#tani's hcs

[nuttytani]

his vs your spice tolerance

characters: ieyasu, hideyoshi, mitsuhide, mai, gn!reader

warnings: none

a/n: I was daydreaming about spicy food during one of those boring lectures and then this happened. don't mind any typos or stuff, it's not proof read. p.s oh followers of mine, do you still wan't to get tagged on my hcs and fics? even though i pop in once in a century.

Ieyasu 

He’s known to be able to hold his spice

There hasn't been ANYONE who was able to surpass him in terms of spice tolerance

Enter: you 

Oh boy, he did not expect someone to handle spicier food than him

Genuinely feels scared as he watches you drown your meal in copious amount of hot sauce, roasted and cut chilli (yes, the green or red ones that grow on bushes) and straight up shove it in your mouth without a single flinch

He is scared. Saying that would be an understatement since he has tried your “food” once, and never again. Swears to not even dream about it. Ieyasu was crying his eyes out just from two bites and was chugging down glasses of water…. Which - uhh backfired. 

Needless to say but yasu was breathing fire like a dragon 

Now has profound admiration for your spice tolerance. No one can top you.

Hideyoshi 

He didn’t really have any spice tolerance from the start

Thinks you’re crazier than Ieyasu to…..be able to eat the demonic level of spice that you do

Doesn’t dare to even take a bite out of your food, he already knows that it would end badly for his mouth and his behind. 

But he does feel concerned about your health though, eating too much spice can be detrimental to your health after all

Somehow succeeds in making you eat at least a little less spice than before.

(actually, the only reason you reduced your spice intake was because of his puppy dog eyes. Darn em’ can’t say no to those shiny eyes)

Mitsuhide 

This man can’t even taste, what do you expect him to say about your abominable love for spice? Nothing.

Except, he does enjoy seeing you place a bottle of hot sauce and plenty of chillies on the side of your plate for every meal. 

Once, he exchanged your lunch box with Hideyoshi’s. For educational purposes. 

Gets punched in the face the very next day by Hideyoshi, who appeared to be unwell. 

He did try your food out of curiosity once, alas, no taste, but he did find the mild burning sensation on his tongue to be intriguing. 

You eventually make him addicted to eating whole chilli, ain't that nice? Better than eating random leaves in his garden (and who knows what else)

Bonus: 

Mai 

Thinks you’re some sort of godly specimen to be able to handle extremely spicy food.

Like, even Ieyasu is scared/amazed by your spice tolerance! 

She tries your food once, how bad can it be? Just a little bit of burning won’t stop her from trying it out!

Regrets immediately 

Curses her life choices and is now stuck in the toilet 

Is currently missing her 21st century western style toilets 

Gets the heebie jeebies whenever she looks at your food from then on

She does, however, tried eating whole chilli. After you taught her how to eat it like a pro

Mai is now unstoppable

Flaunts her newfound skill to eat chillies without a sweat to yasu. 

Gets kicked out of his room.

taglist : im sorry, i lost my old one- uhh if you guys ares still interested tho, let me know

#ikemen sengoku #ikemen sengoku hc #ikesen ieyasu #ikesen hideyoshi #ikesen mitsuhide #ikesen mai #mitsuhide akechi #ieyasu tokugawa #hideyoshi toyotomi #ieyasu tokugawa x reader #hideyoshi toyotomi x reader #mitsuhide akechi x reader #ikemen sengoku x reader #tani writes!!

