#super cool aunt

[ukiyoebirds]

"An Aunt May Seminar: So Your Kid Is Spiderman"

She also has an upcoming seminar called "A close friend is actually a backstabbing villain who tried to destroy your kid: How to let go of toxic people in your life."

#across the spider verse fanart #across the spiderverse #ats #spiderverse 2 #spiderverse #spiderverse spoilers #kinda #more like comedic wishful thinking #aunt may #may parker #spider man #into the spider verse #references are life #other aunt may seminars include #how to fund your kid's superheroing #with a step by step guide on how to get money for everything #some only partly legal #“There will be lots of hospital bills. LOTS” #Hosting the avengers for dinner and why Hulk is the best one #“A super cool secret base under a shed in the yard isn't necessary but it is encouraged” #A supervillain has figured out your kids secret identity: a guide on super self defense #With great power comes a great amount of stress #Aunt May is a cool old lady #May she enjoy Florida #something that isn't lmk fanart! I'm surprised #jeff davis #rio morales #jefferson morales #george stacy #If they can have a therapist spiderman they can have aunt may give advice on how to raise a spider person

[vertigoartgore]

2004's Marvel Knights: Spider-Man Vol.1 #1's cover (released 20 years ago today) by Terry Dodson, Rachel Dodson & Dave Kemp.

#marvel knights #spider man #spidey #terry dodson #rachel dodson #mark millar #mid 2000s #money shot #marve comics #friendly neighborhood spider man #peter parker #mary jane watson #aunt may #before OMD #electro #black cat #vulture #new venom #green goblin #doctor octopus #new york #marvel #marvel comics #20 years ago #already ?! #superhero #super villians #art #cool comic art #MJ

[axewchao]

While recovering in Pokémon Square, Valerie has plenty of time to get to know the locals, particularly the precious angel known as Caterpie.

Shy at first due to Val towering over the tiny baby child, it didn't take long for curiosity to beat intimidation, leading to Val telling stories of her adventures in Hoenn as she traveled the region with her brother. Caterpie eats them all up, and Val quickly gains an "auntie" role she never thought she'd have. It was those darn baby-doll eyes...!

It never clicks in her head to tell Caterpie that Hoenn is part of another world, and whenever the sparkly-eyed child asks one too many questions, you can tell when she's fumbling for ways to dance around the full truth. =w="

#pokemon #pokémon #pmd #Sceptile #Valerie Sceptile #Caterpie #Giant Lizard Aunt aquired! #kid thinks she's some super cool explorer #which... is kinda correct? just not in the way he thinks- #axewchaoscribbles

[astrxealis]

i love final fantasy so much i might go insane

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #urgggfhfgfh listening to distant worlds 6 ... battle theme medley. i heard the ff1 and started Crying already oh fuck this #i can listen to cosmo canyon (i loveu red) and then just start cryying it's insane actually. what reason do i have to cry from that #i am Ignoring the #. the uhm. #the eternal wind one bcs i will be uncontrollable (in sobbing) ..... Man! #idk man i missed this :( haven't been self-indulgent w any interests aside from acads for the past months (which is cool but also) !!!!! #ff1 to 16 and then the spin-offs and sequels and prequels and other games i love you all #will always rmbr my super cool adoptive-tito (he is. american LMFAO gay friend of my super cool aunt so he kinda got adopted into the family #when he went w her on vacation here) who is insane w the piano and played. mario and ff songs for us. #aerith's theme.... oughhh....... rufus' welcoming ceremony and esp uh #the battle theme i forgpt the name of atm. Insane! amazing

[ortensiawhiskers]

I can’t even lie that a little bit of the reason I felt more motivated to cut my hair is bc my cousin. Like I know he’s trans. Has he told anyone?? No, but like he carries around his trans pride stuff with little pronoun charms so when he cut his hair like against his like his moms own wishes every time I look at him I just wanted to cry

#txt #he looks so good soo good #super cool hair cut fr #it’s kinda like a mullet #I’m glad that his like older sister supports him & gets him clothes that he wants #bc like. when I came out to her as bi she told me how my aunt treats him & UGH #you know never in a million years did I think I’d have younger ppl in my family coming to me for comfort abt these things #it feels kinda. unreal. #& I still can’t believe it.

