#some of these customers man...

[romeoandromeo]

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#some of these customers man... #this woman came in with a much older woman (assuming the old lady was the mom) #and like the woman was super cool but the old lady jesus #started instantly complaining about these stupid fake plants we have by the door #saying she could've tripped over them how if she did there would be a lawsuit #like... i didn't put those there #that's where the owner wanted them #and i pretty much essentially told her well i dont really have say over where things go and whatever #and she just kept going on and on about a lawsuit and all that #and like... she said if it was a wet floor there would be a sign blah blah blah #but like... these fake plants are wet florr sign height so by her logic she should have seen them :// #they're literally really obvious and I've never had a single other person complain about them #nobody has ever tripped over them #they arent really in the way theyre literally just on either side of the rug thats at the door #like you'd REALLY have to be going out of your way not to see them #like coming in literally staring at the ceiling as you walk in #idk its just annoying this is the second time shes been in the store and both times now shes complained to me about it 🙄 #and i dont want to talk about moving them to the owner bc im a little afraid of him lol #eh i mentioned it to my manager over text so maybe or maybe not something will get done about it ig

[carrotkicks]

what to do

#dazai does seem lonely esp considering the man who he plotted a murder with got a new protege. maybe he's a little envious #chuuya might not agree with dazai's sentiments abt mori. he envies dazai for having such a chill job compared to him #also dazai! you shouldn't smoke it doesn't make you cool #doodles #dazai's donut shop #chuuya #dazai #mori #elise #bonus ranpo and yosano sneak peek. the ada will be some good customers

[originalaccountname]

I am a simple fanfic reader. I see any variation of "Creepy Mori Ougai", "Mori Ougai is his own warning", or "Bad Person Mori Ougai", and I just scroll past

#i am having a bad time looking for skk angst can you tell #free my man he did none of that #he did a bunch of other things though #keep tagging it because i will still leave anyway at the first hint of that you will not gain a reader #this is valid for any tag that targets mori's ~evilness~ or the author stressing their dislike of him in particular #yes i am trying to filter all of those out and yet tonight i've encountered 5 fics in a row that had custom ''fuck mori'' tags #I JUST WANT SOME SKK HURT/COMFORT PLEASE 😭 #apparently i talk sometimes

[shokupanda]

🐯 messed around w a new art program. experimental feng yaolin be upon ye

#feng yaolin #tsr vn #the smoke room #echo project #furry #anthro #sho.scribbles #my art #i think i went overboard w tge dark colors #also i keep getting confused w the shortcuts since my csp ones are customized unorthodoxly to hell and back #the program is rebelle btw #tried the watercolors a bit and that part is still beyond my comprehension. maybe some day #anywho! i love mr tiger man 🐯🐅

[heretodefyfate]

some pkmn rejuv doodles of the day

#pkmn rejuvenation #pokemon rejuvenation #pkmn rejuv #KArts #Chandelure and Dusclop actually belongs to Mr.Luck #there was suppose to be extra scenes of Luck dragging Alain away from his pokemons #''now now. pls don't scare away my customer'' #but seriously tho. i do wonder if some pokemons who can see souls/read minds would find MC weird #Kieran occasionally bonding with Alolan Raichu is one of my headcanons #the Axel giving middle fingers to Souta after gym battle sum up my first reaction #angry at the old man for that fucked up battle #and then baffled at him just flew away without saying anything to Erin

[rascal-shark]

fucking saw a car with the license plate "LAPIDOT" at the kroger near me today in this the year of 2024. little lapis bumper sticker in the back windshield. i will never recover and will be thinking about this forever thanks.

#LIKE ARE YOU OKAY? #AM I OKAY??? #I WAS THERE FOR 2015 LAPIDOT MAN I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT. MAN THERES SOME TYPE OF BOND BETWEEN YOU #AND THE STRANGER WITH THE CUSTOM LICENSE PLATE OF YOUR VERY FIRST OTP #steven universe #lapidot #su #lapis lazuli #peridot #didnt think id be typing out lapidot in this the year of 2024 #christ the muscle memory typing out ur old otp ship name uh its fucking ingrained all these years later huh #my post

[wanders-in-stars]

Going through a dwemer ruin and fell off a platform and died, but before the game reloaded I heard Gore say,

"Oh, you moron. Get up! Hey, get up – oh, gods."

