#splurbs

[winterwolfmiraculous]

Ok, but what if Mother Nature also goes through the menstrual cycle? I mean, what do you think all the earthquakes, volcanoes, and hurricanes are?

#i just had this idea in the shower don't judge #writer #writer stuff #on writing #creative writing #writeblr #writing #just splurbing stuff tbh

[snaililita]

×+×+×+ Random Death the Kid splurbs +×+×+×

/Reader's Gender/: Irrelevant, not mentioned

/SFW ofc/

Honestly just me simping for this boy, I simply adore him! He's just so funny>< My cringe, 2000s - 2010s mindset just eats up all the very angsty content that is just a beautiful snapshot of the era! I wish I could have just have been old enough to have experienced it myself T^T

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MMMMM THIS BOY HAS NO DARN RIGHT BEING THIS /FINE/.

Okay but seriously how did you land him, I want clear cut directions and instructions.

All the girls (and even some boys👁👁) are INCREDIBLY jealous of you. Kid's the cutest boy in the school!

/And/ he is Lord Death's son! Literally just about every girl is seething at you when you walk past them, biting on their shirt/dress collars all angry like.

If I had to guess, it was probably you who asked him out.

He may be absolutely gorgeous, stunning, and have a silver tongue but that doesn't exactly mean he knows how to use any of it....

What I'm saying is is guy is /awkward/ with a capital A.

Sweetheart with good intentions once you get to his core and can find a way to look past his obsession with folding toilet paper, but still awkward regardless.

So whether you boldly walked up to him and declared your love with a bouquet of roses and dramatic lighting and music or you were stumbling over your words, on the verge of crying and soiling your pants, and just giving up and running away- you were still the one to ask him out first.

Depending on how you asked I can see him responding in a plethora of ways but my favourite is dead ass looking you in the eye and saying "Even though I'm asymmetrical garbage?" while a singular tear just dramatically trails down his cheek.

Realistically he probably just said yes at first cuz he had nothing better to do. Or if you were the ladder option of the before, probably felt bad.

But the more time you guys hung out the more he found himself beginning to actually /like/ like you.

Maybe you were helping him snap back into focus during his episodes- or maybe you were trying to make him happy by dressing as symmetrically as you could and folding your toilet paper. (Even if it wasn't perfect, it's the sentiment that counted for him this time.)

At first, it just felt weird when you weren't around and he would find himself thinking about you in those situations. But then he started finding himself actively seeking you out when you weren't there.

He would be having a perfectly normal Sunday and then he would find a picture that reminded him of you in a magazine or maybe saw a shirt in the clothes store's window that he thought you would look cute in.

Then he would begin to wonder what you were doing at that moment. He would find himself missing your presence. And when he noticed this, he immediately denied it.

He just agreed to hang out cuz he felt bad/was bored, right? /Right?/

But it kept happening, more and more. It began to happen when he was on missions, he would get distracted and slip up. Okay, this wasn't working out. He needed to do something about this.

He asked you to partner with him on missions.

Let's assume you're a weapon in this scenario. (If you're a meister you just go with him with your own weapon.)

His excuse was "Well if Liz or Patty is out of commission, I can't fight. And since you're a set of perfectly symmetrical twin blades you would make for an excellent back up."

So you started going on missions with him, a lot.

But one time, Patty got sick. So just you and Kid went on the mission while Liz stayed home to take care of her.

This started happening more and more. (Not the Patty getting sick part, although she did probably get sick off of eating crayons regularly a few times.)

At this point, you were essentially going on as many solo missions with him that he had gone on and goes on with Liz and Patty.

But what really made him realise that he does actually like.... /like/ like you was when the two of you resonated souls.

It was weird, being able to hear each other's unfiltered thoughts.

He learned about a lot of weird things that go on inside your head after that- but that's besides the point.

Point being, with how easily the two of you resonated souls without having ever practised before was kind of the last nudge he needed before he decided to stop running from and denying his genuine feelings for you.

He didn't really change much after that, after all you don't exactly become a new person immediately after he acknowledged his feelings, but he did seem a lot happier once he came to terms with it; lot less tense at least.

He seemed a lot less hesitant when asking you out for a spot of tea and was /a lot/ less hesitant when touching you. Of course he still isn't /huge/ on PDA outside of hand holding, but he doesn't feel the need to slather his hands in hand sanitizer after holding yours and doesn't ask you where you've been before hugging you.

That and he doesn't do the awkward side hug anymore, he iniates actual hugs now. Not often, like I said he isn't much into PDA and probably- no, /definitely/ doesn't like his clothes wrinkled but.... maybe he doesn't mind so much when it's you.

After all, he /does/ love you.

And you fold the toilet paper for him.

