over to the base to check for a ship that DOESN’T smell like wine, jockstraps, and viscera.
Back with the Autobots, someone finally remembers that Ten’s a person, and asks where the hell he’s gotten to. Magnus isn’t sure, though he knows where he HAD been. I expect better from you, Magnus. Ten is your little buddy! Your brother in artistic arms! He even left something for your enjoyment, while he went out to help Ravage!
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After having solved the issue of their defense system, Ten went out and got his ass shredded for multiple pages, where he was repeatedly shot and set on fire and torn limb from limb and electrocuted (I guess someone finally pointed Kaon in the right direction). It seems like the end for Ten, but his assailants are suddenly shot and dealt with, blanketing the hill in silence.
Silent enough to hear the equivalent of twenty USD in Australian dollaridoos, having been converted into English pounds, rustling around in a British guy’s wallet.
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callsign-relic · 10 months
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Masterlist
Transformers Prime
Optimus Prime
- Optimus x GN!Human!Reader: Optimus knows you’ve been overworking yourself, and takes it upon himself to gently carry you to bed.
- Yandere!First Contact!Optimus x Fem!Human!Reader: After rescuing you from accidentally getting caught in the crossfire of a Decepticon attack, Optimus decides it’s safer if a poor, helpless creature like you stays with him from now on.
- ^^^ Sequel - Yandere!First Contact!Optimus x Fem!Human!Reader: As you finally awake, Optimus welcomes you to your new home— not that you ever agreed on staying.
Ratchet
- Ratchet x GN!Human!Reader: Ratchet helps comfort you after arthritic pains make it difficult for you to stay comfortable.
Arcee
- Arcee x Fem!Human!Reader: You help cheer Arcee up with some cuddles after she's been feeling lost in her thoughts.
Smokescreen
- First Contact!Smokescreen x Male!Human!Reader: Smokescreen comes across you at a street in the middle of the night, meeting his very first human.
Megatron
- Megatron x GN!Minicon!Reader: Megatron brings you into his thrall after you profess your loyalty to him and the Decepticon cause.
- Megatron x GN!Human!Reader: Megatron comforts his pet after you express to him that you’re having a rough time.
Starscream
- First Contact!Starscream x GN!Human!Reader: Starscream crashes your jet, and scours the wreckage for you.
- Starscream x GN!Human!Reader: Starscream realizes he's slowly falling for you, an unwilling captive of the Decepticons.
- Starscream x Fem!Human!Reader: After finding an injured Starscream hidden deep within the woods, you tend to his wounds-- much to his displeasure.
- ^^^ Sequel - Starscream x Fem!Human!Reader: Spending some time with Starscream, he discovers you've been making drawings of him.
- ^^^ Sequel - Starscream x Fem!Human!Reader: After you catch him by surprise, Starscream allows you to stargaze with him.
Knockout
- Knockout x GN!Human!Reader: Knockout admires your detailing work, and decides to bring you with him to the Nemesis. Not without thoroughly terrifying you first, though.
Breakdown
- Breakdown x GN!Human!Reader: Breakdown does his best to tolerate you as you annoy him with your constant affection.
Shockwave
- First Contact!Shockwave x GN!Human!Reader: Shockwave comes across one of earth’s many intriguing specimens, and decides to take you as a sample for his research.
More Than Meets the Eye/Lost Light (IDW Gen 1)
Rodimus
- First Contact!Rodimus x GN!Human!Reader: A six-part series where Rodimus spends just a little too much time with you, and you plan your escape.
- ^^^ Sequel - First Contact!Rodimus x GN!Human!Reader: Now that the two of you can communicate, you and Rodimus explore and establish boundaries with one another.
- Rodimus x Fem!Human!Reader: You cheer Rodimus up after he blames himself after coming out of a mission with you injured.
- Rodimus x Fem!Human!Reader: Rodimus is touched starved, and you give him all the affection he’s missed.
- NSFW | Vore | Rodimus x AFAB!Human!Reader: After an exciting night for the both of you, Rodimus has a unique idea for how he wants to ‘clean you up’.
- TastyAU!Rodimus x GN!Human!Reader: Rodimus spots you being sold in a street fair for “exotic creatures”, and decides you deserve a better home than that.
Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus
- Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus x GN!Human!Reader: Minimus struggles to process his feelings for you after you accidentally catch him outside of the Magnus Armor.
Megatron
- Yandere!Megatron x GN!Human!Reader: Megatron “rescues” you as the DJD attack the Lost Light.
- ^^^ Sequel - Yandere!Megatron x GN!Human!Reader: Tarn adjusts himself to your presence aboard the Peaceful Tyranny.
- TastyAU!Megatron x GN!Human!Reader: Megatron indulges himself in human tastes after not doing it for so long. He feels bad, but you just taste so good.
Ratchet
- First Contact!Ratchet x GN!Human!Reader: After stumbling across you, Ratchet deems it a good time to run a quick examination on you.
- First Contact!Ratchet + Drift x GN!Human!Reader: The pair of bots find you in the medbay battered and bruised, and debate what to do with you.
^^^ Sequel - FirstContact!Ratchet + Drift x GN!Human!Reader: The two bots try to find out just what it is you are, attempting to gain your trust all the while.
Swerve
- Swerve x GN!Human!Reader: You notice when Swerve begins to distance himself from the crew while keeping up a happy act, and you resolve to confront him about it.
- First Contact!Swerve x GN!Human!Reader: Swerve finally runs into a human after the Lost Light makes a pit stop on earth— and you’re that (un)lucky human.