[saintbleeding]

i will also ask, for more jontim <3 your headcanons, give them to me 🖐️🖐️🖐️

[ID: Two digital sketches of Jon and Tim from TMA. Jon is a tall, thin man with short, curly hair, stubble, and glasses, and Tim is a shorter, chubby man with short, straight hair. In the first sketch, Jon and Tim are sitting side by side as Jon smokes. Jon throws his head back in laughter and Tim gazes fondly at him, a little love heart next to his face. In the second, they are kissing, but an umbrella obscures the view of their faces. Tim holds the umbrella and Jon covers Tim’s hand with his own, a lit cigarette between his first two fingers. Jon’s other hand is visible on the back of Tim’s neck. End ID.]

my hcs are that they are simply such guys bein dudes bi4bi style.

also that they live in that weird in between pre-canon where it’s like wow. love my friend. love how we kiss sometimes. i would totally date them. haha jk. unless…? no but. haha. only if he asked first 👉👈

#tma #the magnus archives #jontim #jon sims #tim stoker #smoking cw #my #saint draws #tani can i tell u a secret. i finished 2 big assignments tonight and when i did my first thought #my literal first thought. was OOOOO IM ABT TO DRAW SO MUCH JONTIM FOR MY PAL #asks #taniushka12 #also i have this hc that. no matter whether you like him or not. making jon laugh makes u feel like u won an oscar

[taniushka12]

"and I gave him my... stuff.. i wasn't planning on using" in retrospect she's obviously the egg donor for the twins, but man, when I first heard that line i thought she meant bottom surgery and it was like whoa, she's a lesbian AND trans :')

#i mean if you subscribe to the trans rusty hc it can be both! #venture bros #venture bros spoilers #tani's personal shit

[dulaman-na-farraige]

#nausicaä of the valley of the wind #nausicaa of the valley of the wind #nausicaä manga #kaze no tani no nausicaä #kushana #nausicaa #Nausicaa is an adult #adult Nausicaa tag for safety #my hc shall be respected

[nenukoone]

i think them being friends is fun. also why did level 5 say no cape for esther

#Ni No Kuni #ni no kuni 2 #Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch #ni no kuni revenant kingdom #ni no kuni oliver #ni no kuni tani #ni no kuni esther #ni no kuni evan #artwork #my stuff #oliver #tani #esther #evan #tani has vitiligo btw thats why she has the white on her hands and arm #thats just a hc thou #my blog my rules

[yakuzacanons]

could you do hc’s about tanimura and a shy s/o?? 🥹 i miss him so much and there’s barely any tani content out here for us enjoyers :(

YESSS justice for Tani, omfg you speak the truth my sweetie anon. Yes you can have this, of course of course.

Does Tanimura secretly prefer having a shy s/o? The answer is yes, although he'd never admit it. He has such a lighthearted teasing nature combined with a laidback style that just pairs so well with a shy person. He knows exactly how to get you flustered without crossing a line.

With Tanimura, it's the little things. He'd never go so far as to get you flusterd with something like a surprise party or embarassing you in front of your coworkers. Cute moments are best felt just between the two of you, in his mind. Plus, that means he gets to see your cute smile all for himself!

He totally goes out of his way to see you while he's on patrol, stopping by to see how you're doing. When he suddenly gets called on to check out a situation, he'll say something like "Oop, gotta run babe" before planting a little kiss on your cheek and running off, leaving you stunned and red in the face.

Drive-by style kisses are his go-to, honestly. It's a cute gesture of affection that never fails to make you appear adorably flustered, which only makes him love you more. How could he possibly resist?

As much as he loves a cutesy tease, he's also quite protective. He's got a "He asked for no pickles" type of vibe, if that makes sense. Pretty good at sensing when you get overwhelmed in public and has no problem ordering food or making important phone calls for you if you're feeling particularly panicked or uncomfortable.

#majima megaphone moment #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza headcanons #yakuza imagines #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #masayoshi tanimura

[tizniz]

hey tanis, what's your mushiest, sappiest headcanon? 😘🫶🏻

Hi El ❤

Hmmmmm.....I presume you mean for Buddie (because I could do my OCs haha)

This is hard for me because I'm just getting into mushy, fluffy, cute stuff when all I've known before is angst (y'all are healing me, wtf).

So this won't be THE mushiest or THE sappiest but here's some cute ones?

-Eddie and Buck get lines tattooed on their ring fingers after they get married. They have their metal rings they wear while not at work and also have their silicone for work but then they get those because just in case anything happens, the ring is still there.

