Rossi: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Penelope: I really care about your feelings!
Luke: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Rossi, turning his head: ...and then there's the uh, disaster couple...
JJ: YOU NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME AT HOME NOT AT THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL!
Emily: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED PUTTING YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY EVERY TWO SECONDS!
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Put him into the ugly bed Stardew Valley's Grandpa sleeps in.
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vigilante i got a question how did your grandfather john e cheese die
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The critic was Pizza Steve the whole time
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the bear s1 is literally a perfect tv show season
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Spaghetti With The Amaris
Betty [Meena’s mother]: Artica, aren’t you going to eat your garlic bread?
Artica: Not right now…
Betty: Artica, remember our family rule… anyone who isn’t hungry enough to finish their meal isn’t hungry enough for dessert!
Artica: Ha! I got you beat, for garlic bread IS dessert!
Meena: I forgot to warn you that she’s a garlic enthusiast, Mom.
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Emily: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Derek: Make his dick hard not his life.
Reid: Break his bed not his heart.
JJ: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Penelope: Get on their dick not their nerves.
Rossi: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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me: i could use a new alter. last cohost dipped and i never saw him again
Operating System: You wan the same guy . Reskinned?
me: well not really we already have a lot of that guy
Operating System: Yooou want. Same guy . reskinnned
me: well if we must i mean i could really use someone refreshing around here i-
Operating System: Reskinnning the Guy! . EXE
me, but a pawn in my brains game of 5D chess: alright. okay.
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I will admit it, I did not miss the "deadline is almost here" Uni grind one bit
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