[the-trans-dragon]

Could a person with mental illness do THIS?

*spends 20 minutes trying to respond to a text, too anxious to commit to a first word such as "Hey" versus "Hi!" versus maybe a unique catchphrase I should incorporate into my personality like "Banjo bonjour!" or, if it would be more logical, "Bonjour banjo!"*

#🙃 #its a specific person who i never really decided what kind of relationship we have #maybe she was technically one of my bosses? but we started on the same day and bonded over #trying to adjust super quickly and not make mistakes (or to learn from them very quickly) and then we #had some really nice chats about our lives and families and partners #so its like. we are casual coworker acquaintances and we are Girls Who Are Friends (im not sure if she #knew i was trans and nonbinary. i think she assumed i was a woman. but the way she perceived and interacted with my gender was comfy in a #very specific way that makes me feel Okay Being Seen As A Girl. it still doesnt feel like ME. but i can fit inside it without #contorting and hiding parts of myself. kinda like the pants i bought at goodwill that definitely didnt quite fit but #my wife hemmed them a bit and i could squeeze my butt into them if i held my breath and they were a great pair of work pants for $7 #anyways lol she was like a peer/mentor/cool aunt's even cooler best friend/woman you sat next to at the ER one time and she felt like you'd #known her forever but it was probably just because it was 2:30AM and neither of you had slept and were both lowkey curious if you were gonna #die before getting medical help/drunk woman who accidentally says something you've needed to hear for the past decade. lol #so idk if its a “hello” situation or a “hiya” or a “hey sup” or what. :3 well there went another ten minutes while i #rambled in the tags. okay byyyyyye. #sorenhoots

[leos-regression-cove]

I think Sylvie would calm down and feel a lot better if she had a large animal to bond with. She deserves it. Part of her healing is becoming a horse girl and/or a dragon girl.

#source: my aunt runs a horse ranch and told me about how horses attract some of the most traumatized women who need therapy #i think Sylvie is that #also i just think shed look super cool feeding a dragon #litttle!Sylvie either is just obbsessed with (horses or dragons idk) and plays it on the playground or has a stuffed animal #agere fic inspo #marvel agere #marvel headcanons #sylvie laufeydottir #loki tv

[randomnameless]

They were hungry, so Flayn got a fish, but they spot kitties thus decided to feed them.

They're happy but still hungry !

Where is Seteth to be the responsible one and make sure everyone has their basic needs satisfied ?

#Fodlan nonsense #Lizard family time? #Rhea is the super cool aunt #Having fun is more important than nutrition right ? #Flayn wanted to share the fish but she's too compassionate #Those cats were hungry too ! #Fe16 #Fe heroes

[tj-crochets]

New quilt progress! I got all the fabrics ironed and half of them cut to size. The theme for this one is llamas (and/or alpacas) and lots and lots of bright colors. My aunt and uncle* run an alpaca farm, and my aunt absolutely LOVES alpaca themed stuff, so this will be for them!

*when I was a kid my dad’s friend would let me play with their dogs whenever I tagged along so I decided he was my uncle. I was like six! He let me play with puppies! Of course he was my favorite lol

#fabric #llama quilt in progress #the fabric says it’s llamas but it’s stylized enough I’m calling them alpacas #my uncle has taken care of animals my whole life #people just bring him rescue animals? and he takes them? #last time I went to their farm he had pigs and alpacas and like a dozen dogs and some cats (indoor cats) #and more small birds than I can identify #he’s awesome and so good with animals it’s a little ridiculous #my aunt is super cool too but she’s a rocket scientist and as a little kid I did not care about that #I just wanted to see more animals lol #last time I visited he handed me a lamb #and I love animals but am very much a city slicker. very little practical experience. #so I was just standing there very confused holding a lamb and the lamb was looking at me like ????? #and I was looking back like ?????????? #anyway my aunt and uncle are awesome and I’m glad I forcibly adopted them as a small child.

