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🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow
Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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📚 jonathan-sims Follow
HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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🫖 poet-tea Follow
HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
🛶 timtimothy Follow
LMAOOOOO
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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow
op? op are you ok
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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
going on a date tomorrow! 😀
🛶 timtimothy Follow
haha what.
🛶 timtimothy Follow
can you repeat that op
🛶 timtimothy Follow
op?
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op can you repeat that
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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow
why do you need skin
🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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🐺 detective-daisy Follow
is there wifi down here
⚰️ wakelyupwhenimdead Follow
no
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
Oh. You.
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
What. What does that mean
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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
are you SERIOUS
🛶 timtimothy Follow
I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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👤 averagescarehater Follow
WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
my bad
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Behold. Baby Gideon.
So when Harrow has a very bad time while traveling trough the River for the first time in Harrow the Ninth and sees the dead children of the Ninth House, including a baby Gideon with face-paint, the intensity of the moment was kind of dampened by the mental image that popped in my head.
Just the idea of Gideon with face-paint makes me think of her on the cover with the sunglasses. Ergo, baby Gideon with sunglasses.
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its important to remember that long term chronic pain rewires your brain so even after you find a treatment plan that relieves some or all of that pain, you're still gonna have days where you wanna tear all your hair out.
it might feel like it's for no reason! but its cos your brain has new highways in it and traffic still goes thru there whether it makes sense or not
if you're having a bad day, just let your body have a break. Don't try to rationalize it cos the conclusion you might come to is 'wow even with treatment I'm useless' and that's always bad. If your brain and body are telling you "I Can't Do That Right Now", even if you can't figure out the reason, just listen
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Why Leo is “Blue”
In the series where each turtle look so distinct from each other, it’s weird that Splinter calls them by colors. Even more so, Leo is a red slider. He has those prominent red markings on his face.
So why is he blue?
Rats, aside from being near sighted, are red-green colorblind. Specifically, red-weak/protanomoly color blind.
Donnie has purple markings, Mikey had orange markings. And Leo?
Well he looks blue to mutant rat man. 🥺
(Raph is probably “Red” because that’s the Hamato color)
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hollow knight is 50% off, bug fables is 50% off, cultist simulator is 50% off, inscryption is 40% off, and live a live is 30% off. offers end july 13th. consider buying some of my favorite games ever. and then talking to me about them. consider talking to me about them. please
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[id: 6 gifs from season 3, episode 2 “the search” from the tv series “star trek: deep space nine”, the gifs show elim garak, julian bashir in one frame, and benjamin sisko and jadzia dax in another frame.
1st gif: “well, i guess this means the end of our starfleet careers.” julian says. he is standing with his arms clasped behind his back, and garak holding a weapon on his left.
2nd gif: “oh, i wouldn't worry about that, doctor.” garak informs him. the camera cuts to show jadzia, and sisko. jadzia remarks, “well, thats easy for you to say.” while sisko is looking out for enemies.
3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th gif: garak clarifies,“oh, you misunderstand me, lieutenant. all i meant was it's a little foolish to worry about your careers at a time like this, when there's a good chance we're all about to be killed.” he nods and walks away once done. and julian starts to walk away as well. /id end]
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i stopped taking any gummy vitamins years ago because i got a free trial of consumerlab.com to look up which vitamins weren't secretly sawdust and basically everything they had said "quality control and consistency on gummy vitamins is garbage, sometimes there's nothing in them and other times there's way more than there's supposed to be". so like. it's not just a melatonin thing. something about the process of making gummies makes consistency an absolute crapshoot. if you currently take gummy vitamins because you can't handle pills it's probably a good idea to see if you can switch to chewables instead.
(i am aware that the overall usefulness of vitamins/supplements is scientifically questionable but the list of foods that don't trigger either my gerd or my ibs is so short i like to take precautions, don't @ me about my decision to waste money on expensive pee)
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this is like. one of the most appealing drawings I've ever seen in my life
it's perfect in everyway man. nothing could make this better
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The most impressive part of the cultist simulator/book of hours universe is the amount of insane theological discourse all these different groups were having, genuinely fascinating to read about the different ways the Hours were worshipped. It's also impressive because this has meta-game consequences to where I will see an in game piece of lore and go "ah no i disagree with that interpretation of the solar hours I don't think the Door-In-The-Eye can be counted among them" and I'll realize I've fallen for the trap.
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