-Eddie's favourite place in the world is his head on Buck's chest because he can hear his boy's heartbeat and it assures him he's alive and here

-When Buddie start discussing kids, Eddie insists that if they do sperm donor, that it be Buck's sperm because he wants Buck to have his own biological kid. And if they adopt, he lowkey tries to find someone who has Buck's features because he wants Buck to have that connection as best he can.

-Eddie starts ring hunting before they're even done their first day. Buys one the next day after slipping out of bed where Buck's totally out.

-Buck loves helping Eddie learn to cook but he still does most of the cooking because it's the best way for him to show his love for his boys in a physical way.

-Eddie and Buck both spend time tracing every single scar or mark or line (self inflicted or not because that is a HC for me) and press their love into each other and will do it any time the other needs it because they love each other, broken parts and all.

come distract me and ask me stuff

#tanis answers #alliaskisthepossibilityoflove #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #my headcanons

[plooto]

✩‧₊˚ dating him after his ex ruined him . ft. kyotani kentarou

synopsis . kyotani likes reader but after his last relationship, he’s not exactly excited about his new feelings.

warnings . soft ! reader , short ! reader , fem ! reader , hcs + shorts , maybe ooc ‘tani ?

notes . i’m not dead, promise + inspired by @tsukina’s post <3

⇾ he ignores you.

⇾ does not care if you’re genuinely confused or not

⇾ until he sees you start to drift from him

⇾ but still he says nothing

⇾ his pride is something else

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“ i don’t know what i did ! if i did anything, we don’t even talk ! ” you ranted to your friends as you slammed your head onto the table.

“ y’n, you couldn’t have done anything, come on look at you ! you’re an angel ! if anyone has something against you, it’s their fault. ”

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⇾ and there was something wrong with him.

⇾ his pride really…

⇾ so he decides against his better judgement to forget his ex cause you’re not her.

⇾ you’re sweet, you’re caring , you’re an angel if he ever met one !

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“ l’n ” you heard behind you, you turned around, smile on your face,

“ don’t worry about calling my by my last name, you can call me y’n~ ” you trailed off as you realized who called you.

“ oh—kyotani..hello ! ” you tried to hide the flush of your cheeks, but to no avail as you were an open book.

“ you-i-hmph.. ” your confusion took place of the fluster and you tilted your head to the side.

“ i don’t hate you… ” you pondered for a second before rising to your toes before falling back to your heals.

“ that’s great ! for a while i thought i did something wrong ! ” he shook his head, unable to stop the words tumbling out of his mouth, he speaks:

“ don’t, you’re perfect.. ” your moth fell open ever so slightly, blinking at him you smiled.

“ so are you ! ” you told him honestly. he shook his head,

“ trust me, doll. i’m far from perfect. ” you felt a small surge of excitement and confidence, so you took half a step forward and tilted your head towards him.

“ i guess you’ll just have to let me see for myself, huh ? ” he smirked, licking his lips and looking down at you.

“ i intend to. ”

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⇾ and the rest was history 💗

published . june 12 , 2022

#kyotani kentaro x you #kyotani kentaro #haikyuu kyotani #haikyuu mad dog #hq kyotani #kyotani imagine #kyotani fluff #rae thinks 🍓 // headcannons #. character // kentarou kyoutani

[amberfossils]

𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐖Ꮺ

Matthew -—- Matt

general populace... Xe/Xem/Xyr

close friends... He/Him

testing... Bat/Batself; Rot/Rotself; Gun/Gunself; !!!/!!!

