#someone give me chips

[dykedvonte]

You wanna talk about House and Benny? Let’s talk about House and Benny. Let’s talk about how House says he saw Benny as a son figure ans a rightful successor to the strip. Let’s talk about how Benny was so charmed by House’s offer that he literally killed a man to get the position to agree to it. Let’s talk about how House was intentionally priming Benny and regrets not doing better, not for the wasted time but of Benny’s wasted potential, how it was misplaced. Let’s talk about how Benny didn’t question House’s leadership until the guy started going radio silent. Let’s talk about House and Benny:

#cause realistically Benny had to be of an age house could project a parental view on when they first met and combined with how impulsive and #short sighted Benny is with his planning and way of operating makes me think he’s not as old as people headcanon cause he was the leader #the chairmen for 7 years so you have to subtract that from his current age meaning he was even younger and more impressionable to house cuz #how else would house see him as a good candidate if his backstabbing was already a thing seeing as house was aware of his plan from the #start so since house projects and acts like a man ranged late 40s to 50s I’d say Benny is max 25-27 by game start so they met when he was #still a teen cause a theme in the game surrounding older npcs ins a resistance to change and of course someone still young and okay with #change would take an offer such as Houses eagerly along with the fact Benny seems like okay with sudden change actually considering him #giving you the reigns when he thinks his goose is cooked #but this is all to say there was def an unhealthy projection on house part on the role he wanted Benny to play that was likely controlling #and the sudden silence as he tried to acquire the chip would only make Benny more inclined to rebel especially since he is still young and #impressionable if we take he’s only in his mid 20s #and before someone says he doesn’t look it he acts like that and some characters are supposed to be 26 and 37 and I bet you guessed wrong on #who the first time #fallout #fallout new vegas #mr house fnv #robert edwin house #benny fnv #benny gecko

[beef-unknwn]

BRI'ISH CAT

#monster high #toralei stripe #clawdeen wolf #love g3 toralei being british its so funny to me #i just wish she talked more britishly #i sorta grew up in aussie culture and her lack of british slang is upsetting me :( #at least have her say like. trousers instead of pants or chips instead of fries or call someone luv in a condescending tone #GIVE ME SOMETHING MAN

[ferdihound]

HAPPY 9TH CHIPVERSERY !!!!!

Let us all see in blue today and forever

GUYS I REMADE AN OLD DRAWING FROM 2022

ONly ogs remember /silly

Original old art below

#chipspeech #gay #dandy 704 #redraw #its finally nice to have my passion back #i wanted to enjoy chipspeech for so long #i can finally enjoy it again after i cut someone off #thank you all for giving me a 2nd chance #ANYWAY HAPPY 9TH CHIP ANNEVERSERY #HERES TO A GOOD HAPPY FUTURE FOR THE FANDOM

[jrwiyuri]

Aromantic chip jrwi.. save me aromantic chip jrwi

#been thinking a lot about it #if you give me a chr who is way too into wanting a romantic relationship I will make it flip all the way back to ‘u don’t really desire it #you just desire a close connection with someone and have been made to believe romance is the peak of it.’ #it’s just what happens baby #stop trying to find girlfriends chip ur co-captains literally are willing to go into big scary bad hole that is bad for you

[novelconcepts]

I'm so bewildered by any time loop media where the protagonist doesn't at least try to tell someone what's going on. Literally anyone. Just once. You're gonna live it again, dude! They won't remember! Who cares if they think you're mental, you're just gonna fast-forward to your do-over point anyway!

#sorry i just watched before i fall for obvious reasons #and it's. baffling. in many ways. #jennifer beals trying to convince me she was ever not the most stunning thing in a room? not having it #liv hewson playing easily the most interesting character in the story and it boiling down to 'i like your boots'? um. #this is how i know this movie is agonizingly straight. you give me a lesbian that looks like that with a chip on her shoulder and #the main girl doesn't even send her a ROSE? cannot fathom. i am too gay for this movie #your love interest is a nerd boy! you think he wouldn't be fascinated to hear you've been living the same friday 50 times? #also i did lose it when one bullied girl is like 'why do you hate me?' and the protagonist is like 'i don't!' #meanwhile the bullied lesbian is like 'do you hate me cuz i'm gay?' and the lead's like 'i mean. we all agree we must hate SOMEONE right?' #'anyway cool shoes! let's never discuss this again!' #lightly cackled to myself. right. okay. don't worry sweetie you're gay and angry you'll kill in college #‘I’m in heteronormative HELL’ indeed

[chipistrate]

Yeah, source lied. All Marta said was that Scott said he liked Gregory, not that he was his favorite.