#death the kid x reader #death the kid #soul eater #soul eater x reader #adelita writes

[henriiiii-1001old]

quick hc splurb bc just. a u g h the angst in my headddd

im making puppet call thatcher "moth" istg-

if ruth is "fawn" ya bbygirl is gonna be "moth"

#station inquiries #mandela catalogue #<- thats it thats the only fandom tag this is getting FGBHNJM #their nicknames are based on their animal reps btw #i also have a random thought of ruth calling puppet “señor araña” bc it's funny FVGBHNJ #also also i have the dumbest urge to call ruth babyboy #if thatcher is babygirl then ruth is his babyboy #either her dave or sarah FVGBHNJ #wait maybe all three #YES #this is all /hj btw #anyways uuhhh yeah #not giving this a specific au tag btw this can apply to a lot if things #evidence reel #<- hehehehe i love using my new tags <3333333 #I LOVE THEM!!! <33333 #ok i go now byeeeeeee

[thetincangremlin]

So like, I saw this in one of those YouTube compilations

And immediately went "the best way to do this would be to actually make him sing with an almost disinterested tone about the girl, and have a much more interested, borderline infatuated tone when singing about the guy"

THEN my brain went full 'your new boyfriend' but actually about the guy and thought of THIS verse (completely ad-libbed by random thoughts in the shower btw)

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[Disinterested Singing Voice]

She's 6ft tall

And could probably shove me to the wall

[Much more excited, sort of flustered voice]

He's 5"4 small

But could still pin me in the hall~~~

[VERY FRANTIC, FLUSTERED VOICE BREAKING THE 4TH WALL]

NOT THAT IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

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And it'd just continue like that for a couple for verses, and when it's the first chorus that doesn't very explicitly mention the guy but implies it. Implies what? Implies that he might just not be interested in the girl but the guy instead

So it continues with more verses like above but more homed in on the guy, going on more splurbs about the guy, and one time not even bothering to correct himself!

By the second chorus it's the same as the first, but instead of talking about the girl he's going all in on the guy. It then ends with another 4th wall break going something along the lines of: 'too bad I'm straight' in a sadder tone.

The song continues on but at this point the singer only references the girl in passing, while just singing about the guy in full on country love song fashion.

The songs ends and right before the stinger, he says something that could be interpreted in many ways, but it's very clear that when he says it, he means he wants to be with the guy and the phrase is 'God I wish that were me' in reference to the fact at this point seeing them happy and knowing he and the girl have nothing in common and being sad not because it means he can't be with the girl, but because he isn't the guys type. The stinger plays and the song ends, leaving the listener with a lot to think about

So anyways, "fruit in denial" anthem coming you soon lmao.

#i think #This would be incredibly funny #Just imagining it called like 'compliment but too bad' or some shite like that #It's clear even from the get-go that it's so gay what's going on in the singers head #'I'm straight' no your comp het and this is going to be the comp het anthem #You fruit in denial #Just admit it #You want to be cut in half by the guys extremely chiseled chin #'cause this is my oc I'm writing this for and he's a- a character #(I say knowing full well I made him a masochist) #((I made my oc such a bottom its not even FUNNY)) #Anyways my phone is almost dead #Enjoy this lmao #Ideas

[terato-inamorato]

Hal (SOLD)

Type: Accessory (2 forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Cozy, Coffee, book

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Personality: sweet, outgoing, hungry

Bio:

Hal is a sweet splurb, and would NEVER exploit your love for him to get an extra helping of food (cough, cough)  Don’t let his skinny look fool you, He’ll eat you out of house AND at home. you’ll have to really regulate his eating habits to keep him from making himself sick. He might be a little upset with you, but it’s for his well-being.  Keep him fed, give him pets and a warm bed and he’ll love you forever!

#splurbs #splurb catalogue of october 2021 #splurb accessory #Accessory #accessory splurb #hal

[slothpoth]

I am,,,,weak for strong woman

#sukebanmomo #sukeban #momo yaoyozoru #mha #draw #art #splurbs

[syra1616]

Hey I dont know how to do links.... but I did some male love or I as I call it yaoi lol of Phanta and Sy search me on Twitter as syra1616 if ya want to see it

#yaoi #yaoi bl #sy my oc #splurbs

[borkdork]

Sup, kiddos?!

Guess what?

I’m helping making Splurbs now! This was that big time-sensitive project I was working on I mentioned :3

I really hope you guys enjoy the Splurbs we all worked on! Took a lot of time, and I’m super excited to help out in this project!

Please, go check out the old Splurb blog @terato-inamorato and the new “sfw” Splurb blog, @terato-inamorato2

And go check out the latest Holiday Splurbs before they’re gone!!!

https://teratoinamorato2.tumblr.com/post/181394328250/holiday-splurb-auction

We also have a Twitter, so please keep your eyes open there as well!!

https://twitter.com/TeratoInamorato

#flargah #splurbs #terato-inamorato

[rainbowdogma]

#birthday #watercolorpainting for my sweet girlfriend @xxkeys_studioxx <3 Happy 21st!! • • • #traditionalart #traditionalmedia #watercolor #artezabrushpens #artistsoninstagram #arteza #micronpen #splurb #splurbs #halcyon https://www.instagram.com/p/BssrQcOhwhJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2n6r6tfhlodj

#birthday #watercolorpainting #traditionalart #traditionalmedia #watercolor #artezabrushpens #artistsoninstagram #arteza #micronpen #splurb #splurbs #halcyon

[moondrawssfwwillies]

Splurbs?