Whirl
- Whirl x GN!Human!Reader: Whirl meets his very first human, and you have the (dis)pleasure of dealing with him.
- Whirl x GN!Human!Reader: After you’ve had a bad day, Whirl decides to try and help comfort you through the use of his holoform.
Rung
- First Contact!Rung x GN!Human!Reader: Rung adjusts to the fact that he’s tasked with taking care of you, and you become the Lost Light’s (un)official Therapy Human.
^^^ Sequel - First Contact!Rung x GN!Human!Reader: Rung can’t sleep, and you use your skills as the ship’s Therapy Human to make sure Rung feels loved.
Fortress Maximus
- Fortress Maximus x GN!Human!Reader: You run into Fort Max after not quite watching your step aboard the ship, and panic ensues.
Drift
- First Contact!Drift + Ratchet x GN!Human!Reader: The pair of bots find you in the medbay battered and bruise, and debate what to do with you.
^^^ Sequel - FirstContact!Drift + Ratchet x GN!Human!Reader: The two bots try to find out just what it is you are, attempting to gain your trust all the while.
Pharma
- First Contact!Pharma x Fem!Human!Reader: After stumbling across you in his medical lab, Pharma takes the opportunity to learn all about the oddities of human anatomy.
Transformers Animated
Jazz
- Jazz x GN!Human!Reader: You and Jazz have trouble saying goodbye as Jazz has to leave for a mission he’s not sure when he’ll return from.
Megatron
- Megatron x GN!Human!Reader: Megatron is looking for you, and he doesn’t care if he has to destroy a city in the process.
Transformers G1
Note: I do not write for G1 as I haven't watched it yet, but I was inspired to write one piece after watching an episode :)
- Skyfire/Jetfire x GN!Human!Reader: Skyfire rescues you after you find yourself lost in a heavy snowstorm.
- Vore | First Contact!Skyfire/Jetfire x GN!Human!Reader: Skyfire takes you back home, but has to quickly figure out how to hide you when Starscream comes by.
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blazewrites-smut · 8 months
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Transformers Kinktober 2023
I was inspired by @uselessmicrowave current kinktober and decided I could use the challenge while I work on requests. If you'd like to see a certain bot or con, please don't hesitate to send a suggestion through ask or comment on this post.
Below, I have listed all the days of October and what will be written for that day and the Transformer/Universe for that day. These were all picked out by me. When the day is crossed out, that means it's been written already.
Day 1: Orgasam Denial (TFA Sentinel)
Day 2: Gags (TFA Ratchet)
Day 3: Lingerie (IDW Swerve)
Day 4: Public Sex/Under the Table (IDW Rodimus)
Day 5: Breeding (TFA Optimus Prime)
Day 6: Overstimulation (TFA Blurr)
Day 8: Office Sex (IDW Magnus or TFP Magnus)
Day 7: Virginity (G1/IDW Kup)
Day 9: Collaring/Pet Play (TFP Ratchet)
Day 10: Biting/Marking (ES Starscream)
Day 11: Gang Bang
Day 12: Mirror Sex
Day 13: Pegging
Day 14: Sex Machine
Day 15: Somnophilia
Day 16: Thigh-riding (IDW Fort Max)
Day 17: Possessive Sex (IDW Tarn)
Day 18: Body Worship
Day 19: Tit job
Day 20: Predator/Prey (G1 Vortex)
Day 21: Medical Play (IDW Pharma)
Day 22: Cockwarming (IDW Soundwave)
Day 23: Bondage
Day 24: Shower Sex
Day 25: Chasity (TFP Ultra Magnus)
Day 26: Mutual Masturbation (ROTB Mirage and Noah)
Day 27: Creampie
Day 28: Sleepy/Morning Sex (IDW Skywarp)
Day 29: Pegging
Day 30: Exhibition/Voyeurism
Day 31: Sex Toys
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ultra-phthalo · 22 days
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Yup 1 AM
Oh my. Just got a message at 1am just now from my Dad that he is going through my stuff. And he couldn't be bothered to give me a warning.
I guess RIP nice clothes, art supplies and the 20 Lost light IDW books I bought from Scotland. He's begging that I should stop spending "money on material things." Buddy most of the suff I have are hand me downs and gifts. And he's claiming I haven't used it. I'm sorry how am I suppose to make a leather knife look used? Smear rust on it?? Snap pencils. Rip pages and leave things broken? The only reason my stuff is near to him is because I had to to rush out of the building I was staying at. And then never figured out how to plan bringing that stuff back into my new place. And I'm thankful he helped.
But it's so funny to think he is actually going to look at the Blitzbee art I printed off. hfdhgdfh. Silly.
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I just kind of gathered art work of my fave pair and made a collage with the artists pfps and comments they made. These are the power point pages I made. Before printing them off.
I have a feeling I'm going to be losing things. He really dislikes machines. He says they are awful. That things should be natural. So he'll immediately judge me for my interests. And I have no way of telling what he would do with that. And ontop of that he wants me to be his perfect little Tarn.
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That took longer than expected but here goes.
Get Cucked Tarn AU Part 1
Basically the AU Part starts earlier. Pharma has made a deal with Tarn and it has already started to get intense and overwhelming. Pharma is meeting demand as they have extras and people are dying naturally so he hasn't had to make the choice to kill but it is getting there. He is now locked in and panicking but trying to convince himself he has it under control. 
(He does not.)
