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Renjun,to the other Dreamies:All of your existences are confusing.
The Dreamies:How so?
Renjun:Your presences are annoying,but the thought of anything happening to any of you upsets me.
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Wonwoo:*seductively takes off glasses*
Wonwoo:Wow....
Mingyu,blushing:Haha....what?
Wonwoo:You're really fucking blurry.
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Namjoon:There's no way he likes me back.
Hoseok:Yoongi-hyung would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Namjoon:Yoongi-hyung would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Donghae,wearing silk pants:How does this look?
Eunhyuk:Like it slips on and off really easy.
Donghae:.....
Eunhyuk:No,I didn't mean it like that-
Heechul:We know what you meant.
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shitvixxsaid · 3 years
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Hakyeon:Taekwoon and I are having a baby.
Sanghyuk:That's gre-
Hakyeon,slamming adoption papers on the table:It's you,sign here.
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kamenriderfanseries · 3 years
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Jiro:*closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Hideo:What was that?
Jiro:The sound of someone else's problem.
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Yuta:Hey Jaehyun,wanna third wheel on my date with Sicheng tomorrow?
Jaehyun:Sure.
Yuta:Johnny!Wanna third wheel on my date with Sicheng tomorrow?
Johnny:...Okay?
Yuta:Great!I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Johnny and Jaehyun:......
Sicheng:Hyung.....
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Minghao:Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Mingyu:I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
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Minghao:I didn't drink that much last night.
Dino:You were flirting with Jun-hyung.
Minghao:So what?He's my boyfriend.
Dino:You asked if he was single.
Dino:And then cried when he said he wasn't.
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Seungcheol:That shirt looks great Woozi.
Woozi:Thanks.
Seungcheol:But I bet it would look even better on Mingyu's floor.
Mingyu:Are you hitting on Woozi-hyung.....for me?
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Renjun,locking Haechan in the car:Act like a child,get treated like a child.
Haechan:What?Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Woozi:Hyung,are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Jeonghan:I'm a knife.
Seungcheol,from across the room:He's the little spoon.
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I',m usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
Doyoung,at some point
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Minghao:I’m going to take you out!
Jun:Great, it’s a date!
Minghao:....I meant that as a threat.
Jun:See you at five!
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Seungkwan:Welcome,fellow idiots.
Vernon:Hello,hyung.
Seungkwan:No, no,not you,you're not an idiot.
Vernon:You underestimate me.
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Jeonghan:If I say I love you,will you say it back?
Dino:Yes.
Jeonghan:I love you.
Dino:It back.
*Later*
Minghao:Why is Jeonghan-hyung crying facedown on the floor?
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