#sorry for the trouble ;0;

[thetopichot]

My roman empire is the fact that Auron legit KILLED Derek by fucking BEATING the absolute SHIT outta him then straight NAILED THAT MOFO ON THE DESK & then straight up went on a date afterwards & had the most heartwarming moment ever with Rook. I know that's not much, but I think about that shit at LEAST once a month.

#the cat speaks #yuurivoice #yuurivoice auron #damn this bitch has been doing so many side stories in the same fucking day #that some yakuza 0 type shit #also im still working on the fluff alphabet & im sorry its taking so long #shit has been happening to me like CRAZY #but i can tell ya one thing! #im almost done with alphonse #i have trouble writing characters that i dont talk on a daily basis 😭 im lazy & autistic #he is my roman empire #lol

[kicktwine]

oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock

#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock #if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died #sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior- #kipspeak #she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not #to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now #this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky #Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves #the twins and thancred 🫵 do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions #so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is #just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed #anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o #weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot #it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting #she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct #just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close #my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s #HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet #too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed #very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun #and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’ #I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me #LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya #It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions— #I’m not done let me s #she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH

[mak1lol]

Train yaoi where?!! (@bruhstation)

#ttte #thomas the tank engine #ttte humanized #ttte au #ttte henry #HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO CSTM OML #this au has been an insparation for me #a HUGE insparation #And look!! its already 1 year old :0 #wanted to draw the big blue engine himself but i had trouble so i just draw henry. im sorry that i didnt draw big blue engine senja... #ANYWAYS FOR YOU SENJA. YOUR BOY HEN. ENJOY!!! ^^

[itspileofgoodthings]

me to Nina yesterday: explaining how due to a headache and exhaustion I wasted away the end of my afternoon just watching Ryan Gosling interviews

Nina, instantly sympathetic: and I completely understand that, a valid thing to do

#the thing about Nina is that most of the time she not only hates my coping mechanisms she also plain doesn’t understand them #one of the many tensions of our relationship #but she was just 100% like yeah. I fully get it #and it made me feel so much better #my relationship with Nina the work of a lifetime because the moments of mutual understanding are so rare #but so powerful when they happen. and it takes years to discover that sudden gold #(my mom is often so troubled by our relationship. she’s just like (whisper voice): do you guys even like each other) #because we’re just SO sparks fly (antagonistic version) in many of our interactions #and it’s just like. YEAH. We’re just going to have an intense altercation and clashing of opinions viewpoints values and perspectives #at least every other day. LOL #but we will navigate it! #no one on the planet I smooth things over with as fast as Nina. it is lightning-speed reconciliation #because we both move on so quickly in the same way. in that the mood will just lift #we got in a fight the other day. Nina left and stormed out. 10 minutes later I get a text going #‘I’m sorry Maria. I should not have said that about your mother’ #which made me laugh because we weren’t fighting about our mom. She just likes to quote Jacqueline from ever after sometimes out of context #and my mom was on the couch watching me like ‘you’re reconciled???? It’s over?????????’ #because my mom a) is so different from both of us in the speed she processes in and b) has no sisters #0 sisters. 4 daughters. and she still isn’t used to it lol. because my mom’s strength and weakness is that she never gets used to anything! #ALSO Nina told me the other day that I’m the one that taught her to apologize because I would just make her do it when we were kids #not to me but to other people! I would just sit there and explain how verbal acknowledgement of wrongdoing would make things better #and she was always like ‘ughhh I hate it so much. FINE’ because she always does want to make things better #anyway this SHOOK ME TO MY CORE. Because I never thought Nina actually internalized any of the things I’ve said to her ever lol #and she was like ‘yeah you gave me that good habit’ #(I love apologizing. Love to put it into words and I have an intense need to do it immediately and thoroughly) #(tbh it’s only with time that I’ve come to see that other people do not work that way. and need more time. and are not just — #instantly comfortable putting everything into words especially the hard things) #(because it’s not like I’m always driven by more charity and compunction. I just ducking HATE unresolved things not put into words) #(so it helps me feel better. and sometimes you just gotta learn to not say it right away if it’s only going to make things worse #(or learn to say it in different way without words. that actually communicates the sorrow. And that can sometimes look like giving space!)

