#constellama talks

[constellama]

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Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found

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HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???

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HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??

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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

🛶 timtimothy Follow

LMAOOOOO

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I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.

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Do you hear that

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This is kind of a bop actually

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op? op are you ok

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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow

going on a date tomorrow! 😀

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haha what.

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can you repeat that op

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op?

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op can you repeat that

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I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.

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Hi

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hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?

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does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.

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why do you need skin

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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy

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is there wifi down here

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no

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HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??

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I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU

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Oh. You.

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What. What does that mean

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I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!

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are you SERIOUS

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I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN

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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE

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my bad

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[the-spooky-archives]

Intros, among other things.

Cocoa Beane

Hello hello! Cocoa Beane (Any Pronouns), Head Archivist, at your service! Currently in the process of attempting to reorganize the archives while also keeping up with all the new statements that keep pouring in from Research. Scared of spiders. Just a tad.

catch me over at @the-better-archivist for daily liveblogs about the reorganization efforts, among other things. My posts here are denoted by #archivist speaks.

Vinny Seraph

Hi everyone, names Vinny Seraph, She/her. I’m yet another archival assistant here, and I also help Cocoa out with her organization efforts if I can. I like coffee, music, and more coffee. I’m not addicted, I swear. I just like the taste.

My personal blog is @magnus-coffee-shop and the tag I use for my posts here is #Vinny Coffee Talk.

Kairos

Hello. My name is Kairos, and I’m an archival assistant here at the Institute. I handle most of the tech side, because it’s abundantly obvious how much Cocoa needs it. If you need to reach me, I’ll probably ignore you. And don’t touch my plants.

But if you must ask me something, you can find me at @clock-weaver for…my own efforts in archival work. All posts written by me here will be signed off with the tag #clock’s ticking

Minty Mori

Hello Hello! My name is Minty Mori (He/him) and archival assistant. I do a lot of filing, paperwork, I handle a lot of miscellaneous tasks but really just standard paper things. I have narcolepsy and I wholly apreciate the patience of the archival staff. I'm not entirely sure what to write honestly, Hopefully this will be alright with the Cocoa.

You'll find me occasionally posting at @minty-mori-archival-assistant (gosh it's so long.) And my tag is: #Sleep talking Minty.

Michael (Angelo?)

Hi there! I'm Michael, short for a myriad of things! I go by Mikey usually. I'm an archival assistant, brought on by Elias. I used to know Gertie, my guardian used to bring me out to see her! I'm not telling what I do here, as I find it fun to keep it secret. I like to refer to myself as "Michael 2" as my guardian is also named Michael (part of why he adopted me in the first place). My blog is @a-second-smaller-door, and I post with the tag #Michael..... 2!

What is The Spooky Archives?

The Spooky Archives, aka TSA, is a TMA AU created by all the mods on this blog and a few others who haven't been introduced yet. In this AU, our own OCs/sonas take the place of the s1 archival crew (though of course they all still exist, they just aren't working in the Archives).

About the Mods

Cocoa

Names Mod Cocoa (Any pronouns). A few of my friends (who are also mods on this blog) told me I should listen to Magnus. I gave in after a few weeks and proceeded to listen to the entire podcast in two weeks, so that gives you an idea of my level of insanity.

My main blog is @ihavenohotcocoa, and I kinda just post whatever I want so like. Maybe some magnus, maybe not.

Vinny

Hi! Mod Vinny here! (She/her pronouns) I’m a bit of a newbie to the series, and pretty much still am. I started listening to TMA and then my progress grinded to a halt around 107(?) because I was too anxious for everyone. And then I just got Mod!Cocoa to tell me everything because I was tired. And honestly? I would have not survived. So please forgive me if I do things contradictory to canon because everything I got is from word of mouth.

My blog is @vinegar-on-main, but don’t expect me to post only TMA stuff. I post whatever I feel like.

Llama

HI HI HELLO my name’s Llama (she/her)!! I was one of said friends who bugged Cocoa to listen to tma and I don’t think any of us have been the same ever since, I know I haven’t :D

My main blog is @constellama, I post art and sometimes random thoughts on different fandoms I’m a part of :D Feel free to follow !!

Minty

Y O U. Hello! I'm Minty (He/him or any), and I was also bugged to listen to it!! It really spread like a plague/pos ofc. I post about a couple things?? DC and Spiderverse have me in a chokehold at the time of writing so you may see a lot of that.

My main blog is at: @hyperspix and yeah! Chilling and vibing. Always free to yell about something to me because I love hearing them! Have a lovely day <3.

Mikey

HI! My name is Mikey (He/They/It). I listened to tma back before s4 even ended. I like transformers a lot. like so much. so so so much. please someone talk to me about transformers. my main blog is @snowybookwyrm !

[constellama]

*average hermit fishes 3 times* factoid is actualy just statistical error. average hermit fishes 0 times. Fishing Grianeorg, who has fished 5000 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#is this anything #has anyone done this #WHY HAS HE FISHED SO MUCH #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitblr #grian #constellama talks

[constellama]

I saw a headcanon that human!wiggly was using richie’s face during the summoning and I’m a little insane about it. Because if you think about it, it makes total sense.

“Why would Wiggly want to appear as a nerdy prude if his whole thing is power?” I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BUT HEAR ME OUT.

Do you know how terrifying it would be to see your dead friend’s body being repurposed and puppeted in front of you? You’d be horrified. And that’s what Wiggly wants, in a way. He wants to be feared. If his human form was just another jock, it wouldn’t be as scary would it? After everything Steph, Pete, and Grace had gone through, another jock probably wouldn’t have had much effect on them. But their friend? Who they didn’t even get to fully mourn?? It’s like salt in the wound. They’d be vulnerable. Weak.