I mean that's something at least..... I'll take what I can get

#Chip Chatter #whatever he's the fav in my heart he's the fav to ME #He's MY fav and that's all that matters (joking I'm distraught but it's whatever it's fine I don't even care I don't even give a shit) #(/silly) #this is like Pax West when someone said that Eclipse was in it but it turned out to be Moon all over again #but worse

[archiesland]

my bf is back to save my other bf and i am simultaneously winning so good and losing so bad

#jrwi posting #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #jrwi chip #niklaus hendrix #someone give me a lobotomy

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

i always find it funny when i see people try to put clear yearly boundaries on generations because like, half the time my brother and i are in different generations despite being two years apart and having very much the same experience generation-wise.

its even funnier when im the gen z and hes the millennial when hes the one who uses tiktok daily and im the one who wouldnt touch that app with a 100ft pole wearing a hazmat suit

#kai rambles #theres been a generation poll on my dash today and the tags from my mutuals seems to agree with this #its so funny when someones like ''no your brother who is two years older than you who you grew up idolising and spent most of your childhoo #following around and having the exact same experience because your family had the mentality of not giving to one without the other? yeah he #in a different generation than you'' #like if my brother is a millenial im a millenial #if im gen z my brothers gen z #why did i have a bmx? because my brother did #why did i have a football phase? because my brother did #why did i get my first phone? because my brother got his and my mom didnt want to give to one but not the other #why did i spend countless evenings playing gutterball? because my brother did #why did my brother get a trampoline for his birthday? because my family decided to chip in to get him and me a trampoline #why did i get a nintendo wii for my birthday? because my family chipped in to get me and my brother a nintendo wii? #why did my brother get a nintendo ds? because i got one #i got mine before his so i had the OG and he got the lite #and then i got a nintendo dsi i think? for christmas

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

alright, sad thoughts time :')))

do yall think Kix ever blames himself for Fives' death?

Think abt it. In the Chips Arc, Fives comes to find Kix and he's so genuinely concerned for his brother. I mean srsly, Kix always wear his heart on his sleeve, but the obvious care and concern in his voice you GAAAAH I LOVE HIM, SIR.

Anyway, Fives asks Kix to bring Anakin and Rex to a warehouse so they can talk which is where he ends up dying.

Do you think Kix sometimes questions if he made the right call? If he, as a medic, shouldn't have assessed Fives' mental state better and found a safer solution than luring two commanding officers out to a warehouse? If he shouldn't have come with his brother? If he shouldn't have talked him out of it? Or talked things through with him more? Do you think he blames himself for Fives' death?

#DON'T YELL AT ME I TOLD U IT WAS GONNA BE SAD #I mean HEARTBREAKING BUT YA #my lovely boys #someone give em a squishy hug pls #clone trooper kix #arc trooper fives #chips arc #star wars #the clone wars #clone wars #clones #swtcw #sw #tcw #anyway

[oogaboogaghosttt]

[ID: A digital painting of Mikey from 2012 tmnt lying on his bed in his messy bedroom. He is lying on his stomach propped up on his elbows with his feet kicked up behind him. He’s reading a comic with headphones on. His room is dimly lit by a string of rainbow christmas lights, washing the room in a pink light. There is garbage, dirty clothes, comics, and toys littered around in the floor. There are posters and shelves with action figures on them hung on the wall, along with his nun-chucks and bandana. END ID]

posting this 1 by itself bc ya.... this was perspective practice so my focus wasnt rlly the lighting which is why its a little wonkay BUT it was fun to do so its ok 👍

#did NOT feel like looking up a ref for his room while i did this so i literally just made everything up #i rememered the shelves but i didnt remembered what any of the action figures looked like so i put bullshit up there #the poster on the right is the i am become christmas album by lemon demon... that album is just so mikey to me so i put it in there #dill pickle flavored chips on the floor bc those r the best #oh yeh and he seems like the type of guy to not have a bedframe so i didnnt give him one #dtawing #tmnt #OH i actually recorded a speedpaint of this drawing but idk if anyone wants to see it? #if someone does then i might upload it to youtube and link it here or something idk