I – help?? The sudden change in his tone when he realised what had happened?? My heart???

#he's very quickly climbing my “favourite custom voiced followers” list #he just feels so.... alive if that makes sense #constantly commenting on the world but in relevant ways and not just the same 5-6 generic lines being recycled over and over again #the absolute shock i felt when stopping to watch some imperials fighting stormcloaks and he STARTED COMMENTING ON THE FIGHT AS WE WATCHED?? #i am SO HYPED for version 1.5 cause apparently it adds even MORE of that.... “alive-ness” #im terrible with the words but like the EFFORT and DEPTH put into this man is incredible and im desperate to uncover as much as i can #i feel like NOT doing so would be like.... a waste and an insult to all the people who worked so hard on him #skyrim #skyrim gore #yaz yaks

[heyitsrink]

Fool's Fate but make it Death Metal

Inspired by yet another unhinged RotE discord convo from a while back.

#fool's fate goes hard #fitz would have been a metal head for sure #realm of the elderlings #rote #fool's fate #the tawny man trilogy #death metal typography #what is this even #fanart? kind of? #fan typography?? #custom typography #fun fact I work professionally as a graphic designer and this is a good representation of the kind of work I typically do #most of my clients tend to want a more grunge/zine style aesthetic and I'm 100% here for it #but it's a lot different from my very cute and wholesome comic style #some rink lore for ya I guess lolol

[sweetest-honeybee]

Some people do kinda suck but I find a lot of joy in giving people really specifics compliments at my job and it makes their whole day sometimes c: 💛

#I had a very enthusiastic conversation about a lady’s hair and the way it was cut #she cut it herself! #I often like to tell some women that their purse is very nice and they’re usually very proud of their purses I’ve found #I will tell some people sometimes that the color of their shirt is so fitting for their skin tone and was a great choice that day #I expressed once to a customer that I loved the prints of his shirts and he came by one day in this one particular shirt #hoping I’d be there apparently because he wanted me to see the shirt because I love his style! #it’s so nice #I had a lady blushing once from head to toe because I said she looks like the perfect example of a woman #that face every artist draws for that reference #she was so beautiful #haha I like compliments on men’s facial hair too! #they’re proud of their facial hair a lot of the time #even soemthing as simple as they look amazing for their age which I’ve said many many times #like I said some people suck and I have yet to truly meet the bad eggs but man I just really like seeing them light up #when you compliment the littlest things they put hardly any effort into and think maybe nobody will even notice #I like pointing out those things

[girlwiththegreenhat]

last post reminded me, my brother has me play roblox with him occasionally and last time we played there was a guy that had a horrifically realistic character model of the thumb guys from spykids. he was playing with a controller so he could swagger through the map like a bamf. it was completely intimidating the sheer power this man exuded

and he was buff thumbs

#liz blogs #roblox #spy kids #atlas #'swagger through the map like a bamf' is not in the bible #we just kinda followed him around the whole time #what a. strange and terrifying man #i didnt even know roblox had vr chat levels of character customization but it does #at some point i saw pomni. like straight up it was a really good pomni model #mostly we just play a few games Together but every now and then we go into a public lobby and boy. you see some things #sometimes its thotty e girl incarnate and sometimes its Thumbs

[biohazard-inevitable]

Hair

They say that hair holds stories, that the style is what makes a man.

They say long locks make you a pansy and a real man should have it short lest they be mistaken for a girl.

Where I grew up, every man buzzed their hair down.

It was a shame for it to be long and shaggy, and mothers would fuss over you, insisting upon a haircut.

For girls, it was fine.

They could have hair as long as they wanted or as short as they needed, so long as it wasnt buzzed as short as a man’s.

Being anything else just wasn’t a thing round these parts where churches chimed every sunday, pastors clammoring around resturants and filling their quotas in a single lunch.

