#so instead you get a shitpost

[ohposhers]

Viva finding those stupid finger puppets in the golf course's prize display case and wreaking utter havoc on Clay's daily life

#she is ungodly squished inside of the toy but its worth it for the bit #making shitposts instead of doing my work #ive been drawing these two so much lately but none of you get to know why #trolls #trolls band together #viva trolls #clay trolls #my art

[paperclipninja]

Aziraphale

Azirasnail

Azirakale

Azirawhale

Bonus:

Azirapale

#I'm so sorry i dont know what this is but I couldn't stop #aziraphale #good omens #good omens edit #i clearly need some sleep but instead you get a product of my delirium #good omens shitpost

[teethemporium]

happy valentines!! watch out

#ultrakill #idk i had a real gabe thing planned for valentines #and then i didnt finish it #so you get a shitpost instead #ok thanks #gabriel ultrakill

[sparring-spirals]

I've had a drink. i think there's something uniquely devastating about so many of the conversations opal had with the other crownkeepers being moments of bittersweet comfort rather than just pure kindness or friendship. It would have been one thing (still devastating) if the conversations were about like. fluffy bonding or unfiltered affection or moments of joy. But so many of them were. tired. understanding. Someone is wiping away tears. tired smiles. battle bruised. Do you ever feel like you're not real? Sometimes we glorify people and its fine if we never see them again. but then you meet them again. I'm scared. I'm worried. I'm terrified.Opal is wearing a spiky crown and dripping ichor and this is not a group of friends averting their gaze from it. All these quiet moments and tired understanding. This is a group of people that love each other, that really genuinely like each other, and are worried about each other. That want so badly to help.

They're standing there and their friend is hurting them and maybe the worst part is not that. Its the memory of that same friend, tired, in tears, in the dead of night, after a battle. Scared. So worried about that same thing. Your friend is hurting you and all you can think about is that you know, how scared they were of that exact thing.

How scared they must still be.

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e92 #the crownkeepers #opal #spar speaks #character meta #HELLO. i was going to write a shitpost but im so out of the loop you get this instead

[sieglinde-freud]

i love the awakening trio in nohr and how they all got character development in three entirely different directions like laslows in every support trauma dumping, being a walking awakening reference, constantly spouting shit like “is my life even real. do my friends even miss me. would my mom still love me if i were a worm” while selena is in the next room over challenging anybody and everybody to fight her like this girl trying to start something with a serial killer, a fucking werewolf, a WHOLE ASS PRINCE like she grabbed her mommy issues by the neck and decided this was the best opportunity to finally take out her rage. and then u got odin, slutting it the FUCK up, absolutely slaying, slowly blurring the line between owain and his dnd persona like i think i can count on my hand how many times he broke character, its so ingrained in him he genetically passes it down to his daughter. my mans has MASTERED his coping mechanism (and also somehow seems the most emotionally stable of the three? is that just me) like he saw a chance for a new start and immediately turned to page 347 of the manual of justice, picked his favorite oc, and said “me now” and put on the most whoreish outfit anankos had

i stg they went from

to

this is the only way i can possibly describe it

#like inigo went from ‘I WANT TO BE MAN-HANDLED’ to ‘would you call me a monster too?’ BRO WHAT #stop tryna get bitches and get some help instead #anyways i love all three of them so much this isnt slander its a celebration #fire emblem #fe inigo #fe laslow #fe severa #fe selena #fe owain #fe odin #fe13 #fe14 #fe shitpost

[dol-dee]

🥇Winners of "Worst Couple in Town" competition<33🥇 Foxglove (pc) belongs to @getinthefuckingcarkitten

#dol avery #degrees of lewdity #dol fanart #dolgl #dol pc #avery the businessperson #avery the businessbutch #doldykes #foxglove the vixen #dol shitpost #I was at work doing clean up when this came to me dfsd I couldn't get it out of my head #Hi Car I'm so sorry that instead of a cute little foxvery moment you get another shitpost #I had to laugh the whole time I was drawing this #I remembered the butterflyclip you use ingame and i think the bow looks way better this way < certified genius moment/j #also excuse the rough af rendering goin on #i gotta make a chibi for foxy at some point shes so cute I want to aggressively squish and bounce her like a stressball #< huh is that how avery feels? #fuck aveys hand might be a tad too big.. everyone ignore that

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I think that the mount of times I heard the word "testicle" while trying to get the timing of the last three pictures correctly done some temporary damage to my brain

#sonic prime #prime bros #some days I trully wish I had the creative capacity to make something more serious and story driven for the bros #cuz theres a lot of things in my brain about them #drawing is Hard #and so is writing #all of it too at a risk of me loosing interest in it right after the first draft #so you get shitty memes instead <3 #sails tails #sails tye fox #miles nine prower #nine the fox #sonic shitpost

[brbuttons]

Chat requested Lumiworth during the birthday stream, and I felt like a proud father.

Snippet of the full poster.