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

Give Brokie a redemption arc pls continue

give me 50 dollars

#i dont write fanfic man idk what you want from me #i mean. i totally COULD write a fanfic based on the brokenstar post dgmw that is something im absolutely capable of #but like i have finals coming soon and a video game to work on And a big art piece to chip away at so. give me 50 dollars #however if someone ELSE wants to write the brokentail jaypaw worsties fic i will absolutely hype man the shit out of it for you

[cowboy-robooty]

Love your HCs <3!!! And your art!!!!!!!! Le Question: is Romano 99.99999% straight like Veneziano? What's his sexuality journey like? If you don't mind sharing your thoughts. Is it as weird as Veneziano's pre school BF then pussy for a millennium. Thank youu

FIRST) THANK YOUU MANAJW i always feel surprised when i remember it isnt just me and my 3 friends on da world wide web that like my stuff <:') ARIGATO! FROM ME! *points at me* TO YOU! *points at you*

Anyways now SECOND) i think romano knows he likes girls and actually is nice to them and tries to rizz them its just hes cringe fail so i actually think hes a total virgin whos never dated anyone ever bc hes so aids. i think he doesnt really see guys as an option not because of sexuality but more because hes too busy trying to catch a girl he aint even got TIME to think about other fish types we go one type at a time. like when he goes i would never date anyone in the g8 its not because theyre boys its because "theyre stupid and annoying and ugly and should kill themselves and one of them is my fucking brother" romano is a boy kisser its just that never gets addressed because he hates all the men around him too much. i also think he kinda likes the idea of a girl more than actually dating a girl because 1) he doesnt take into account that girls actually can fart (60% why he thinks theyre so angelic and wunderbar) and 2) he desperately wants to be popular asf like italy so hes like ITALY BANGS CHICKS EVERYDAY SO OBVIOUSLY THERES GOTTA BE SOME SECRET SAUCE IN THERE. but i think he never in his life ends up dating a girl because they all reject his ass bc he fumbles so hard and then prussia activates his yandere gene and he gets loyal asf (but still demented and terrible. basically nothing changes other than him no longer hitting on girls) so woooooo I THINK THE LABLE HE USES IS "normal" (he is anything except normal)

*read tags if u wanna see why i changed my mind. actually romano uses da lable

**drumrolllllll**

BISEXUAL! **judge gavel slams down**

SENTENCE: 10 THOUSAND HOT POCKETS!

#me thinks hes too preoccupied scheming and getting restraining orders put against him to really think about a lable #see hetalia characters all have aids like me so i think a handful of them dont really use lables #or if they do then they dont really follow them its more like they use it cuz they need something to say when someone asks them for it #i think theyre smart enough to use lables only as theyre meant to be used. as something that acts as a positive for them #either in makes them feel secure or gives them an answer to tell people when they ask #cuz like for example germany is the Only Boy italy likes and italys like well ill use bisexual cuz why not lol #but i think some other characters could have that same situation and stick with the lable straight #cuz its like saying wether or not you like chips #if you only like one specific flavor and brand and hate everything else then its arguable if you can say you '*like* chips or not #i dont think the way people feel love and attraction is something that can be fit into neat little lables because its always different #so i say lables shouldnt be treated as an end all be all when choosing one. its just whatever you like #after all. having a lable doesnt make you any better or worse than someone with another lable #sorry for the long tangent but yeah thats my explanation for why i dont think romano has a #solid lable #THIS ISNT ME SAYING I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD STAY IN THE CLOSET AND REPRESSED AND SHIT #its me saying that people should just be themselves and sometimes a lable just isnt apart of that and it shouldnt be required #also i take it all back actually romano identifies as bisexual so he can call germany the f slur #ask #SWAG

[achilleslyre]

y’all gotta stop putting geto in my feed i’m sooso srs he’s tempting meeeeee

#i’ve been able to resist him thus far #he’s always garnered an interest in me but like #he’s getting a looooot of attention rn with this new season… gah #it’s chipping away at my will #snif sniff can someone give me a list of every single episode that he’s in #IM JK LOL #idk i’m just weak for tired ass men with long hair and brown eyes y’all know this #jitter bugs u

[the-trans-dragon]

Me using humor to disguise the fact that I am telling them how to do it correctly because customers can get so defensive if I point out they don’t know how to use their card’s new tap feature, and I kinda have to say something because they will get frustrated and start jousting at the reader with their card, and we just got new card-readers that actually work and I am not about to let someone break my brand-new easy-to-use card-reader just because they don’t want to admit that they have no idea how it works and need to be helped at least once to figure it out: “It’s more of a sit that a tap, haha.”