I just learned of a species called splurbs! Slimes that turn into clothes! Their quite cute! Anyone know anything more about them? Are they a closed or won species? Free or paid for?

#splurbs #slime boy #slime girl #slime people

[staxurst]

Aqua was pacing. She was waiting for a very special package. She knew what she was about to receive was a very big deal and was a life long commitment.

Her mind was buzzing. Why was it taking so long to deliver? Was it taking long or was she being impatient? Was it being handled with care? Was it lost? With all if these thoughts in her head, she didn't even hear when there was a knock on the door. Followed by the door bell, finally, Lily came out from the kitchen, seeing a pacing Aqua and hearing the door bell ringing. She shook her head and went to the door.

"Yes, how may I help you?"

It was the package delivery man, holding a box and a clip board.

"Package for Miss... Aqua. I need a signature."

Lily smiled and signed the clipboard and took the box. It was a bit heavy to her surprise as she thanked the man as closed the door.

"Ahem!"

She cleared her throat trying to catch Aqua's attention. Making the young woman jump a bit in surprise.

"Eep!"

"Oh! It's here! Thank you Lily."

She thanked her as she took the box. Taking it back to her room, she was both nervous and excited. Gently, she opened the box, peeking inside.

Suddenly, a green blob if slime jumped out of the box and literally tackled Aqua. Immediately wiggling down her body and between her legs to "complete their bond."

After some time, the bond was complete, now making full communication between the tiny ball of slime and Aqua. Now making communication between them possible. Aqua sat up, and fixed herself up as she gave the little guy some pets.

"Phew, I forgot that was a thing. But you must have been hungry."

He gurgled at her, confirming that he indeed had been very hungry. Aqua smiled and gently picked the tiny Splurb. Snuggling the slime as the splurb nuzzled her back.

"Hello, my Camden. I hope you enjoy your life with me."

#aqua #camden #splurb #staxart

[syrakitsune]

Some of my favorite older drawings of sy and phanta

#my art #phanta #sy #sy my oc #my oc #safe splurb #adopted splurb #fox demon #my artwork #splurbs

[splurbs-blog]

Uniform stuff for a friends upcoming series called sea coast academy ft. My OC: Sillo Seqi

#Aliens #alien art #art #traditonal art #digital art #my ocs #ocs #uniform #senpaiviolet #Splurbs #first post #I'm screaming

[terato-inamorato]

2021 Valentine Splurbs

PURCHASING FOR THESE SPLURBS STARTS SATURDAY THE 6TH AT 4PM CENTRAL TIME. ANY ATTEMPTS TO PURCHASE BEFORE THAT TIME WILL BE VOID.

Alric (SOLD)

Type: Alpha (4 forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Lingerie, Lace, Incubus

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Personality: Charming, Sensual, Dominate

Bio:

Naughty boy. Absolute charmer. Alric loves to tease and play with his owner and their partners (if they have any). Doesn’t really know boundaries, so he’ll likely try to mess with you in public or....really anywhere. 

If you wanna put down the boundaries that might be needed, you’ll have to instill that pretty early on in his life, otherwise he won’t really understand why you’re pushing him away and instead think you’re playing “hard to get” and will continue to mess with you.

Regardless of his ignorance in this field, he can be incredibly loving, especially with after-care. He just doesn’t know how to tone down or even turn off the charm and flirtatious factor. 

If you can handle that, you can handle Alric.

Antoine (SOLD)

Type: Omega (4 forms)

Gender: Male

Theme: Stuffed Animal, Incubus, Baggy Clothes

Parent: N/A (First Gen.)

Personality: Gentle Giant, Shy, Reserved 

Bio:

Shy baby. Gentle Giant really is the best definition of Antoine. He loves to cuddle, and even has this cute habit of hiding behind his owner from other people due to his shyness. 

it’s hard to socialize him due to him being so shy, so that’s something you’ll have to work on in his early life for him to not be completely uncomfortable around strangers. 

Beyond him being a shy baby, he’s so so sweet. Love cuddles and his favorite part of loving you is the after-care. Just watch it. That bulky frame isn’t just for show. He can lose himself in you at times, though he’s really apologetic afterwards.

#splurbs #closed species #slime #adoptable #adopt #closed adopt #alpha #omega #alpha splurb #omega splurb #splurb catalogue of february 2021

[demonichunny]

Godric is good at comforting with his partner is having a bad day ^^ He gives the best cuddles ^^

#Godric the Splurb #Splurb #my cute squishy boy ^^

[syra1616]

made a human Phanta love him he came out pretty good

#phanta #splurbs #safe splurbs #my art