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assiraphales · 7 months
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zoro has gotta consider blaming his bad behavior on bloodloss and a fever because babygurl was not thinking straight (double entendre). all sanji said was "luffy needs us" and zoro started fighting dirty. YOU don't know what luffy needs. YOU just got here. and your cooking is SHIT. sanji is currently pointing at zoro saying 'control ur dog' and luffy nami and usopp are huddled around him petting his head promising he's not usually like this
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sygneth · 2 months
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I often see canon Holmes and Watson's default state pictured as
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but what I read them as, is rather
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and I think that's a lot funnier
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larsnicklas · 23 days
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"you touch either 9 or 19 and the other one's gonna come flying in." + bonus: matthew cannot and will not stop yapping...
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cerealboxlore · 1 year
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(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)
captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*
jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?
cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning
queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes
This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂
There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha
This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man
Also
Memes!
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The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!
Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.
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unironically some of the BEST shots in the history of doctor who, I'm not joking
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the-thursday · 7 months
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pov: you just tried to take Halt O'Carrick's kids
(version with blood under the read more)
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chimaeraonwards · 7 months
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well i oop
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call it an environmental tragedy but i call it ✨ LARPing✨
bonus the exact thing i told my mom when i experienced haze for the first time:
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ik vikram was the coolest and all but y'all really need to put some respect on my man azad's name he really hijacked a train full of people and shot a random woman after telling a cop to imagine that was his mother and then right after he manages to get the ransom he demanded goes and accepts an award from the united nations
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bellcza · 3 months
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iñigo is the father that stepped up 😭😭😭
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ovaryacted · 3 months
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When in doubt, use your intense bad moods to write rough RE6 Leon smut with dumbification, degradation, choking, slapping, and spitting as an emotional release. A WIN IS A WIN!
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anintroverteddarling · 2 months
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I went back to a familiar hole when I saw someone be making Creepypasta games on itch.io One particular that got me screaming was Laughing Jack like ASDFLJNDSFJDKANSFDALKSFNJADKSFJN
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cliji · 6 months
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this will forever be my roman empire
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twinstxrs · 5 months
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thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.
anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.
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yutaleks · 14 days
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Hey mom I’m famous
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// mpreg , pregnancy
There’s something intensely hilarious and fitting about imagining a Wei Wuxian who, as Wei Wuxian does, finds a way to get himself pregnant, only to act like a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley farmer and go about business as usual. Pregnant Wei Wuxian out in the fields tending to his crops as if nothing was different.
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bepoucorp · 5 months
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i wish i could go back to the days where i simply saw a twink and imagined myself kissing him and maybe then throwing him off a bridge, NOT imagining how a random ass wrinkly insane man would be embarassed to hold my hand while being already divorced and having kids..... you bastard, you ruined my perception of myself. THEY QUALIFY TO BE MY FATHERS, DAMMIT, I CANT EVEN, WHY WOULD YOU CURSE ME WITH THIS
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yeah uh,,, sorry bout that NOT!
HAHAHAHAHA
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