Steve: You’re really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren’t you?
Billy: As defending champion, are you nervous?
incorrect harringrove (part iii)
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Celebrimbor: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Halbrand is strong and mysterious and sorta compact but well-muscled.
Galadriel: I am NOT having sex with Halbrand! But I'm starting to think that YOU might be!
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Vaggie: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Angel: Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.
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Logan: I don't like this feeling. This sort of mindless need to destroy. This anger, rage.
Remus: Good times! Go with it.
Logan: No.
Remus: It's fun! I can't do it. Do it for me. Let yourself go!
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Max: on the one hand, David has never burned down a school building. On the other, Michael has never stabbed his horticulture teacher with a trowel.
David: 🙄 i didn’t stab anyone with a trowel.
David: (smirks) they were pruning shears.
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Buffy in 2022 and in the summer where Buffy is dead, Dawn gets Spike on tiktok and everyone won’t stop thirsting over him.
And when Buffy comes back and they’re having a deep conversation, his phone keeps going off because he just posted a new video and Buffy finally yells at him to turn it off but he doesn’t know how.
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You’re Not My Real Dad, You Can’t Monologue at Me!
While I do love the speculation of who is going to be Jinx’s next (presumably evil) parent; I honestly can only imagine Jinx being super resistant and judgmental to anyone who tries to be her next overly dramatic evil parent, because they’re just not Silco.
Listen, she’s use to a quality kind of villain parent, and you sir or madam are just not meeting her standards.
Jinx Sassing Her Would-Be Future Evil Parents
You call that a monologue, bitch please.
I didn’t even let Silco talk to me like that, so let’s dial back that tone, shall we.
Look, if you can’t do a full-on dramatic, theatre-ready monologue about your life philosophies at the drop of a hat, then don’t even bother trying.
I’m going to be honest with you; you should just do your grand evil plans without talking about them beforehand because you fucking suck at public speaking.
You’re not my real dad, you can’t monologue at me!
At least Silco was interesting to listen to when he droned on and on.
How is an evil mastermind this boring. I mean usually being evil gives one some kind of personality, but you... God, I can’t even imagine how dull you would be as a good, moral person.
I mean sure I would try to ignore Silco when he went on and on with one of his life lessons, but he was honestly hard to tune out; I always ended up being captivated and absorbing everything he said in the end.
Oh wow, you killed 1000 people in an hour. What did you give a lecture or something?
Listening to you speak right now, I’m starting to realize how fucking lucky I was to be adopted by such a high class and well-spoken villain like Silco.
First off when Silco asked me to make weapons of destruction he didn’t yell at me. Also, he said thank you and please; and when I finished, I got a cookie and a kiss on the forehead for a job well done.
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[Sauron is leaving a message on the palantir.]
Sauron: Galadriel, you there? Look, I know you're still mad, but I figure you're probably sitting there pretending you're not home but listening anyway.
[Cut to Galadriel, who is doing just that.]
Galadriel: Am not.
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