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1. DNI CHECKLIST

2. ABOUT ME

3. LINKS

4. FRIENDS/MUTUALS

5. INTERESTS/LIKES

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1. DO NOT INTERACT

Basic DNI (racist, antisemitic, pedophiles/maps/proshippers, alt-right, ableist, etc); Queer exclusionists (including aphobes, transphobes, anti-mogai, enbyphobes, transmeds, terfs, etc); "queer is a slur" believers; SAM gatekeepers; demo/endo/otherwise non-traumagenic system (including western tulpas and "mixed-origin"); anti-system/anti-fictive/fakeclaimers/"reality checkers"; anti properly researched selfdx; kink/NSFW/18+ blogs

1.5 OFF-LIMITS AROUND ME

Please do not refer to the Eddsworld Spares clones as "rejects", call my source memories "fake", or insist that I don't remember something (unless I already admit that I don't)!

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2. ABOUT ME

Classic + Early Legacy Eddsworld fictive from the Troublemaker System; professionally diagnosed with DID and self-diagnosed with autism. I do have source memories and identify heavily with source <3

Asexual, Aromantic, Gay MLM, Amatopunk, Voidmasc (voidpunk + masc) and Queer. I also have a gender hoard!

I'm some flavor of nonhuman (albeit def human-passing <3)

SpIn: Dinosaurs! Ask me about dinosaurs! Eddsworld, Mogai/Labels, and Pokemon are some others

My previous username (dinodrumstick) was a reference to an article on a specific fossil at Tanis, a perfectly preserved Thescelosaurus leg that was referred to as "the world's greatest dinosaur drumstick"! I changed it to be prettier but it's still about dinosaurs because I love love love dinosaurs

I am 5'6 >:] the body's shorter than me tho

I use kaomojis and bracket smileys because they make me happy!!

OH my birthday is July 13th, the body's birthday is Dec 12th :]

Some of my aus:

"the idiot pea brain au", or basically my eddsworld timeline

diner au

rave au

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3. LINKS

3.3 BLOGS

Stim Blog (Primary)

System Blog

3.6 FAV. FACECLAIMS (dm for removal! <3)

Pest (Fullbody) Edit

Pest (Setting Me On Fire) Edit

Pest (Me n The Boys) Edit

My Artwork ("Gel Sticker")

My Artwork ("Vampy")

Tordlette (Body HCs)

Tordlette (Matt Fashion)

Plactranq ("stupit")

Mxttellion (Late Night)

Mxttellion (Flustered)

Ghoostcats (Mirror)

Synthsworld (←(>▽<)ﾉ)

3.9 FOR ME?

Xenogender Aspec Matt Icons

Xe/Xem Acearo Matt Icons

Sodapop Stimboard

Tomdigrade Stimboard

Diner AU Tord's 2 Moods

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4. FRIENDS/MUTUALS

Tom — Singlet Boyfriend!

Eddie — System Mutual(s)

Cuddlebuds — System Mutuals

Synth — Singlet Mutual

Tordlette — System Mutuals

There's technically more but they don't follow my personal ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

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5. INTERESTS/LIKES

5.2 Medias + Characters

Eddsworld, Pokemon, OHSHC, A Softer World, Garfield, Raggedy Ann & Andy, FNAF Security Breech, Minecraft, Coraline, the Super Mario franchise, the Sonic franchise, That 70's Show, Undertale, Animal Crossing, Toxtricity (Pokemon), Shadow (Sonic), Pompompurrin (Sanrio), Cinnamoroll (Sanrio), Raggedy Andy (Raggedy Ann & Andy), Monty (FNAF Security Breech), Bob (Animal Crossing)

5.4 Hobbies

Stimboards, Poetry, Kandi, Sewing, Rollerskating, Archery, Woodworking, Baking, Horseback Riding, Fashion, Collages, Art, Web Design, Edit

5.6 Topics (please ask me about these things tm)

Dinosaurs, the Tanis Fossil Site, my Source Memories

5.8 Favorites + Misc

Blinkies, Userboxes, Chewelry, Strawberries, Hexbugs, Stuffed Animals, Vampires, Zombies, Werewolves, Bats, Cats, Bunnies, Triceratops, Punk Subculture, Emo Subculture, Goth Subculture, Scene Subculture, Ravecore, Glowcore, Eyestrain, Farmcore, Music, Halloween, Valentine's Day, Lost Media, Chimaera Sharks

[gummywyrmtrainer]

Suddenly: Goggles, with his squeaky toy bone in his mouth

*squeaksqueak!*

//idk I just came up with a new HC and wanted to share HEH

Oh no.

