Chief: Agent Devineaux. What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Out of curiosity, do you have any LGBTQ+ Ships out Headcanons for the Stargate Fandom? If so, what are they? What do you like about them (ships)? What are your favorites? (Basically, this would be a good time to fangirl over them if you wanted to, lol)
Oooh, interesting question. Mh, let’s see...
Well, my biggest headcanon there is that Janet Fraiser is a lesbian. And my favorite ship there is Sam/Janet. The two had suuuch a great dynamic and chemistry with each other and basically raised Janet’s daughter together?? *^*
Sam is a total disaster bisexual though. I do very much love her with Jack too. But I do think that during the run of the series, Janet/Sam were a thing. But Sam is totally polyamorous and has loved Janet and Jack equally. And after Jack retired - and when Sam moved to Atlantis, however briefly that was, well, Sam has two hands and Jack and Janet are fine sharing. So, Sam/Janet and Sam/Jack are a happy poly arrangement raising Cassandra together! ^-^
Stargate Atlantis was about four polyamorous bisexuals exploring space together.
I genuinely just think that the team was one big poly arrangement. I started out with Ronon/John but I quickly got into Ronon/Teyla too, so that then evolved into an OT3 and somehow Rodney/John then also grew on me and the longer it went on, the more I also liked Rodney’s dynamic with Ronon and Teyla until I just gave up and went “Yeah no they’re a chaotic disaster OT4″.
I think Elizabeth Weir is a lesbian. I shipped her with Jennifer. (Though I also shipped Jennifer with Carson... So I dunno, Jenny has two hands?? xD)
Now, Stargate Universe wasn’t really ship-heavy for me. I was happy that it gave me the first canon rep with Camille, but it was a bit frustrating that her wife was stuck on Earth and they didn’t have a lot of screentime together... On board, I shipped Camille with Tamara, who I headcanon as bisexual. And that’s kind of the only ship I have on SU; Camille/Tamara, Camille/Sharon and when they get back to Earth, they go full OT3.
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ok so idk if this has been done before but
what if chief is carmen's mom
idk i was thinking ab it while explaining the show to my grandma
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Chief, pinching the bridge of her nose again: You let Carmen Sandiego go?
Zari: He also offered to drive in Mexico.
Chief: He what?
Chase, grumbling: You made me take the lessons...
Zari: He's a himbo in training, ma'am.
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Chief, about ACME’s new computer: Wow, is this bae or what?
Zari: I am in physical pain. Never use the word “bae” again.
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