#stupid rambles

[faolanmoon]

Does anyone else think it would be funny as shit if the farmer in Stardew was buff?

Like we literally do a shit ton of physical labor that requires muscle, how are we not giving Alex a run for his money?

I cannot unsee all the arm wrestling matches.😭

#shitpost #stardew valley #stupid rambles #like seriously #like think about it #alex stardew valley #do y’all even know how much muscle mass would be built from the mines and the farm? #alex sdv #ain’t no way there wouldn’t be a ton of arm wrestling matches if the farmer was buff #sdv farmer #if someone drew this I’d die

[yelling-space]

sex hcs

// Might be a lil heavy 4 a first post idk??? thought it be a good indicator of what u can expect from me in relation 2 each charter encase that's sming u want 2 avoid tho,

so enjoy this short summary the Main 4s feelings on/relationship with sex and daans here 2 for some reason

none the left over colours fitted Enki so i made him pink 2 spite him

Cw :(Impyed) child prostitution + s/a

Cahara

-whore by birth,slut by choise

-has a hate-love relationship with sex(regardless position) and kinda treats it like a "get out of jail free" card, rellised from a young age the amount of horrble suitions he can get out of if he opens his mouth a lil wider and swings his hips a little

-can be pear pressured/guilted into agreeing 2 sex + for as mutch as hes into and enjoys sex he feels so gross and unclean and not comfy in his own skin after regadles who its with (he will internaly throw up and try 2 rip his skin of if you call him "exotic")

-will cry if he has totally normal fully consensual sane safe sex w a partner/ his wife

-doesnt understand the religious belifes of immodesty or sodomy esply when those higher up dont tend 2 practice what they preach , OPPOSITE of a prude , open whore.

D'arce

-closeted butch top that didnt realize her desire to fuck pretty men was actually her lesbian soul shining through

-lotta her,,,less practical ,vewis on sex stem from deep rooted homophba + was 2 goal oriented and determined 2 became a knight 2 even think about or consider it before espacping the dugon

-full heartedly believed all women harbour a disgust 4 the male sex organ and that coupes just did not have sex endless it was 2 convive a child , as you can imagine she was in for a surprise when discovering that was not the case.

-horrifically inexperienced and guided by her desire to dominate, and thus becomes known for owning The Scary Strap" that medieval men are afraid of

Enki

-Dead body fucker. That Necromancy spell is NOT going to just go too waist ,

-not all that interested in sex in general and never really saw any reason to engage with it when spell books are literally RIGHT there . saying that he most definitely gets of on having something completely under his control regardless what end the "fucked-fucking" scale he's on

- not really into sex with living people + how he's probably kind of inexperienced due to an isolated upbringing hence the want for control over puppeteering a sexual partner (dead body), or the high he gets off inflicting acts of sadism given how his ideas of intimacy have been twisted from childhood

-100%%%%%%% a fucking freek btw just cuz hes not 2 instered in sex dosnt mean hes not a fucking freek man fucks dead people and probs vry mutch into s/m

Rag

-wife kink. you don't understand how much he loves his wife.

-probs thinks sex is something shared between two lovers and is something meant 2 be full of affection and enjoyed by both party's

-probs see's s/a being viewed as something incredibly disrespectful, cowardly and the abuser deserve of death getting his shit kicked in (this is funny because i like 2 imagen rag starts projecting his dead wife onto cahara when he starts 2 lose it in the dungeon)

-did not know sex work existed or brothels were a thing, got jump scared by it when taking cahra back 2 see his wife with the others , he was vry confused and not rly sure where he was MENT 2 look so spent most the time with his eyes glued to the floor, celling or his friends faces (he respects women even if he's not rly sure what's going on)

Daan

-lil sex adictic freek , dosnt even realy enjoy sex that much,just so used 2 it being apart his life hes not entirely sure what 2 do without it,+allows himself to ast least feel incontrol the situion (for once in his life) cus he knows what the goal is and faster he gets it over with faster he'll be left to his own devices again.

-sex is all he rly knowns and grown up around, as well as one the only things hes ever seen actually be meaningful to anybody,regardless there relationships with there partner. but it feels like its something he owes people/doesnt really enjoy it regardless if he acrly wants it or not.

-dosnt proply understand how relationships work or that there's more 2 them then just sex (or that people could even *want* him for more then sex for that matter)

-sex was allways seen as something transactional or something for control - cant have any of that with fagcat, but can at least indulge in it in a way that makes him feel like he's way 2 finally has some small aspect control his life again.