Oh nooooo.

The squeaking? Not the best noise in the world, you gotta admit. Buuut... Tanis is a right SAP for the little green guy. A beautiful baby bastard boy. A menace to society as a whole. He clearly deserves the world and everything in it.

He is scooped up in loving arms, squeaking ignored, and he WILL be coddled. But first.

"Oi, Dusty! Do ya remember what brand of toys we got ya when you were little? The ones that took you an extra couple days to finally chew through?" Little dude is going to be sent home with a trapinch care package. As someone else who also raised a menace to society, some things may come in handy!

Goggles will return home with: A chew resistant harness (it is supposedly chew "poof" but against a trapinch? Hell no), several very durable chew toys of varying sizes, a note saying, "Put the biggest chew toy down if you ever want him to not wander off. His mouth is big enough to bite it, but he won't have the weight behind his tiny body to walk off with it", a couple tug-of-war toys, a bag of chewing leathers to use as distractions and long(er than usual) lasting treats, and some grooming supplies, to keep that beautiful green carapace of his nice and shiny!

The note has a flipside! "Remember, you may think that only "BITEBITEBITE" goes through his mind, but "Love Rika" is stuck in that dome of his, too."

#little man little man LITTLE MAN #He is cherished in this household #slaps this at you #ALSO YOU REMINDED ME #OF SOMETHING FUNNY AND RELEVANT #the land where dragons rule ☆ ic

[mycrazyweekend]

Walking Tour: Kwitang

Woke up late, I started the day by joining my very first time walking tour in Kwitang. So here’s the detail stops:

Tugu Tani --> sejarah tugu tani bahwa itu menggambarkan perjuangan bangsa indonesia. Dibuat di Indonesia oleh 2 pematung russia (father & son), tapi ada beberapa versi 

Gereja Anglican --> sejarah gereja anglican, dari keluarga tudor (henry 8 yang mau ceraiin katherine karna gabisa kasi keturunan laki2)

Ditunjukkin perkumpulan starling yang pendapatannya 250k per hari

Sejarah nama kwitang bisa karna nama tuan tanah jago silat dari china kwi tang something atau karna nama salah satu daerah di provisi kwangtung china yang jago silat dan orang2 nya tinggal di kwitang. Si koko kwitang ini punya anak yg suka judi akhirnya tanah bapaknya makin abis

Di kali kwitang, disinyalir jasad nyai dasimah dibuang

Sejarah jalan jl TKO usman dan harun. Melakukan pengeboman di singapore terkait mempertahankan sarawak dari indonesia, trus salah nge bom ke bank hongkong dan dihukum gantung sebelum bisa ketemu keluarga

Sejarah gereja kristen indonesia, sempet masuk juga

Sejarah toko gunung agung, yang sekarang jadi mas agung karna si engkong ini mualaf

Toko buku bekas kwitang tapi ngga terlalu nyimak karna udah heatstroke parah, sempet cerita juga tentang pengrajin piala yang trofinya bentuk kepala

Mampir baltic ice cream, cobain yang rasa durian, kudunya yang durian montong ya bund huhu tapi mayan juga kok

Destinasi terakhir my favorite place all the time: maison weiner

Di meison weiner dapet temen baru naya dan pacarnya evan. Naya HC di mayora, Evan RM corporate banking sector energy di BRI. Sambat tok isine kita hehehe dan sempet tuker kartunama juga. Ngobrolin walking tour, kerjaan, buku, duh seru banget dedek2 ini.

Lanjut jalan bareng ke TGA tapi gue tahan ga bener2 liat buku karna tahun ini udah ada 4 buku tebel yang antri. Ngga lama cabs, naik P1 ke GI, udah kek turis banget pake outfit gue pas di seminyak sambil baca buku. Suasana jakpus arah ke HI rada2 kek Bali gt jadi kangen parah.