And Tarn has started to use him like a stress ball/unwilling therapist he dumps things on because Megatron has gone missing and communication has disappeared across the war since he left to go take care of the “problem with Starscream”. Basically the start of Phase 1 of IDW when the Cybertronians get stuck on Earth and everyone gets cut off. It's only a couple years so not too long for a Cybertronian in IDW but Tarn is basically having the equivalent of being left on read for a month when Megatron went on a work trip and he is taking it out on safe targets.
 Setting the scene.
Pharma and Ambulon get stuck in a cave in and through the intense hours stuck there and Pharma's increasing panic and fear of death he confesses what happened thinking he is dying. Ambulon manages to save him and he and Pharma talk about things and he calms him down from going into full panic. Ambulon brings First Aid in on it and the three of them support each other to plan how to handle it until they can come up with a permanent plan. 
Ambulon brings to the table that he can make T-Cogs that are CC level which an addict won't really notice so long as it works. Inspired wholly by @creamium's The Delphi Solution. Ambulon has kind of half trained himself as a blacksmith and uses his own sentio metallico to grow uncoded parts from and he just makes them imitate a T-Cog. It's a lot more involved, has a high failure rate and requires him carrying around vials of it in his Spark Chamber, draining energy, to activate it but it is possible because the cultures eventually turns into malleable goo and become self-replicating. This solidifies Ambulon’s place on the Delphi Mad Science Team and Pharma and First Aid start working with him to make it quicker so they can meet demand.
Many shenanigans happen as they all brainstorm ways to resolve things. Pharma invents a plague, First Aid turns out to have Springer's personal number and lies to the Wreckers, and Ambulon calls his ex who he knows would be willing to be hired to fuck around and distract the DJD if the pay is good enough and since he needs Tarn dead anyway.
The ex is Black Shadow and Pharma is scandalized and suddenly very poor and watching horrified as Black Shadow and his apparent lover Blue Bacchus are hitting on Ambulon while First Aid flutters over Springer who is grudgingly agreeing to help them out. Pharma meanwhile has decided to, if nothing works out do a murder suicide because he is not suffering through Tarn's special attention.
Things are successful. The DJD do not expect to be led into a trap. Though admittedly it does lead to Vos, who is apparently a spy, getting his cover broken as he saves Springer, who Prowl has a high priority protection placed on.
Clean up means Pharma gets to therapeutically triumphantly raid their no abandoned base, blow up their drug hub, burn and steal Tarn's shit including his “collection” and now firmly declares his personal Autobot nemesis. 
Ambulon, Pharma, and he are now thoroughly bonded and Vos/Dominus passes on the news about Overlord’s take over of Garrus-9 sooner. Things go slightly differently there as Springer is definitely willing to charge Prowl’s card to keep the mercenaries who are high off sticking it to the DJD, agree. The Wreckers end up hanging out on Delphi recovering and make it their base as a bit of a “fuck you”.
The war ends and Delphi is being closed down. The Delphi Team is on Cybertron when the Lost Light launches and Pharma initially stays back since Ratchet is going but Ambulon and First Aid go for both First Aid's training and because Ambulon wants to see the world. They still regularly talk though and give him updates. He also talks to Ratchet and has been trying to talk him into letting him work on his hands as they try to become friends (and more in Pharma's hopes) again.
Pharma goes through everything on Cybertron and once the Lost Light prepares to leave again he signs u. Then he tries to kiss Ratchet, gets rejected, and he's already signed up so no getting out of that.
Then Megatron declares himself an Autobot and chooses the KOC for his trial and Pharma cackles. He has thoroughly fucked himself he thinks trapped with his now ex-ex and Tarn’s idol constantly just there and unpleasant reminder. 
I'll continue in a bit. Gotta finish dinner.
Of course we start with the Deal, easily one of the major factors in why Pharma is Pharma, the godforsaken deal
Aaaand makes sense for Tarn to start telling Pharma some very TMI stuff because Tarn. And Pharma can't do jack shit about it. Tarn is that one dog with separation anxiety who's trying to not tear the place apart.
Oh no, a canon divergent cave in
So this time Pharma actually has help to try and keep the deal from going against the wall like it did in canon, especially since Ambi and Aid very much can help at this point
Ambulon can do what? Running to ao3 now, Oh this one would hurt. I got sidetracked but the idea of being able to manufacture t-cogs separately has gotta help out majorly, even if it's hard as fuck
First Aid how do you have Springer's number, OWO?
Kiufgjngccck Ambulon your ex is Black Shadow?? How did that happen
Black Shadow and Blue Bacchus deserve more attention in the fandom
So things actually go well for once, up until Lost Light era where in a typical Lost Light fashion shit goes wild.
oh Pharma, L cope lmao
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Polls are [mostly] here, and @macadam and I thought it would be fun to resurrect this one for the Tumblr side of the TF fandom. The initial plan was for me to manage details while Mac did the hosting & Megatron-ing, but plans have changed since the Tumblr gods have yet to show their favor to some. In any case, I still get to Soundwave my way through the logistics ‘til the end.
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The boring important stuff:
Please try your best to vote on ALL of the matches, even if you have to look up some characters on TFwiki. I won’t hunt you down if you don’t vote on all of them, but I can’t guarantee that Soundwave, Prowl, Ultra Magnus, or even Tarn won’t try.
All rounds (regular, tiebreaker, odd-one-out) will run for 24 hours each. Regular rounds will be posted the day after the previous one ends. Tiebreakers and odd-one-out rounds will likely be posted sooner.
