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arsonandhockey · 1 year

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So I might have made up a terrible/fantastic stat

#my art tag #hockey #nhl #statistics #sports stats

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savagegood · 10 months

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deeply endearing

#the twitter replies may be full of angry men hating on his stats but we here at tumblr know a king when we see one #juan soto #san diego padres #baseball #mlb #sports #*op

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kingofthering · 5 months

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F1 2023 SEASON stats recap

#f1 #should have never done this tonight I truly have the most useless brain as evidenced by work stuff earlier today #but thank you to people who made me aware of the mistake before it even got time to be reblogged #I appreciate it #this would have been much more complete and nicer if I hadn't given up on the sport like halfway through the season but whatever #stats stuff

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thornescratch · 5 months

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Inordinately delighted that Dylan Strome has joined John Carlson in informing various Caps when they're about to hit a milestone or significant stat.

#Not gonna lie I would NOT have initially picked Carlson as a stat head #But given the number of kids he has no doubt he's used to keeping track of shit #Also he's a New England sports fan which... probably explains it #But also Stromer now informing Ovi before he hits various milestones is so charming to me #Team always needs more stats heads and trivia geeks #Alexander Ovechkin #Devante Smith Pelly #John Carlson #Dylan Strome #Washington Capitals

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kirby-the-gorb · 7 months

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#kirby #mariners #seattle mariners #transparent #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #sports is happening #(my ambitions are modest I'm just glad they did good sports)#(I am immune to the disappointment of Sports Loss so I'm fine with whatever)#(apparently they were in the playoffs last year but I was Busy dealing with A Lot)#(before that they have not even made the playoffs since uhhhhhhh 2001)#((which I do remember btw))#(so like. I am just happy when good sports happens and still kind of happy when bad sports happens)#(because it's just nice to have actual access to baseball again for the first time since like. 2015.)#(my partner's really into the stats and stuff and my wife has never really watched baseball before but she's invested)#(I just like it when sports happens :) but only when it's baseball.)#(also I think I accidentally figured out how to draw hats???)

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leosgreyfringe · 3 months

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leandro trossard gender envy real 😵‍💫

#images that are important to me and possibly only me #and yes ik they all wear the little stat tracker sports bra things but it hits different with him #also don’t look at these too closely it’s been a minute since I’ve edited out watermarks and ofc these were right over his arm crease 😭#leandro trossard

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nashvillethotchicken · 5 months

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I deeply love that spyre does not have 'No Child Left Behind' and they will flunk you in high school

#fantasy high junior year #there was no spyre geroge bush to give em standardized tests #they have no scat (spyre categorical Aptitude test)#fabian aramais seacaster #adaine abernant #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #fantasy high #also do yall think theres affirmative action in spyre? cus if so i think riz should get it :)#also i dont know who needs to hear this but you can have perfect stats and not get into your dream school #its not cus of minorities. its because you are uninteresting hope this helps #riz needs a 2nd thing so bad if he wants to get into college. he needs to get on a sports team or make a fake nonprofit stat

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thatskrakenhockeybaby · 1 year

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Always kiss your goalie BUT ESPECIALLY TONIGHT

#nhl #seattle #seattle kraken #hockey #seattle sports #that’s kraken hockey baby #nhl western conference #stanley cup playoffs #hockey goalies #jared mccann #philip grubauer #nhl stats

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melit0n · 4 months

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The voice crack is gonna be the end of me

Credits- @/DDsHellsKitchen on twt.

#I've said it once and I'll say it again get the guy a hug and a shoulder to cry on STAT #big ups to their sound guy for giving him the hug he deserves at the end of the set #once again Blood Sport live ruins Mel indescribably #sleep token #vessel #st #mel's rambles #blood sport

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boanerges20 · 6 months

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BMW S1000RR

#motorcycle #bmw #s1000rr #sport bike #hypersport #stats #stats for petrolheads #art #graphic design #digital illustration #moto love #lifestyle

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fogwitchoftheevermore · 3 months

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sometimes that's just the way that it goes

or, joel smallishbeans joins the tokyo lift (an mcyt blaseball au fic)

the thing about joel is- well, there's a lot of things about joel, but the most relevant thing, is that he never really got in to blaseball.

he'd gone to few of grian and jimmy's games in college, been brought to an equal number of pearl's minor league games, and mostly paid attention in conversation about it after his entire friend group became obsessed with the splort seemingly overnight.

but then he'd moved out to tokyo after college, where the blaseball scene had yet to expand to a proper minor league; let alone a major league. he got a non-splorts related job. he had non-splorts related hobbies. and he was suddenly in a timezone 17 hours ahead from all his friends who cared about these things.

so maybe he managed to forget basically all the knowledge he had about the game. sue him.

by the time the ILB expanded to tokyo with the lift, joel was certainly more knowledgeable on the splort than he'd ever been. he had basically the entire league's schedule in his calendar at all times, he voted in the elections, he kept a close eye on weather forecasts across the globe. a small side effect of most of your friends playing a splort that started killing people 10 years ago.

but here's the thing- despite joel's expansive knowledge of what's happening the ILB on any given day, despite his stockpile of votes, despite his constant presence as someone's plus one at any given ILB event or party-

despite all of that...

joel doesn't really know how to play.

which is a problem, when, on a whim that he now knows was definitely some divine intervention at play, he decides to actually go to one of his friend's games on a day they happen to be playing in tokyo. and it becomes more of a problem when an umpire goes rogue, and in the blink of an eye, joel finds himself vaulting a railing and picking up a bat that, until two minutes ago, belonged to a toyko lift player.

and now belongs to a new tokyo lift player.

him.

shit.

and that is how joel finds himself here, on a stool in stress and false's bathroom, staring at his actively-being-dyed hair in the mirror and considering.

