#sorry kid

[strange-and-off-putting]

Trying to make my nine-year-old okay with skipping Season Eight or Red Dwarf, because there is too much stuff in Season Eight that is not appropriate for a nine-year-old/I do not want to have to explain to a nine-year-old...

...it's not going great, but I think he's realizing if he doesn't concede this point (and skip to Season Nine), it means no more Red Dwarf for him for a couple of years.

#red dwarf #personal #sorry kid #i'm pretty liberal with what i let him watch but i don't need to unpack the intricacies of some of the really questionable stuff #that goes down in series 8 #not...JUST yet

[skeletonfumes]

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (2022)

#cyberpunk: edgerunners #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk #kyberpank #mygifs #anime #ona #netflix #tv #anime edit #david martinez #gif #studio trigger #sorry kid #played

[everytobito]

#everyobito #obito uchiha #uchiha obito #naruto #child obito #found in: naruto chapter 241 #sorry kid

[akagamiko]

“Future King of the Pirates? Just because it's his birthday doesn't mean you gotta lie to 'im, Linn.”

#lmao so sorry #i'm not here except i am bc i immediately had to do this #sorry kid #DASH COMM. #medicus felini #ferromagnetiic

[syoish]

not to be dramatic but the "we'll love you no matter what" conversation really proves to be ankle deep when they still refer to my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year and is moving in with me in a week, as my "friend"

then they have the audacity to ask why I don't visit as much anymore.

#In 4 days I'll be 28 years old #when I was 14 I thought there'd be a point that we didn't have to do this song and dance anymore #sorry kid #I guess homophobia wins #my post #negative

[casual-comedy-enjoyer]

So I'm playing the Sims, and I have a vampire and a werewolf who just had a baby. And I've just realized that in trying to make a child who will unite both races, I've created a child who both races automatically hate and is scared of both the moon AND the sun.

#sims 4 #vampire #werewolf #oops #funny #sorry kid

[veeralux]

go to sleep, sweetrobin…

#he's sooooo doomed #sorry kid #asoiaf #sansa stark #alayne stone #my art

[blackjackkent]

While looking for the ch'r'ai in the wake of the doctor's maybe-treachery, Rakha and the others find their way into what appears to be Creche Y'llek's training hall.

A crowd of some six or eight githyanki students stand on the edges of the combat floor; a young dark-haired man is crouched on the floor at the center of the room, with an older man standing over him and battering him with vicious kicks and even more vicious rebukes.

The boy cries out with pain at each blow, and the sound draws Rakha like a moth to a flame; the ghustil's death has in no way sated the beast in her head.

"K'chakhi!" the older man is bellowing disdainfully as Rakha approaches. "We are training to fight ghaik! You think they will hesitate?"

"They won't need to if we keep killing each other for them!" the boy cries resentfully. "It's-- it's stupid! Orph--"

He's cut off from whatever he as about to say as the older man gives him a brutal cuff across the head. "Silence!" he snaps, then looks over his shoulder to glare balefully at Rakha. "It seems your childish prattling is attracting an audience."

For a moment, he and Rakha simply stare at each other, sizing each other up.

Sa'varsh, the boy called him. Rakha knows the word; Lae'zel has used it before. Instructor. This is military training. The sharpness of the man's gaze reflects it; he is as unimpressed with Rakha as he is with his students.

Rakha looks back at him steadily, her expression giving nothing away. Inwardly, she is still raging. The smell of the ghustil's blood is still in her nostrils and the beast still hungry for further death. Perhaps Lae'zel is right and the doctor acted alone in betraying us. But I doubt it, so I advise you not to push me, sa'varsh.

It's hard to say if the sa'varsh understands the unspoken threat, but he looks away without speaking to her and focuses back again on the boy instead. "You fight again," he says crisply. "This time, daggers only. And to the death, as instructed." His voice lifts to address the other students in the room. "Who wants to challenge this sniveling is'tarki?!"

Rakha's head snaps around and the beast perks up eagerly at these words. To the death. Yes...

"We have no time for this, t'rac'shka," Lae'zel mutters under her breath. "We must find the ch'r'ai--"

Rakha ignores her, unable to turn away now from the drama playing out. Her pulse quickens and her eyes dilate as the beast struggles to take over.

Stand back and relish the blood-show.

One of the other students - a sly-looking woman in leather armor - speaks up from the corner, her eyes narrowed with excitement. "I've been practicing every night, Sa'varsh! Let me have a go!"

The instructor nods. Rakha sees the boy turn visibly paler as he looks at his new opponent.

"I-- I refuse!" he stammers out, raising both hands placatingly. "There has to be a better way--"

His words cut off into a high, choked whine as the woman's knife sinks to the hilt into his abdomen. His eyes widen and he staggers, falling to his knees, then collapses and lies still on the stone floor.