For current and future followers who want to be notified when poll updates and new rounds go live, don’t worry about getting spammed with my non-poll post and reblog notifications if you have alerts on. I found a way around it. ;)
Make fanart and memes for this if you want, have fun, and remember that I did not choose the name of the event. Seriously—I would’ve called it something different and less… *waves hand at it* …you get the point.
Not every possible character is included for obvious reasons, but you’ll see many of the bots from IDW 1, G1, Prime, Rescue Bots, Cyberverse, Animated, and Beast Wars. I have not included characters I consider to be the human equivalent to minors (RBA, Malto kids, etc.) because no. Just no. Hot Shot and Hoist are explicitly G1 in this case.
Results will be recorded on this Google Sheet.
Link to Round Three is below the cut:
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devilart2199-aibi · 1 month
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IDW collection reading update! :3 📖
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Just finished Phase 2 volume 2! So it's been 2 volumes since the last update? I think?
These volumes included: The Death of Optimus Prime, MTMTE 1-8, RID 1-9, Autocracy and Spotlights: Trailcutter, Hoist and Orion Pax.
My thoughts will be below! To spare people the long scroll! Haha
All MTMTE stories are very enjoyable, I really love the writing for them!! I love that each character has some kind of quirk and they're all so quippy haha.
I really liked the story on Delphi. Ratchet kick some booty! Also got to finally see this Pharma guy everyone draws, he's fine i guess 🙄 /joking I'm a total sucker for an evil doctor. I look forward to his return! That's not it for him right...?
Also got to experience Tarn! He's a cool character! I really like that he's like a Megatron loyalist to the highest regard. Back during "The Last Stand of the Wreckers" they mentioned the Phase Sixers and I kept thinking "Who is this Black Shadow guy????" (He appeared in like 2 frames lol) the Phase Sixers seem like big deals so I was surprised I hadn't seen him before and then Tarn and the DJD took care of him 💀 so there he was lol.
As for RID, BRUH it's wild, everyone's getting their heads exploded 💀 rip Constructions my beloved. Idk how I feel about Arcee just being super violent and murdering so freely. But yay Starscream in an advisory position. This whole IDW collection i feel like Starscream has been very good leaning, like he's been set up this whole time to be a good guy (or at least questioning Megs in a way that just isn't petty and more towards the way of a better future for the people of Cybertron. Like his intentions are there) Of course this could be hindsight bc I've read ahead by accident.
Speaking of good guy-bad guy, before starting this collection I'd seen a bunch of panel's and artwork with Megs on the Lost Light and it would get me thinking "what is acceptable? what is redeemable?" This is sorta random but I think about it when I read these comics like "holy cow this man gets away with a lot" (this kinda goes for everyone tho lol it is war, but oof) I haven't gotten to his reappearance yet, but I'm curious how he gets to "be free" to some degree, after everything. I imagine they put him to use under the eye of Fortmax or Magnus, I dunno. I'll see eventually! Haha.
The Spotlights for Trailcutter(Breaker) and Hoist were great! Orion's was fine. His stories are kinda confusing me now when trying to make a timeline in my head 😂
Autocracy was interesting 🤔 like with the Orion spotlight, timelines are kinda becoming confusing to me, at least through these. I feel like there is some retconning going on as I read. Orion's personality here is also pretty different. He's very erratic. Of course he's under a ton of stress and his whole understanding of the world has shattered, but still, very different than usual! I feel like things happen fast in this story. Orion also becomes Optimus Prime in this one too! Much goes on! Zeta Prime deserves a good pepper spraying to the optics lol I did enjoy the five minutes of the Autobot and Decepticons teaming up to fight him tho haha.
Anyway that's enough rambling for now! It's all very interesting and I'll probably continue reading more over the weekend :>
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image-thot · 1 year
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Just a not-so-casual Aussie nerd who likes to read, write, draw and use maths for degenerative things. I like to push the limits on the themes I write for, so heed the warnings on my post as they are there for a reason! I have an army of birds and we will eventually conquer the world once they stop killing my wallet. Ao3 (Everything I write is almost always posted here) Twitter Tiktok
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At current I’m only writing for Transformers (all media) although I like to partake in other fandoms I am only interested in writing transformer-related content at this time.
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Oneshots
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nsfw and sfw
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Hurt no comfort
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Caution when looking at the works! Like most of my works, they tend to be on the nsfw, darker and non-con side so read their tags before reading the stories.