So I buzzed mine.

I tried as hard as I could to seem as manly as possible

To appear as bull of a brute as any cowboy should.

I wore all the boy things and had all the short boy hair.

My scalp was sensitive anyways, so I thought it didn’t bother me.

It was better shorter.

Wasnt it?

I still gazed and clammored about the anime boys I saw on screen or in Otome games though.

I gushed about how pretty they were with hair down their backs like a silken curtain, or whipping wild through the air like the mane of a lion.

Legolas was never deemed as not manly enough

Beither was Zen or inuyasha or the undertaker.

A crush, I supposed.

Because of course thats all it was.

I was a gay little boy with gay little crushes and my type was men with long, Beautiful hair.

Right?

My hair was a dull, discolored brown from the shimmering blonde it used to be, the blonde I remember from kindergarten.

I tried to return to that blonde with bleach.

My school didnt allow unnatural colors, so anything was better than that matted, oily brown.

Shaved short and as platinum as a ken doll, I should have been as man as ever.

4 years, I stayed like that, and while the short hair was easy to take care of, I felt as hideous as a pile of sludge.

It didnt matter if I was loved for my looks, I supposed.

Wouldn’t that be too vain of me?

Boys weren’t supposed to care about what they looked like, they werent supposed to coo and admire Beautiful hair or seethe in jealousy that their sister looked so much better and has such long, goregous hair.

It wasn’t until after high school that I began to explore.

Covid let me grow my hair out more, though I still trimmed the sides.

I let my bangs grow long and shaggy over my face, like a veil to hide me from the world.

Eventually I dyed it again, this time going with that green I had always wanted to try, the one I had seen on my favorite youtuber growing up, fluffy and emerald.

Still, for years more, I kept it short. Only allowing that fringe to hover over me as some sort of style.

Recently though, I’ve realized I want that hair that those anime men had.

I want that soft curtain rolling down my back like waves of an ebony river, flecks of mossy green dotting it like a miasma of toxin flowing through the oily black stream.

I want the hair like the ring girl

The people around me are foolish and prudent to think the length of ones hair makes you more or less of a man.

I know that now, and I’m glad I do.

I want to stop pretending not to like things

#long post #personal #idk what else to tag #hair #trans #transgender #just thinkin about How different i treat my hair these days #its more beautiful than its ever been and keeps being beautiful #i’ve been dying it for 8 years now #and i wouldnt change a thing #except maybe the length #ive always loved long hair #i just mever felt like i was allowed to have it as a man #because i was worried it would make me less masculine #and to some people it does #i get called ma’am a lot #even with my chin scruff #i have a high voice when i speak to customers #but none of that matters #this area wont recognize me no matter what i do #so im just gonna do things i like #and hope that those i love will respect me and how i wish to be called #which i know they will

[werewolfbarista]

need 2 get a pronoun pin that says . u CANNOT misgender me. w a gun on it

#musings #pretty sure some of my customers try to call me masculine stuff to be transphobic now that i think about it but im just like. oh yay:) #trans women get behind me. ill take all the misgendering for u. #every minute a transphobe calls me a man is a minute they aren't fucking w transfems.......................

[freaky-flawless]

The Basic G3 dolls are now down to $15.99 on Amazon (US)

#monster high #monster high g3 #i really thought the lowest they'd go down to was $16.99 im shook... #they were $16.14 for a while they really do keep going down #although im pretty sure i saw a post that said the basic dolls were gonna be redone or something next year? #curious to see what that might look like if true #man...i kinda wanna try customizing clawdeen's doll #i have msc and micro paint brushes in my cart... #all i would need is some hair from etsy... #text post

[wizardo-yo]

What I imagine a more realistically-sized school dorm room would look like based off of my own university dorm room experience. If you were given this room when you first moved into Ravenwood, how would you customize it?