Rakha feels a deep shudder work its way through her whole body as she watches a puddle of blood begin to ooze slowly outward from the boy's fallen form.

Yes... good... whispers the beast with deep satisfaction. The ghustil's death was good, sated your rage, but this boy died in cold blood, pleading for his life, innocent. That is better.

-----

"That boy did not have to die," Wyll mutters with a frown.

"Jhe'quith dvenzir," Lae'zel says. "The termination of the frail. A necessity, lest the creche be weakened by its feeblest unit. He would have been a liability."

"You killed many, this way?" Rakha asks in a low voice.

"I did - lest I be killed in my turn." Lae'zel shrugs. "It is Vlaakith's will."

So was the zaith'isk, Rakha thinks, but she doesn't say this aloud.

#bjk plays bg3 durge #rakha the dark urge #sorry kid #will see you in the next playthrough

[albusthefakepitbull]

i need a salt mill because i woke up incredibly sick and baby dog is determined to get into everything he’s not allowed or will scream in his crate, no other options at this time

#personal #dino #sorry kid #i threw up walking to fast this morning #you have to learn to settle for a singular day

[twcfaces]

what a thrill...

#batman #catwoman #robin #sorry kid #he looks like he'd rather eat glass

[meduseld]

Also, justice for Ernest Frankenstein, who really gets shafted here

#the burden of being the reliable one #sorry kid #also i guess that's why the fam has descendants #frankenstein weekly

[daughterofsarenrae]

:(

#goodbye cookie i never met u but i hope the people who got u took care of u ✌️ #robin needs a ferret friend so im stalking craigslist #was gonna message cookie's person today but woke up and the listing is down. lol rip #and theres like. NO others for single ferrets in a 1000 mile radius #the rescues nearby all have ferrets who dont like other ferrets #or there's like. pairs available. i dont want 3 ferrets at once lmao #literally the next closest ones on petfinder are in nebraska. sigh #the wait continues #sorry kid #bel speaks #if anyone knows anyone in oregon or washington who has a ferret theyre trying to get rid of-- #preferably a young-ish one who likes other ferrets bc god damn does robin need an outlet #thats not working on his hops so he can escape his pen :////////

[omg-snakes]

This baby is what we're calling a "Banded Motley" with no belly checkers but wild-type patterning on the dorsum. Some Banded Motleys have a few belly checkers here and there, too. They're cute and sweet but my lady snake Morse keeps producing these and I'm not a fan of this expression of the Motley morph. I will be selecting to exclude this trait going forward.

#snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #baby snake #Sneggwatch 2022 #MC22x1 #banded motley snow corn snake #sorry kid #i still love you

[akagamiko]

"Khm. So." the clown shows up with a huge bouquet in hand. "I've heard congratulations are in order, so here. Take this. Happily ever after with Kidd or whatever." He feigns hurt but there's a little wicked grin creeping up to painted face. Clearly, he's just here to mess with him. (from piratekingbuggy, because he was lowkey jealous while I was on the floor laughing)

“Buggy,” he whines. “It was a joke." His eyes are large and sad, but he edges closer and closer with each step and the sad look shifts into something mischievous. He takes the flowers from his friend's gloved hands and drops it to the side without so much as a glance.

He looks thoughtful for a moment.

“If I didn't know any better I'd say you sound jealous.” Shanks said with a subtle taunt, eyes drifting away, and gives a quick shake of his head. “Now I'm sure that's not true. You're an Emperor now, after all. And what reason does a might Emperor have to be jealous of some rookie.”

His hand tangles in the other man's coat and he uses it to pull the pair closer together. Shanks' smile shifts into something more playful as he hand gently strokes Buggy's cheek.

“You're smarter than him, clearly. Better looking. Your make-up's better, too.”

[ unprompted / @piratekingbuggy + @ferromagnetiic ]

#i was almost gonna make this silly but shanks loooves teasing buggy so #sorry kid #man is getting caught in the crossfire of old man bickering/flirting/whatever else this is #and sorry to buggy too for having to deal with shanks #life is hard #piratekingbuggy #ferromagnetiic #ANSWERED. #QUEUE.

[startrekvsfaceapp]

Found this on my PC, no idea where it came from or when I saved it

#skyrim #grelod the kind #sorry kid

[steddieas-shegoes]

Liam: I think there’s algebra in this game I need your help

Me who has failed college algebra three times: probably not the person to ask but if you go to mathway.com they’ll give you the answer

Liam: but it has to be done fast

Me: I couldn’t tell you what 3x7 is right now dude I think you’re gonna be on your own here use your resources

Liam: you’re my resource

Me: oof that’s a concern for you

#personal #not steddie #to be clear this is genuinely just a game #if it were for school or something I would be making more of an attempt to help #but I am currently seeing triple from a migraine so #sorry kid #conversations with liam