#suck eggs in hell

[stabbedbyjim]

A fan edit of Stede being a dick.

#stede fucking bonnet #ofmd edit #our flag means death #only one captain #treasure is the real treasure #suck eggs in hell #iggy hands #stede ofmd

[celluloidbroomcloset]

Given that Ed knew that he was attracted to men, I do wonder if the whole “follow Stede around until he notices me” went like this:

Ed: Who is this strange wealthy man who just walked into my territory with a unicorn boat and started calling himself a pirate?

Stede:

Ed: Oh no, he’s hot.

#ofmd #our flag means death #gif #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #then Stede told Izzy that his boss can suck eggs in hell #and Ed was so turned on he planned to raid the ship himself

[purge-samauwu]

For you dunces out there.

#punkflower #hobie brown #miles morales #age confirmation #shut the hell your mouth #shut the fuck uuuuuuup #go suck eggs in hell

[callmemissus-bull]

Y’all better promise me that when Dreadwolf finally comes out in like the next 70 years that you’ll light the black candle so I can rise from the dead to have my closure with the egg.

#solas you suck #dragon age #solasmance #solasmancer #solavellan hell #solasmancer hell #stupid egg #dragon age inquisition #lavellan is the shit #solas x lavellan #lavellan #dai #da: inquisition #the dread wolf #da: dreadwolf #dragon age dreadwolf

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Hey. This big run sucks…………..

#chattin #these are getting increasingly worse #like high evp is just hell #its Just HELL #like #perspective; i got golds for all of these big runs except for rhe first one #i am. at 131 eggs as my high score and i KNOW its bad 😭 #low tide is just BAD its like there is no way they saw that and thought it was a good idea like WHAT #flyfish clip into each other bc they have nowhere else to go #i KEEP getting range blaster and bamboozler like PLEASE #i ask for so little #i hardly ever get bad teammates its just. these spawns are so terrible #the only saving grace is that glowflies is SO easy #bc i think i wouldve stopped playing if it was as hard as jammin stations high tide glowflies #hey on that topic. that map also sucks #and yet here i am dying like a dog playing this game anyway

[pennybunpirate]

Well.

It's been approximately 12 hours since I saw the news. As all of you, I am heartbroken. This shit fucking hurts.

I didn't cry on January 9th. Last night I was sobbing quietly in bed at 1 am. 2 months ago I hadn't even made my first post on here, spending my first few months in the fandom lurking. After that day, the love everyone continued to pour out made it impossible to resist taking part and creating some of my own fanart offerings to share the love. The time we spent in the gravy basket feels special and precious. I've fallen more deeply in love with both the show and the fandom, which is why it hurts so much more this time, but I have no regrets about getting in deeper.

I feel like I'm experiencing all the stages of grief at once, and the fact that includes a smidge of acceptance is because of all the love here. I am so, so sad and angry I don't get to hang out and gush about new season stuff with you all. But.

Yesterday I got to squeal when I saw an author whose work I enjoy has started a new story. I got to weep and have butterflies from the beautiful reunion longfic I'm currently reading (which was published a year and a half ago). I full on snort laughed at photos of Ed's backside, and the comments that went with them, posted on here. Last night's news can't take that away from me, nor will it take away my enjoyment of it in the future.

I've got more to share, more art planned, heck, I just got an iPad to draw on because I finally have felt inspired to try digital art, thanks to this fandom.

I am mourning the end of the road for the show, and everything we don't get to have, but I will continue to appreciate all the beautiful art you lovely lunatics keep making. Two things can be true. And I believe the love and joy will stick around longer than the grief and anger.

#some thoughts #i love you all #david zaslav can go suck eggs in hell #ofmd #our flag means death

[reddiamondyeet]

There aren't many things from the Ace Attorney canon that I completely reject or ignore but the canon heights can go fucking bite me.

#ace attorney #no way in hell is manfred any taller than 5'5“ to me. #let alone the fucking 5'10“ or whatever that they decided to make him like no suck my dick actually #same goes for nearly all the other characters. especially the women. like practically none of them are tall??? that's so stupid #like seriously. One time i saw someone make a chart of the canon heights and all the women were near the middle or the lower end #like wtf capcom. also practically all the defense attorneys were shorter than the prosecutor they're associated with and that's... #don't like that. don't know why but I am a HUUGE not fan of that. #anyway yeah basically canon heights can go suck an egg I have the superior brain.

[un-pearable]

like i did still have fun. but it was in spite of a lot of things about the game rather than because of :( let’s focus on the positives. trip is adorable if a little too modern looking. this cutscene was very funny bc it was the first time i realized one of my bros had swapped eggman to lego at some point.

i love her <3

#eggman runs off the sceeen and then two seconds later we see the end of the girder…. where he go #that whole sequence is weird . anyway the fang fight was funny it was so hard my bro was Struggling <- carrying #the emerald bits are SO frustrating but rewarding #the special stages are just fun . esp with two players #the plot is capital C Confusing i think they could def have conveyed it better #esp the final pre egg fortress stage. what. how did that exist. it was cool as hell but i’m so confused #text✨ #sonic superstars #sonic superstars spoilers #ALSO KNUCKLES <3 <3 i love having siblings we played through the whole game and i got to play knux the whole time even though i SUCK