#they have good taste #unfortunately for the world it was during a shitpost stream so you get this instead #the link is timestamped to Atticus going off about how they're gay #cogsworth #Lumiere #beauty and the beast #batb 1991 #lumiworth #illustration

[strawberry-cowmilk]

I shouldn't be allowed to own these plushies

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #asmodeus obey me #obey me shitpost #I have a stats exam tomorrow can you tell I'm going crazy #sadly they didn't fit on the tall white fluffy boots they kept falling down so they sit on the pink ribbon ones instead #don't mind the lid I wore these outside multiple times and I didn't want my floor getting dirty #also yes that is the very asmo doll my neighborhood cat is obsessed with

[blaithnne]

Being in the Hilda fandom is so funny cause it’s like omg this post did so well it spread throughout the whole fandom and it has 34 likes

#SO HARD to gauge whether or not you’re fandom famous here #saying you run a semi popular Hilda blog is like saying most of the local gas’s station employees like you #I have no idea if my content is popular #and I have no idea if my mutuals content is popular #I just know that I think my moots are the coolest people ever and I want their autographs #also rlly funny when we get excited cause the fandoms had a boost in popularity #and that just means. we’re getting 60 notes instead of 3 #and 90% if those notes are people going wait hilda is getting a season 3 #and baby that’s big news #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #textpost #Sadie shitposting #Sadie thinkin

[thebreakfastgenie]

I have a theory that a large factor in Alan Alda's mass appeal in the 70s was that Hawkeye Pierce is kind of a rake but Alan Alda was spending most of his offscreen hours trying to get the ERA ratified. His entire public presence was the personification of a man who respects women in real life but willingly performs the sexual fantasy of being seduced by a man of ill repute.

#aren't we all glad i didn't go into a field where i could write this stuff in academic papers so you guys get it in shitposts instead?

[dragonanon]

Low key wanna make a Hazbin Hotel OC that’s just a little indestructible gremlin cat of a demon that is LITERALLY incapable of dying, so she just goes around trolling overlords because what are they gonna do?? Kill her?? Yeah you can try buddy, but she’ll just shake it off and go RIGHT back to doing fortnite dances and making bad puns.

#because she’s basically immortal overlords have been trying to make deals with her for AGES #but she enjoys being a little shit so much that offers to buy her soul are met with ‘lol no’ #if you want her to go bother someone in particular tho she’ll do it for the price of food #she’s like a mercenary #except instead of being paid money to kill people she gets paid goldfish crackers to follow someone while playing a tuba #tbh she COULD be an overlord if she really wanted to #but it sounds like too much work being in charge of so many souls #vox be look at her like: ‘so lemme get this straight…You’re LITERALLY unkillable yet you’d rather be a nuisance than become an overlord??’ #and she’s like: ‘yes exactly! why would i want responsibility when i can go piss people off without repercussions?’ #and follows it up with she’ll go bother anyone of his choosing if he gives her food #vox pays her a dump truck size load of cheetos to go annoy alastor lmfaoooo #shitpost #hazbin hotel

[hillerskaroyals]

T-2 days

#if you saw my last post /this/ is what i was trying to save #is it good? no. is it posted? hell yeah brother #i truly cannot believe s2 is almost here #ngl this took both more and less time than i expected #although i was supposed to be doing research instead of spending 20min trying to get pics from the new interview for this #edvin my boy i need you to turn your head sideways more often bc the pickings were truly slim #also malte i love you but PLEASE put your hands down when you turn to the side once again the pickings were slim #also everyone looks so fucking good in this video word #young royals #young royals shitpost #omar rudberg #edvin ryding #malte gårdinger #nikita uggla #frida argento #mine

[smug-puppy]

As much as I love Joshua Kiryu I'd also pay good money to see him get slapped across the face

#because he's a bitch and he deserves it #or should he get punched instead who knows #the world ends with you #twewy #joshua kiryu #I've not posted anything in a couple days so here's this #shitpost kinda?

[dreamsy990]

good thing sora doesnt ask questions

#kingdom hearts #kh3 #i cant believe nomura killed them #fun fact i dont know what nomura looks like and was too lazy to look it up for a shitpost #doodles #shitpost #sora #not tagging the winnie the pooh characters #good the winnie the pooh kh worlds are always so good but 3 is like. mmm #but still 'im trying to think of a way where you dont have to leave me' was so good actually #<- thats probably not the quote but u get the idea #i have no comments about it in 1 #in 2 it was so good #with 3 idk if this is intentional or not but it feels like its a bit about sora like. growing out of it #like hes older now theres so much serious stuff going on #now it feels like a waste of time instead of time spent with friends #yknow yknow? #like. it feels like growing up and realizing you dont care about the stuff you used to anymore if that makes sense #i hope if its in kh4 they have a plot continuing w something like this #was talking to my sister about it and i said something like. i hope kh4 is about reconnecting to things you used to like #like rediscovering the joy in things you decided were childish #idk this is a silly little shitpost about how nomura took a bunch of the cast out back with a shotgun #but also this is like. the one opportunity im gonna get to talk about this world so!! yeah

[fuckmeyer]

hot tip: EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes content available to those who livechat my fic to me

#you will learn more about me than you ever wanted to know #(apart from my crippling insecurities and traumas which are WHOLLY evident in text) #DID YOU KNOW?: just like Bella i also shot a man with a bow and arrow 🥰 except i'm currently serving 5 years no parole #jk jk #sadly the Buffalo Wild Wings date was very real #we met on Tinder. (you already know where this is going) #he drove AN HOUR AND A HALF to meet me for the first time #i specifically sent the text 'you really shouldn't drive all that way.' to no avail #i refuse several offers to get picked up for the date. a bitch don't compromise on safety #we get there. we talk about the weather. and the drive. and how much we like Buffalo Wild Wings #he talks about how humanities degrees are worthless. (i was attending a liberal arts school. for an English degree.) #rounded the night off by discussing his favorite social media: 4chan. #he proceeds to explain IN DEPTH his favorite memes and shitposts. this man is verbally illustrating greentexts #oh and BY THE WAY he's christian and looking for a tradwife #the date lasted 45 minutes. i have never hawked down 15 mango habenaro wings so fast. #at the end of the date he went for a kiss. instead i patted him on the shoulder. #i went to my car and waited until he drove away before i went home. #never talked to the guy again #yike #got free wings tho