#my autism gets overly attached to tools. especially ones that are overlooked or damaged or need maitenece. #I maybe accidentally named one of our broken shopping carts Hamburger (cos hes smashed but he’s still okay-ish) and it’s #still referred to as Hamburger and when it goes missing people say ‘who fucking took hamburger again.’ #one time I found hamburger way in the very back of the warehouse (not with the Too Broken To Use carts; it was just left in the back with #some stuff in it someone forgot to put up) so on my lunch break I went and put up the stuff and then wheeled ol Hamburger all the #way to the back room where I kept it. I did use it! there’s always one or two shopping carts back there for moving product around. I just #had a peculiar one that I befriended and perhaps there was a time when my mental capacity to not quit was indeed held together only by Hamb #Hamburger’s rusty and squashed frame. #ANYWAYS. I love my card readers 🥺 I love the broken ones and the new ones. #the new ones have a very fatal flaw: older cards are a little thicker so they need a tiiiiny extra nudge to fully insert. and oh my god. #I have to walk on eggshells to explain that. because if i don’t explain they will decide to shove the card like they think it’s a carnival #game of ‘how hard can you push this? are you strong enough to win the stuffed cat for your girlfriend?’ #so far it works if I just…very…slowly…hover my hand over to their card…and very lightly nudge it. and then I make SURE to say. #‘I appreciate you being gentle with it #it’s new and actually works really well compared to our old ones and I don’t want someone to break it pushing too hard; so thank you.’ #and I’m so sympathetic to the card reader 😭 like DAMN. I couldn’t read your card either if you slapped it against my eyeball for half a sec #like it needs a moment to scan. like an eyeball. just set it in range and it will beep when it’s finished. it’ll take a full second or maybe #even two or three. but it’s going to take even longer if you start whacking your card on it and then give up and put the chip in and then it #has to show the errror message and then reset and then try to scan the chip and hopefully you found some patience for that otherwise you #took your card out already and are now staring at me like I’m an irresponsible Card Reader Handlef #for not properly training my equipment to work. #sorrrrrry for rambling!!! #sorenhoots #wait this is my post. not sorries.

[adamparrishdyke]

Oh 😔

learning alot about myself rn

#thats crazy fr #im not Allergic allergic to nuts #just when i was working in a kitchen i was making chocolate chip walnut cookie dough like a 200 batch #12 pounds of walnuts or something crazy #and my hands got itchy and burny and numb after handling so many while mixing the dough #and i had to go chill in the back and have someone else finish the prep #other than that my ass is normal #except coconut oil giving me a rash one time when i was 12 <- have not used it since #but coconut taste is really not good to me not in a picky way in a My body Cant do this rn way #thats fucking crazy #.r #ask #inesathammar

[revvywevvy]

:(

#cell screams #//TMI rant incoming dont read if u dont wanna read abt the woes of having a god forsaken uterus #//but ouuuugh the fucking cramps it huuuurts whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #//stupid fuckin period and its stupid fuckin cramps #//and those stupid bleeding nullifying meds I have to take giving me said stupid cramps #//i feel like someone just took a sledgehammer to my abdomen this shit is awful #//literally just trying to grind out the hr loot drops and im having to afk mid fight bc I keep either vomitting or keeling over #//and the pain meds arENT DOING SHIT WHATS THE POINT OF ADVERTISING URSELF AS A CRAMP ALLEVIATOR IF U DONT WORK #//sighing heavily and wishing chip and misty were real. I need to just be wrapped in a blanket and held this shit hurts so bad #//bc u know with the inner mechanisms doin their thing those two would be warm #//oh to be wrapped in a blankie and held in the strong arms of a warm pretty 9 foot tall gentle giant robot #//or a warm pretty 6 foot tall robot whose also very gentle and very gender and. okay im getting side tracked #//can they just both somehow hold me at the exact same time thanks. #//curls up into a ball. dies.