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gukgis · 4 years

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my pizza delivery story | jjk

imagine you were ordering pizza, and you see a cute delivery boy at your doorstep :))

‣ pairing: jungkook x reader

‣ genre: CRACK, fluff!! | deliveryboy!jungkook au

‣ word count: 1.0k

‣ a/n: i was literally cONTEMPLATING on whether to post this or not bc i just wasn’t proud of it and the idea was there but the execution wasn’t, well for me i think but it’s a good thing it’s not on my main masterlist kekeke idk i hope you like it it’s my first time so hopefully i’ll get better as i continue writing!! and the writing is gonna be different ?? i’m just experimenting with it and it’s not edited so :D

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as soon as your homemade pizza got out of the oven, your face went D:

LOOK

this was your one attempt at cooking since you’re basically becoming an adult and you need to take care of yourself.

but you lazy and hungry 😔✊✊

you’ve been ordering takeouts all the time and it was time to cut back.

but you suck at cooking hence the horrible homemade pizza.

you gave your pizza to your brother since you care about your lil brother and don’t want him to starve since there’s nothing to eat.

however, you just knew what he’s going to say

“it sucks.” your brother chews obnOXIOUSLY while playing his videos games.

he still eats it nonchalantly, “i don’t understand why you can’t just order pizza?1?1?1? or smth.”

you mumbled, “weLL,,, mom and dad are gone for a bit so i had to make something so you wouldn’t sTARVE to death.”

your brother turned around to look at you, “sis, just order pizza pls 🥺🥺” then your brother reversed uno to his game and uttered, “and close the door on the way out, thanks.”

😐😐😐😐 you rambled quietly to yourself as you closed his door, “i do one nice thing and he just doesn’t apprec-”.

so you ordered pizza and waited until the doorbell rang.

YES IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYY 😡😡

i’m getting all the good pizza slices, and make him get his oWN PIZZA by no-

your thoughts got interrupted when you opened the door to see a very H O T delivery boy and the looks from his tag on his shirt, his name is jungkook.

love @ first sight

“large pepperoni pizza with buffalo wings?” he asked, lifting his head up.

then you started to get hesitant by the way you dressed. sweatpants, shirts with a bit of spilled water on it, and messy ponytail. just great.

“yes that’s correct.” you tried to make eye contact but his eye contact is tOO STRONG, so you looked away.

jungkook stuttered, “y-y/n right?”

“uh yeaH, that’s my name. how did you know?” you questioned with a surprised look on your face.

“oH no!! i meant that the name that you placed while ordering is the correct order right?” he showed the receipt with your name on it, “i wanted to make su-”

“-oH yeah hAHAHAHAH sorRy yeah it’s y/n.” you smile sheepishly while thinking you idiot HOW ELSE WOULD HE KNOW UR NAME

“that’ll be $22 please.” jungkook says, grinning rEALLY CUTELY.

:o “omg!! i don’t have money with me, hold on!!” you hurriedly went into your room and took the money from your desk that was wAITING FOR YOU TAKE BUT YOU’RE A FORGETFUL PERSON.

then i gave him the money and quickly grabbed the food, “have a nice d-” and sLAMMMED THE DOOR.

oh no

he was going to say something nice :((((((((((((( you mean you knew what he was going to say but you SLAMMED THE DOOR AT HIS FACE 😤

hate life 👊👊👊👊

you leaned back at the door, still holding the pizza until your brother yanked it, “thanks for the pizza sis.”

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oKaY

until now you have been spending some time and spending a few $$$$$ at the specific pizza place where jungkook is at.

you’ve actually cleaned up for yourself a bit so that way he doesn’t think you’re a slob and/or a weirdo :)

you feel like you guys have been getting along??? you mean you guys are now calling each other by your guy’s first name,, and he’s the one that’s been delivering your orders!!1!!

......or was that a coincidence?

wELLL you need to take that chance and ask for his number!!

but i don’t want to 🥺👉👈 but i nEED TOOOOO you’ve been putting it off way too long. yOU CANT THINK OF THE WHAT IFS,, JUST GOOOOO, do ITTT

“that’ll be $22 like the usual y/n.” he grinned politely. “unless you forgot the money like the past few times?” jungkook teases.

you chuckled nervously, “ahhhh noo i have the money right here don’t worry!” he lifted his head up and you spoke again, “nOT that you were worrying or anything!! i-i just um...”

you didn’t finish your sentence and quickly hold out the money. jungkook mumbles quietly to himself “cute.” thinking you didn’t hear him but you did, this is a good sign.

you grabbed your order but you saw something that you didn’t order?? so you were veryy confused. “sorry but i didn’t order this... casserole???” you spoke while trying to give it back to him.

jungkook shook his head “uh nO, it’s free!! it’s a complimentary thing since someone have noticed that you’ve been ordering at our place quite often.” he smiled.

“OH was it hyunjin??? he’s always so nice when he’s accepting my delivery calls :D” you commented obliviously.

jungkook pokes his tongue inside his cheek but luckily you didn’t notice, “nope, it was me.” you looked up, “have a nice day y/n.” he winked.

ok now, this is your chance this is your chance 3x he called u cute, that is something??? HE ALSO GAVE U FREE FOOD so just say can i have your number? that’s it, that’s all easy pEASY just say it, just sAY IT just SA-

he’s about to walk away and you panicked and blurted out, “i dONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!1!!!!1!”

jungkook frozed in his spot, and turned around, “h-huh??” he stuttered.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC-

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so for the next few days, you haven’t been ordering pizza, especially tHAT PIZZA PLACE.

you were just too embarrassed and decided to never eat pizza ever again :))))))))))))))

until that day, the bell rang. i peeked through the peephole and yOU COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES

it’s fLIPPING tHE CUTE DELIVERY BOY what i didn-

“aiiiiii can u just get my pizza!!!!!” your brother yelled. but before you can argue, “iM A BIT BUSY IN THE BATHROOM RNN THE MONEY IS NEAR THE DOOR.” he added.

he’s getting murdered 🤠

weLL great. i have to open the door,, kms.

you grabbed the money, open the money, gave him the money, and was about to close the door until

“w-wait!” jungkook cleared his throat.

your reaction:

you’re holding onto the door for deAR life, waiting for him say something aNYThing, getting ready for the humiliation.

jungkook then goes, “i-i..... i don’t have a girlfriend either.”