[elephantplushes]

Eri the Elephant Spudster by Aurora 🐘

#plushblr #aurora #sorry for the pause in posting. #been having trouble finding new plushes :0)

[tj-crochets]

Should I attempt a theme of mermaids or monsters for May? I’ve seen posts for both going around. I’m probably not going to make a plushie a day, but I can make a few!

#the person behind the yarn #what to make next #sorry again about the delay yall it's been a hell of a last few days #I meant to get the elephant pattern up on Friday or Saturday at the latest #but saturday I passed out sunday I had an asthma attack (in the shower! 0/10 do not recommend) #and today I burned my hand. Not badly but it's right at the bend of my index finger and it makes using a mouse painful #I should clarify the passed out thing: I was already lying down and this is a known problem for me. I hated it but I am okay. #I'm also okay after the asthma attack. I mean I'm sore and will be changing up some things #(apparently I need to take my inhaler with me into the bathroom before showering now) #but I'm okay. I just tend to have trouble with words on days when I have a chronic illness flareup #and that does not lend itself to typing up a pattern that's coherent to anyone but me #so...tomorrow! tomorrow I should be able to get the pattern shared #and the more I get typed up the faster I'll be at typing them up

[tenacquity]

"So— Let's say you're madly in love with someone, utterly devoted; you'd do anything for them...

But then, something happens to them. You mourn him, grieve him— Eventually, you learn to move on.

You find another who claims your affections.

Only for that original subject to return unexpected—

Would anyone happen to have a map to navigate this situation? I'm asking for a friend."

#« open » #shipping hell with gf means predicaments like this that i have 0 idea how to navigate #sorry ryuu you're on your own #that feel when this game's canon offers SO MANY delicious ships and yet #all of them are full of pain bc of cOURSE THEY ARE #this is more an impassioned and troubled rant than anything else #let him just... lay facedown on the ground and scream for awhile

[willbyerstm]

((rant: funny how that client is rude only to me, a younger quiet woman and not to the boss, who is an older man who is much more blunt with stuff))

#listen rude people piss me soooo so much #especially at work? #like dude be nice it will cost 0 euros #zero #and this particular thing was an extra thing we were doing for her #not even included in the original deal #she basically said ''sorry but what the f is that?'' #instead of #idk ''sorry is it possible I could have another version of this please? thanks and sorry for the trouble'' #people complain that nd people are rude but...wanna check again #rant tw #I am sorry this is irrelevant but it happened an hour ago and I am still so pissed #aasdkha #distract me on twitter or wire?

[bereft-of-frogs]

On the one hand, this job search led me to reconnect with people I’d lost touch with and that was really nice.

On the other, I fucking hate the reference stage of any application process because you’re so dependent on other people answering their fucking phones

#I hate relying on other people at the best of times #argh I’ve provided like 6 names and they’re still like ‘sorry for the delay we’re just having trouble’ #!!! I talked to all of you this week ! #why are you doing this to me??? #unnecessary dramatics #I also turned down the other job because it would honestly….probably not be a great fit #but I will be so mad if I end up with 0 jobs after this

[the-king-of-lemons]