Transformers
Tfp
Soundwave x reader x Shockwave: For the Cause (a/b/o) Soundwave x Reader: Whatever He Wants (Dubcon)
Rotb
Mirage x reader: Throw Him off his rhythm Does it count as peeping? Don't look down
Idw
Scavengers x oc/reader -Slip slip bang bang Chapters: 1, 2 Shockwave x Firstaid - Two face (Non-con, gore) Kaon x reader: Torture and Training Tarn x reader: Play Along
Cyberverse
Yandere Starscream Yandere Shockwave, Soundwave, Bumblebee, Preceptor Soundwave x reader x Soundblaster - Watch Me take everything (Non-con) Soundwave x reader: More Than I Can Say (Dubcon)
G1
Yandere Soundwave x Cassette Reader x Rumble & Frenzy (non-con)
War for Cybertron
Soundwave x reader x Soundblaster -More than A Screw Loose Chapters: 1, 2,
Earthspark
Soundwave x reader: The Experiment (a/b/o) Shockwave x reader: All for what? Part 1 Part 2 (Dubcon)
Thots Hot Spike Reviews
Rodimus - Sisi_Esprit Shattered Glass - Bad Dragon Rumble - Exotic Erotics
Resources
Spike size guide Transfluid guide The how's and why's of spike sizing
Blood of Zues
Song of Dogs - Ares x Reader x Hermes Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Bad Batch
Headcanons
First Meeting Nsfw Alphabet: Hunter Tech, Wrecker Platonic Yandere
Walking in on them 
Dark overprotective/possessive 
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Things that Lurk on the holonet (tech non-con) Chapters: 1, 5, 72, 3, 4, 
Oneshots
Cody x Hunter (non-con) Tech x Reader (non-con) Cody x Crosshair (non-con)
Clone Wars
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Yandere: Rex, Cody, Fives, Echo, Jesse, Dogma
Oneshots
Fox x oc (non-con)
Neyo x oc (non-con)
Wolfe x oc (non-con)
Waxer & Biol x oc(non-con)
DC
Billy Wintergreen x reader (non-con)
Deathstroke x reader -Don’t Shoot The Shooter Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Death Stroke Nsfw alphabet
Readhood x reader 
Doom Patrol
Larry Headcanons
Meeting for the First time Accidently Hurt
Touch affectionate s/o
Cuddling
Comforting s/o s/o comforting Larry
Tiktok
Jealous Larry
S/o wanting a pet
S/o with plants
Watching Game of Thrones (slight nsfw)
Making up with larry Confessing
Drunken Mess
Chapters: 1, 2, 3
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
Donnie x reader x Leo - Instincts Be a Bitch - (Non-con) Leo x reader x Future Leo (dub-con/non-con)
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OH, I am so interested in your idea for SG Tarnma.
Okay so my exact ideas for SG Tarnma vary a lot, because I think there's two different canon varieties of Shattered Glass: the original Fun Publications SG where everything was completely flipped and turned into crack-canon, and then what IDW later did with Shattered Glass IDW1 where it was more or less just role reversal IDW1 with only some "complete flipping" of lore and personality. There's also my own personal Shattered Glass universe that I built for Pay Unto Evil, so I could also answer this question as "what would Tarnma be in the SG PUE universe."
That being said I'll do my best to explain all of the different ideas I've had for SG Tarnma. All of them are pretty different so I'm not really particularly attached to any one, but here goes
Version 1: FunPub complete role reversal style. Pharma was originally a mere energon farmer get it lol and has a very meek, shy, unconfident personality. He got enlisted by the Autobots, but he spoke too quietly when they asked for his name (Farmer), so they started calling him Pharma. Then at some point Ratchet is like "yo I'm gonna make this completely untrained guy do medical operations. No I'm not gonna send him to medical school he can learn on the job!" And so Pharma becomes Ratchet's apprentice and develops even more anxiety from the hundreds of times he murders patients either on accident bc he literally has no medical training, or on purpose bc Ratchet made him. He's literally just trying his best and doesn't even want to be here. Meanwhile, the SG DJD is known as the Decepticon Jokester Division, formed as a sort of circus troupe meant to bring good cheer to the Decepticons in a time of depressing war. The members of the DJD are codenamed after the first cities they toured right before/when the war started. How reluctant medic Pharma and literal clown Tarn meet in this universe is anyone's guess.
Version 2: IDW style. Tarn and Pharma still have basically the same backstories as canon IDW1 except that Pharma is a professional assassin instead of a doctor (yknow, role reversal where Pharma is an expert at killing people instead of healing them). Also this universe's Pharma has the posh and aristocratic personality fandom thinks he has in canon lol. Maybe Pharma finds out about Tarn having a secret t-cog addiction, and he starts bringing t-cogs to Tarn in exchange for Tarn providing him intel (or some other service, idk). Maybe in this universe instead of Tarn torturing Pharma into insanity, Pharma somehow develops guilt for killing people because of Tarn, then defects from the Autobots willingly? Or they kick him out like in canon
Version 3: Pay Unto Evil SG. Tarn and Pharma would have their FunPub style backgrounds (though maybe Tarn's would be slightly more serious) with the added caveat of Pharma having the evil Matrix's mind control embedded in his brain. He still didn't join the Autobots willingly and wasn't even trained to be a doctor. Somehow he and Tarn meet and fall in love across faction lines because Tarn sees how much Pharma is suffering under mind slavery and feeling like he doesn't belong among his cruel comrades. It's a bit of a tragic one though, as Pharma warns Tarn that the Prime can look through his mind at any time thanks to the Matrix. If he finds out that Pharma is Tarn's vulnerability, he could use that against him somehow, or worse, mind control Pharma into trying to kill Tarn himself. They were both devastated when the universe swap happened and they thought they would never see each other again. Though Pharma secretly felt some relief that Tarn was now a universe away and can find someone else to love who isn't a mind-controlled walking time bomb that could try to murder him at any moment.
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kuradoberijam · 2 years
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One of the funniest things about Tarn is that Tarn isn’t a character you like or at least not willingly. You don’t decide to get attached to him. He just starts growing mold spores in your brain and decides that he lives there now and you just have to accept that. “Oh you like Tarn?” No kind stranger you misunderstand there is no liking Tarn. He just creeps into your frontal cortex and takes over. I don’t have a choice in the matter.