-Honesty like ¾ his sex life is just him being abused by Pocketcat

#cw implied child abuse #fear and hunger #I hate all them btw #Cahara🤝Daan it's not rape if I don't say no but also don't say yes #cahara #enki #ragnvaldr #D'arce #daan #daan von dutch #Funger #fear and hunger termina #Pocketcat #stupid rambles

[makemewobble]

Feedism/Sick Fantasy

When I come down with a cold or fever, there's nothing else that comes to mind other than having a doting partner being there to care for me

If I'm stuck in bed, in and out of sleep constantly, but my partner would be spoonfeeding me warm soup constantly. Soup followed by bread every time.

This would continue until my belly is a giant sloshing balloon of soup being stretched out. I would be stuck holding my belly while lying on my side hearing it all move with me too

#stupid rambles #ignore nyquil thoughts

[faeofmoons]

thinking of all of the beach/vacation fanart ive seen in the dislyte tag and i said to myself "Yamato at the beach would be so sexy and fly" and then he'd probably pull up in something like this.

y'all CAN'T convince me otherwise

#dislyte #dislyte yamato #yamato dislyte #stupid rambles #he literally wears highwater pants

[terrah-lee]

I wanted the stupid fic I’m writing to be my first post but college exists so damn it I’m yelling into the void.

PSA: Don’t introduce your siblings to TMNT if you don’t want to be psychoanalyzed during episode fucking one.

Girl sees Raph and goes: Oh he’s your favorite because he’s just you.

I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU FUNNY TURTLE NINJAS WOMAN, WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS.

SHE’S RIGHT TOO. SHIT.

#tmnt #tmnt 2012 #stupid rambles #how tf does tumblr work

[i-eat-lip-gloss]

a fucking rant. tw: suicidal thoughts

i remember last night i thought. what if i just restart my life? only tell umbrella, fake my death, and move away to some new state. just get away from this goddamn place, get a new family, start fresh. basically kill myself but only here in this town. and also get a new # and cut everyone else off. maybe, this is more in my grasp, but i actually tell my parents i need a week or two away from them and everyone, and maybe i can have bubble take me in for a bit. they may be more willing, since in the past theyve helped w school mornings bc both parents had work early, so they just dropped me n my sis off at bubble's and they helped us get completely ready and drive us to school. maybe they can help…that's what i thought at least. so bubble said she couldnt bc her parents r already having a little trouble taking care of her and her siblings, so then i asked another friend (for future ref ima call herr ummmmm bead. like a bracelet bead) and she said not a week, her mom couldnt do that, BUT for a night or 2. we agreed for 2 nights in abt a week and we're both gonna talk to our moms abt it. and i asked umbrella as the last resort for the remaining week or so, since she seems like a safe option. "At most, my mom would say two or three nights but it def prob wont be a week. Bc my mom is also not doing the best with money. But i mean, it might work out if u give my mom a good enough reason" was umbrella's response. or at this rate i can just…actually idk. idk what i can do if this doesn't work out. i need at least a week and a half out of this house and isolated from my family and most my friends or i'll prob kms. but, i honestly should've expected this, i can't have a week. i can ask yet another willing friend, but that'll be hopping to like 3 diff houses in a week. at this rate i'll just run away and camp in the goddamn woods or som' idfk. but i do really appreciate all the help i can get. i just…i'm fucking lost. im lost in a state of barely keeping myself alive and needing to isolate and take a huge break from everyone but i cant…im getting help from dear friends, but its not quite enough…i need help but i cant get it. i dont fucking know what to do. im barely holding on by the threads here.

ugh i have so much i need to think on. what to do right here in the moment, keep myself alive, how to present this to my parents, how i'll play it out, how i'll even fake my own death n stuff, other options i can do, etc. im just…again, lost. my brain is scrambled and im on the verge of grabbing my bandana and hanging myself or smth. umbrella, @marshhell, @bananabreadcroissant, @howdydoodle-toodleloo r the only ppl keeping me alive.

#dreamy talks #midnight talks with dreamy #stupid dreamy #dreamy's random thoughts #dreamy being depressed #dreamy's not healthy #depressing shit #tw depressing thoughts #tw sui implied #tw sui vent #tw sucidal ideation #tw suicidal thoughts #stupid rants #stupid rambles #dreamy rants #sad dreamy #vent #tw vent #long post

[pumpkinmagekupo]

How did we meet?

How would your oc/wol meet Mizuki? Where would they meet? Would they even talk to her?

if requested..I can reply with how Mizuki would handle this situation.