D: to :o to :D

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rapchimble · 6 years

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“Alright fuckers,” Jimin drawled into his camera, watching the red light blip at one end, his gaze, misty and sluggish under his dropping eyelids.

The camera faced the floor. Jimin rubbed his sneakers against the dirty cement of the street that he and Taehyung were on. They had turned at some numbered board. Had it been a twenty-first or a twelfth?

“You did us good and dirty,” he mumbled as he ran over the last remnants of beer sitting on his lips, “We all had a good laugh. Didn’t we, TaeTae?”

Taehyung, who had a tendency to get smashed a few drinks in, growing all loose limbed with it all, flashed the camera an ear splitting grin. It was always a great idea to stop on the 2.5 count, stilling yourself immediately when you notice the drink splitting into a beautiful summer horizon.

A car honked at them as it whizzed by. Shoving his head outside of its large shutter, a man- a rather handsome, yet asshole-y looking man- yelled at them to get home and have their dinners.

“What a shithead,” Jimin commented to Taehyung, who curled his lip in appropriate distaste. He didn’t miss how Jimin was try to lick off all the alcohol he’d slugged over himself as if he were a toad but Taehyung did not comment on this since Drunk Jimin also held a tendency to be very mouthy.

Slobs, Taehyung decided, showed themselves after midnight.

Jimin mumbled back his line to his bleeping, and now water(or perhaps it was Taehyung’s Soju)-drenched videocamera, repeating the word ’shithead’ a few times for good measure.

Who would have ever thought that Jimin, perfectionist make-up guru extraordinaire, was a loud mouthed, shit-talking loser?

His best friend was in for a surprise when he woke up and saw the comments to his wonderfully adventurous live.

“Just ‘cause he looks so fucking, “ Jimin paused trying to think of the right word.

Watching the traffic lights flash green, Taehyung placed a hand on Jimin’s left shoulder to restrain him from going off into the congested streets. He tried to supply him with the useful bottomline, parting his mouth agape as it came to him, “Old?”

“Yeah, “ Jimin grumbled, placing a good sense of emphasis on his every word. “Since he’s so freaking old, he did not need to come for us, young people, like that.”

To think that Jimin’s followers had never heard him swearing before; it was hilarious. Taehyung breathed in the cold smokey air of the city, thinking about all the toner he was going to rub onto his face when they finally made it into their shared apartment, and leaned forward to hold Jimin’s camera, that had been facing the floor in a hopeless show of their city’s dirty puddles.

“If anyone’s watching this mess, “ Taehyung said. He made sure to put in a good amount of smiling and hair flipping to add to the visual. The poor souls staying up to watch his friend needed to be fed something. Taehyung could not just let them starve. “Thanks. Uh, show’s over, for real this time. Thanks for sticking by and-“

He mulled over what he could possibly say to make light of their hopelessly unappealing drunk rampage, “-have a good night!”

Jungkook furrowed his eyebrows, his glasses falling to the tip of his nose. It was almost midnight and his roommate was already snoring loud enough for Jungkook to want to hurl himself out of their beautiful, retro-aesthetic-themed apartment. His shirt smelt like the cheese puffs he had spilt upon himself watching Jimin flirt, giggle and mumble the night away through his shitty smart phone display.

Jungkook had classes the next day, morning classes, his conscience reminded himself sorrowfully. The room was too dark for him to attempt finding his pyjamas, Yoongi being too grouchy when awoken for him to even try the blind-eyed manoeuvre he was sure he had gotten down on his belt, so Jungkook simply settled to swaddling himself with his grey blanket in his ironman boxers.

A whole night- three complete hours- he had spent listening to it. The torturous mumbling, the laughing, the burping, Jungkook had stood through it all. His crush on Jimin was getting borderline unhealthy. Here he was, a talented young photography student, wasting his nights away for his tumblr(and occasionally Youtube) crush. Younger Jungkook would have been appalled.

To his defence, Jimin had begun the live with an innocent, “I’m going for one of those drunk do-my-makeup challenges”, smiling sweetly as he added that he could handle his liquor.

What Jungkook had not expected, was for Jimin to drink buckets and then proceed to spontaneously call his friend up for a “good old bar hop”, smiling vociferously as he did, as if he were an old sea captain.

He shut his eyes. He needed to get a minimal of four hours to at least function well enough to grasp the summary of the next day. Unfortunately for him, his head did not feel like shutting up.

Perhaps it was in a state of shock- Jungkook had never hear Jimin swear before.

However, Jungkook could not condone his crush for this awful state of limbo he was going through. The trauma had hit him hard and the words only died down as his head tipped itself off the mattress in nightly exhaustion, the sweetly voiced, yet undeniably dank words repeating inside his head in a beautifully half-assed British accent.

“Shitfuck, asshole, left butt cheek...” A smiling, blond-haired Park Jimin whispered, his voice a feather against the bones of his ears, as Jungkook drifted off into the beginning of a dream that began with Jimin again. Before the darkness and the concurrent light, Jungkook made a silent promise to himself that he would drop into Jimin’s dms- just to give a piece of his mind.

After all, he had been anonymous for far too long.

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