Nyampe GI jam 1an, akhirnya beli tiket M3gan yang jam 2.20. Lunch CGV burger sama ice fruit tea. Enak parah, komposisi nya: slice lemon, slice sunkis, leci, mangga, strawberry sama daun mint. Ampas bgt sebelah gue guy couple, yang sebelahan sama gue kayaknya botty nya alias doi bacot parah. Jadi nggak syahdu gue nontonnya. Di luar ekspektasi, ternyata gue ngga ketiduran padahal capek dan kenyang. Selain sebelah gue, gue liat 2 couple cowo lain. Hhhh makin banyak aja nih pasangan gay, dan gue belum dapet cowo. Well, it’s ok Non you are the light you are the love. Overall film nya rada kurang kalau dibandingin sama Chucky.

After megan I return home. Feel quit fulfill masio capek pol.

[nuttytani]

Hold my chai, aunty has arrived in the Mansion

(adventures of aunty in the ikemen vampire universe. into the ike-verse!)

It was just a normal day of work for aunty. You know, the usual, kicking her husband and children out for work and school with their tiffin and bags in tow.

Finishing cleaning the house like a sonic with extra energy drinks and taking the rubbish out,

Then finally! A hot shower

She was only left with making her sweet and relaxing lunchtime tea when her doorbell rang.

She opened the door and.....everything turned white and aunty's life turned upside down. Or did it?

Actually it turned up. I mean her life was already up but now it's better-ish?

She's basically on a month-long vacation! Away from her husband and children (I mean sure she's worried about the state of the house but they can manage by themselves right? They won't miss her.....right? Ok fine maybe she's kind of sort of worried about them and missing them but she KNOWS she can go back so haha!)

The mansion people were quite warm and welcoming towards her so it didn't take much time for her to adjust.

Except for the food and... tea.

YOU CALL THIS FOOD? DEAR SEBASTION, WHERE ARE YOUR MASALAS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE SALT AND PEPPER-- THAT'S NOT MASALA

And the tea! How…. she won’t even describe how she feels except for pure disappointment. These people had no ingredients for chai

Comte had no choice but to order some.....groceries for dear aunty. He couldn't say no to her. Especially with how disappointed she looked while eating food or having her tea.

He also had to turn the wine cellar into a grocery store room. But he sure had great company with aunty! Joining her outside in his garden. 

Smoking who? Comte got rid of his cigar and now constantly has a cup of chai in his hand (mostly because aunty would yell nonstop for him and leonardo to stop smoking. Because 1) she doesnt want to be a chain smoker 2) smoking is bad for your health and makes you look like a gangster…. Aunty’s words, not mine!)

(Psssst she also taught Sebastian how to make chai 101 until he got the recipe right till perfection.)

The other mansion residents weren't having that much....fun tho. It felt like having a mom after many years. Which is funny because technically, they’re wayyyyy older than her, and they’ve told her so many times, and each time she replies with a: but you all act like children, that’s not my fault is it? Now my dears, would you please pass me that newspaper? 

One day, Arthur was walking around half naked around the mansion only to receive the MOST judgemental stare in his entire life

“Put some goddamn clothes on, child! You’ll catch a cold at this rate.”

“Aunty, that's not possible for vampires….”

“Do I look like I care? Put some clothes on.”

Or the first week in the mansion, practically staring daggers at everyone 

“Shoes inside the house? Who’s going to clean this… Sebastian? Mitsuki? Your mom? Me? Well definitely not any of us.”

House slippers became a thing ever since and now NO ONE dares to wear shoes inside the house. 

Vincent had to learn cooking as well, like proper cooking.

Aunty found it shocking that even her daughter's terrible cooking wasn't as bad as his. So that was saying something.

Dazai stopped using the windows as a way to enter the house 

Actually there were a lot of positive changes in the house, at least for Sebastian and Mitsuki 

They had SO much help in the kitchen. They wouldn’t let aunty do the cleaning and laundry though, that’d be rude and she’s basically on a vacation. She needs to relax! 