,

#vent post if i speak im in trouble lol #i think this fandom has a genuine issue w toxic positivity #esp in regards to ignoring problems and dismissing others neg feelings #like whenever people wanted to even mildly criticize the way admins were running the server they had to add disclaimers like- #''0 hate to all the admins they are doing their best'' like? honestly if they were actually doing their best then there wouldnt be an issue #(and to add my own disclaimer (because i have to. lol. lmao even.) i mean the admin team as a *whole* not some singular specific person.) #and recently the dismissal of others criticisms with shit like ''q already adressed it'' when in reality hes barely said anything? #sorry i dont completely trust the guy who self-admitted that he wasnt involved in the running of *his own server* #like idk hot take if you wanna run a server maybe you should. be running it. #also the way ppl use ''he wasnt involved'' to absolve him of responsibility?? you get how thats worse right??? that makes it worse??? #like its just straight up negligence sorry (not sorry) #(also the way some stans act like they are somehow better than everyone bc their guy created the server? man it really takes me back...) #(make me nostalgic even...) #(fun fact im comparing to multiple times) #also the toxic positivity ''things will get better if you just wait'' isnt new btw its been happening to the french part of the fandom- #-for basically the entire time theyve been on the server (i mostly lurk the frsubtwt bc besides ftmc i only rlly keep up w the fr ccs) #(and its hard to find fr fans on tumblr bc combo lackof translation meaning everyone speaks eng + ''smaller'' section of fandom overall) #(<- ignore the fact that they had the second highest vote % in the preselection) #(other reason i lurk is bc i speak french and need a reason to use it day to day so i dont lose it lmao) #(<<canadian) #(i lurk bc i dont use twt and im not reviving my old acct) #citric complaints #<< new vent tag #edit to make clear the disclaimer point: i mean in regards to the server functions not lore shit thats a whole seperate discourse

[twodlover]

i want to write another akakaga.... but in a long fic format that i know i will abandon later-

#twod's personal post #sorry pals i know i am bad as fuck with long things and i would need to write in english too so it's double the trouble 0(-(

[electric-ecclectic]

@bullheadbashings || continued from here!

Signe sighs gently, placing a hand squarely on her hip in exasperation. The mage was no stranger to a jail cell herself, but she had been hoping to avoid being arrested in Inazuma twice. Next to Itto's larger drawings was a tiny electro symbol, with a symbol that resembled the star of Khaenri'ah drawn pristinely in the middle. It was only a matter of time before they were found out if they were to stay.

"I suppose," she replies, adjusting her hat carefully. Itto was certainly fun, but she should have supposed that she would have gotten into trouble with him one way or another. "We have to be smart about this, though. Maybe we can watch from someplace a little out of the way."

Her eyes roam the scaffolding before them, spotting a small building where they might be able to hide behind. If they could avoid being implicated, it would save them both a lot of trouble, she supposed.

"Right over there. If the Tenryou Commission comes looking for us, we'll have a clear route of escape, and there are a few hiding spots we might be able to sneak into until they leave."

#ic || the witch is in #bullheadbashings #I'm so sorry for the late reply ;0; #hope this is ok! let me know if you need any changes <3 #they're gonna get into so much trouble together hehe

[countlessrealities]

{ @thcpresidcnt || To Evil Morty and Evil Rick from E-Rick }

The gifts in question were sent via some random guard Rick. Rick had other engagements to do, under orders of his president, so he couldn't present them in person. Though, he assumed that the thought would count more.

Two gifts were sat there. One a smaller, yet thick box wrapped in Christmas tree wrapping paper and a dark blue bow. The other in a golden snowflake decorated paper, glitter glistening under the lights -- the box a little bigger than the first present.

The dark blue bow present was for Evil Rick, within it a paperback book. A limited edition copy of something in the horror genre. Along with it a note that read ‘Don’t get too many ideas -- Rick’

And the second present was for Evil Morty. When opened, showed a snow globe. Fake pieces of snow fell over the replicated model of the entire Citadel. It looked detailed and as if someone handcrafted it themselves. The note with it read ‘Now you can rule over two Citadels! -- Rick’

Neither Morty nor Rick reacted when the Guard Rick stepped through the portal, depositing the two packages on the president’s desk, with a brief explanation of what they were and whom they were from.