he didn't know stress and false very well before joining the lift. he'd met them, of course, at the aforementioned parties and events he'd been brought to, but they weren't close by any means. but seeing as they were the only members of his new team he'd been properly introduced to prior to becoming their coworker, he found himself following them around like a lost puppy from day one. they seemed mostly endeared by this, so far, which joel was taking as an embarrassing but necessary fact of his new career.

the "sitting in their bathroom getting his hair dyed" part of his current situation had come about a few days prior, when the wild card teams were announced and the lift had officially made their first ever post season. joel's remark that they should do something for the occasion had spiraled into stress lending him her bathroom and hair dye to dye the streak in his hair pink in celebration.

by the time they actually got around to it, the lift had been knocked out of the post season by the wild wings in a two game sweep, but joel hadn't backed out, so here they were.

stress was mixing the pink dye while joel got the green bleached out of his hair, humming along to a song joel wasn't really listening to. the bathroom isn't large enough to fit false as well, with joel on a stool, so she's hovering outside doing... something. joel's kinda lost track of her exact movements due to his aforementioned considering.

joel hasn't actually played a lot with the lift, yet. he'd joined the team in the last 20 days or so of the season, so they've gotten a good 20 games worth of a look at his... let's say, skill, and they've all presumably figured out that he's not very good. no one's said anything, but that doesn't mean they haven't been thinking it. but it's also possible they haven't been thinking it, and if joel brings it up right now, then they'll all realize that he's terrible. but also, joel knows he needs to fix this problem, because he's seen what happens to bad players.

so he's sucking it up.

"stress, can i admit something to you?" joel says, as confident and nonchalant as he can manage. it's not very nonchalant.

"hm?" stress says, looking up from where she's fidgeting about. "sure, i don't see why not."

joel takes a deep breath before he continues. "now, i don't know if any of you have noticed this yet, but... i don't really know how to play blaseball."

this is when false chooses to poke her head in from whatever she'd been doing to comment. "sorry, repeat yourself?"

"well, despite the fact that all of my friends have played this game for years, i haven't been paying much attention to how it actually works. so i don't think i actually know how to play, which wasn't a problem for me until about three weeks ago. and now it's a very big problem."

"oh," false says, looking him up and down. joel tries not to feel scrutinized. "i wouldn't have guessed that from your stats, but yeah, in hindsight, that makes sense."

"you looked at my stats?" joel sputters.

"yeah is that not-" false looks at stress, desperation clear on her face. "do people not usually do that?"

"i mean, i don't, but i don't know what all you other geezers are up to."

joel has yet to move on from the stats thing. "i haven't even looked at my stats. what- are they good? actually, no i don't want to know. or, if they're bad, i don't want to know. if they're good you can tell me."

false laughs. "you're fine, overall. not a good pitcher, but that's not your problem. everything else is pretty average, but your batting is your best stat, and it's pretty up there. not really indicative of someone who doesn't know how to play."

"oh!" joel thinks about this. he doesn't think he's been a particularly special batter thus far, but he's not objecting to whoever's quantifying his skill saying he's good. not at all. "ok, well, i kinda know how to play. i think. i know enough that i've been able to be passable, but i want to be good next season."

"are you asking us to coach you?" stress says as she starts the tap to wash the bleach out of joel's hair.

"uh, if you want to, yeah. you're both good, i think."

false, who is now leaning in the doorway instead of poking her head in, laughs again. "yeah, i'd say we're alright." from her tone, joel suspects they're actually very good, and he once again has no idea what he's talking about.

"but we'd love to!" stress says, lightly pushing joel to put his head into the sink. her next words are slightly drowned out by the running water. "obviously the lift practice in the off season already, but we could spend a bit of time doing one on one stuff with you. show you the ropes, you know?"

joel, still in the sink, answers with a thumbs up. as he sits back up and takes the towel stress offers him, he sees false leave the doorway and go back to whatever she was doing, decision seemingly reached.

joel dries off his hair and stress moves in with the pink dye and a dye brush, humming along to another song he doesn't know. he definitely doesn't need her help dying his hair- he's been doing it on his own for years now. but she'd offered the dye she already had so he didn't have to buy a new color, and apparently that offer came along with her doing most of the work as well.

and for once in his life, joel is going to take the help without a fuss.

#mcyt blaseball au #my writing #ok now. the real question. do i maintag this #yeah sure cringe is dead #hermitcraft #smallishbeans #falsesymmetry #stressmonster101 #im not tagging falsestress. but know that that's what's going on here #anyways the stats thing.#it is partially joel underestimating his own knowledge of blaseball #and his own general fitness and sports ability #but its also partially that he is. underperforming for his stats for a bit #he's gonna go on an improvement arc #also yes i stole the formatting from the empires fic i reblogged earlier today #i dont ever post fics to tumblr idk how to. format #also also. title on this one comes from the ballad of unremarkable derrick kreuger #go listen to the ballad of unremarkable derrick kreuger and go crazy thanks #hermitfic

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popsicle-stick · 2 years

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for someone who was never all too fussed about jack seward in previous readings, (ratio + too verbose + vibeless + no bitches) i'm now enjoying him immensely. he is complete and utter loser, in the most gloriously, miserably piteous of ways. please continue with your 3 am treatise on the nature of human selfishness. feel free to sprinkle in obscure latin. please do tell me about that depressing sunset you saw from your equally depressing asylum. come recline (gothically) on my goth chaise longue and wax lyrical about the sedatives you require to sleep and PLEASE do list the full chemical formula on every mention. do elaborate sir

#and i need to hop on a character design stat because i feel the way ive pictured him has shifted over the years #dracula #dracula daily #i mean all of this kindly. i am also ribbing him‚ which is an sport that i enjoy

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teeth-draws · 2 years

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