And don’t even get me started on the talking mannerisms?? In the boys bathroom scene when Richie says “and what, pray tell, may that be, Stephanie?” it’s the EXACT same way Wiggly says “What’s in your pocket Stephanie?”

To conclude, I love being insane about minuscule details 👍

#starkid #the hatchetfield series #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #stephanie lauter #pete spankoffski #grace chasity #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #constellama talks

[constellama]

Listen I know we make fun of Kaz for being absolutely awful at flirting with Inej but LOOK AT THIS!!

Literally most underrated Kanej moment!! I have not seen a single person talk about it and it makes me insane !! LIKE HELLO?? What happened to his rizz why did it just evaporate

#grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #constellama talks

[constellama]

I need everyone to understand how much I love kayne malevolent. Yes he’s horrible. No we don’t know exactly what he is. Yes he chose his name on the spot. No he’s definitely not anything near the realm of sane. Yes he’s a danger to literally all of humanity. Yes the music and sound effects stop when his presence is near. Yes half his dialogue is laughing maniacally. Yes he does goofy accents and has fun nicknames. Yes he killed every other version of himself. But he was feeling silly.

#yknow what #kayne art soon #I’m going through another malevolent obsession again help #intermezzo spoilers #malevolent spoilers #malevolent #kayne malevolent #constellama talks

[constellama]

I love Tamar and Tolya they were so good this season they’re literally

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #tamar kir bataar #tolya yul bataar #constellama talks

[constellama]

Being a podcast fan is so funny when you have other podcast listening friends and you’re trying to get them into another podcast but you only have other podcasts to compare it to.

Yeah you should listen to find us alive. It has the vibes of wolf 359 but also the humor is comparable to red valley I think. Yeah Dr. Harley is like Eiffel but without the same trauma and pop culture. No he still has the drinking problem. He’s like Eiffel if Eiffel spoke like Cecil Palmer. Yeah him and Dr. Klein are like Eiffel and Minkowski but reversed. Then again Klein’s unprofessionalism is almost on par with Clive Shill. Minus the extensive and creative insults. Yeah and then there’s Agent Love she’s like Melanie King if Melanie was smaller and more angry. And then there’s Dr. Lancaster who kinda reminds me of Martin. Martin but American. Yeah you should listen to find us alive.

#disclaimer I’m not completely caught up with find us alive #so sorry if I got anything wrong #and to anyone who sees this and needs a new fiction podcast to listen to and be obsessed with #LISTEN TO FIND US ALIVE !!! PLEASE #the magnus archives #red valley #wtnv #wolf 359 #find us alive #constellama talks

[constellama]

Do you think that if Sasha’s va didn’t leave, they would’ve had her voice in The Unknowing. Imagine what they would’ve made her say to Tim.

#the magnus archives #sasha james #tim stoker #constellama talks #mag 119 #tma s3 #tma s3 spoilers

[constellama]

my stupid malevolent headcanon is that John is right handed and Arthur is left handed so when Arthur lost control of his left hand he literally couldn’t write anything but John is only comfortable with his right hand except he can only control Arthur’s left hand. So they’re both suffering.

#they’re so stupid I love them #reblog with your silly malevolent headcanons #they deserve to be happy #once in a while #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #constellama talks

[constellama]

I think it would be REALLY funny if we do eventually meet the somewhere else versions of Jon and Martin and they are just the exact opposite of their s1 selves. Like Jon is just super kind and kinda bubbly and wants people to be happy and Martin is super uptight and perpetually annoyed. It’s INCREDIBLY unlikely but just imagine how silly it would be. It would be so funny.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp vague #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #constellama talks

[constellama]

Ranboo is the type of person to go “YEOWCH” and “HOO BOY” while getting a tattoo

#he just posted about getting tattoos #and this is the first thing I thought of #you can’t tell me I’m wrong #ranboo #constellama talks

[constellama]

Started binge-watching the hatchetfield series recently and I don’t think I’ll ever be normal again actually

#help I’ve watched npmd at least three times #I’m actually so insane about lautski #like it’s becoming a problem I think #thought about them and my heart rate went up #starkid #the hatchetfield series #nerdy prudes must die #constellama talks

[constellama]

HELLO

OH MY GOD

#mariah rose faith #constellama talks

[constellama]

I like to imagine Kaz and Nina are the exact same height. Like exact same, barely any difference, even with hair height.

Except this starts to bother Kaz, who sometimes looks shorter because of his limp. So whenever he stands next to Nina but ONLY Nina, he’ll stand as straight as he can and even wear taller shoes just so he can be like half an inch taller than her.

And then Nina notices it too. The next time they meet, she shows up in heels to be slightly taller and says nothing about it but is definitely smug the whole time.

So now there’s just a back and forth of Kaz and Nina trying to be taller than the other for no reason other than they’d both rather jump in the canal than look up to talk to each other

#they’re so siblings #they’re twins you can’t convince me otherwise #the other crows definitely see this whole thing going on #and they have popcorn and front row seats #grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #nina zenik #constellama talks

[constellama]

I’m like 9 chapters into The Raven Boys and my thoughts so far:

Blue is girlbossing I love everything about her

I’m kind of indifferent on Gansey, leaning towards maybe liking him since he seems to actually care about his friends a lot

Ok I’m ngl I didn’t know if I liked Ronan at first but he literally found a Raven fledgling and named it Chainsaw I’m cryign I love him

I love Adam he’s just a little guy he lowkey reminds me of Wylan Van Eck they would be friends I think

I know next to nothing about Noah but he’s just such a creature. A cryptid. He’s my favorite so far next to Blue and Adam (pls don’t let anything bad happen to him)

#the raven cycle #the raven boys #blue sargent #richard gansey #ronan lynch #adam parrish #noah czerny #constellama talks #llama reads trc