However, the moment the portal had closed and they had found themselves alone, amber eyes and moved in perfect sync with gray blue ones and they had met in the middle. The second-in-command had lifted and eyebrow and the teen had answered with a little shrug. No words had been spoken, but they had always had little use for them, nowadays even more.

The next moment, Rick had moved to check that the packages were truly as harmless as they were supposed to be. Foul play from their alternates was unlikely, but no possibility could be carelessly discarded. Once certain that it wasn’t the case, the man handed the smaller package to his master and moved to open the gift addressed to him.

Silence stretched for a few moments as they contemplated their presents and attached notes, until Morty broke it, his tone half way between pensive and amused.

“He couldn’t be more different from you.”

Rick turned the book in his hands, brows lightly knitted together. “I-Is that a good or a bad thing?” He asked, tone flat and even as always.

“Undecided. But I doubt that he and I would work as well as you and I do...in spite of everything.”

After a meaningful in his second-in-command’s direction, the president shook the snowglobe, watching the artificial flakes falling over the miniature Citadel. “An odd choice of words, that note. I wonder if he knows what my other self is planning to do with this place. He might not. He is the type to be that blind and naive, after all.”

“I-It wouldn’t surprise me, if your counterpart had chosen to leave him in the dark. I’m not sure he could be trusted with that sort of knowledge. He might not accept his possible fate as easily as I did. He is weak-minded.”

Morty snorted quietly, setting the snowglobe down. “You’re not fooling anyone, Rick. I know what’s the only kind of ending you’ll accept. I’ll have to kill you myself to be able to leave alone.”

A new beat of silence followed, and then a creepy smirk stretched on the second in command face, as he leant down, bringing himself at eye-level with his master.

“You’re wrong, Morty.” His voice thickened into a growl as he spoke the teen’s name. “I am fooling everyone. Everyone but you.”

With that he straightened, his previously blank facade fully restored, and he went back examining the book as if nothing had happened. “I-I’m confused about what ideas he thinks I’d get from this book. W-Whatever is in here, I’m positive I’ve done worse. Idiot.”

Morty poked at the globe, apparently undisturbed by the sudden, brief twist that their exchange had taken. “That’s your answer, Rick. He is an idiot. And he doesn’t know your...tastes well. If at all.” A pause. “Want to blow up this little Citadel with me as I’ll do with the real one?”

No verbal answer was given, just a dark, ferocious glint in gray blue eyes. Once again words weren’t needed, not when the reply was so loud and clear.

With you? Always.

#[ ic :: Evil Morty ] #[ ic :: Evil Rick ] #[ v. Rick Double Morty and Trouble ; timeline split :: Evil Rick ] #[ v. Rick Double Morty and Trouble ; timeline split :: Evil Morty ] #thcpresidcnt #[[ I'm crying here because Evil Rick and Evil Morty looked at each other like 0.o ]] #[[ they aren't exactly appreciative tbh ]] #[[ even if the gift for my E-Morty was kinda sweet ]] #[[ but he doesn't see it that way he thinks it's silly xD ]] #[[ especially since he's planning to destroy the Citadel xD ]] #[[ Evil Rick was confused by the note tbh ]] #[[ but well he'll probably read the book out of curiosity ]] #[[ I'm so sorry for them both they are so mean xD ]] #[[ poor E-Rick xD ]] #[[ also have a sample of how creepy they are together xD ]] #[ v. Folie à deux ; reunion verse :: Evil Rick ] #[ v. Folie à deux ; reunion verse :: Evil Morty ]

