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the-king-of-lemons · 1 hour
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my favourite bit from this stream has been fit sitting in front of the fireplace and delivering the most tone breaking dramatic villain monologue before going to bed and then going about his happy wholesome farm simulator day unaffected
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the-king-of-lemons · 1 hour
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local fruit man loses it over better fruit man
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its kinda hilarious if this is just qfits weird goddamn dream while hes hallucinating in that cave hole. what do you mean pac didnt show up once but phil was there for a good hour telling him he fucking sucked at farming
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UNPROMPTED
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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
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patronising little fuck
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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like it would suck if he actually died but it would also be really funny if madagio kicked fit down into that cave to "teach him a lesson" and he just hit the bottom and died instantly
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madagascar the white cat that was suspiciously found right outside the farm
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Fit took a bite of his protein bar just as he found the playground, and saw the rock wall. He just started going "MHHMMMM!!!! MMMM!!!" He was so excited but he had his mouth full of protein bar. I'm cackling
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fitmc when rock wall mentioned 🫵
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We've all been wondering how qFit has been doing down in the corpse hole this whole time meanwhile right now he's canonically conked out against a cave wall dreaming about owning a rustic farm, looking after two chickens named after a british breakfast meal, adopting a white cat that's just an off brand version of Madagio, fishing up anchovies and climbing rock walls, and threatening a random dude with violence for being rude, all while Phil's disembodied voice mocks him passive aggressively for not being as good of a farmer as he, Felipe Minecraft, is yet. So yeah I think it's safe to say he has definitely gone insane
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poor bald florida man is distraught that he's too broke to buy lawn flamingos 😔
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the-king-of-lemons · 2 hours
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love when sex workers have to put questions with their nudes to drive engagement. "would you let a goth girl send you cock pics?" would you let the morning sun greet you on a verdant mountaintop?
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the-king-of-lemons · 2 hours
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Common mistake of new tumblr users is that they start off by only following art accounts that only post like monthly, and then they're confused by why their dash is so dead. Girlie you need to get yourself some Post Hunter Gatherers too to get a more varied experience
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Why are you telling people to kill themselves?
Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience
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