[thebadchoicemachine]

You know there’s something incredibly comforting about how everyone’s lives are happening at the exact same time.

#tw death mention further in the tags #I come onto tumblr just at random. I scroll. see some cool ideas about vampires or an awesome drawing or a fandom headcanon #and it’s just normal #it’s like stepping into a bubble #when the world ends everyone here is still writing about Danny Phantom in DC and posting pictures of their pets and talking with their other #friends even the ones I don’t interact with super regularly anyway #it’s nice #a close family member just died #everything has changed. I’m worried about his son who I’m closer with than my own siblings #he’s 4 and loved his dad so much. #I’m worried about my aunt who’s now got custody of him thank god so he’s not going anywhere bad #she’s so strong and kind #I love them so much. #but then I come on here and life is just happening for everyone else #one day this will be something else #and they’ll be okay too #because that’s true for them too

[titan-god-helios]

mum and grandma: “ouf Allah!” uncle: “aLlAh relax guys too late there’s no allah”

#reasons to love my uncle ash: #he respects boundaries sososo much #he's a great dad to my little cousin #we have the same name #he's an atheist like me but still chills and respects the fuck out of religion and religious people without being weird about it #he stands his ground and tries his best to be fair at all times #gentle parent. need i say more #he's so super cool and travels everywhere for work #he's the funniest chillest guy ever and you all should just love my uncle ash #he'd love to be all you guys' uncle i bet you #he's great like that #same with my theo kimonas and thea katerina they're awesome and i love em and they're so chill about lgbt i love em #we love respectful aunts and uncles #OH AND ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY AUNTIE RAQUEL THE WIFE OF UNCLE ASHFAQUR #she's just as rad and cool and respectful i love her so much #shoutout to all my cousins too actually

[machinavocis]

if i buy a house next year i solemnly swear to never shut the fuck up about how it was literally only possible because of an inheritance and that in no way should my home ownership ever be attributed to """merit""" or """"financial competence""""

#actually flying out to california really briefly tomorrow to help my mom & aunt sell my grandma's house #fyi for anyone who has seen my vague houseposting literally it'll only maybe happen b/c of this #my grandma explicitly wanted my mom to pass along down payment money to me from her estate after she died #and like i feel Weird about this b/c inheritance in general is A Problematic Thing imo #but the Cool Opportunity this WOULD open--which i AM hella psyched about--is that utah has super lax ADU laws #so if i own a house i can with a super easy permit build a mini house in my backyard for my long term roommate #who lives on SSDI & needs lowkey very-part-time live-in assistance & who i kinda think of as family at this point #so this would be super great for him b/c he could have way more independence but also i'm There If Needed #i will do the lowkey problematic thing in order to be able to do the cool disability solidarity thing #idk

[thomas-mvller]

Guys, you're about to hear the stupidest thing in a long while:

Remember when i told you a bunch of people from my inner circle got robbed consecutively a couple months ago? one of them was an aunt who got robbed at gunpoint and they took her purse, so when she went to the bank to block her credit cards she got told that someone made a $1200 purchase with one of her credit cards........ on mf SHEIN 💀

#look i obviously feel super sorry for my aunt and robbers need to fuck off #but if you're going to risk spending time behind bars then idfk. use the money on something useful #nope. they splurged on SHEIN! are these cunts mf bent?????????????? #maybe dude decided to let his gf have a shopping spree or maybe they bought clothes to sell later on #BUT SHEIN????? #rambless #if you steal my money and use it on useful shit like food for your fam or sth then cool motive. still a crime #but if you use it to buy shit on shein I'll hunt you down and skin you like what a WASTE of money