[oldsamarie]

mutual 1: I hate gacha boy I want to rip him in half with my teeth and then start dancing sensitive style #i love him

mutual 2: i need that old man from saw #mutual 3 don't look

mutual 3: I'm so mad about what they did to snuffleupagus on sesame street, wtfdym his arc is over

mutual 4: Sorry I've been inactive something happened but I'm better now

mutual 5: Im remaking and my new url starts with u (if you put it through a caesar cypher)and ends in 6537 (repeat the alphabet until you reach the 6537th letter) [I've seen this post at least 50 times by now]

mutual 6:

mutual 7: do any of my mutuals know how to untie an impossible knot? I'm in trouble

mutual 8: How do I watch MLP online for free? Don't tell me to pirate. I don't even have a boat

mutual 9: Give.. Me... My.... Boytoy!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills another hostage* [3 hours later] I'm so tired of living

mutual 10: i hate when people are mean to hammerhead sharks :(

mutual 11: i want to kill snuffleupagus seriously stop talking about his arc

mutual 12: i miss mutual 6

mutual 13: it's my birthday!

mutual 14: I wish the writers of my favorite show wrote something I liked

mutual 15: i wish i had a job :(

mutual 16: day 300 of being unemployed, i just recoded tumblr and also i have a plan for world peace [0 notes]

mutual 17: I love this world... It's so beautiful out here.... If you hang out with me you can see it too... ⭐🌈💫

mutual 18: I HATE THIS FUCKED UP WORLDDDDDD

mutual 19: there's no fandom on tumblr for this book from 1408 tbh im glad but also i wish there were more posts about it

#long post

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙just say yes | CS55˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: father!carlos sainz x y/n faceless reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: so much fluff 0 angst just lovey dovey cuteness & fun ! idek if there's much of a plot tbh lol

summary: in which you, your boyfriend and your daughter are the target of everyone's jealousy & you bask in it 😊

a/n: hiii i luv this request so cute & i havent done any carlos fics yet!! i love it he's soo beautiful fr! i've done the baby faceless tbh i felt a bit weird looking for pics hahahah anyway hope u like it 😊😊

request!!!: Can you do like a smau where carlos has a daughter and it's just fluffy as HELL !! And ofc we need lando and charles being goofy in the comments!

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 vacationing with my girls

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yourusername im soo lucky

carlossainz55 that's me actually. i love you

yourusername i love u!! sm more

landonorris you guys are always rubbing your perfect lives into our faces it has to stop

charles_leclerc i agree it is too much now

yourusername maybe if either of you could keep a girlfriend you could be like us

landonorris cant commit

carlossainz lando you need to grow up

charles_leclerc leave him alone he's a baby

yourusername i prefer the term pussy 🤷‍♀️

landonorris y/n i thought we were friends

yourusername we are it's called tough love

carlossainz55 sorry lando but she's right

user1 i missed carlando interactions

user2 me too so happy to see the carlando domestics continuing through instagram comments

user3 even funnier with y/n involved she's literally just an extension of carlos i love it

user4 best couple in the world

user5 only couple in the world more like

yourusername

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yourusername he wont even put the ferrari merch down in the off season

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yourbff omg baby in ur sunglasses she's fr a mini u 😭😭

yourusername i know, i've never felt love like it 🥹

carlossainz55 me when i look at you

yourbff take your sickly sweetness out of my replies 🥲

user6 i love how all their friends are jealous of them too😭😭 it's not just us

charles_leclerc he's dedicated 😊

carlossainz55 thanks for being on my side charles 🙏

yourusername ur biased

yourusername gosh why are f1 drivers so annoying

landonorris i know you're not talking about me

danielricciardo or me

maxverstappen1 or me

yourusername well i actually wasnt but now i am

oscarpiastri me?

yourusername no never you oscar my fav rookie

yourbff

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yourbff babysitting duties

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carlossainz55 am i in trouble in that pic of us

yourbff she was explaining to u that u brought the wrong pickles home for her

carlossainz55 so yes then

landonorris wtf is the wrong pickles a pickle is a pickle

yourusername shutup little lando you dont understand me

charles_leclerc well duh ur a woman his pea brain cannot comprehend women

yourusername ur one to talk!

landonorris 🤐🤐🤐

yourusername ur her favourite aunt!!

yourbff @.yoursister told you so!

yoursister wow that hurt y/n

yourusername no wait

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yourusername happy first race of the season i love my boys so much