#ramblings of a pumpkin #oc: mizuki #stupid rambles

[pigeoninabowl69]

Personas que haría casting si hacen una película/serie sobre CDN (excepto que son medio hc)

1. Damián-Santiago segura

hoy me forzaron a ver la película de vacaciones de verano y todo el rato pensaba ''holy guacamole se parece un poco al de RARO'' Y en la película actuaba casi exactamente como imagino que el de RARO actuaría

2.Shirley-Rio romeo

uno, son rubias

dos, gay gay homosexual gay

creo que shirley sería una rio romeo con pelo largo, o la de Good God! (la que come comida china)

y aquí termina mi ranta de CDN porque no se me ocurren más personas que podrían hacer de X personaje

#el cuarteto de nos #cuarteto de nos #shitpost #trash rambles #stupid rambles #actors #rio romeo #vacaciones de verano #spotify #headcanons #becoming insane #uruguay #rock bands #uruguayan rock #rock uruguayo #roberto musso #santiago tavella #santiago marrero #alvin pintos #gustavo antuña #riki musso #pegame y decime shirleyyyyy #pegame y decime shirley #cortamambo #album raro #raro #yendo a la casa de damián aaaaaaaaa camino por el bulevar #yendo a la casa de damián

[waytoobsessed]

I forget how much i love drawing traditionally—

#DIGITAL MIGHT BE EASY #BUT THERES SOMETHING SUPER NICE #ABOUT DRAWING TRADITIONALLY #i love both man #stupid rambles

[yzzydawolf]

Odd Squad

I was into odd squad when I was younger because I didn't have cable so I grew up on PBS Kids. Whenever I see the actors playing a role in a different movie/show I would say their character from the show instead of their real name. For example,

IS THAT DR. O FROM ODD SQUAD!!!!! OMG!!!!

GUYS! GUYS ITS AGENT OLYMPIA! SHE’S ON DISNEY!!!!

OMG ITS MISS O!

I KNOW HER! SHE’S FROM ODD SQUAD!

Good for them!

#pbs kids #odd squad #stupid rambles

[faolanmoon]

If I can’t put tatsugiri plushies in the mouths of dondozo plushies if these two ever get plushies made than I don’t want a tatsugiri or dondozo plush

#tatsugiri #dondozo #shitpost #but at the same time #i think itd be fun #pokémon violet #pokémon scarlet #pokémon sv #Gen 9 plushies WHEN?? #if I can’t make a tatsugiri command dondozo then how is it tatsugiri bro #gen 9 pokemon #stupid rambles #can you tell I found and caught a shiny tatsugiri today?

[scratchyemporium]

stupid rant

okay so half of something is like half right

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE HALF ONE THING, HALF ANOTHER THING, AND THEN HALF ONE MORE THING

YOU CANNOT HAVE 150% FOR A BODY UNLESS YOURE A MOTHERFUCKING MUTANT

then again we're all mutants on the internet

#stupid rambles #stupid #mini rant #confusion #please dont mind me

[a-sleeping-gay]

I kinda want Steve to die in season 5. Steve has been a huge impact for the fandom and for the rest of the characters. His death would be a huge conversation for a long time, I believe. I also want to see how the duffers would write that (and HOPEFULLY, they wouldn't mess it up). The fandoms reaction would be great to see as well. I can't imagine how many fanfics, fanart, and edits would come out of this. I already have many ideas of how it could be done.

But I doubt he will be dying in the literal LAST SEASON.

#stranger things #steve harrington #stranger things season 5 #stupid rambles #me wishing for angst #i am a idiot #steve and the party

[stoner-pet]

Maybe one day

#personal #don't worry about it #stupid rambles

[thebobbiebrown]

i love horror games but goddamn playing it has me quaking in my boots cuz what if i open this door and slenderman is inside cooking hotdogs on the stove and wacks me with it...

#stupid rambles

[i-eat-lip-gloss]

wait guys have you heard of/watched the movie Willy’s Wonderland

it’s basically a carbon-copy rip-off of fnaf (even the lore) but it’s actually a very well made movie and wonderful for what it is. fun fact; the main character doesn’t say a single WORD or noise or anything in the entire movie. not a scream, hum, sound of reassurance, nothing.

the only difference is that he actually beats up and demolishes all the animatronics

you guys should watch it frfr, it’s on Hulu

#he’s honestly a badass #my dad tried to say it was better than fnaf.. #and i have never felt my blood boil so intensely so fast #i instantly snapped back yelling on why it will NEVER be better than fnaf #and went on and on about the similarities in the lore and how it’s just a rip-off; etc #it even came out while the fnaf movie was just abt to start production/right around and/or before that time #dreamy talks #midnight talks with dreamy #dreamy's random thoughts #stupid rambles #hyperfixation rant #movies #movie recommendation