Two insufferable idiots visit the library. Transcript below as my handwriting is really teeny tiny in that last panel.
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Medic: So, we rounded the corner and all those idiots were bunched up around the kart. I pop, and Misha here swept his gun around like it was the hand of God. There was blood everywhere! A full team on one kritz! Hahahaha! What a day! You're probably thinking but Mr. Ludwig, wouldn't they all respawn at once? Yes. They did. It was terrible, but-
Librarian (off screen): Sir. Sir please.
Panel 2:
Librarian : Okay, very good sirs. Your library books are still overdue and covered in...blood?
Medic (off screen): And viscera!
Panel 3:
Heavy: Is OK. I will pay.
Panel 4:
Medic: I really thought my enchanting anecdote would get those fines waived for you!
Heavy: Is OK Doktor, story was good. You had to be there though. Thanks for coffee.
Medic: Ja, you're welcome. It was the least I could do after ruining those books.
Heavy: You...you said it was Pyro and Scout...
Medic: I did?
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Do you have any more selkie Jason Todd headcanons? 🙏🏽
Of course! 🦭
Jason’s pelt never loses the baby white of seal pups after his death
Dick spends hours watching YouTube videos with seals and trying to imitate their calls
Alfred sneakily tries to incorporate a good amount of seafood into everyone’s diet. Jason hates to admit that he loves eating sushi
Once during a trip to the coast Jason runs into an exiled Orm. Selkies are sacrosanct to Atlanteans, so when Orm sees Bruce holding Jason’s coat it’s not a good day for anybody. Jason snatches his pelt and leaps straight into the water because he thinks he’s about to be trafficked
Orm and Bruce track Jason down with Arthur’s help after two days of panicked searching. Jason is huddled in the back of a cave and refuses to come out until they get Alfred on the phone
Dick absolutely loses his shit when he finds out nobody bothered to tell him that his baby brother was missing for two days
Jason is inconsolable the entire time he’s with the League (before the pit) until Talia takes him to an oasis by chance and Jason just—- melts into the water, calming down and relaxing for the first time.
When Jason returns to Gotham as the Red Hood he is desperate to find out what happened to his sealskin, terrified that Bruce had it destroyed after his death
Jason steals his skin back (let’s go with “the pelt was in the glass case along with the suit” version) and lords it over the furious bats, gleeful to see them collectively use their shit over his blatant disrespect for it
Tim is angry enough at Hood for disrespecting his Robin like that he doesn’t shy away from confronting him about it during patrol, Jason is both pissed and amused by the audacity
I know I mentioned it in the previous ask already but I feel like it bears repeating: when Hood hints at using Jason’s pelt as a “trophy” or a “rug”, Nightwing goes downright feral in his quest to retrieve his baby brother’s sealskin, and Batman isn’t faring much better
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UGHHRRRR I DONT HAVVE MUCH 💔💔💔 THIS ID ALL I GOT GUYS💔💔💔
HAPPY BIRDTHDAY SPAMTON IM SORRY I LOVE YOH 💔💔💔
Also obligatory spamton doodles because @charrfie said cannon spamton was handsome and I wanted to incorporate some of that into my style! So these r just some messing around doodles (sobs)
IM SORRY THIS IS ALL I HAVE 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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I always keep the Chairman in my thoughts. As his advisor, it's important that I am always considering how best to assist the Chairman at all times.
While this is not a suggestion and does not necessarily suit the purpose of the box, this is a good opportunity to remind all members of the clan that they too should keep the Chairman and his executive decisions in mind.
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Need someone to look at me the way Bob looks at turkey for thanksgiving
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