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scuderiaferrari ❤️❤️

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55

user11 omg i love her

user12 this is the cutest post ever

charles_leclerc omg y/n being nice to me

yourusername it's the hormones and ur cute face getting to me ur soo pookie

charles_leclerc what is pookie

oscarpiastri dont ask

yourusername it means i love u 😊

carlossainz55 we are all so lucky to be subjects of y/n's affections so don't question it ok?

user13 omg carlos is so down bad lol it's adorable

landonorris come visit us too we miss you y/n

yourusername well i might. can i squish ur cheeks?

landonorris i'll think about it

yourusername im not coming till i have a yes for sure

yourusername posted a story

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user14 CHILDREN?? PLURAL??

user15 yes y/n we get it ur the luckiest girl alive

yourbff purrrrr

yourusername LOL??

landonorris share him? 🥹🥹🥹

yourusername not a day in my life

yourusername now let me come squish ur cheeks. charles let me do it

landonorris ok fine.

yourusername YAYYY

user16 most gorgeous man alive fr

yourusername posted a story

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carlossainz55 come back here

carlossainz55 please come back we miss you

charles_leclerc not you sneaking off. is carlos annoying you too??

yourusername you are too mean to that boy!!!!

mclaren you can stay with us!

yourusername poachers!! im much too loyal

user17 omg lol im obsessed

user18 SOO CUTE

f1wags

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f1wags carlos after the race with his longterm girlfriend y/n y/l/n today 🥹

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user19 she needs a ring asap

user20 r how long have they been together now??

user21 like 8 years lol

user22 carlos liked 🥹🥹

user23 they r so personal to me

user24 do u think they know how much everyone loves them & is jealous of them

user25 absolutely & they love it lol

user26 if they ever break up im done with love

user27 idk who's luckier her or him

user28 they're the definition of soulmates

user29 the world will stop on their wedding day fr

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 my perfect family

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user30 stop it 😭😭😭

yourusername how did we create somebody so gorgeous😭

landonorris not you asking this as if you both aren't the most conventionally gorgeous people to ever exist

yourusername HAHAH shutup lando you are always slithering around to ruin our sincere moments

landonorris SLITHERING?!

user31 omg slithering 😭😭😭??

user32 lol at lando's comments he's like us

charles_leclerc let me babysit soon

yourbff why you coming for my job

carlossainz55 dont fight over my child

yoursister miss you guys!!

carlossainz55 we will have to come visit soon

yourusername ❤️❤️❤️

user33 put a ring on it carlos

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yourusername night off from baby

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yourbff everyone in the world is in love with you

carlossainz55 right well they need to back off

yourusername tehehe

user37 wow she's unreal

user38 wifeee

carlossainz55 you are so beautiful

yourusername 🥹🥹🥹 i love u

carlossainz55 i love you

landonorris Y/N?? YOU DIDNT INVITE ME??

yourusername ...girls night

landonorris BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY IM ONE OF THE GIRLS

charles_leclerc i wasn't invited either mate

yourusername im so sorry. you guys are grown men though

landonorris no im one of the girls

user39 one of the girls 💀

user40 i love lando & y/n's friendship so bad

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 our week off so far

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user41 i want her

user42 join the club

charles_leclerc is y/n available for brunch tomorrow

carlossainz55 yes

yourusername i am?

charles_leclerc that is fantastic y/n we will pick you up at 11am

yourusername we?

charles_leclerc yes!! see you then

yourusername ?? WHAT

yourbff aww i love my y/n

carlossainz55 yours?

yourbff yes she is mine! tyvm carlos

yourusername hahahahaha

yourusername i love u both

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yourusername posted stories

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yourbff pretty pretty girl

yourusername yup

carlossainz55 i told you you'd enjoy yourself 😊

yourusername yup

user43 omg the brunch with charles?

user44 so effortlessly cool

user45 looks delicious tbh. you not the food

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yourusername posted a story

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user46 brunch & then the beach??

user47 hmmmm

user48 wuu2

user49 charles forcing her to brunch & then this???