[astrxealis]

got another person into granblue fantasy, an old friend B)

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #from SCHOOL !! we were just acquaintances before the pandemic but then uhmm #like last year...? suddenly started dming. fun! anyways super nice #oh i realize they are gay and trans too (as umbrella terms) im not as alone as i thought i was irl. nice <3 #yeah ... silly we haven't interacted irl yet we forgor how each other looks but also i found out today my friend in class from last year #remembers me as a friend and all uhm bcs my friend and her were talking about final fantasy... sniffs..... people remember me. wow #so yeah. and then uhm. yeah #THEY DID get into it sometime back but only now super properly i think... i won't be surprised if they don't get too into it though bcs time #and all lol! anyway right my dad uhhh..... oops.......... i forgor me and lune often have speeches relating to the lgbtq community #like the sogie bill should be passed or lgbtq struggles or stuff like that. same-sex marriage? #and they hear us very clearly. the walls are not very soundproof aha and once they were right inside. how fun #YEAH anyway my dad is hinting i think he'll support me and lune no matter what since we are family and idk he's cool i think #mom i'm worried about still but. yeah. i think i'll try to find the chance to come out to my aunt and maybe to her gay friend as well

[muffuletadiver]

as a kid I never realized baldness was seen as a bad thing for men because my dad has been bald for my entire life because his hair went gray super young so he was like “I like myself better bald” and that was the end of it. he also never complained/wished his hair was back

#my dads side of the family gets gray hairs super super young #my aunts had gray hair since I was a baby and I always thought it looked super cool

[randomnameless]

I remember thinking that it was obvious Seteth and Flayn were father and daughter but then I also thought that Rhea was the mother. Flayn basically looks like a smoll and more floofy version of Rhea so I thought I hit the nail right on the head. Turns out I was wrong and Rhea is her doting aunt.. or whatever their relation is. They're still absolutely adorable. I want Rhea to sing a lullaby to Flayn to help her sleep.

Oh,

I imagine Rhea immediately adopted Cethleann (like other nabateans!) but as a younger sibling or a younger to whom she has to be a model, since Rhea's the youngest Nabatean from Sothis. Maybe they are close in age than Rhea and Indech, or Rhea and Seteth?

Finally, she is not the youngest or the "baby" of the family, and can dote in turn on someone else!

Smol!Cethleann and Rhea always spent a lot of time in Zanado, picking up flowers, braiding each other's hair and even at times drawing/playing together. And they slept together too - "slept" as in Cethleann asked for a lot of stories and Rhea forgot half of it each time, so she made up new ones and they talked a lot during the night, when sleeping with her parents means Cethleann has to sleep at 9 pm.

Saint Cethleann often tried to cheer up Seiros the Warrior, to make her realise that she is not only a warrior, she is still her cool aunt Rhea even if tragedy befell their family - maybe they hung out around Enbarr's fish market and Cethleann managed to drag her aunt around, to change her mind about war this or war that, or to ask her, without Cichol hovering around them, what is so important about holding hands, they are already doing it!

Flayn sometimes hops in Archbishop Rhea's bed - to get a feeling of familiarity in a world that changed while she was asleep - and while Rhea indulges her, there's still some sort of barrier between the two because War of Heroes happened, and Rhea'd feel guilty for the death of Flayn's mother. Flayn would run to her to tell her about that time when Prince Dimitri brazed her hand (yes he had his gloves, but it counts!) when he handed her a bucket of fresh caught fish.

Post-War they would maybe meet in Zanado, Flayn would be the one to tell her stories, and ask her how to model properly because she wants Ignatz to depict her as a "fierce" woman, which prompts Rhea to ask her niece if they are already holding hands, because human rites have to follow a certain order.

#anon #replies #FE16 #Nopes!Rhea is very worried about Flayn's well being #she encourages her to fight but asks her not to overdo it #lizard family time? #super cool aunt Rhea will forever be super cool in Cethleann's eyes