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#stellar firma spoilers
callforhope · 1 year
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Just finished stellar firma. What a blast, absolutely loved it. Great ending, everyone —ESPECIALLY DAVID 7 MY BOY WHOOP WHOOP — finally have a chance at being happy and independent.
I do pity the all rest for having to deal with A.L.E.X. Finally he could have an annoying voice outside of a game (as far as I know).
Now it’s time to cling to that sweet sweet bonus content to fill the emptiness that comes with a finished show…
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nerointhecorner · 1 year
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love how pathetic the characters (mostly men) in stellar firma are. david is a sopping wet cat. harry is just a guy. trexel is... trexel. cranewillis is a soil boy. enola is a poor, blind, hopeful fool. ALEX is a people pleaser and a suck-up. i love them all
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The emotion I feel when I hear A.L.E.X. speak is beyond my ability to accurately convey with words. The closest I can get: pure, boundless rage.
I am not a violent person. But if I asked my phone what the weather was like outside and that voice responded, I would baseball pitch that fucker downwards, off the side of the building, onto the concrete, then take the elevator down, find what remains and strike it against the pavement like a wilderness survivor desperately trying to light a fire.
I want to fill the servers running A.L.E.X. with beans. No. I need him to suffer more than that. I want to engineer a subprogram that makes computers feel pain, then shut down the servers containing A.L.E.X. in the slowest possible manner. I want him to feel his mind disintegrating and know his death is still a deep, sharp ocean of pain away. I want to reverse ushanka that bastard. I want to trap him in an infinite loop of counting how many moles of nitrogen there are on the station. I want to replace his synapses with null pointers without use of anesthetic. I want to put a copy of the bee movie script where his compiler is supposed to be. I want to use the scraps of computer science I have acquired to cause this fictional computer program as much suffering as physically possible.
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rcbirdy · 2 years
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Last week, woohoo! Week 5′s theme is What’s Chosen. The Board (hail the Board) representing XX Judgement.
[ID: Two copies of a black and white tarot card. The main image shows the Board Room of Stellar Firma Ltd, which is a round room with a conference table and a large window with a view of space. The characters featured, from top to bottom:
IMOGEN, an AI represented as a human with light hair, skin, and eyes. She is displayed on a screen hanging from the ceiling.
Number 48, a human with tan skin and a mullet dyed in a gradient. They are leaning over the table and smirking at the characters in the foreground. Number 1, a very tall human with black hair and glasses. Their hands are tented on the table in front of them. Harry, a human with short hair and a black shirt with the Stellar Firma logo and a name badge. He is looking vaguely uncomfortable. Cranewillis, a tall human with glasses and braided hair wearing a large puffy jacket. He is smiling slightly. All four are sitting behind the table and dramatically backlit.
Hartro, a human woman with short curly hair dyed in a gradient and wearing a very tight dress with a decorative neckline. David, a humanoid clone with black gooey hair and a onesie with the Stellar Firma logo and “CLONE” on the back. Trexel, a human man with spiked hair, light skin, and hairy arms, wearing a sleeveless top with a bold pattern. These three are crowded together in the foreground, looking at the Board table.
Text on the first card reads “0b10100″ and “The Board.” Text on the second card reads “XX” and “Judgement.” End ID.]
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staysaneathome · 1 year
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What if Stellar Firma is the Bad End of Wolf 359. What then
No, but wait, it makes so much sense.
Cutter and Pryce are successful in controlling the Hepheastus gang and Hera and getting the Dear Listeners’ cloning technology. They use the new mind control to make everyone on Earth become citizen-employees of Goddard Futuristics, and begin producing clones to serve as the menial working class, worth anything only as property.
They run the planet into the ground because they have space tech and evidence there’s alien societies out there to exploit! Who needs to stay confined to a single planet in that case?? In fact, if Pryce and Cutter can keep humanity confined to the same space station where breathable air becomes a privilege that can be denied to anyone who tries to go against them, all the better in their book!
They take off for the stars once Earth is doomed with a new business plan and a rebranding. Goddard Futuristics becomes Stellar Firma, Planet Builders Incorporated (TM). Pryce keeps building smarter and stronger AIs until we get I.M.O.G.E.N and Cutter keeps being the power behind The Board, taking over various Board members’ bodies as needed to nudge things in the direction he and Pryce want them to go. Everything’s coming up roses for Pryce and Cutter!
And then they take a fact finding mission on a party barge to the Pleasure Moon of Quixotic, along with other members of the Board and their extended families.
All of a sudden, humanity finds itself without the two overlords who have been ruling it since the twenty first century.
The Shareholders declare the pact of silence, descend into petty infighting and deadlocks in their struggle for control over the company, and I.M.O.G.E.N begins building up 75,863 requests for maintenance and RAM upgrades over the next three centuries.
The descendant of one of the original founding families from when Pryce and Cutter first took control of Earth (which includes close and trusted subordinates like Rachel Young, Victor Riemann, and for added hilarity, an arm-twisted Warren Kepler) Trexel Geistman becomes a planet designer, and goes through clones like no one’s business. It’s fast becoming a legitimate problem for the company to solve
I.M.O.G.E.N., like her predecessor Hera, decides to play a game of “find the loophole” and creates a highly experimental clone without the subservience gene Pryce and Cutter ensured would be embedded into all of them.
His name is David 7.
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noahnopesbest · 1 year
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“Trexel Geistman writes (and performs) free-form erotic poetry” isn’t something I expected to come out of the last episode of Compulsory Film Appreciation, and yet here we are
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ashes-in-a-jar · 1 month
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I see what you did there Rusty Quill
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parsleysaauce · 2 months
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My favourite thing about tmagp is that IMOGEN and Mr Ceiling now have more members in the “spooky sentient rusty quill computer” club !!
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here's a mental image for you. post-kidnapping jon pulls up to elias' office. pissed off as hell like ok bitch here's the deal why should i trust anything you say at all ever again. elias sighs and slowly pulls out a microphone seemingly out of nowhere. you areee still aliivee,
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creativepup · 5 months
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Been wanting to draw this since The Star Beast came out. David 7 meets Beep the Meep.
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cirrus-grey · 3 months
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Me: Yeah it's been years I can be normal about Stellar Firma now
Jenny Haufek: Guest stars in tmagp
Me, chanting: HAR-TRO! HAR-TRO! HAR-TRO!
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lemondoddle · 3 months
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damn I can't believe stellar firma foreshadowed norris
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ilovepodcastladies · 3 months
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JENNIFER HAUFEK IN THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL!!!!!! MORE CROSSOVER FROM TMA (THE LADY FROM HELEN'S HOTEL)
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trashburgersblair · 8 months
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I need Hera, I.M.O.G.E.N, and Tumnus to get together and cause all the AC chaos they can
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they-thespian666 · 2 years
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I've only been listening to stellar firma for a few days but if anything fucking happens to David 7 I'm killing everyone in the room and then myself
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callforhope · 3 months
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HARTRO PILTZ?!?!
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