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HONGJOONG SMUT FIC RECS LIBRARY

disclaimer: I do not own any of these works and they do not represent the real kim hongjoong. all rights belong to the respective writers who made them.

everything listed will be only hongjoong x reader pairing and it will contain suggestive/smut themes. if it includes another member, I will also indicate it. fics will be categorized into aus so it will be easy to find.

I won't be including mtls, bullet lists, and other members' fics. if you are looking for recs with different members I'm sure other atinys have posted their own lists. These are all personal favorites and I'll only be including tropes/aus that I'm comfortable with (there won't be a/b/o and hybrid recs, sorry).

lastly, please let the writers know if you love their works so we can enjoy more of their content. have fun reading!

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Honey and Blood - nateezfics (wc 8.6k)

In the Night feat. Seonghwa - ja3hwa (wc 2.53k)

People, Running poly - themoonlightfae on ao3 (wc 50k+, multi-chapter)

Sweet Trouble feat. Wooyoung - Atiny_DazzlingLight on ao3 (wc 6.2k)

I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way - severetimetravelnerd (wc 9k+)

Leave Me With Nothing - min-gis (wc 5.7k)

Mine feat. Seonghwa - smileysuh (wc 3.4k)

Naked Truth - essenteez (wc 6.1k)

Late Night Rendezvous PART 1 - sanjoongie (wc 1k)

Nightclub Affair PART 2 - sanjoongie (wc 3k)

Wetting Your Lips - k-hotchoisan

Avaritia - hwaightme (wc 8.3k)

Baby Said feat. Seonghwa - destiny-fics

Taken - hwanchaesong (wc 8k)

Say My Name - twinmoles on ao3 (wc 7.6k)

Incubus! Hongjoong - sanjoongie (wc 2k)

The Library of Illusions - Restricted Section finale of a series - kwanisms (wc 9.6k)

The King chapter from a series- destiny-fics

Jealousy, Jealousy - destiny-fics

The King's Games series - hanatiny

Their Pretty Pet feat. San, Seonghwa- written-in-flowers (wc 7k)

The King of Rot chapter from a series - pearlypearlypearl on ao3 (wc 8k)

includes: Producer! Hongjoong, Idol! Hongjoong

Sharing is Caring feat. Mingi - byuntrash101 (wc 5.2k)

0:126am At His Studio - sanflowerseeds

Audio Angel - marigold-doms

Make You Feel Better - hongthoven (wc 3.2k)

Studio Sessions feat. Jongho - Atiny_DazzlingLight on ao3 (wc 5k)

To Make an Album - bambikisss

Studio Time feat. Mingi - yuta-senpai (wc 1.9k)

includes: Soft Dom! Hongjoong, Service Top! Hongjoong, Needy! Hongjoong

this is NOT Sub! Hongjoong. that's going to be in a different section

Morning Haze - nateezfics (wc 1.4k)

All Mine - hongthoven (wc 2.6k)

Oxygen - whatudowhennooneseesyou (wc 820)

Pretty Pink - nateezfics (wc 2k)

Addicted - justaaveragereader (wc 1.8k)

HJ & Shibari - mia-tiny (wc 729)

Precious - latte-fairytaekwoon (wc 3k)

My Angel - mirror-juliet

Keep Me Close - crimsonbubble

Here Were Fairies fairy!hongoong - pearlypearlypearl on ao3 (wc 10k)

Ugly Dragon dragon!hongjoong- thelargefrye (wc 2k)

Shells mermaid!hongjoong - last-words-ofashootingstar (multi-chapter)

Something Sinister feat. Seonghwa- hansols-yoda-boxers (wc 5.2k)

Day 3: Mirror Sex Grim Reaper!Hongjoong - sanjoongie (wc 1.8k)

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