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Concept: IDW 1 D&D AU
Ratchet is a Cleric as the strongest among his healing class, but he struggles with the more esoteric nature of what he does, and often struggles to utilise more prayer-based healing methods
Pharma is the leading Cleric at his temple as a result of Ratchet's struggles, as Pharma is considered a devout practitioner with strengths in ALL aspects of healing
Drift is a Paladin who used to be a Rogue/Ranger/something along those lines, and they meet at Ratchet's healing temple when Drift goes on a spiritual pilgrimage and Ratchet is in the middle of a crisis of faith (in both his temple deity and his own skills; he worries if he can't fully spiritually connect, is he really a good healer?)
While Drift is visiting and participates in a reception of blessings ritual with other travellers and those undertaking pilgrimage, something goes awry, and the rest of the Clerics are possessed by some unknown evil-- Ratchet is spared, due to his connection to prayer being the weakest among the rest of the Clerics present, thus making it easier for him to break free of the ritual, and he pulls Drift out of it as well
It turns out Pharma was approached by another Paladin on a pilgrimage; It was Tarn, who threatened the reputation of their temple and manipulated Pharma into utilising a prayer from Tarn's deity to open the reception ritual, which ended up being an invocation of a dark entity rather than an actual prayer
Drift and Ratchet have to escape the temple-- Or, alternatively, they have to try to purify it, in an effort to spare the rest of the Clerics. (This would include Ambulon, First Aid, Hoist, etc.)
Ratchet, being connected to the deity of the temple by nature (even if it is a nature he doesn't fully accept at this point) is the best one to attempt purification, and Drift bolsters Ratchet's strength with his own powers of faith
With Drift's help, Ratchet is able to fully connect with the deity of the temple for the first time, and successfully clears the shadows of possession from the temple and its inhabitants/visitors/patients
Pharma is taken in by Paladin guards, while Tarn is nowhere to be found. Banished with the shadow entities, or simply escaped?
They want Ratchet to be the new leading Cleric while Pharma is held for investigation, but he declines as he is still shaken by having a purely spiritual experience that he can't quite integrate with his conceptualisation of faith or healing, so he leaves First Aid in charge before leaving with Drift to accompany him on the rest of his pilgrimage
IDK I feel like this could be interesting; Drift is secure in his faith here, while Ratchet can't reconcile the spiritual elements of his work with the physical, tangible elements of it.
Bonus: Since Drift and Ratchet are from different temples, they have different deities and different beliefs/spiritual abilities as a result.
A Paladin and a Cleric enter a small pub on the roadside, looking to rest after weathering a storm on their path. At the bar, there is a half-Giant who preaches to a crowd of Dwarves and half-Orcs, who raise up their steins and cheer...
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wifetomegatron · 8 months
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twenty. south-east asian living in europe. enfj.
this is an 18+ blog so minors dni ! respectfully, i will block you and i do not consent with having my work fed to ai or reposted in other websites
🇵🇸 resources : - decolonise palestine - al jazeera - reuters - associated press - palestinian youth movement - what is up palestine
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used to be primergon but i kinda grew out of it + just where i occasionally put my shorter writings in when it's not long enough for ao3, or when i feel like reposting them here
ask box is open and so are requests... not sure if i can do all of them but a girl will try!
tumblr masterlist (below the cut) :
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masterlist !
✮ wifetomegatron's kinktober writing prompts (mdni!)✮ one shots reposted from ao3 1. and you're feeling, you're hungry ( whirl / reader ) (nsfw!) 2. here’s to peace ( and those who get in the way of it ) ( first aid / reader ) 3. you flare, you flicker, you fade (and in the end, all your tomorrows become yesterdays) [ megatron / reader ] ✮ one shots only on tumblr 1. one hundred and one nights (overlord/reader) (nsfw!)
✮ drabbles 1. prowl looks to good for a funeral, first contact au 2. krok finds humans disgusting. at least, that's what he tries to convince himself (nsfw!) 3. perceptor wants to study you (nsfw!) 4. fondest, blindest, weakest (idw megatron) (nsfw!) 5. eden. megatron / fem!reader drabble (nsfw!) 6. i love you (it'll pass) (ratchet/reader)7. this is a happy house ( we're happy here ). tarn / afab!reader. nsfw! mdni! 8. megatron (idw) / fem!reader. drabble. crying k!nk (nfsw!) ✮ imagines 1. Imagine a liaison aboard the lost light who calls people 'love' and 'dear' in a very soft, delicate tone (gen). 2. imagine leaving lipstick stains all over your cybertronian s/o 3. a study in metal and silk. mtmte imagines. 4. imagine how perfect of a husband rung must be. (rung/reader) (nsfw!) 5. i want to spoil megatron ( imagine, megatron / reader, first contact au) 6. skids & daniel craig (holform troubles) 7. imagine dratchet as girl dads (fluff 8. countries and cities i've been to that i think the lost light crew will enjoy (vol. i) 9. overachiever liasison au ✮ requests 1. rodimus meeting the family (first contact au) 2. sober. trailcutter / gn!reader. (nsfw !). (mdni !) 3. a night full of firsts : what a first date with first aid would be like (sfw!) 4. my love is a sharp, wild thing. (whirl / fem!so)
✮ essays and other ruminations1. essay on my infatuation with lonely women, birds in cages and transformers
enjoy, dears
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IDW Timeline - Part 1: Pre-War "Modern Times"
I am organizing the comics in chronological order because I have a lot of ideas centered pre-war and needed some reference. Plus I am planning to make a more comprehensive overview one day. I listed dates when I found them and the comic it is in and event notes.
Ex-RID #17: “Shockwaves”
Shockwave choosing a Prime and planting a “seed” in the ruins of Crystal City.