#wizard101 #w101 #wizzy fandom #blender3d #art #you guys seemed to really like my wiztober renders #so have this model i made a couple of months back for practice #probably could spruce up the lighting a bit #but i think the early morning vibes are still conveyed well enough #also i do hope some people reply with some customizations #bc i've been thinking of making alternatively decorated versions of this model for like #students of different schools or something #or based on what my own wiz ocs dorm rooms would look like #or even doing commissions for other peoples' oc ideas #but man coming up with decorations from scratch is hard lol #interior design oriented people are bestowed my respect and fear #also i say this is based off of my own dorm room experience but this is still WAY bigger than any room i ever had lmao

[ntls-24722]

fritz finally gets to try his jacket on :>

Originally, curly antennae meant that Comet was flustered, but i... always draw curly antennae, out of habit. So instead they coil up!

also fritz would try to eat comet's face at least once now that his jaws have been given the size and flexibility to open that wide.

Random thing I keep forgetting about Fritz? His eyes are just little rectangles underneath the glasses that i constantly forget to make explicit that they're glasses.

Despite being in someone else's body, they're reminiscent of the eyes he used to have before the unsuccessful attempt at bringing back Yasmin (context in pics)

Despite having Lucas' soul, he has no memories of being Lucas, nor any memories before he was "resurrected."

But because of his new memories and new life, he acts nothing like Lucas. He's someone else now.

(quite a literal approach to the trans experience of "being in the wrong body," huh.)

(unrelated but also, he DIY'd his top surgery and made a homemade, custom guillotine to chop those melons right off. He almost died.)

Bonus: very shitty and indecipherable sketches of Comet's "new" vocal organs, a weird bundle of flesh pipes. I've put a lot of thought into how he'd sound, not much thought into how he'd make that sound. Even though once I made this post I realized a 4-sectioned syrinx does accomplish the deed of singing 4 notes at once just fine, So I accomplished.... like... nothing, doing this.

Though, I really need to figure out an organ for Bass. I always imagined he'd have a Whole Different Thing for that, but I never drew it. That and percussion, though I imagined his molars might be made a certain way so it'd make a noise when he snapped his jaws at something but. I'm not sure how. I know he has a speaker built in but he's a MUSIC man. I feel like it would be cool if he was able to make music off of pure Body Weirdness

fritz dance

#also he has a socket in his back that makes electricity for his custom speaker to read #even without the speaker it can make some interesting noise #Like a tesla coil #ntls-24722 #djmm #not even putting Dj Music Man #its all fritz and comet. #mostly fritz. #but. he's been “music manned” and there was a djmm in some capacity #so #(almost) daily music man #Comet #Fritz

[olivewormz]

ELLO!!!! GUESS WHO REDID HIS METAL SLUG DESIGNS!!!! i guess you could call it that uuhm

but YEA!! i've been thinking a lot about metal slug lately and i just... couldnt resist redrawing my versions, hopefully i do more in the future for more characters n all, i really want to post more metal slug stuff, i love LOVE these silly guys

im not writing anything at the moment cause i really didnt change my headcanons and im kind of tired to write proper paragraphs (i should stop staying up until 3 am to finish drawings? maybe).

#here comes the ramble...... #its funny how with the og pic i was talking about how tactics was delayed for 2023 n i was sad #and here we are in 2024 and still no tactics lmao #ill still wait im hopeful that game is good #ANYWAY this is the first time im happy drawing their vests #and its because i used the tunshi figures as reference #man i really want those figures #but its so hard to get them when ur argentinian LMAO #thinking about opening cmms justs to get them........ #WEELLLL #funfact! in 2023 i did some custom metal slug pins for an assingment #i never finished fio sadly #i also got this cool ms picture with lights n all #its not important i justwanted to share #i just go crazy with anything metal slug related #oh also i was at a convention n i asked this really cool artist if he could draw eri and we talked about the games for a lil while #i may have used all my savings on that one artist that day #he was really nice :-)) #now i got a tarma and an eri from him #can you tell im tired by how much im rambling? #i just love this tagging system where i cant just go crazy n then regret it the day after #i should stop lmao im sorry #metal slug #eri kasamoto #fio germi #marco rossi #tarma roving #digital art #fanart #myart