"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?"
Sure do, no problem!!
"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?"
I gotcha!! Comin' right up!
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"
Never fear, joggers are here!
[id: It's a mock poster of Hobie Brown, drawn as he is depicted in the spider verse with brown skin, wicks, and numerous piercings. The first drawing is fully rendered and in usual colors—he is looking off to the side and holding his guitar. There are also two outlined, flat drawings of him behind that, also playing the guitar and done in different colors. All three drawings are up against posters from Public Enemy, X-ray Spex, and Crime, with his alias, "Spider-Punk" slapped in the top corner. /end id]