Her favourite weapon of choice to discipline the mansion boys is her handy dandy jharu (broom).

She'd pass it to Mitsuki or Sebastian when they'd go wake up Napoleon. If he tried to do his sleep-kissing thing- he'd get one smack on his face with the broom.

Idk how she got it but she somehow has it so we roll with it okay? 

random thoughts that had to be written down. they don't really make much sense but heyyy who cares?

I've brought back my taglist, fill it in if you're interested!!!

here's the link

#ikemen vampire #ikevamp hcs #ikevamp #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp comte #ikevamp mitsuki #ikevamp vincent #ikevamp napoleon #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp headcanon #ikevamp headcanons #tani writes!! #ikevamp oc #well i think she's an oc????

[taniushka12]

I wanna know about Misuse of Office Time and Good Platonic smooching (not) bc they sound funnn

they are fun!!

Good ol platonic smooching (not) is something tentative I wrote when I was just starting to consider martin/sasha as a ship last year, at first only on an ot4 context (w/ jon and tim) where they were just friends. Here jon and tim were away for a couple of weeks for [plot reasons] and sasha and martin got wine drunk while watching movies and gossiping abt the people on the institute, b4 they got a bit too cozy and warm and started kissing lmao

originally this was supposed to be highkey smut but the dialogue i thought at the time was extremely specific and I completely forgot abt it by th next day so, now its just fluff! feeling warm and comfortable w/ someone you like! and also wine drunk!

She patted his arm a few times, before considering it better and flat out laying at his side. Martin looked down with surprise, but tentatively raised his arm so she could make herself comfortable. It was warmer that way, and he couldn't help squeeze her a bit in a half hug. Not that she was against it, she thought as she smiled a bit. He laughed, with certain undertone that she couldn't put her finger on.

 —God, look at us, just two weeks and we're starving for affection. —Despite his words he embraced her with his other arm as well.

 —Speak for yourself, I'm perfectly fine—. She said, hiding her face on his neck and letting herself be hugged by the human embodiment of a teddy bear. She felt him laugh.

 —You're a worst liar than Jon.

 —Hey!

They both laughed, alcohol already creeping into them as she jokingly punch/patted his chest a couple of times and rised her head before letting it fall on his shoulder. A look at each other sent them on a new fit of laughs, but part of her couldn't stop staring at his face and thinking how cute he was. With ginger curls adorging his face, full and freckled and flushed cheeks, and his soft hazel eyes squinting back at her... He was genuinelly a pretty man, and the more they stared at each other as their laughter slowly died down the more warm she felt.

—Hey, Martin?

—Hmm?

—I just had... —She shifted, supporting herself w/ a hand on his chest—... I just had a very curious idea.

—Oh really?

She nodded, slowly, before reaching to kiss him softly on the lips. Or at least right at the corner of them as her nose hit his cheek. A giggle made its way through her mouth, though she quickly sobered when she felt the slight tension on his shoulders. 

Misuse of office time (not a definitive title) is on an au where both martin and sasha are dating tim bc tim deserves all the love, and basically sasha walks in the office (the recording office where they record statements) when martin was under the desk eating him out, and after she realizes that after a small back and forth w/ tim shes like ok ill leave u 2 alone.......... except not. She stays for a little bit just watching and then joins em to make a mess out of their bf 😔🤘

at the end of the story she reveals that she was lowkey highkey procrastinating going to artifact storage (thats like, the worst place at the institute), martins like oh same I have to be somewhere at the other edge of london :/ and tims like “oh so none of you are here bc you missed me?” sasha: “nope!” tim: “im hurt!”

—Tim, be honest, is there anyone here? —He neither confirmed it nor denied it, and Sasha nodded, reaction making sense on her mind. Clever woman. He could feel the heat radiating from Martin's cheek and sighed as she made sense of the quasy protective silence, and with her nails she drumbed over the desk—...Martin?