[ryuuryuuhoney]

my scrungily asparagus minions I totally don’t cuddle with-

I wasted my life savings on all 3 of them-

#trey clover #trey clover fanart #trey clover x yuu #honerey #honey x trey #twisted wonderland #twst #twst meme #twisted wonderland meme #FUCKING HELL- #ALL THESE LIL SCRUNGILYS ARE EXPENSIVE- #I HATE THEM SO MUCH- *kisses all 3 of them* #FCK- #JSDGJSHGDSJ #also i hate them #did i tell you that? #i hate them all *kisses them again* #they suck- #lil minions of mine cook eggs- #or watch me cook eggs at least- #>:/// #it's me and da bois-

[potatobugz]

Top ten things to do instead of doing the things u were supposed to do today, number one, draw out a scene from This Fic on Ao3 (specifically from chapter 8 but I do recommend reading tha whole thing if it interests you cuz. It's good :])

Hello society,. I have been rotating this around in my brain for a bit and was dying to draw it. So I am holding this out to you like how a cat brings u dead stuff as a gift

#homestuck #hs #eridan ampora #feferi piexes #DW THOUGH I DID END UP GETTING THAT STUFF DONE #anywho i also drew like another thing from this chapter in particular but i am nervous to share that one not that its bad or anything #just..;; anxiety *scary halloween sound effects such as ghost going 'oooohhh' or woman going 'aiee!'* #anywho im going. insane so hopefully this doesnt bother my beloved mutuals/followers ;__; #my house. #also its 2 am and i have school in the morning but tbh i am not tired enough to sleep. hell world #sleep deprived so i think my tags r getting less coherent. also rambling alot cuz i am stalling instead of. posting #i think 2 am amxiety can go suck an egg i will post this anyway anywho. enjoy :D #potatart

[sunspinecity]

i havent wanted to comment on the sandsurge drama bc i think it's insane but like. anyone who says that staff "isn't very communicative" has never played another petsite in their life. Turn back time spend 3 years on neopets and then we'll talk about communication bro..

like there is literally an entire Dev Status Sidebar that shows you what they're saying about whats going on that they update pretty regularly and they do dev updates + stay in contact with their playerbase and closely watch their reactions to updates to see where they messed up and what can be improved on. Like what on planet earth are you talking about. genuinely

the only agreement i will give to communication issue is that the wording on aeq's post regarding the fact that it would be a gem breed took me 7 tries and i still dont get it bc it reads to me as "2nd breed will be treasure, 3rd will be gems"?? which is obv not true. I genuinely can't see what ppl mean by this being a confirmation. but thats not a communication issue it is a Confusing Wording issue. don't complain about communication unless you've played literally any other petsite bc i guarantee you this level of transparency and care you will find in very few other places.

#and before anyone thinks im sucking up to staff. i dont like staff. i will never let myself have anything more than #respect for people i dont know on a day to day basis. they run a company. not my friends. esp not after how the eye genes were treated #fr #flight rising #chimechatter #this is the only thing ill be saying on this or reblogging btw i just got irritated<3 #my only opinions on every other issue ppl have is 1. i think modern gem breeds should be 1200 and ancients should be 600g #i cant put apparel on them why thr hell am i paying yhat much. i have to pay 1kg and then a shitton for a skin if i want one and then pay fo #r gem genes too can you get real with me. but its fine i can grind bc if im not gonna pay up im gonna god damn do it right #its literally fine. and 2. was initially disappointed we didnt get at least an egg bc i love getting eggs but w/e ill jus grind. 2 weeks of #g&g gets u a breed change scroll lmao its whatecer #they gotta make money. it is what it is. i use adblocker because the changing ads are distracting n give me a headache #so i better either put my money where my mouth is or grind it out yk. Whateval #such a nothing burger drama honestly

[empyrealbiscuit]

Hi! It’s empyrealbiscuit, the world’s nosiest username.

Guuueeeessssss who finally started watching Our Flag Means Death? Me! It’s pretty great so far, so you know that I had to draw The Gentleman Pirate himself. I’m on episode four, and (although I know things are gonna get a lot sadder in the season finale) this is a really fun show!

#art #illustration #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #I can sense a new show to put on my list of favorite shows #one knife #and the nose jar #i specifically chose this scene because Stede’s face is iconic #this man’s sense of style is immaculate #also I now occasionally say ‘go suck eggs in hell’ #because #i can

[poison-into-positivity]

love you guys. & I’m not going anywhere 🫶

#hbo max can go suck eggs in hell

[whatsnewalycat]

I finished You. In conclusion:

#joe goldberg #go suck eggs in hell #bitch ass #you season 4

[goodhairbadmanners]

I would just like to thank everyone who ever watched Scandal and then proceeded to make it their personal mission to shit on Fitz publicly and for the rest of time. You are heros and the world is made brighter by your presence. Don't think we haven't noticed the creative, the scathing, the hilarious, and occasionally whimsical ways you have found to tell that manipulative, controlling, vicious, self-obsessed, predatory, poisonous man baby to go to hell. We salute you.🫡🍷

#scandal #shonda rhimes #shondaland #kerry washington #olivia pope #olake forever #olake #fitz can go suck eggs in hell #not my president

[lacefuneral]

rip stede ofmd you’d love this collection of objects from my sideblog @stedeswardrobe