Shockwave became a senator in the wake of Jhiaxus and the others departing. He opens his school at this time.
Reveals Proteus was the one who assassinated Nominus to make Sentinel Prime.
More Than Meets The Eye #38
1st Cycle, 012, Megatron is born in Con Facility 113, the Silver Harvest of Tarn as a miner.
Transformers (v2) #22-23
Megatron may be working at the mine under Nova Point at this point in time in Iacon.
4th Cycle, 499, Megatron is assaulted by Whirl in jail after being arrested in a bar fight. He meets Captain Orion Pax.
There was an attempted assassination attempt on Nominus Prime in the news by a bomber. Orion Pax, Captain of the Dead End area of Rodion. A few hours after Orion arrests Whirl and releases Megatron, Whirl’s friends fight him and Orion Pax pushes his way into the Senate and meets Shockwave.
The Senate is voting on the Clampdown.
Shockwave decides to make Orion the Prime he chose.
More Than Meets the Eye #34
Megatron has been sent to Messatine, partially due to Orion Pax name dropping him in the Senate, and Trepan prepares to Shadowplay him as things have been escalating. He has befriended Terminus who has been smuggling out his writings. Terminus vanishes (saved by Necrobot) and Megatron is racked with guilt about taking his writings instead. He internalizes this later. Terminus was the one pushing for Megatron to be a center figure while Megatron was more for group/community involvement.
51st Cycle, 500
More Than Meets The Eye #9-11: Shadowplay | More Than Meets The Eye #37
“Iacon, 4th Cycle 501-Pre-War. A few cycles earlier, the word ‘Decepticon’ first appeared in connection to the samizdat writings credited to a certain miner from Tarn. Nominus Prime hasn’t been seen since the assassination attempt, and the Clampdown is in full force. Proteus and the increasingly factionalized Senate are struggling to manage a population demanding greater influence over decisions taken in its name. The shanix is trading poorly against the galactic currencies. The Primal Guard is embroiled in the Phobos Controversy. And in sports news, Blurr has won the Ibex Cup for the tenth cycle running.” - Rewind
1st Chord, 4th Cycle, 501
In the news at the time a ex-military former Primal Vanguard member burst into a Relinquishment Clinic and started shooting donors.
Prowl and Chromedome were working in Iacon/Rodion at this point. Macadam’s was in their precinct.
Drift and Ratchet meet in Ratchet's Dead End clinic. Ratchet and Orion are already friends.
Orion and the Outliers steal the fake Matrix and in doing so anger the government.
Senator Shockwave is shadowplayed. Orion Pax goes on the run.
More Than Meets The Eyes #36 | Megatron Origin #1
Orion Pax and the Outliers are on the run and defending the sparks in Alyon.
1st Cycle, 502, for several subcycles has been on the run from Sentinel. Meets Zeta of Sistex he contacts Shockwave’s old allies and outliers and went underground. Orion is delighted to talk to Megatron and invites him to join them. Orion mentions Megatron is older than him but still young.
1st Cycle, 502, having been transferred to Croteus-12 (Mining Outpost C-12) Megatron has been seething since the lose of Terminus and the assault by Trepan. Decimus will be closing them down. Megatron kills this day.
Sentinel orders Prowl to investigate the attack on Decimus because he doesn’t want to.
Megatron Origin #2
Time Skip for Megatron to establish himself.
Prowl has been investigating and uncovered the arena and Megatron. They are moving in on him at the same time Soundwave is meeting him for the first time.
Drit #2 & 3
Megatron recruits and renames Drift at a Decepticon Rally. He is named Deadlock and already has a reputation as a killer.
Ex-RID #17: “Shockwaves”
Megatron recruits Shockwave via Starscream after the Senate meeting about the Energon Crisis. This is during Megatron Origins.
Orion reunites with him on the streets the day before the Senate assassination.
Shockwave visits Dai Atlus to injury him and prevent him from being caught in the destruction.
Megatron Origin #3 & 4
Has Constructicons and Combaticons and the deal with Soundwave in place. Megatron begins moving against the government.
Recruits Starscream and others.
Funeral for the cops.
Seekers attack Decimus’s “recognition of service”. Kidnap the Senator as part of the trap and the cops arrest them all.
Kaon take over. Prowl after seeing Sentinel fall makes executive decision to pullout forces and the Iacon backup turns into evac team.
Additional Notes (Exact Dates Uncertain):
Ratchet and Drift are born before Orion (a little after Megatron) and Megatron (5 million years ago)
Orion is born in Iacon
Rodimus is born half a million years after Megatron
Thunderclash knew Ratchet and helped him when he was studying. They both attended the Iaconian Academy of Science and Technology. Ratchet was attending medical school there and Orion Pax was there and they became friends
Prowl is brought online as a Cold Construct and serves in Petrex, a very prejudice town, where he learns how to get around rules. He eventually gets transferred to Iacon, around Rodion but not Orion's precinct. By the time of Croteus-12 he has transferred to Kaon under Sentinel directly, and seemingly fairly high up given his interactions, ability to give orders, and the presentations he gives.
Following Kaon, Zeta becomes Prime raising a New Senate and the Decepticons begin occupying more territory.
Dominus and Rewind leave Cybertron before war breaks out to pursue Luna-1.
Declaration Day presumably happens following Kaon being taken over and Sentinel being killed.