Silence lasted for a few seconds as Tim looked up to her, until a half embarrased voice spoke from below the desk.

—Hi, Sasha. —She smiled a bit, nodding.

—Ah, I see. —Tim raised an eyebrow at her, tension finally dropping completely from his shoulders now that the cat was out. —Tim, you really should have told me.

—What, that dear Martin here and I were doing Illicit activities? —The way he pronounced the last two words made her laugh, and the face between his legs warm up. — That we were indulging in unethical office practices?

[ask me about my wips!]

#martinsasha #timartinsasha #tani's personal shit #to be fair i hced martin as gay for Quite a while which is why i was so tentative w/ it #now i just hc him as bi bc im bi and i do what i want dfgdfg also i LOVE them #im team let martin and sasha smooch LMAO #anyway thanks!!!! #gemsofthegalaxy #long post

[redxriiot]

Yo, yo, got inspired by that gorgeous bad boy Kiri art so--

          When my Kiri inevitably fucks off to America for a bit, he totally forgets that tattoos are frowned upon in Japan bc the lads of the agency he joined up with told him he’d look cool with one. As such, after much deliberation and trying to figure out how tf he’ll get past his fear of needles to do it, he decides to get one like this, especially since it also serves as a little memento of Tatsuo’s mother. Plus it’s snake, how could he NOT love it. He even adjusts his hero suit to show it off.

#v; plus ultra! #hc #//Oh; that would basically make Tanis the only lover he actually gets a permanent mark on himself for; huh #//She'll probably laugh and called him a dweeb once he shows her and tells her why #//He'd totally be enough of a dork that he would have his son help choose the tattoos too; bet #//She'd call him out on that too lmao #;mun has spoken #//He probably loves it so much; he gets more/expands it #//Ends up having tattoos enough similar to Koujaku from dmmd #//Probably gets a little line saying 'Nunc scio quid sit amor' over his right shoulder blade or something too #//He's all hype and shit the six years he's in America #//Wonders what the fuck happened when he comes back to Japan #//Probably Tamaki or Sero ends up breaking it to him that Japan Does Not Like tattoos #//Gets bummed out; but oh well #//There's no way he's ever getting rid of the snake one #//The others can go; but that one stays #//It's too damn sentimental to him #//Lmao; even as a pro he trains himself more and more to be stronger bc the last thing he wants is another Rappa #coming along and tearing off chunks of his skin; especially since he has tattoos #//He'd be PISSED if any of them ended up really ruined #//Scars and scratches are okay; but if the design's really marred; he's be so angry #//'Dammit; that's the one my fucking son picked out!'

[presidentcrane]

to celebrate pride (and also because it’s my BIRTHDAY), here’s my lgbt headcanons for the evermore crew!

#Ni No Kuni 2 #doodle #the family #in case its too small or you don't recognize some of them: #lofty is nonbinary and aro #roland's bi and trans #evan's pan! #batu is gay and ace #tani is trans and pan #leander is nonbinary and pan #and bracken is a nonbinary lesbian! #in drawing this i realized a lot of leander's regular color scheme kinda matches the nonbinary flag #funny right? #also as always #these are my own personal headcanons you're not obligated to agree with them in any way #if you do #great! #if not #that's great too! #tho if you want to tell me your hcs for them send me an ask and i'll doodle that character with a matching pride flag! #when i have the time of course #right now? it's me birthday and i'm gonna live it #i'm turning 21 :'D

[freckles-like-stars-n-shit]

I wanna draw......... my oc...........

#aka the one i ship w/ eiffel bc im self indulgent like that #tani's log #also bless the person who made that oc rosemary bc while i hc hilbert as gay their art not only is nice af and i lov her #but it also makes me less self conscious abt the existence of this oc in general #@ bless u u funky oc creator keep doing your thing #///but yeah anyway i wanna draw him but im in beeeeeed (why i always wanna draw when im in bed i hate this)