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"One half of us thought we needed a drink and the other half thought sweets sounded good and that's why I'm sauced on ice cream drinks, your honor."
He explains to no-one.
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stares at you in bisexual silence
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Bless him, but I hope he's wearing sunscreen. Damaged skin is sensitive skin, y'know?
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I think about the Batman/TMNT crossover a lot.
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Batman’s rogues gallery about to join Samurai Shodown.
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Daddy Issues Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences for discussing the effects of an absent parent and/or confronting one's own father. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Doesn't it bother you that you don't know who your dad is?"
"I sometimes expect too much of you."
"Tell me about your father? What was he like?"
"Your father was a great man."
"Since when have I had the power to stop you from doing anything?"
"On one level or another, we all want to kill our father."
"I came to make peace with you, even though you're the father of lies."
"You disappoint me."
"Nothing I do is ever good enough for you."
"If the test of a man is how he treats those he has power over, it was a test my father failed."
"No, I'm sorry, but your dad was wrong."
"I don't think I'll be winning any 'father of the year' awards."
"It is difficult for a father to bear less than perfection in his son."
"Of course, I believed him because he's my father."
"Your mother and I kept asking ourselves what we'd done wrong in your upbringing."
"He’s your dad. It doesn’t matter what he does, you’re going to love him."
"All I ever really wanted was for him to love me."
"You have big daddy issues."
"I have a theory on what makes good boys 'good'. It’s not because of some moral imperative."
"What did I do that filled you with so much hate?"
"You can't keep letting other people define you!"
"The situation between my father and myself has not changed."
"You're an embarrassment to me."
"I don't know what your daddy issues are, but don't deflect them on me."
"Even the best-intentioned parents end up damaging their kids."
"I wanted so much to be like you..."
"Why is it you always think you know what's right for me?"
"All I'm saying is, make peace with your father another way."
"My father was emotionally stunted, afraid of getting close, and definitely not the best at goodbyes."
"You're ashamed of me."
"Please don't tell my father!"
"I think I could have forgiven her if she hadn't made me love her, but she did."
"The only people who keep insisting they're not terrible parents are terrible parents."
"He's still the man that's my father, but I'm not the son he used to know."
"Actually, my father is a rather important man."
"I guess nobody gets to choose who their parents are."
"Can I ask what he's done to deserve your loyalty?"
"He's my father. I have the right to avoid his funeral."
"Please let me be your daughter again..."
"I don't like people referring to him as my father."
"I would have killed my father if I could have."
"The relationship between a father and his daughter is tenuous."
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Two-Face pulled him back down on his cock, again and again, seeking a way to drive himself deeper into his guts, deeper into his tight, hot little ass. It didn't matter how many times they were together - every part of Edward's body felt perfect.
"You're such a goddamn tease." he growled. "You have no idea what having you like this does to me. God, your ass feels so good-"
His cock throbbed, he was almost overwhelmed, but kept steady. They fit together perfectly, wet skin slapping skin. He licked his neck, his hand squeezing his ass before moving his grip to his cock.
"- you feel so fucking good. I want you to feel good, too."
“Oops...did you take a shower already? I wanted to join you." @question-marked
"- just about to, actually."
It was taking longer than he expected to choose between shampoo and conditioner - so he grabs both, just to be quick about it.
Edward is one of the very few people he doesn't mind being around him in a more - vulnerable - state, at all. It's quite normal, and normal is nice on occasion. No chaos, no madness, no worrying about having a shiv stuck between his ribs, no guard turning the water off after five minutes - sure, it's not Wayne Manor, but it's not Arkham, either.
"The way I feel, I could shower the rest of the day."
Breaking out of Arkham is a sweaty, messy job.
"I've never been so happy to see hotel soap..."
@question-marked
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I would die for their tsumtsums tbh
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Every week at my commercial art school, we have an Art Journal Day, where we are given a prompt to draw, and then we sit around at a table and show off each other’s work, it’s really fun!
We could do digital(printed out and pasted in actual art journal), traditional, and mixed media.
This week’s prompt was to create a movie poster based off of any film, and I did Batman Forever!
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The colors remind me of
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Drew Barrymore in BATMAN FOREVER (1995)
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DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]
“I’m scared.”
“Are you hurt?”
“Are you scared?”
“Is this even legal?”
“Just trust me.”
“We’re locked in!”
“I know what I’m doing.”
“It’s too dark in here.”
“Why are we here?”
“They have a gun…”
“They have a knife…”
“Grab what you need, and let’s go.”
“Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”
“Choose your victim.”
“We don’t have to do this.”
“They’re coming for us.”
“How do you know how to do that?”
“What the fuck are you doing in here?”
“We’re getting out of here unseen.”
“Something moved over there.”
“Do you have the stuff?”
“So, what’s the plan?”
“It’s not safe here.”
“This is your fault.”
“We’ve gotta go. Now.”
“Hey, how drunk are you?”
“Hey, how high are you?”
“Is that… a dead body?”
“We’re not alone in here…”
“What do you need me to do?”
“It’s not safe here, you should go.”
“I can’t believe you stole that!”
“Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”
“If they catch us, we’re dead.”
“… There’s no signal out here.”
“Where’s the money you owe me?”
“Have you ever done this before?”
“Did you bring what I asked?”
“I saw you steal that…”
“I think I dropped my weapon.”
“This is the last time I ever do this.”
“Shit, the cops are coming!”
“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”
“We shouldn’t be doing this.”
“The cops are looking for us.”
“What the fuck is that?!”
“You’re gonna get hurt.”
“Next time, I’ll kill you.”
“It’s my first time doing this.”
“You’re gonna get us caught.”
“You seriously got high without me?”
“You seriously got drunk without me?”
“I’m never doing this with you again.”
“How’d you get all this money?”
“What are you doing out here?”
“What if something goes wrong?”
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“I’ve never gotten high before…”
“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”
“What the fuck did you do now?”
“Let’s go and do something bad.”
“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”
“So are we getting high, or what?”
“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”
“It seems like you’ve done this before.”
“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”
“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”
“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”
“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”
“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”
“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”
“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”
“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”
“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”
“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”
“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”
“The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”
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