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micah-pl · 1 year
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✨💜 ROUND 1 OF THE TF BLORBO POLL 💜✨
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NOW THAT @novafire-is-thinking HUSBAND POLLS ARE DONE IT IS MY TIME TO HOST ONE
👀👀HERE ARE THE MATCHUPS FOR #1 ROUND
If Ur blorbos are going against eachother i don't care 💜✨💜✨
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Rodimus and TFP Soundwave
TFP Optimus and IDW Soundwave
IDW Drift and IDW Perceptor
IDW Wing and IDW Brainstorm
IDW Skids and Cyberverse Soundwave
Cyberverse Perceptor and G1 Bumblebee MTMTE Riptide andWheeljack
Jazz and Sideswipe
Thundercracker and IDW Tarantulas
TFA Optimus and TFA Starscream
Rescue Bots Blades and TFP Breakdown
TFA Megatron and TFP Knockout
Cyberverse deadend and cyberverse astrotrain
G1 Hook and G1 Mixmaster
Sunstreaker and MTMTE Whirl
Cyberverse Soundwave and IDW Thundercracker
IDW Rodimu sand IDW Brainstorm
IDW Starscream and Ratchet
tfp starscream and tfp bulkhead
IDW Knockout and IDW Thunderclash
G1 Wheeljack and IDW Rung
Tarn and Kaon
Nightbeat and IDW First Aid
Thrash Earthspark and Chase Rescue Bots
Powerglide G1 and IDW Ratchet
TFP Ratchet and SG Ratchet
IDW Soundwave and SG Soundwave
Cyberverse Starscream and SG Optimus Prime
SG Skyfire and G1 Ratchet
G1 starscream and TFP Dreadwing
IDW Ambulon and Cyberverse Clobber,
Armada Starscream and ES Hashtag
Prime Bumblebee and MTMTE/Lost light Drift
Bayverse Hot Rod and Cyberverse Soundwave
Cyberverse Whirl and MTMTE/Lost Light Skids
MTMTE/Lost Light Chromedome and MTMTE/Lost Light Rewind
MTMTE/Lost Light Cyclonus and G1 Ravage
MtMTE/Lost Light Tailgate and G1 Skylynx
Cyberverse Perceptor and MTMTE/Lost Light Minimus Ambus
G1 Jazz and Cyberverse Thundercracker
Prime Smokescreen and Cyberverse Cheetor
Last bot standing Rodimus and MTMTE/Lost Light Fulcrum
IDW 2005 Ravageand IDW: Sunder.
TFP Mercy: Helex and Lord Imperious
Deliciousness and TFP Mercy: Overlord.
IDW: Prowl and Browning.
TFP Mercy: Froid. and TFP Mercy: Rung.
TfpMercy: SunderBoulder and HighTide
Tfrb Blurr and ES Nightshade
RBA Medicx and RBA Whirl
ES Twitch and TFA Blurr
MTMTE Swerwe and Cyberverse Shadow Striker
Tfp shockwave and IDW elita-1
IDW Wingblade and Bumblebee from his movie
TFA shockwave and ES Megatron
HAVE FUN Y'ALL POLLS WILL BE POSTED IN FEW HOURS ✨💜✨💜✨💜
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things that happened in cyberverse that I get dealt psychic damage upon remembering because this show was fuckin wild
starscream did his usual "IM THE LEADER NOW >:D" thing bc megatron was presumed dead but this time when megatron came back he went down the halls of almost the whole fucking ship beating the shit out of starscream while he was trying to run until he fucking shot him and left him for dead
at some point humans found about cybertronians (as in "the general populace found out cybertronians live among them" not "1-5 humans made friends") but instead of having anything like G.H.O.S.T or Big Conflict between the humans they just. made viral videos of cybertronians sometimes? Idk
speaking of which: megatron livestreaming starscream's funeral (after practically killing him) and there was a Facebook live style stream of emojis and one of them was the pensive one (😔) but on the decepticon insignia
he didn't stay dead though the autobots found him on the moon or whatever and stuck him in a lil cell
he got therapy once (the closest any tf show has gotten to having rung) and immediately used it to escape
...actually the closest they got to having rung was probably maccadam who looked like someone mixed rung with thanos (and I think was a prime???)
cheetor beast wars was there and he was fucking adorable and essentially did a round of marriage counseling for megatron and optimus and they went with it bc I think it was the only way he'd let them see the allspark or whatever
and then he died saving the allspark in very princess yue "I'm giving it my life force to save everyone" fashion
I stayed watching for maybe 5 more eps after that (bc honestly this would've made for the best albeit bittersweet ending instead of throwing in the quintessentions but I digress) so I know there's a fuckton missing from this list
perceptor was there and he got blinded after less than five minutes onscreen
but the real problem: no brainstorm
no mention of him to be had
no simpatico only simp
whirl was there but instead of having any of his insanity or Genuine Unhingedness he was just. kinda silly. and not even that silly. he kept getting hit and going "...I'm fine!"
tarn.
yeah that tarn.
but similar to whirl he was Very Diluted from his normal idw tarn-ness (bc. Y'know. It's a TV-Y7 Saturday morning cartoon) and I think he had clones
windblade had a "I sword fight my ex gf in a Dennys parking lot" thing going on for A While with one of the seekers until she literally got stabbed and died
they had drift but did his whole deadlock -> drift thing backwards. in reverse even
Roddy's Emo Paint Job from Lost Light (but it's because of the Acid he got dragged into bc that's how that works)
this show started with amnesiac mute bee doing dumb shit and windblade having to wrangle him and they went on silly adventures what happened-
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